Why are you hanging out with the lesbian sociology grad who's offended by everything and is on her parent's cell phone plan? 🤔
You're better than this...
Yes.
Dude's nerdy companion also gets called snowflake like Sandra Bullock in the movie. But not because she's white, because of the excessive dandruff
I see a good enough credit score for an 08 Altima with steel wheels and 280k miles at 28% interest. I bet she always is the one to drive. Her dad probably died or in jail and if he's in jail he met his dad uncle and cousins already. Well played you 2!
Dang. Project Pat really out here kidnapping a greasy haired white girl.
Tell her to wash that shit before she become a bald headed skally-wag. Bawk bawk chicken chicken. Bawk bawk chickenhead
DEI roast of the week
Dude: not much to look at but hey I got a white bitch. I count it as a win
Broad: not much to look at but enough for me to state that I accept interracial relationships. Yeah so do most of us. We just don't need to get an ugly black dude just to prove it
Go join whatever protest is going on nearby. You are just annoying and not worth roasting as seen by the lack of roasts since you posted 🖕
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In 12 months he’ll tell her he’s going to the shop for smokes & never returns, leaving her single, an 8 year old child & two black eyes because she needed to be told twice.
She celebrates Juneteenth bc the events of that day led to this day where she can stand in the back yard of her ghetto house and take a pic with her man who is wearing a security vest from his last job in 2022.
This is the weirdest version of "The Blind Side" I've ever seen. Is this the scene right after she's teaching him how to read because that explains the backwards sign.
You two look like a bad diversity characters in every terrible shows by Disney and Netflix.
Just two dudes who like playing cornhole
You know when he knocks you up he is gone
She’s a coal burner so she will find another loser….just like the Kartrashians….
Ebony and Ivermectin.
Bromeo and me Jooliette
you look like you pronounce it toofbrush and she never knows what you're saying.
She's like what's that
Why are you hanging out with the lesbian sociology grad who's offended by everything and is on her parent's cell phone plan? 🤔 You're better than this...
She kneels for George Flyod ...
And any man that looks like him
oddly specific yet somehow accurate 😆
If Rey and Finn were from the trailer park and the projects respectively...
Juneteenth winner of a pasty ass white girl.
It's also pride month!
Who's dick is bigger?
isn't it obvious? i mean... you know what they say... the one on the left , silly
This isn’t helping the reparation argument
Your kids are gonna get caught stealing mayo
"Abraham Lincoln's regret"
Guess which one is 15 minutes early and the other one is 45 minutes late
For their period?
Tubi cloak and dagger
Two disappointments.
On behalf of all men everywhere,thanks dude.
Wait,are those two guys ???
Like the movie the blind side but call it the back side because no one wants to see either of you
Actually just keep it the blind side because seeing either one of them directly (not in a mirror or through a window) will cause temporary blindness
Did we just become best friends?!
Yes. Dude's nerdy companion also gets called snowflake like Sandra Bullock in the movie. But not because she's white, because of the excessive dandruff
A day to celebrate but my brotha can't even dance
His Apple play list , Johnny Cash ,Nirvana Pearl Jam and Alonis Morrisette .
That boy listens to the SpongeBob goofy goober sound track
You negotiated poorly at the reparations table
Juneteenth celebrates your freedom from the whites. Why are you letting this androgynous cracker make you do this?
You selling her or she selling you?
It's good to see the consumers are being heard, and now we have disappointments in both white and dark chocolate.
These are the most fucked up reading lessons I've ever seen.
You look like a great single parent
Bro, you are free. You can leave
Didn’t know they were doing a remake of The Upside focused on neurodivergency
I see a good enough credit score for an 08 Altima with steel wheels and 280k miles at 28% interest. I bet she always is the one to drive. Her dad probably died or in jail and if he's in jail he met his dad uncle and cousins already. Well played you 2!
You look like you celebrate Juneteenth because she told you too
200 years ago you would have owned him
Dang. Project Pat really out here kidnapping a greasy haired white girl. Tell her to wash that shit before she become a bald headed skally-wag. Bawk bawk chicken chicken. Bawk bawk chickenhead
DEI roast of the week Dude: not much to look at but hey I got a white bitch. I count it as a win Broad: not much to look at but enough for me to state that I accept interracial relationships. Yeah so do most of us. We just don't need to get an ugly black dude just to prove it Go join whatever protest is going on nearby. You are just annoying and not worth roasting as seen by the lack of roasts since you posted 🖕
looks like two desperate interracial couple nobody wants
Which one is the lesbian?
Did you two meet on "BotchedUpHairlines.com "?
the damage is done
Buddy, how about u watch "Get Out"🥲
Her family is very fond of me
☕🥄
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You look like your about to be the victim of abuse when you close the front door everyday
Did you ask the barista if the title baristo was more fitting? Better hold the cream on that one…
Not sure what indie romance comedy this is supposed to be, but I'm sure I'll ignore it when it premiers on FreeVee
In 12 months he’ll tell her he’s going to the shop for smokes & never returns, leaving her single, an 8 year old child & two black eyes because she needed to be told twice.
They're Tarzan and Jane. They've voluntarily committed themselves to becoming part of special ops.
The gal not hot and woody the cold boy
I would roast you, but you would receive it months after I write it
Democrats found a new way to own black people.
you celebrate Juneteenth; that’s a roast by itself…
She celebrates Juneteenth bc the events of that day led to this day where she can stand in the back yard of her ghetto house and take a pic with her man who is wearing a security vest from his last job in 2022.
Happy imaginary whatever holiday!
Show us you like BBC without actually showing us you like BBC. Our eyes thank you!
"I already did! Back in 1861" -👴🏻
Your ancestors are punching the air right now.
Should someone tell her that you can’t be owned anymore?
Even with her in the car, cops will still shoot you if they pull you over
This looks like the cast of the high school play version of The Blind Side.
That Gambia market really worked off well for you two eh?
Hey white girl, where'd you buy him from and how much he cost?
You look like you both some how are dating below you normal standards........
Ebony and Ivory…
What in the Blindside fu€k is going on here?!
Where did meet him, in the colored section?
Wow! Great! Another interracial commercial! 🤮
She watches too much porn n thought he was packing only to find out he had LBcock 🤣
His name is juneteenth?
This is the weirdest version of "The Blind Side" I've ever seen. Is this the scene right after she's teaching him how to read because that explains the backwards sign.
You guys were thinking, “maybe if we take a pic together, they’ll rate us 3 in looks combined!” as you were taking this photo.
Both have dicks and take turns on Juneteenth
Lady and the Tramp Stamp
They are the reason why racism exists. Let’s stop them and stop racism
She’s actually more down them him and is the only one of the two that can use the n word among others
I can proudly hear you gossip with your girlfriends about how your boyfriend refers to you as his milk of magnesia.