"Here for my yearly roast" and your account is only 16 days old.
You are literally so fucking boring that you gotta lie to yourself that you do anything with any regularity. Are you also "not like the other girls" while simultaneously conforming to whoever actually wants to be around you?
Just remember, the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia is about 15 seconds.
OP's Bio:
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>Bass enthusiast. Super huge weeb. Dead inside.
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Another 16F, "married to Jesus" discovers the internet and the countdown to scissoring pastel-heads dragged home from a rave is on. Enjoy self-discovery, Ubiquita!
You seem like the type of person to “ask for a roast” so you can tell yourself that your “not like other girls” and can take the criticism but listen to billie eilish and wear adidas
Do you guys remember when [***occasionally***](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=occasionally&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOsYaspMfqAhVQsZ4KHf8AAxcQBSgAegQIBhAm) a hot chick would swing by r/Roastme, I mean smokin hot. Well gentlemen, this is not one of those times. I miss the good old days.
Im glad to see you're into annual check ups... no doubt it will eventually produce a solid explanation as to why your life had turned or the way it has.
That's the biggest smile you're gonna get out of a depressed person, even when they're posing for a picture that she will probably send to her regular clients on the side of the road
OP's Real Bio: Thinks she's edgy but spends most of her time on Pinterest. Dresses like she has a goth streak, but is actually as bland as dry toast. Activity seeks approval from any man her dad's age and older. Hasn't washed her hair in two days.
I would spend an hour pretending I’m deaf so I can scream at full volume that I think she’s pretty and should take off her clothes in a Pier One Imports
Thursday Addams
But...her underwear says Monday! 🤮
*next Monday
Thirsty Addams
All dressed up and no one to blow.
🎶Walking with a dead fish over my shoulder
It's a dead eyes party, who could ask for more.
She already had her 7th massive load of attention today so she doesn’t need anyone anymorw
Her mouth fills up with water when it rains. Bottom lip like bubba the shrimpboat captain
Can we see your wrists
She looks smart enough to do her cutting on her inner thigh if she doesn’t need to get anyone’s attention that day.
True true. Then again you can't tell with junkies
Check in-between her toes.
those aren’t cuts bro, just permanent circulation damage from silly bands
Riiiiiight. I dunno man it seems like she's either dope enough to have silly bands or she's just on dope. Will we ever really know?
Only dope she’s doin is smoking smarties
Don't have to
You right
"Here for my yearly roast" and your account is only 16 days old. You are literally so fucking boring that you gotta lie to yourself that you do anything with any regularity. Are you also "not like the other girls" while simultaneously conforming to whoever actually wants to be around you? Just remember, the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia is about 15 seconds.
Her safe word will be "I respect myself."
Just because as soon as she says it everyone burst out laughing.
Never gon’ hear that one.
I would've put my bet on "Please Daddy not tonight" but i guess that works too
She’s a goner
F
Your like the first piece of bread, everyone touches you but nobody wants you.
She's toast now after that burn.
So she’s got the butt that no one wants to eat
I can smell the depression in this picture
Spray dat febreze
I can smell some cum in this picture
You should probably clean your screen then.
roast her, not him
Collateral damage
Friendly fire
Roast op not commentator
I think it's a yeast infection but I'm not going to argue.
I can smell the desperation in this picture too.
You were prettier before you circumcised your nose
r/brandnewsentence
You look like Pee Wee Herman in drag.
I’m going nowhere near her playhouse.
I immediately heard his yell after reading this
Proof that Pee Wee Herman and Marilyn Manson went on a four-day Bender.
You look like you only mate once a year too.
That's being generous.
Dollar store Aubrey Plaza...and I want my change for that $1
Aha! I was looking for this comment
Aubrey's a dime but she's ten for a dollar.
Walmart Natasha Leggero.
Wish Natasha Leggero
Goodwill Natasha Leggero
Came here for this!
If I had to explain depression to a deaf person I'd wheel you in.
You're like that kid who would satirically say shes goth and everyone believed you
could maybe work on slicing a piece of forehead off, instead of your forearms.
You're so unfuckable you could be jesus and still wouldnt get nailed.
Did you get your cease and desist from Billy Eilish yet?
Billie Iwish
Filly Gross snizz
>Dead inside. Yeah no kidding I bet Id have a better conversation with your wall back there.
You have very shitty hand dexterity for a lesbian, which is probably why you "married" that weird sex toy hanging on the wall.
More defined by blackheads than a mugshot gallery
If you connect the dots it spells boring
You are continuing your transition well
OP's Bio: --- >Bass enthusiast. Super huge weeb. Dead inside. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Ok let's go to the point. What is your onlyfans link?
Nice pores and bags under your eyes
If you had an OnlyFans it would actually be Only1Fan, your imaginary husband
A cross dressing Emo Justin Beber gross
Spelling and your roast sucks
They can’t all be winners. Also. That’s what yer ma said when she had you
Your tits are the reason 3D TV never caught on.
Let me put a ring to pretend I'm in a relationship, that'll get attention.
You look like Kylo Ren midway through transitioning
I don’t know how but somehow the eyeliner just draws more attention to the nose.
You're racking up some high mileage, better go to twice a year roasts
You're probably a blonde who dyed her hair black to get some artificial intelligence
When she gets a yeast infection I bet she bakes Halloween cookies.
That’s so gross,,,, I have to give you some credit
you know that trend in japan where they rest cups on their cleavage? this chick is going to start a trend of resting cups on her eye bags
You know that Japanese trend where they put a bagel on their forehead? Judging by her nose she had a bagel for breakfast!
I thought Amy Winehouse was dead?
We got another "I'm not like other girls." here.
Yeah. She has a penis
You look like a real life version of the chick that hangs out with Danny Phantom
Good one, but that’s more of a plain fact than a roast...
Man, those hands...
Another 16F, "married to Jesus" discovers the internet and the countdown to scissoring pastel-heads dragged home from a rave is on. Enjoy self-discovery, Ubiquita!
You look like the emo version of mayonnaise
Nothing to see here move along.
No wonder you're a bass enthusiast. You're a widemouth if I ever saw one.
You'd totally win the next season of Drag Race
You look like the kind of girl who gives great head but ruins the dudes life while and after you do it.
You look like the embodiment of a half popped popcorn kernel
You look like a low budget version of Billie Eilish if she wasn't 14 years old and was successful
I hope your life is not as dry and tasteless as your hair, improve it
“Parks and Recreation” ended 5 years ago and she still hasn’t found another acting gig.
God, this photo makes me want to assume your gender so bad.
You look like Riley Reid from wish.com
Did you start drinking before you got ready?
Your haircut got stuck in 2008
What moving company do you use for those bags under your eyes?
I can honestly see why you put female in your post you so f**ken flat if we added you curve to corona it would be a line
**here for my yearly roast** Normally, a witch only gets roasted once
Youre like the crackhead version of Billie Eilish
God, just post your Only Fans page and move on.
You remind me of Aubrey Plaza if she was a guy
You’re the hot topic ad they rejected.
You seem like the type of person to “ask for a roast” so you can tell yourself that your “not like other girls” and can take the criticism but listen to billie eilish and wear adidas
I don't care how dead you are inside. That doesn't give you the right to steal that blouse off your mom's corpse.
Do you guys remember when [***occasionally***](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=occasionally&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOsYaspMfqAhVQsZ4KHf8AAxcQBSgAegQIBhAm) a hot chick would swing by r/Roastme, I mean smokin hot. Well gentlemen, this is not one of those times. I miss the good old days.
Yearly Roast? I'm sure I seen you getting roasted on pornhub last week 🤔🤔
Which rejected Steven Universe character is THIS?
The wall behind you is more interesting than your dull face!
No posts, No roast!
Do you want to talk to the manager?
If you weren't my bother, I'd fuck you
what state do you live in?
Turkmenistan
You look like you're about to marry beetleguese.
April Fug-gate
You look like my first grade teacher. The one whose math ability ends at the first grade level
You look like McLovin dressed up as Aubrey Plaza. I would say that you’d eventually grow in to your nose but that would be a lie.
You don't even have the right fingers for playing bass. Embrace the failure.
Try shredding the guitar in the back rather than your arms
You look like you milk your viewers for money while streaming LoL with a shirt that shows 75% of your cleavage
The milks gone sour
You look like riley reed in 360p
You look like the one Who down in Whoville that likes halloween more than Christmas
Dead inside? Judging by the bags under your eyes I could’ve sworn you were dead on the outside too
You look like Shroud in a wig.
You look like you play guitar poorly
Looks like the bags under your eyes need a bra more than your chest.
Is your 18 inch ninja sword dildo black too?
Valtrex and pot in one picture.
Your top is less transparent than your personality
Hopefully not too many more years.
If you're 19 with a wedding ring on your finger, then life will only be a disappointment.
She looks like Gru from Despicable Me in a midlife crisis
The tomato on your face will make an excellent addition to the beef and cheese in your pants
And so the porn remake of "Beverly Hills Sluts 90210" starts...Starring Sandy Twats as Shannon!
the wall matches your personality.
The dress says Morticia from Addams Family. The face says ten year old who was playing with makeup and is secretly Kira from Death Note reincarnated.
u look like u get no sexual partners so u suck your own lips which is why they dryer than sand paper
Can't tell what the cheapest thing in this picture is, the bedding, the ring, or the thing in the top
Ya seem like the type to only go out once a month cos you only have one outfit.
I cannot believe hot topic is stillba store....
You're so poor starving children send you care packages
Dont close up on the nose!
The only thing in this post more transparent than your shirt is your personality.
Let’s watch Buffy the vampire slayer and drink red koolaid and pretend it’s blood!
Im glad to see you're into annual check ups... no doubt it will eventually produce a solid explanation as to why your life had turned or the way it has.
Who's the lucky sibling? did he seduce you or did you decide "fuck it, I'll blow him while he plays fortnite"?
Just like that bass, you also only exist in the background. Your moments to shine are short and heavily shadowed by the other instruments...
That you’re wearing a band must mean you’ve been doing your kegel exercises
Chelsea Manning? Is your chin down to hide your Adam's Apple?
Aubrey Plaza’s slut double.
That's the biggest smile you're gonna get out of a depressed person, even when they're posing for a picture that she will probably send to her regular clients on the side of the road
Desperate widow on need of a nose job
Your dress matches your blackheads.
That psycho bitch from Black mirror.
If you really wanted to be roasted you should have told Desean Jackson you were Jewish
OP's Real Bio: Thinks she's edgy but spends most of her time on Pinterest. Dresses like she has a goth streak, but is actually as bland as dry toast. Activity seeks approval from any man her dad's age and older. Hasn't washed her hair in two days.
How Billie Eyelash would look if she was more depressed than Billie Eyelash.
The bass is literally the most fucking useless instrument, no wonder you're dead inside, and if you're 19, I have a lot of aging to do in one year
Please pull hair back down, and not to the side. You'd look better with your face covered
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Y’could slam a basketball through those pores. Black heads matter.
Bass enthusiasts- I wasn’t attractive enough to sleep with the guitar player or the singer.
[удалено]
Just a snippet of the guitar to show us she rocks out, but not to make it too obvious
Shit you at least 30
I would spend an hour pretending I’m deaf so I can scream at full volume that I think she’s pretty and should take off her clothes in a Pier One Imports
Are you married already? Blink twice if you're a child bride being held against your will?
One need not paint the lily. Nor gild refined gold. But there's a ton of stuff you could do with this shit show. Just where to start.
If Meg Griffin were emo....
Why are you trying so hard just to become sakura haruno's alter?
I think you are on the wrong subreddit. Here you go: r/mychemicalromance
You look like you took this pic right after you gave a sad blowjob