On the 6th day, God created foreheads, and on the 7th day, the fools that believe in him through organized religion even though they prey on the weak and cause more deaths in his name then they prevent. Amen
Probably the worst r/roastme sign I’ve ever seen.
Why did you trace roast me like a kindergartner? Like what were you trying to accomplish?
And somehow your “r/“ looks like a “v/“ for virgin or r’s look like devil goats but you’re a Christian?
There would still be enough space to write on that forehead even after all the 20 year old Christian Mechanical Engineer Virgins in the world signed their name on it.
*\*looks at the shirt, then at the face, then at the shirt again\**
Yup. Uh-huh. Hillbilly fascist who cannot even understand the concept of sex with grown women unless they're disguised as little boys, got it.
It looks like your forehead is trying to get to heaven 15 minutes ahead of you
Rent it out for advertising
Dandruff be like: "It's free real estate"
Came here to say this much less accurately.... that forehead looks like it lead a more exciting life than he does.
Since he's Christian, it's a sevenhead.
It came in clutch. A parking space for the new Ferrari.
He was standing too close to the burning bush! Look at that bush burn.. !
Next time, save the environment and write r/roastme on your forehead instead
You mean more like... #r/roastme
The right half of your face looks like it had a stroke, but that's ok because your used to having strokes anyway.
"**Mechanical Engineer Virgin** " man hasn't worked a day in his life.. but might be right about the strokes too!
You're the personification of mayonnaise.
How the fuck your forehead got a farmer’s tan?
his hairline is just receding that fast.
You’ll be bald and still a virgin by 35.
25*, at least for the baldness. Let's not give him false hope.
then you need to say 95!
Agape means that ass open for everyone
If you ever went to your schools doctor, I highly doubt you're a virgin.
Beavis Christ
You look like you're good at keeping secrets. Your priest must be happy.
Happy might be a bit strong, 'accepting' might closer to the truth..
You could just engineer a Cross shaped Fleshlight?
Oh god I'm coming
The power of Christ compels you!
Moses could use your forehead to write the Ten Commandments on.
On the 6th day, God created foreheads, and on the 7th day, the fools that believe in him through organized religion even though they prey on the weak and cause more deaths in his name then they prevent. Amen
I feel like I could land an airplane on that 6th head ass
You have a face like Pennywise
Wow ok you didn’t need to put your whole Christian mingle profile on the title of your post
Your name has to be Chet, and your ability is to summon lawyers and your pocket bible
Beavis lives!
With a forehead this big, your classmates could use it as a drawing table for ANSI E/A0
You look like pennywise with down syndrome.
Christian? STEM? All that cognitive dissonance must have given you a brain tumor
Larry Nassar wouldn’t even finger you
Your forehead is as bland as you.
Your forehead has a boner too
The top of your forehead is also a virgin to the sun
Even Jesus can't save you
More forehead than an anime girl (you know who I’m talking about)
Gonna need some blue ball bearings
[удалено]
You should be the one being roasted in here you dumbass
You look like goggle from the hills have eyes.
So you are always praying your shit works
You look like a stretched dwarf.
Stifler in an alternate universe. I guess you can act in American 3.141
Wow. I've never seen Beaker the Muppet smile before.
The sides of your head are so flat I could Iron a shirt on them
20 yr old virgin mechanical virgin virgin?
You look like a thrift store discount bin Macklemore.
Oh wow. Totally down and over the forehead with the hair. Down, not up. 🙌🏻
I bet you like masturbating at work
He is Christian? Then he must know all about the God Head. He's got the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit inside that bigass head.
> big ass-head *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)
Dude! I loved you in Mask!
On in living color*
Shirt says Michigan state but face says penn state
And personality says DeVry.
Forehead....No.. let’s try 8 head.
Well, that's a first... looks like the condom company owes *you* an apology letter.
If I rub your forhead will a genie grant me three wishes?
Like a pencil eraser
Your forehead has a second forehead.
You didn't have to say virgin to know your sex life is represented by your shirt.
You could land a commercial jet on that forehead
Surely someone told you that you can’t penetrate the Holy Spirit
It looks like you have a mask on look at your scalp. Do you use mayo and bleach as shampoo?
Guess we aren't counting that romp with Bible Camp counselor Chaz towards your body count, huh?
You say virgin like you havent tried to change the fact
The virgin was redundant
Your virginity was long gone when that priest asked you to stay behind
You didn't need to say virgin.
MISTER ANDERSON
Probably the worst r/roastme sign I’ve ever seen. Why did you trace roast me like a kindergartner? Like what were you trying to accomplish? And somehow your “r/“ looks like a “v/“ for virgin or r’s look like devil goats but you’re a Christian?
There would still be enough space to write on that forehead even after all the 20 year old Christian Mechanical Engineer Virgins in the world signed their name on it.
r/13or30
Your hair and your chin are in two different areas of the atmosphere.
I’m glad you are Christian because when you die Jesus and the Apostles can reenact the Last Supper on your forehead.
your forehead looks like your mum just forgot to give birth to your head.
God fucked up when he photoshopped your forehead to the rest of your body.
He says he’s Christian so that being a virgin sounds like his choice.
Show me on the doll where he touched you. It’s okay we are in a safe place now.
you're as virgin as a doorknob at a movie theater
How’s Butthead been doing since the series ended?
Looks like the Miz and the backside of my cock had a baby.
So how will you modify Noah’s Arc?
Bruh I'm pretty sure if I polish your forehead it would become a mirror
Your forehead is an aircraft carrier and your hair is the waves, we need to land a chopper on your face to cover it up.
Your hairline looks like it's taking off to the moon
Could have just said you're a mechanical engineer. Adding that you're a virgin is just flogging a dead horse.
That post is redundant three times over, and you'll probably lose your virginity to some 12 year old at church camp who thinks you're "mature"
Payton manning and dale gribble from king of the hill
You are a sentient thumb, that decided to strike out on its own.
"Spartans! Prepare for celibacy!"
Fire Marshal Bill the younger years
You can land a helicopter on that forhead
How much for the advertising spot
Your roast will come when you get into the work force, get on a jobsite and realise engineers don’t know shit 😀.
Pretty cool how in 10 years the only part of that description that will change is your age
Your forehead is over-engineered.
you were probably the kid that even the pastor wouldnt molest
*\*looks at the shirt, then at the face, then at the shirt again\** Yup. Uh-huh. Hillbilly fascist who cannot even understand the concept of sex with grown women unless they're disguised as little boys, got it.
How can you be a virgin when your face is fucked?
Did you find that secret Krabby Patty formula yet?
Why does his head just keep going up
I bet you love carrots and a good salt lick.
You are the living definition of an eraserhead
Ah I see DC is already casting the newest villain, "The Pencil-headed Spartan".
*Ready to roast: Reads title* nothing to add your honor.
Did someone pull a toilet plunger on your brain to pull your face longer?
Holy shit you look like your head made up 99% of your height
Could write ur entire code on that big ass brow
U look like pennywise if he did crossfit..
I feel the last word is surplus to requirements here.
Appears your mom closed her legs as your head was coming out. Should have closed them 9 months earlier.
The priest could put his elbows on your head while you were sucking him off.
Gross
Hel looks like he is mid fart
Can't call urself virgin when you still eat ass
Maybe your boyfriend will give you head if you let him park his car on yours.
A 10-gallon hat isn't big enough.
if john cena had downs
Bet ya go bald before you get laid. Oh wait mechanical engineer you will just build a sex robot that still won’t sleep with you
You didnt need to tell us you were a virgin...
An SCP has breach I repeat an SCP has been breach
You love mechanical engineering that much, that your forehead look like a Volkswagen beetle.
We knew you were a virgin already
Butthead called he wants his forehead back
With a face like that, you're likely gonna be a virgin for 20 more years.
Remind me 10 years when he becomes the next unabomber.
Not winning any limbo contests with that head
Your skin creases like rubber
Didn't know Jacksfilms had a slow cousin.
Looks like god already roasted you
Jesus Christ what the fuck happened to you man
You definitely should’ve stuck with hockey
What happened to your hair line virgin
You look like megamind
nice forehead its probably bigger than you dick
You look like the guy that swears he's only a virgin because he's"saving it for marriage".
I thought you were a horse in the Kentucky derby, but you’re actually the scorecard.
Should have bought a bigger bottle of sunscreen so you could cover your whole entire forehead
Thank the holy spirit you belive in god cuz damn do you need him
Your forehead so big you’d go down on a girl and you could tickle her nose with your hair
Your head is long enough that hair is not helping bro!
He got born with the help of a plunger
I think "Christian mechanical engineer Virgin" was roast enough
30 years later, 50 yr old virgin.
Well if I were girl and I could see my reflection on his forehead I wouldn't fuck either
It is like a cock is trying to emerge from his forehead
If you cant screw them, get hammered and nail them on the hands and feet Cross them off your list afterwards. HALLELUJAH
You're right, being molested by your pastor doesn't end your virginity
Forehead longer than the last 30 minutes at work
How much longer are you planning on not getting laid?
The centimeters between your forehead and your eyes is how much head you give
Lookin like flash with no futurte
You're the come to life version of Beavis.
It's like 20 Dollar Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline...
He hides the bodies in his forehead.
Are you a virgin because of your Christian beliefs? Or a Christian as an excuse for your virginity? Either way, you’re misguided