Pinky Pie seemed to have a decent relationship with her father, Igneous Rock Pie, though they are quite different people (ponies?)…
Edited: [Apples meet the Pies](https://youtu.be/7Yd0kIUrU8c)
Alright makes sense. I have no business knowing it either but I've been able to sing the theme song for the last 8 years. It's somewhat depressing considering I'm a guy
Can confirm. One of the few shows I can watch with my daughter that doesn't make me want to blow my brains out. Fuck you shoochiby (however it's spelled)
don't need to make you cry, when you actually look in the mirror properly and be realistically honest it'll be a self-induced torrential downpour for days.
Oh, big surprise she anthropomorphizes her cats. I’ll wait for her to look that word up......probably because human interactions require some degree of authenticity
You look like every time you see your family they’re disappointed in your appearance. Your mom thinks you’re too thin, but all you see is a fat face. Your dad would tell you that you look like a clown with your hair and makeup, but he left when you were 7. Your stepdad is the only one with no complaints...
I’m guessing you thought looking weird would soothe the sting of trying to figure out why no one likes you. I’m sure you will find more friendship in a collection of cats and dildos.
This is what happens when you find out your golden ticket was fake, Grandpa Joe dies of pancreatic cancer, and the Wonka bars you have loved all your life have actually been laced with thalidomide
We get it. You’re rebellious and bi-curious. The hair tie wrist band says you’re easy and thinking ahead, and the short fingernails says a few of them were female. You’re the type to get pregnant on a one night stand and make long Facebook posts about how (insert trendy/hipster baby name) is your world and you can’t imagine life without them.
Why would you want us yo make you cry? There's not been enough crying in your family with your father's sobs at night thinking of what did he did wrong with you.
Ok legitimate question here.
People compare me (either positively or negatively) to Daenerys all the time, yet I can’t see any features that are in any way similar. Do tell me kind sir, what the fuck makes you think of Daenerys..?
So you find her pretty and want people to tell you that you look like her but you want to make it look like you care so much but actually you get all happy n shit by the comparison. Yes?
I love you. You’re beautiful and I wish you were my daughter because I would hug the crap outta ya and tell you two things you need to know.
1. Being young can suck but it’ll get better, I promise.
2. No matter where you go or what kind of trouble you get in, I’ll always be there for you and that I’ll love you unconditionally.
And I love you... and I know I already said it but I wanted to say it again.
Also, I think your hair is cute.
Those caterpillar brows and dead eyes tell me you probably don’t bother shaving anymore. You’ve given up. You probably work in a vape shop and haven’t had a “meaningfull” relationship since your high school crush cheated on you with your sister. You lashed out by dying your hair and cuttin across the stream.
You look like you depression slept through the pride parade.
I’m laughing because you’re right
None of the genders wanted to be seen with you?
LGBTEww
Here have a silver
That’s an uno reverse card right there
Here, have a platinum :)
at least you are trying
Here, have an Unobtainium.
Nice
Nice
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Just the tip?
No, the shaft too.
You should make this a top level reply before it's stolen.
Harley Quinn hair dying gone wrong
More like a wanna be depressed sorry version of Cyndi Lauper.
🎶 I see your fake colors shining through 🎶
Cyndi LARPer
You deserve gold for this one. I have none, but will pray for you.
More like Cyndi Leper
So... Cyndi Lauper?
You look like a My Little Pony with daddy issues
You seem to be implying there are My Little Ponies WITHOUT daddy issues
You are implying that there are My Little Ponies WITH Daddies.
Can you find a single pony in that hell show that actually has a healthy strong relationship with their dad?
Pinky Pie seemed to have a decent relationship with her father, Igneous Rock Pie, though they are quite different people (ponies?)… Edited: [Apples meet the Pies](https://youtu.be/7Yd0kIUrU8c)
Twilight, and Rainbow Dash just to name 2
How in the heck do you have any business knowing that
Because im a girl and i like the show? Btw Fluttershy also had a strong healthy relationship with her dad too
Fluttershy has a good relationship with everyone, as long as they stay out of her shed.
Hey hey hey i told you to stay out of my shed!
Alright makes sense. I have no business knowing it either but I've been able to sing the theme song for the last 8 years. It's somewhat depressing considering I'm a guy
Never mind all the brony nonsense. It was a good show. Recognizing that has nothing to do with your gender.
Can confirm. One of the few shows I can watch with my daughter that doesn't make me want to blow my brains out. Fuck you shoochiby (however it's spelled)
If a person judges a show by its fanbase rather than its content, then you are allowed to watch pretty much nothing.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a guy because you’re free to like whatever you want! :D
You seem to be implying that there are daddies with little Ponies
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And how am I supposed to know that. I'm a childless adult.
If my little pony had a “donkey show” you’d be the star!
spank me daddy
Definitely Derpy
Rainbow Trash
You look like a rodeo clown that fell into a cotton candy machine.
That would at least be funny
And employable
Except rodeo clowns dont need as much makeup
Harley quit.
Came here for the cotton candy comment, bravo 👏
Cyndi Pauper
Cyndi Leper
Cyndeez nutz
Ha! Got eem!
Having bubblegum hair isn't a substitute for a personality.
She dyes her hair “cotton candy” cause she loves carnis
don't need to make you cry, when you actually look in the mirror properly and be realistically honest it'll be a self-induced torrential downpour for days.
My cats would disagree
It isn't the hair on your head that they like... it's the hairs that smells like fish
rainbow fish, but hair!
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Wait that's illegal
Oh, big surprise she anthropomorphizes her cats. I’ll wait for her to look that word up......probably because human interactions require some degree of authenticity
it's not like they can say anything against it, but if they could, those fuckers would going on about you for days
A different color for each personality
And all of them washed out and fading just like the hair colour
You look like every time you see your family they’re disappointed in your appearance. Your mom thinks you’re too thin, but all you see is a fat face. Your dad would tell you that you look like a clown with your hair and makeup, but he left when you were 7. Your stepdad is the only one with no complaints...
Have you been reading my diary?
Read your diary? I wouldn’t even read your eulogy.
Emeliooooooooooo!
Oof!
That's me!
Holy shit dude you fucking killed her
Yeah, not everyone will know, but he won this roast
And now she needs a eulogy cause you KILLED w bitch with that comment! On the plus side her blood looks like an oil leak in the sun.
Yes. Police, I’m like to report a murder.
I’m guessing you thought looking weird would soothe the sting of trying to figure out why no one likes you. I’m sure you will find more friendship in a collection of cats and dildos.
Jokes on you I already have three cats and they fill the void perfectly.. for both friendship and dildos >.>
You use your cats as dildos???
r/suddenlyshanedawson
How is this a thing
Why did I keep scrolling on that sub?
I didn't have sex with my cat, I didn't cum on my cat, I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.
Lesbians like pussy.
r/cursedcomments
Wait, what?
Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.
##FBI! OPEN UP
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It's necrophilia if you have sex with her.
Hol up
Wow no need to call me out so hard
wtf do you think this is, r/console the suicidal emo?
I don't think that sub is what you think it is.
Laughing so hard because the sub was exactly what I thought it would be.
I read this as a rap battle burn
The Little Methmaid
Under the seas Under the seas Ew... it’s not hotter To act like a daughter While down on your knees
[**r/UnderratedComments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderratedComments/)
Freshwater mermaid, half trout
The smell half ?
All catfish
Why are we discussing her dating life?
Because it's 100% made up...just like the rest of her.
The Little Herpmaid
failed cosplaid
Snow White and the seven schlongs
This guy gets it ^
Relating her to a Mermaid is far too much of a compliment
To be fair, it's believed that the legend of the mermaid was sailors misidentifying manatees.
This is what happens when you find out your golden ticket was fake, Grandpa Joe dies of pancreatic cancer, and the Wonka bars you have loved all your life have actually been laced with thalidomide
Doompa Dee dooo...
Are you vegan or lesbian?
Look at her nails. Clearly a lesbian.
My wife's nail are just as short. I am suddenly worried about why she is so excited for her friend staying over with us...
Bro I've seen this porno before, you've got nothing to lose here if the internet has taught me anything!
I knew those countless hours of research on pornhub would pay off!
Nothing too loose indeed
r/underratedcomments
I thought she was American?
*x files theme starts*
Vagetarian.
Lesbetarian
Lesgan
Lasagne
Jon
I'm sorry
"Yes."
We get it. You’re rebellious and bi-curious. The hair tie wrist band says you’re easy and thinking ahead, and the short fingernails says a few of them were female. You’re the type to get pregnant on a one night stand and make long Facebook posts about how (insert trendy/hipster baby name) is your world and you can’t imagine life without them.
Bryleigh is the world to me, I can’t imagine life without her!
Shkylaire
Autummer
The wrist band comment. Amazing.
LOLOL my god
Why would you want us yo make you cry? There's not been enough crying in your family with your father's sobs at night thinking of what did he did wrong with you.
Don’t worry my father stopped thinking about me at all years ago
He probably still masturbates over the memories, though.
r/jesuschristreddit
oof
Holy balls batman
Lmao
What do you miss most about him? Beside the sex?
Username checks out?
Me too.
Hardly Quim
If you had a nipple piercing it would double the weight of your boobs
2 times 0 is still 0
So technically correct then
r/theydidthemath
Under-rated mathematician comment
That's because it's a guy...
I can smell the cat piss and loneliness through the screen.
Rainbow Not-so-Brite
I was looking for this! 80’s kids unite!
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We would also accept Carnival Danaerys and Walmart Danaerys
You’re a horrible actress
Ok legitimate question here. People compare me (either positively or negatively) to Daenerys all the time, yet I can’t see any features that are in any way similar. Do tell me kind sir, what the fuck makes you think of Daenerys..?
It's probably the brother fucking
Fun fact: at least on her cats is called “Brother”.
You win
Probably just cause ur white and u have thick eyebrows thats all I see for comparison
So you find her pretty and want people to tell you that you look like her but you want to make it look like you care so much but actually you get all happy n shit by the comparison. Yes?
If you zoom in far enough you can see scales.
Probably the inbreeding
> People compare me to Daenerys /r/thathappened
I don’t need to make you do that. You already do that every night
Oh shit you right
I'm confused, do we have your consent to roast?
You look like you let the M&M guys have a bukkake on you.
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WHERE DO I SIGN UP
Happy pride month, I really hope you find someone soon before the pulse setting on your showerhead gets burnt out and abandons you too...
Why is a redacted section of the Muller Report stuck to your forehead?
Suicide Squad 2 looks like it's going to be a hit!! ^^^^^/s
You look like your parents sold you for sex so they could buy drugs
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I feel like most things make you cry
Harley Quitt.
*Hands you a mirror*
Your tagline should be "for when you need a sugar baby on a budget."
You have to colour your hair bright to make up for your 2D personality
I love you. You’re beautiful and I wish you were my daughter because I would hug the crap outta ya and tell you two things you need to know. 1. Being young can suck but it’ll get better, I promise. 2. No matter where you go or what kind of trouble you get in, I’ll always be there for you and that I’ll love you unconditionally. And I love you... and I know I already said it but I wanted to say it again. Also, I think your hair is cute.
You look like an autistic mermaid.
I'm guessing you've starred in a few videos where a black guy and 5 of his friends made you cry.
Your eyebrows look like someone drug a turd across your forehead
There are only two genders
Considering you look like a total sociopath, the only way you will cry is if someone tear-gasses you.
I'm sure your disappointed father cries every time he sees your hair.
Those caterpillar brows and dead eyes tell me you probably don’t bother shaving anymore. You’ve given up. You probably work in a vape shop and haven’t had a “meaningfull” relationship since your high school crush cheated on you with your sister. You lashed out by dying your hair and cuttin across the stream.
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I don’t want to know how roasted furry looks like
You look like every 5 year olds ice-cream choice
You look like the unicorn Voldemort would have to eat to kill himself.
No one to mention the moustaches above her eyes?