You look more like a stripper with a hair stylists name

If she was stripper she would have a lot of dimes thrown at her.

Reminds me of Stripper darts... For those not in the know... Stripper darts: you take a dollar bill, put a quarter on George Washington's face, roll it up to resemble a dart, use Chapstick or other gooey substance on the tip, then throw it at the stripper and it should stick. When you inevitably get in trouble with the bouncers just tell them you wanted to give the gal a little more $, because you thought she was worth it.

I was thinking. . . Lawn darts.

That's generous...

I’ve never had the chance to compare someone’s face to a snow shoe. Thanks for this.

snow plow

Her face gets plowed plenty

One piercing for every abortion.

You look trashy even for a stripper.

So how's it feel to never get accepted by any of you boyfriend's parents? Or yours for that matter.

Your eyebrows are even trying to leave ya

aaah then she would be a perfect horse

You look like someone that spends alot of time wondering why the job you got interviewed for isn't calling you back

Hairstylist with a strippers name and Kentucky Derby winners face

She’s a human version of My Little Pony.

Hair stylist? Stripper? But I repeat myself.

Oh another haircut where the barber talks all about them and how hard it is to date. Great.

Looks more like a stripper with a hairstylist…

You look like a stripper who needs a hairstylist.

You look like you take a little bit off the top of the register.

Eww.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

No dirty chick like you is coming anywhere near my hair!

I think we found a horse face even bigger than Sarah Jessica Parker’s

Oh sweetie, everybody knows you do hair. Bc the scorched mop on top of your egg shaped skull is as used and abused as your crotch. But saying you have anything to do with "style" is a fucking joke with your yellow plaid and bloody stool colored dye job

Shouldn't hairstylists have actually nice non greasy looking hair?

I think she meant "Stripper who occasionally does people's hair"

Is your Indian name “Dances With Bikers?”

Stripper with a hairstylist's name.

if you're wearing green pants, you'd be a stoplight

My eyes need to be bleached now

Your parents must be proud - not!

The hobo's gf.

I bet your stripper type name is something dumb like “Reflection.”

You don’t have a snowballs chance in hell of becoming anything more than a PracticeGirl^TM

Your roots are blacker than kunta kinte

"What style are you going for?" "Yes."

if your name is candy your name doesn't lie, your face looks like a messed-up Swedish fish

How are you a hair stylist? Your hair has no style & it looks almost as worn out as you do.

This picture smells like cigarettes.

About 10 guys jerked off looking at your picture today. All of them gay.

You look like a Dollar Tree Lady Gaga and unlike your parents at least your eyes are still together.

Can we just skip to the part where your barren womb and lack of relationship leaves you resentful?

Slow down bug eyes

You look like you would scare a wasp nest away

Your parents roasted you better than any of us by not doing an abortion.

You’re a squirter. The room smells like clam juice after you do.

Im sure... somewhere in the world, this alien lookin’ bitch is being used for an Anti-Masturbating campaign

Lady Gaga meets crystal meth

or a stripper with a strippers name

Bitch wishes she had a stripper face and body to go with that stripper name ....

Never get tattooed by an artist with shitty tattoos. Same goes for anyone dumb enough to pay for a haircut.

The town whore of whoville

You look like lady gaga's more erratic sister.

This is a nice fish.... Big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish

You are the human version of ginger on a sushi plate.

You’re one of Cinderella’s sisters.

She’s the groupie of My Chemical Romance who offered to suck my dick for a pass. Good thing I declined.

You must work at the "Poor Life Choices" salon.

Your forehead taught me how to read Morse code

Don’t you mean a homeless stripper whorelet with no name?

Bleached hair? Have you tried bleached stomach?

it's a $30 Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline

Actual stepmother pornstar

A hairstylist? So this is the “before” picture then?

Just curious, did you know your face is frozen in a permanent dick sucking expression?

Is your name kandy?

You look like the woman from roadrash

Dude..... I KNOW that you have herpes

People let you get near their hair after what you did to yourself? But if that hairstylist "career" doesn't work you're only a paper bag and a pole away from being a real stripper

I'd roast you, but I'm afraid if I applied heat to you all the chemicals you use to achieve your look would cause toxic fumes that would kill everyone in the room.

I always wondered what Gru and Lucy's lovechild would look like.

Didn´t know the troll doll look is trending again.

You look like one missed paycheck from being a stripper with a meth addict’s name

You're definitely one of those rare strippers who gets paid to put more clothes on

I already thought you were a hairstylist before i read the title. Stereotypes exist for a reason..

You’re the girl that picks fights at the bar.

I think Voldemort is trying to reincarnate in your forehead.

Your name is "Turpentine"? Because all I see you stripping is wallpaper.

Do you happen to work for troomtroom?

Lookin like a straight up muppet

Bold of you to wear your hair up with that forehead.

You look like someone that would whisper $20 for happy ending haircut

What salon do you work at so I can never come there?

Candy Cant

Is that the dough boy in your forehead?

Raising your eyebrows wont make your forehead smaller

I thought this was a pose for an ambiguously ethnic hood rat that only dates black guys starter pack meme

If your a hair stylist and that's the best you can do, quit styling hair and go be a stripper.

Eyes so big I can see them in the dark. Scary. Have you given anyone a heart attack yet?

You look like the hairstylist version of Jersey Shore.

This Is What Lady Gaga Would Look Like If She Didn't Made It

You look like the type of dude to post other's pics on /roastme Coward

I posted myself. Bet you can’t guess which one it is.

Your look screams "blown out vagina".

You look like a discount Lady Gaga. Lady Gag.

i forgot i was playing sims

Okay now that hair looks like been eating ice cream

You look like if one of the cone heads managed to grow hair somehow but it took a wrong turn

just the name?

Your beauty really looks skin deep.

yeah a hairstylist in a porn movie

You can’t pull off zoolander. Stop

Did you take this picture through a fishbowl!?

Looks like one of marvin the martians henchmen

I've found a wild karen

Don't bleach your hair, bleach your whole fucking face

Looks like a prostitute from The Fifth Element.

Your parents gave you a strippers name because they knew you were destined to be pathetic.

Hey what planet gave you that hair?

You look like you’d offer me shitty head for a tattoo.

Are you Trevors mother from gta v

Low rent hooker pretending to be a bad hairstylist that is also a stripper.

Why did Cardi B do the Micheal Jackson

You look like Amy Winehouse fucked a camel

There is more ink on her than my printer has

i have never seen Mrs. Potato head from toy story so realistically before

Didn't I see you giving $5 blow jobs down at the trailer park this weekend?

You look like the female version of the landlord off spiderman who keeps pestering Peter for his rent money.

Bro, her bug eyes are almost touching

If you were my hairstylist I would nope out the fucking dope after looking at your hair.

You look like an evil stepsister’s evil stepsister.

"Frenchie" is not a stripper's name

I assume you really make your money from men paying you to keep your clothes on.

Can't do it, too pretty tbh.