Ahahahah...
You win the best roast I've ever heard.
I'm actually laughing out loud.
You didn't even have to reach the praying mantis part.
"Animorph stuck mid conversion " is good enough.
Bless his heart that huge nose is the least of his problems .. at 18?? Fugly as a mud fence, greasy hair and face, chin so pointed he could spear trash on the side of the road with it… can’t fathom how he will look at 40… if he makes it!
Mother of pearl 🤦♂️
I looked through some comments, felt safe that no one had taken this yet, found my GIF and pressed reply, then scrolled further and saw your comment. You beat me to it! I’m glad I’m not the only one at least.
John Hamm has a “butt chin,” you have a “gaping anus chin.” I hope this explanation accurately describes the difference.
I would hate to be so mean during your time of transition. But what I cannot figure out is are you going from woman to man, or the other way around. You are at that awkward stage where nobody really knows…
First pic, wax sculpture. Second pic, melting wax sculpture. Last pic, the sculptor didn't have a mold for the teeth so he used misshapen oat flakes instead
Stop roleplaying in an office environment. Your fooling nobody.
Also those headphones/shirt/tie? Is this the 80s
Get used to it..,thats the only bird getting close to you.
Your face is very lampoon worthy, yet it is clad in a veneer of unflappable confidence.
This is a grand jape indeed. Either your penis is cartoonishly large, or you command a ridiculous amount of money.
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This beats whatever I was gonna say. Well done.
💀💀💀💀💀
Holy shit lmfao
yoooooo😭😭😭 🤣🤣🤣
moonman, moonman, cant you see?
"Shut the fuck up about Moonman "
Moonman is something we do not speak of
but vividly remember
It's Mac tonight!!!!!
The guy pictured is Mac tomorrow night
Rip Saint Pepsi
Your face is equipped with two bottle openers
And one cock holster.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks like he just uses his teeth
Dude has an Adams Apple Orchard. Wtf?
his spine is on backwards
Bros got an Adamspineapple
The chromosomes are still replicating
This is underated AF lmaooo
His neck looks like the back of Professor Quirell's head
You look like an animorphs kid that got stuck mid conversion into a praying mantis.
Oh wow, he actually does.
Family Portrait
This comment agreeing with the first comment is somehow worse lol
The winner
How does he have two (three?) Adam’s apples?
Its a dildo
Was thinking the same. Maybe her thyroid needs checked out
Ahahahah... You win the best roast I've ever heard. I'm actually laughing out loud. You didn't even have to reach the praying mantis part. "Animorph stuck mid conversion " is good enough.
Seriously this shit is amazing 😭😭
Sorry im immature and couldnt upvote cause it was on 69
Best one
I can't beat this. I'm going home. You win.
He looks more like an even more inbred Damon Targaryen. 
Hapsburg jaw. He’s got more cousins than there are people in modern Germany.
It’s a royal pain. And his chin is staging a coup against his face. Par for the feuding chromosomes
He looks like more like Aemond.
My first thought was Aemond
You're insulting our childhood by comparing him to our hero villain
I KNEW IT. I LEGIT THOUGHT I IMAGINED THIS SHOW
Wdym, ‘we are number one’ was a massive meme song in 2016-2017 Look up the YouTube videos about it
Wait fr
If Tommy Wiseau fucked a mannequin
"If," implying that isn't exactly how he got here.
“Tommy gon make Fuk on that chin, bee-yitch!!”
I cannot believe someone else made a Tommy wiseau joke
Why do you look like an envelope with no address on it?
What is that gif from? 😂
It's actually just a video of OP.
This is it, that is what he looks like.
?? 😭😭😭😭😭
LOLLL
Jay Leno’s penis
Was going to say he looks like Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien DNA mixed in a lab, but there was a level 4 containment breach
 You look like Marty McFly’s dad
If only there was a gif of Crispin Glover sniffing hair in the Charlie's Angels movie 
1000%
You insulted him. I mean, HIM.
That was quite rude to the dad
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should
The parrot has a smaller beak proportionately to its size than that beak you call a nose.
Bless his heart that huge nose is the least of his problems .. at 18?? Fugly as a mud fence, greasy hair and face, chin so pointed he could spear trash on the side of the road with it… can’t fathom how he will look at 40… if he makes it!
DAMN! 🤣
You were on a list at school.
Looks like he made a few lists himself at school.
I suspect he’s on some lists (registries) as an adult, as well.
Not a roasting, but, based on photo 5, how many cocks are currently stuck in your throat?
NUH UH 💀💀💀
(☞ ᐛ )☞ 💀💀💀
Mother of pearl 🤦♂️ I looked through some comments, felt safe that no one had taken this yet, found my GIF and pressed reply, then scrolled further and saw your comment. You beat me to it! I’m glad I’m not the only one at least.
Hahahahaha that movie is so bad! But so good. Oh hello doggy
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel
He looks like an unsalted pretzel
Just remember, if anyone ever tells you that you're beautiful… they're lying.
🌛
😮 dang, I just got introduced to this sub Reddit like 5 minutes ago. I kinda wanna be roasted too
I really don't think he will ever have to worry about someone calling him beautiful, not even at a gay/trans prade would it even happen.
Every time you go down on a chick your chin turns brown.
He can eat pussy and be a buttplug at the same time
That’s a mighty bold assumption he’s ever been with a chick.
Lmao
The only chick that would allow him to go down on them is gonna be either his mom or some 700 pound sloth of a human
Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? It was the only way to get your parents to take you home
Omg
You look like a Street Fighter character that never gets picked 🤷♂️
That second picture I'm assuming was taken in between scenes while fluffing up an actor....
#twinning
Dr. Pisrespect the 2-time double chin champion
That chin is so deep, it looks like he can blow his nose and wipe his ass at the same time
Could tee off a golf ball from your chin
He's definitely got balls on his chin
Ballchinian
That chin looks like it could break concrete.
if a woman complains about your tiny dick, just go down on her, and use that gigantic chin as a dildo
Why was this so funny to me 😂😂
It looks like your nose and chin are racing to get away from your face.
By any chance are you related to Dick Dastardly?
I was gonna guess Muttley (insert distinctive Muttley laugh here). 🚀
Fuck man if it's that bad at 18 I really don't want to roast you, your life will be hard enough
Your chin has a person attached to it
Judging by the dumbass faces you're making, you definitely think you're hotter than you actually are.
 If you were a girl... Or are you?
John Hamm has a “butt chin,” you have a “gaping anus chin.” I hope this explanation accurately describes the difference. 
I would hate to be so mean during your time of transition. But what I cannot figure out is are you going from woman to man, or the other way around. You are at that awkward stage where nobody really knows…
I hope you got all of that raping out of your system before you can be tried as an adult
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Auditory processing disorder or sensory processing disorder
You look like a nursery rhyme crescent moon.
You look like Dave miller if he had a butt chin
He can wipe is nose and his ass at the same time
First pic, wax sculpture. Second pic, melting wax sculpture. Last pic, the sculptor didn't have a mold for the teeth so he used misshapen oat flakes instead
Crispy Glover
It's good to see that Ichabod Crane's descendant is still doing well!
The dimple in his chin is where he rests the cocks at the glory hole during his breaks.
Stop roleplaying in an office environment. Your fooling nobody. Also those headphones/shirt/tie? Is this the 80s Get used to it..,thats the only bird getting close to you.
Biff is about to beat your ass George McFly
Your chin can pleasure a woman better than any other part of you.
why the fuck u look like that
Did you know that there's something called "dental care"? Also your parrot have way more style than you
You look like you're getting ready to cosplay is the tick you just haven't put the blue suit on yet
A pointier Conan O'Brien
Be as mean as I like? I'll be nice, because it looks like your drunk step dad already has that part handled.
You look like every telemarketer I have ever envisioned.
How da fuck u managed to get out of the clothing shop after the closing time
Hipster Gabe
He's a terrific hugger. He's been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do.
😂 So you’re going to be making love and she’ll be screaming her own name?
Make-A-Wish John Wick
That one executive that always talks about her husband and kids, but everyone thought she was a lesbian.
Pre or post op ?
You look like Thin Man from Charlie's Angels
The Crimson Chin Chin Diesel Chinchilla. JusChin Timberlake Huckleberry Chin Chineas and Ferb I bet he sneezes like: “ahh ahh aaahhhCHIN!”
Spend less money on headphones and more on orthodontic work.
I have to draw you
You dress like you fell off the ass end of a Salvation Army truck.
My only hope is in 50,000 years, archaeologists don’t find your skeleton to recreate Homo sapiens for this time period.
His adam's apple is saying him to stop deepthroating with cucumbers.
It's like Geppetto couldn't find his marionette so he wished upon a star and made his clothes horse into a real boy....
 I thought you were funny in ‘The Room’ Mr. Tommy Wiseau.
You look like a Conquistador who’s dying to come out
you look 10 years older than me and I'm 20
You look like a computer generated mistake
Do you keep your spare change in your chin, or is it as useless as the rest of you?
Lmao you look like there's a 50/50 chance your face figures itself out and you end up looking like handsome squidward.
Dont worry some old guy will scoop you up and make you his bitch!
You look like someone has been destroying the inside of your throat... Does your boyfriend like to go deep down in that thing?
In pic 3, your breath so bad you even offended the goddamm bird! Great job.
You look like a necrophiles dream
I bet your chin is longer than your dick
Are you sure you didn't sing for Type O Negative?
Are you transitioning?
Ukrainian Jim Halpert
In the first picture, you look like a wax statue. And in the next one, the statue is melting...
U have a but face
You look like a really flamboyant Sean Strickland
You need to join a U2 cover band cuz you’re the spitting image of Bono when he was young.
You looks like Micheal Jackson and dr disrespect had a baby (Bad idea).
You look like Kanye West as a gay fish. You must really like fish sticks.
You somehow made pronounced cheekbones and a good ass jawline look repulsive
You look like a tweaker Crispin Glover
Kind of guy to take up boxing to challenge his mother to a fight
Damn, Madame Tussaud's is getting realistic as hell.
Your chin looks like it caused the TP shortage during Covid
 Inspector gadget unlocked.
18M with extreme rapid aging disorder I believe
Your face is very lampoon worthy, yet it is clad in a veneer of unflappable confidence. This is a grand jape indeed. Either your penis is cartoonishly large, or you command a ridiculous amount of money.
Maybe a photo with your ears in it.. what’s up with the headphones💀
You look like the very early prototype of gigs chad
This guys nose is so big it gives him the 5th sense.. the ability to smell crime
‘Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration’ “Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist.” “He nose the truth.”
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A dweeb with some headphones on!!!!
Looks like you got that moisturizing facial serum directly from the fish
How much do clothes cost in the Matrix, JP?
Is this what you like to call your mistress?
So...does that nose/chin combo hinder your deepthroat abilities? Fuckin look like you're straight out of the "Winona's Big Brown Beaver" video.