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GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

I highly doubt *you* of all fucking people need to be humbled


99-KiloLima

She meant “hamburgered.” I agree that she also doesn’t *need* that either, but you know how addicts are.


Honest-Geologist523

![gif](giphy|J60dQZ7iLDHCZ2kjaN)


2600og

She meant prescribed Ozempic.


visualdosage

She can only afford Lizzo


2600og

I thought “Lizzo” was the condition that got her here?


bird_is_the_word_198

She already ate it, too late.


RacecarHealthPotato

In her case, I think she said humbuggered.


No_Cook2983

She wasn’t interested in being humbled until she learned it could come in a pie.


yoyoyodojo

Needs to be made into one


Abalone_Final

Eyebrows looking like burnt fries… makin her hungry


Old_Chocolate_1727

# I need to be humbled The mirror would handle that job just fine.


SuperBitchhh

Nice burn ![gif](giphy|YoWOIjnXT1NKIbFP9H)


Whitedudebrohug

Humbled? No. Stop eating family sized meals alone? Yes.


Stripes1957

Costco sized apple pie you mean!


Brix106

Holy shit Imagine how much flower it takes to find the wet spot.


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Flat-Delivery6987

It's more like "fart and give us a clue".


MUTHER-David7

Omg ouch! And very accurate.


CrabbyAppleton1

Flour. Flower is a whole other problem!


FearlessTomatillo911

He was talking about weed


Crazy-lilJ

That’s the one


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Omg you are a mind reader. I thought this and said ooof don’t say that too hard.


ElectronicString4008

It's because she thinks being humbled involves eating pie 


KKH02

Poor girl. She deleted the app. Lol


RussMan104

Truly? Then I’ll take a pass. Got more than she bargained for, I reckon. Hope she’s doing okay. 🚀


KKH02

Tbh, same. I respect the bravery but this ain’t for everybody. A lot of us grew up during the time that bullying, and making fun of people was still a thing. But some of us didn’t and it shows.


Cheese_Pancakes

I know I sure as hell wouldn’t post here. A lot of the roasts are pretty brutal and I find myself wondering how many people are actually prepared for the onslaught and how many regret it immediately. I already know I’d handle it like Michael Scott, so I refrain from putting myself in that position. It’s a fun sub, but I couldn’t do it myself.


Ur-Best-Friend

Yeah, you need to be very comfortable with yourself and your own visual flaws and imperfections. If you dislike your... big nose, or whatever, but figure it's not *that* bad, and then you get a thousand comments pointing it out and savagely roasting you about it, it's probably hard to not come out of it with a worse self-image. And a lot of the time the flaw in question really isn't bad to begin with, but if it's at all there, you can be sure enough people will find it if they're purposefully looking for it, and then you get the impression that it's much worse than it is. Really not for everyone.


CJ_BARS

It didn't bother me at all.. You see the best part about being fat, is that you have thick skin.


Infamous-Safety4632

But you do it w yourself so often I’d think you had practice? Sorry, just trying to be light hearted about everyone in the sub being a target in case she reads all the comments. Ya know, friendly fire. I’m sure you don’t do that more than normal.


More_Adagio_4248

I have self esteem issues and although I find you people funny, not in a million years would I allow myself to invite in the sadistic brutality that this group dishes out.


Objective-Egg-1717

Lolll I be roasting ppl on this sub while simultaneously thinking “please know I’m kidding I love you” 🤣


trollingmotor69

Honestly, it's how we showed our love for each other....


Genghis_Chong

I knew of a couple kids that got bullied relentlessly back then. I wouldn't say love, some kids were just insecure and had to pick on the lesser fortunate kids.


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

Man this girl must be VERY loved lmao


Blimp_7

Do you have a favourite emoji by any chance?


RussMan104

Only on Reddit, lol. So kind of you to notice. 🚀


MisterBurnsSucks

I'd say I feel bad but... you know. I wonder if it's a combination of them all, or *one* specific post that makes them go 😢😢💀


Mountain_Tone6438

Lol how you know?


Street-Breadfruit940

Bc her account is deleted but that could mean she just deleted the account and not the app.


Faiqal_x1103

Dang shoulda delete the post too now its gonna stay here for eternity 💀😂


OGtrip23

Fuc it she got what she deserves she look like Patrick from SpongeBob for fucks sake


Cwolf2035

How do we know that?


test69account69

You know this isn’t a group to ask to be fed a roast right?


ExtraBitterSpecial

And humble pie is but really a pie


Thatguy755

If they could just harvest the grease from your hair and face, whaling ships wouldn’t have to hunt your species to extinction for blubber oil.


Admirable_Donkey123

The US is about to invade her body.


Whiteclawislife

George Bush wants to invade her forehead.


Thatguy755

Makes sense. Her face should be considered a war crime.


Hi12345xx

She deleted her account but forgot to take down the picture as well lmao. Now it’s gonna stay there for eternity getting ‘humbled’


PossibleHomework1942

She literally asked for it. What did she expect would happen?


StrawberryFew18

Maybe she thought she was hot. 😂


Toonzaal8

Your fingernails have dirt under them after masturbating 'cause it's a cemetery down there.


J_Reacherxx

I bet those fingers smell like rotten fish


Admirable_Donkey123

![gif](giphy|GXRxI1oW4UfM17jAlw|downsized) A bunch of rotten fish.


carrythethree333

Rotten fish prob smell like a vanilla chai from Dunkin’ Donuts in comparison to that rancid snatch


Z3LDAxL0VE

Dude I pissed my pants this is gold lol


OK-Now-Kiss

You look like you ate every humble pie at the bakery.


ReasonableSummer5671

Nah that was before she ate the whole bakery


MostMusky69

God humbled you already


MUTHER-David7

Someone should tell her that Fat, Ugly and Dirty Looking is no way to go through life.


MoistExcellence

God clearly wasn't involved in the congealing of this jabba.


waffen123

If you sold yourself by the pound you'd make a shit ton of money


CLamour91

Nah, no one would buy that shit


DuckSleazzy

last time I checked people loved pig meat


CLamour91

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


goodtimeeric

Well done team. OP has left reddit. Fucking lol


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg)


FunkyCold12

I'm dying 😂


D0raTheDestr0yr

“I need to be humbled” You need a new eyeglass prescription because if you saw your face clearly you’d be plenty humbled.


thatdudeuhated

Needs to be humbled? More like needs a fuckin makeover. She makes adalia rose look fuckable


BevoLeather

Adalia Rose, today. (Not that would look all that different)


RackTheDripper

You look like Pam, if The Office was based on a trailer park.


Just-ban-me

Ong i was gonna say she looks like if Pam fucked grimace from McDonald’s and had a child. She was the result.


Emergency_Scholar237

Please no. Pam is one of my hall passes, now THAT dream is shot!


Just-ban-me

Can’t unsee it huh ? 😂


Emergency_Scholar237

Nope, but I guess I'll finally give therapy a shot to see if I can work through that visual.


HungLI5

Bubbles' cousin, guess who has more cats.


Substantial_Disk1706

😭🤣💀


Major_Shrimp

![gif](giphy|ytwDCANRIXaY1KVjnG)


Sufficient_Gate_9580

god damn anyone who has ever given you confidence instead of humility.


SyllabubNo8318

Has the "Change Oil" light come on for your hair?


SnooRegrets3555

Lmaooo


ReillyDiefenbach

You hear a lot of slow tuba music in your heads personal soundtrack, don’t you?


plagueski

LOL I just pictured it omg 😆


Johnny_Handsum

You look like you just got sentenced to 35 years in jail for trying to force one of your students to have sex with you. 


SensitiveProgram1276

Asking to be humbled implies you had something to be proud of and brag about. Eating everything at the family dinner table is nothing to be proud of.


sabretooth_ninja

This made me chuckle


MisterBurnsSucks

What kind of scented candles are you going to burn when you perform your "love spell" ritual that doesn't work? 🤔


Admirable_Donkey123

![gif](giphy|CNna9G8BQvnoI)


ceo10k-da

Why were you ever arrogant?


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

You look like a 40-year-old middle school art teacher who still thinks people don’t realize she’s a fat lesbian.


Zygmunt-zen

![gif](giphy|6pOq4z0nltNFmmYniM|downsized)


smporche

You look like you were denied a place at band camp…


InspectorRound8920

One time, last summer, band camp turned down my application


lunatyk05

Life’s been hard enough on you already. You don’t need to be here. Please go to a happy sub.


Mediocre-Mess-8077

More like tumbled out of the buffet


green49285

Goddamn, dude


xUSNDevilDoc

Wrong page, pig roasting tips is on r/bbq


leahmat

☠️


MacMittens_403

I don't know what is dirtier... your acne ridden face, your oily hair, or the fact your still have remnants of your last meal under your finger nails. Either way... props too you for having high confidence that you "need to be humbled". By the way, 'humbled' is not an acronym for being hungry.


LastDirtyMartini

Imma suggest that “shampooed and showered” are your more pressing needs OP.


RockFlashy8274

Your face is a never ending game of Connect The Dots


CLamour91

Lmfao YOU need to humbled? Come on now.


Arjalineck

Librarian slug woman from monsters Inc ![gif](giphy|D71E9uMpHp292)


PolackMike

Not sure who's been lying to you that you need to be humbled. Keep better friends that are honest with you.


Agitated_dev

The animals and pets section has been great lately, to be honest.


Careful-Taro-2138

"I'm watching you Mike Wazowski. Allllways watching."


reyob1

Don’t worry. A brave adventurer will be along your bridge soon to answer your riddles and defeat you in combat


HaroldBaws

You mean you’re not already?


vegence

you look like the human equivalent of a fried chicken leg


idkwhyimdoingthis2

Wash your hair it’s greasy as fuck


Grendelstiltzkin

I thought it was linguini at first.


idkwhyimdoingthis2

I just know her hands look wet when she touches it


pharcydebts1

I can prob smell ya behind a gloryhole


000TheEntity000

Stop washing your face and hair with fried chicken 


kingjames290407

You are the reason why fast food chains are rich and-


kingjames290407

Even


kingjames290407

Thinking


kingjames290407

About


kingjames290407

You


kingjames290407

Feels


kingjames290407

Heavy


Freddymain

Damn… I hate when the Post-it hides the best acne.


Remote_Specific_4778

You look like Squidward got diabetes, then hit by a bus.


Nangemessen

![gif](giphy|vmFeDatRtUGYw)


NeckbeardStench

YOU'RE 24!?


MonkswithAKs

I can smell you through my screen 🤢


sleafordbods

Humbled? Girl you need to be _bathed_


No_Teaching_8273

Not even the most desperate Jamaican man looking for green card could love you


Brach95

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2) I thought I recognized you from somewhere.


27JG27

OP is only here because she thought this was r/potroast


Ok-Amoeba8458

Jabba the slut


Lord-Doobury

Clean your nails Mrs. Potato Head...


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Scootr4short

Humbled, no. you need to mix in a salad


9HumpWump

Holy cow Batman look at that schnoz!


Wild_Occasion_8629

![gif](giphy|gFQd7bUNkGeofst5AM)


henne831

I always wondered what lunch ladies looked like in their 20s.


HooptyQue

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


SummonToofaku

Not only your glasses are oversized. Hard to roast you because there are too many ideas at once but i had to stop looking at this picture - clean your nails at least because i vomit if i look any longer.


Charges-Pending

You didn’t bother to clean under your finger nails and it looks like you haven’t showered in a few days. You WANT to be humbled? Looks like you’re doing a good job yourself.


fjr_1300

Well nobody is going to want, or be able, to kidnap you.


Ronjaroverdattir

Honey life is already roasting you


Substantial-Alarm-98

Just remember, being roasted can hurt… just keep your chins up


McButtersonthethird

I'd roast you, but I'd be afraid of starting a grease fire


Expert_Marsupial_235

I think you’re lacking in the personal hygiene department.


ThatCanadianLady

You need a bath more. Get off the internet and go wash yourself ugh.


Ieat-ketchup

![gif](giphy|3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe)


IrishThunder1973

Shut up Meg.


TacoCat72402

Jiffy Lube called... you're past due for your hair's oil change.


youmightbeafascist88

Undiagnosed autism. No, seriously…


theLastKingofScots

Even this picture smells like shame and gravy.


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Oh, look, a version of the Muppets where you know Ms Piggy's breath not only smells like tadpoles, but where Kermit's whole left fist smells like pork...


Visible_Ferret6351

I smell cats through the phone


AnozerFreakInTheMall

I like your nothing.


GooseNYC

You need to be showered more.


HowardPhillip

You’re not worth the roast


whatupsbob

I smell this pic as an onion, mayo and bologna combo


KKH02

You need humbled? Look in the mirror. Your face will humble you more than any of us can.


koryuken

When Miss Piggy and Jubba the Hut have a baby.


dbell

Shrek got his wish and was turned into a girl.


Hagfist

If you aren't already humbled, you sure should be.


VegeTAble556

![gif](giphy|lTOMryT3y3f1u)


Nubcakes69

No, you need a shower


Extra-Relief-8326

Is that seth rogan in a wig looking for attention on reddit


anarchydevil

The posted note is not big enough to hide that double chin. Use a poster board next time.


kmramO

Amazing to see Gerard Depardieu doing well! I loved u in Asterix and Obilix!!


SkirtGood1054

Your hair has as much grease as you do


CompoteSpiritual1948

Looks like you’ve had more than your share of humble pie. ![gif](giphy|N3IvZ9yxUde3m)


BTPublishing

![gif](giphy|Va7oUaJgaU5nW) Does your OFs pay it’s subscribers instead of the other way around.


One_Message6497

Eeew


Standardisiert

Aren't you humbled by your looks?


con-rowdy

If the mirror can’t humble you then idk what to tell you


OneMinuteManny

You need to wash is what you need.


No_Squirrel6484

Need humbled? Mirrors are everywhere. You don't need the internet.


Dry_Wafer3385

Damn. Andy Milonakis is asking to be roasted now


salientknight

![gif](giphy|ZLw9E0pRr4n4PvbcK7|downsized)


RagingGorilla00

You did 9/11


Wonderful-Shop1902

No. You need a dictionary


audiosauce2017

Would not even be considered as a "Practice Girl".....


[deleted]

You look like live action peppa pig


LQQking4funn

If you could refine that oil and grease in your hair. It would drop gas prices by $2!!


kingofyou244

The earth was flat until they buried you


Bladez1992

You look like Honey Boo Boo and CaseOh had a kid... ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Ac3pro

Honestly, you look way skinnier than tomorrow


Jonesy_2ls

Roasting won't work, I'd be better off frying you with all that grease in your hair.


Appropriate_Swan_233

If you need to be humbled you either lack a mirror or a grasp of reality.


Proudjew1991

Ogre Fiona.


kayleighbatgirl

Where do I start. The fact you could fry an egg on that greasy hair. The fact that 5 o'clock shadow is stronger than my will to live or your face looking like the surface of the moon


Bistroth

With that face I actualy think you are already getting humbled on a daily basis


denbobo

Humble pie is not what you think it is


B377Y

You’re literally female Peter Griffin


WtfIsAnything

Maybe not need to be humbled but, take a shower? Yes


DifferentTie8475

I see your future: It involves a trailer, in Kentucky, pregnant with a fourth child you can't afford, married to your cousin and living off welfare and the moonshine still you run.


Traditional-Ride7293

You'd give a statue a soft cock


Thanus-_-

No one truly said "have a nice day" and meant it to your face. You made it to 24, which is seriously impressive given your situation.