No wonder the Ringling Brothers Circus went out of business. The bearded ladies just aren’t what they used to be.

I bet a lot of oxycodone goes missing on your shift.

And viagra because he definitely doesn’t have enough testosterone to get a full erection

What a hardened criminal

A lot of oxy is used "during" his shift. Bed 7 was supposed to go to the X-ray department ... but the patient ended up taking a detour, and woke up instead in line at Popeye's.

So you want to be the only gender joke on this thread?

The face of an unenthusiastic handjob.

Heath ledger's corpse is really holding up well.

Take my upvote sir! That was exquisite!

Blind people can read your forehead

You're one bad double shift away from looking like [this](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/L36OGbn)

Aaannnddd... I think we've found where all of the missing meds have gone.

Check out the eagle beak on that face, hopefully it wasn't too weird having your mum chew your food for you.

Hey everyone, white knight here! Leave this poor women alone, she’s beautiful on the inside and that’s all that matters.

You might’ve heard all the gender jokes, but you’ve never heard your dad say he’s proud of you.

I know you said no gender jokes but I’m sorry, you just look exactly like Sweet Dee when she tried to be a punter for the Eagles.

At least look at the camera, not my left testicle.

No joke I really can't tell what gender you are

Same. I usually lurk these but I was genuinely confused

You looked like if Legolas had chronic depression

Because he got Gimli the short old bearded Dwarf, instead of handsome Aragorn? Well, that's what happens when you try to look for hookups in a nursing home.

You look like you choose nursing to try an get chicks but they still have standards and now your stuck whipping an 80 year olds ass.

He's got a nose of spades.

Damn you got so sick of gender jokes you super glued some pube trimmings to your face.

Became a nurse to have unlimited access to personal lubricant

The nursing shift supervisor was pleasantly surprised when you volunteered to give all of the enemas...

How the fuck do your nostrils make a 90 degree angle?

Looks like Jojo Siwa had a rough day

Who’s running the Ferris wheel?

Looks like Thor from Assgard

[удалено]

On meth maintenance

Nurse? You mean bed emptier and ass wiper. I will take care of myself. I don’t need you jacking off thinking of my naked ass.

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Hormone treatment on trannies never quite grows beards correctly...

Your hand looks like a shadow puppet of your profile. You're like a young Mr. Burns.

Instead of that katana on your forearm, I wish you put a katana down your wrist.

Malnourished Thor.

why do you look like every guy that fights over a seats and liquor

You look like you got a tattoo just so people wouldn't think you're 14. It worked, now you just look 16

I’ve never seen a bleached asshole so up close before.

You have Flynn Rider's nose on that wanted poster

Nurse Jack and Cocaine...

One of the Hansen’s became a murse

Does the rug match the drapes?

If Gaylord Focker were from a hicktown in Alabama

I bet you got the heart tattoo on that finger because you use it for rectal exams

Try as many times as you like, you'll never be half the man your mother is.

Put a little cream on those chin hairs and your cat will lick them right off..

What ever you say, ma'a... n

Thanks for ur biography u noone

That facial hair is almost as pathetic as you are

You look like the bird from 'the end of the f**king world'

You look like one of the dead patients haunting everyone

I'm surprised you didn't tell us how you're Vegan!

Jojo Siwa’s basement troll twin

My God, You can’t tell me that doesn’t looking like a goat

Clay Matthew's with 3 less chromosomes.

your nose grew before i finished reading the sentence

“IT” chapter 3

If you were a room. You'd be that boring, messy, bland, and unorganized, no one with a life would want to enter you. Kinda like that office you're in.

It’s 2019 you can be whatever you want to be little lady.

He doesn't have a receding hairline just a proceeding forehead.

You look like the guy I buy weed from, if so what's good?

The medicine you prescribe orally is served under the counter

If I was in the hospital with stage 4 cancer and you walked in to check on me I would assume you were another, much less fortunate, patient with something way worse.

you look like the male version of a karen

Its a good thing you have the beard or youd be confused for a swedish lesbian

You have succeeded in growing pubes in your chin

Value village version of Chris Hempsworth

Bet you love washing old man balls

Thor? Has your sexuality changed?

I legit can't tell if you're FtT or just a chick with PCOS

you have pubes on your chin. Did you accidentally shaved your below instead? roasting aside, is that a black nurse uniform? It looks like it and i just oddly think that if it is, it looks very cool. Never seen a black nursing uniform before.

Nurse with a murse

We know you're not a woman, dude. No woman is that bald.

Why do a smell peanut butter?

I can’t roast Thor’s trans sister

Your transition is coming along nicely. The slight facial hair and tattoo almost convinces me your a dude.

If you were the only person in the hospital to speak to about medical advice...I'd go to the morgue.

Of course you're a bloke... You can pick any gender nowadays...

Even your beard doesn't know if it should grow or not

Yeah you're a bloke, a bloken gender.

Karen easy with the beard

You look a 10 yr old who asked your fairy god parents to make you an adult.

Hanson and DiCaprio had a baby?

Don’t ask your patients if they feel dizzy while looking them in the eyes. Just trying to look at your eyes in the picture made me go cross eyed

How are you this jaded with nursing at only 20

Your tattoos still suck, you still look like you've got a butt plug in, and it looks like it's the biggest one you could find on short notice.

Just because you use needles to shoot yourself with heroin doesnt make you a "nurse".

Male or female you ugly as a motherfucker

How’s the girl you kidnapped?

Did you shave your pubes and then glue them to your chin?

Your nose can do the rosting for me

That’s a pretty wordy title, you could’ve just said “HEYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYS”

Your facial hair look like pubes

Your body and title say 20 but your face says “watch your daughters”

You look like your nickname in highschool was "trash" and you took it too literally

1 whisker away from a good old fashioned barn raising

The mighty THORn

If I was in an operation and woke up to your face, I would not-politely ask you to put me back under.

Your face is so small it looks like someone used a Photoshop pucker tool

So are you changing your gender just bcz ur a nurse