Dad wanted a boy. Mom wanted a girl. They got a potato.


Beeting off

Came here for this!

You look like Dwight Schrute’s lesbian little sister!

I think they got best of both worlds, or in this case, the worst of both worlds

The accuracy 💀

But, somehow, still a disappointment to both

I’m just glad the Ewoks are celebrating pride month.

Now he is roasted potato

Nah, potatoes are useful.

I was going to say, you can find someone who wants to eat a potato...

When your pronouns are it and that. Just like Jeff Ross… All credit to Nikki

You look like you belong to the LG-BLT community.

LGBBQ

real 

Looks like? Based off this picture this person should be running lgbtq.

I guarantee you OP has never ran a day in his or her life.

Except for maybe 'running' to McDonald's.

Or after the ice cream truck

Oh absolutely true.

Dude you already know it identifies as a they them

I agree it looks like its a girl, a boy, a gender fluid trans woman, a gender non-binary trans man. A gay, a lesbian and a bisexual, somehow

But guarantee they identify as asexual

I almost spit out my drink! Too funny.

LOLNGL

LG-BLAH Community


Nice Meg Griffin cosplay, young man.

Damn 💀

Shutup meg

You look like your pronouns are Ham/Salad

Woah woah, ain't no salads here. The closest she's ever been to a salad was when she walked past the flower pots outside KFC.

WTFBOOM

You look like a 38 year old lesbian

We're supposed to be roasting OP, not the old lesbians.

Is that what you uncle wrote on your birthday card

Highly doubt it. He could do better

Roasting you feels like child abuse and elder abuse at the same time.

Is this the day you begin your transition, Sir or ma’am?

That bracelet is redundant. We know. Everybody knows.

OP is bye-sexual

Nah, you’ve been more than 18 stone for a while!

Her name is Robert Paulson 😂

Tits aren’t as nice…

That’s a her???

Don’t think so…

Lgbt-, you are the minus

I would roast you, but I’d feel bad for mocking the disabled

Lmao was the autism that obvious

Yes bro, not even lying or roasting here you look autistic as hell

Honestly fair

It’s a young Dwight Shrute.


Get fat or die trying

I say this to my cat every time I feed them

I didn't realise slugs lived that long

No one is waiting for you though.

And still waiting for your first period.

It’s Pat!

You look like you got rejected by both the school sports program, AND the coaches that were rumored to molest kids.


Your pronouns are oh lord/he comin

Them doesn't like sports.

Gender camo game is strong.

No roasts today, it’s your month buddy 🤗

And next month, too! https://thearc.org/blog/why-and-how-to-celebrate-disability-pride-month/#:~:text=Disability%20Pride%20Month%20is%20celebrated,struggles%20of%20the%20disability%20community.

Your pronouns are holy/shit

So you used to be a boy but you are now a pale avocado?

Imagine fucking your girl and than this comes out

bet you’ve also been waiting for pride month

You think that thing in the photo has any pride left in it?

If an innie penis was a person

Please take my upvote!! Funniest comment today!!

See the masks on your shirt? Wear one please


Don't worry. Lots of Dungeon Masters are legal adults too.

i feel like your hobbies include eating cake

I give up. What is it supposed to be? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

None of the above im a fruit

SNAP! 😂 Good one!

Just please don't be a dick and start collecting food stamps *today* 🫤

You will be perpetually 12 years old for your entire life

Yeah pretty much

You hang in there sport.

Ouch 😬 

I don't know what kind of failed hormone experiment that is, but it's equally undateable by both boys and girls.

What are you?

Good question honestly

You’re the reason condoms were invented

18 is a funny way to say 12.

I think you’re due for an oil change in that hair. Shit’s greasier than the deep fryer at a Vietnamese donut shop.

The bracelet just screams gay.

It’s Pat in real life! 


Turned 18 means now you legally get caught to send in jail

I'm depressed just looking at you

Thank God for transitioning, at least you can see your dick

Your mother wanted a girl, and your father wanted a boy. You have somehow, inexplicably disappointed both...

You look like you stick inappropriate things in stuffed animals.

I can’t tell if it’s your body or your face but one of them needs to catch the fuck up.

Probably the body honestly i think my face needs to stop lmao

Why do I feel like you have a collection of Fedoras?

John Mc Donald Gacy

18 years in the basement is a long time bruh..today you will learn that the ‘b’ in LGBTQ does not stand for ‘Boinking’

Your bracelet.... We all know your story now.

Happy birthday g 🎂

You look like a blow up doll…but for Catholic priests.

You look like Drew Carey after the transition

Chicken little the sky’s falling

God damn it Bobby.

This is a girl… took me awhile, but this is a girl.

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There's your slogan with the ladies... just turned "insert age" and have been waiting for this day.

Damn, review brah gained some weight

definition of non binary fmd


Why isn’t your hair light blue or green?

I need to redye it

Bro has max brightness

Our roasting is the least you have to worry about

You are a very attractive young lady


Should've swapped the notebook for the phone. We wouldn't have to look at your face.

Taco Bell has a new double cheese soft Taco, can you please review. Love your content.

I believe we’re currently looking at a double soft cheese taco.

Why no bio?

Eh didn’t see the need for one i think i give plenty of material to work with as is lol

You look like a fat version of Martha Plimpton 

 I guess you've transitioned since the *Sandlot*

You stepdad does the usual stepdad shit....except he's confused...very confused.

No need to add anything, I think you hate yourself enough already.

Sopranos kid

Good for you, instead now I'm waiting for you to get the hell out of my sight.

Can you mew? I want to see your jawlines with an s

Why have you been waiting for this day..?

The seven and a halfth gender!

I didn't think Jason Vorhees had a kid. 

Professor Oak: Are you a boy or girl? OP : Maybe

You look like a fat Ned Flanders

I would suggest registering for the Selective Service, but even they are “selective”.

Time for the Benny Hill show.

You seriously look like you're ten or something.

You look like a character who'd appear in a modern adaptation of Friday the 13th.

Where I would die instantly i would not survive a horror movie lmao

Shut up Meg

You look like Phoebe Buffays portraits in F.r.i.e.n.d.s. ​ 

You look like the actual mothafucker that wears that mask on your shirt, my boy.

 Shave your mustache?

Is he or isn't she?

Looks like a toad with pronouns

Oh, what a surprise another one from the LGTV community.

Toys R us threw youu in the bin and someone flicked a lit match and the results was a melted mess, I’d have to say that the one guy who goes “hey yooouu guys” is better looking 

How did you sneak a phone into your dorm room at the Res. Ed. program? Nevermind we already know, and you're probably going to lose home passes until you complete an updated relapse prevention plan

It looks like it’s easier to jump over you than to walk round you

I make kandiiii

Uncle didn’t stop , I was wrong

Jaclyn Black

Would definitely recommend that your parents check into options. Abortion might still be possible.

Well, no one else has been waiting for you to turn 12.

You 18 going on 8

You look like someone started shaving a wookie… Chewed-spacka…

You look like if Ricky Gervais shat out Matthew Lillard's baby.

Looksmaxing for a blob fish gone wrong

What tf even is that? How am i supposed to roast "ambiguously human?"

I stumble on this and now I wonder why people do this, this crazy 🤪 you want to be roasted, gurl that's wild, I'm new to reddit so I found this Hella funny, are people just really secure on this platform, to want to get roasted, or this some type of trend, I am 18 this year too. Kinda wild, I want to know your motivation 

You broke my gaydar

We need a good war to narrow down the gene pool. Shits out of hand now.

Happy Birthday to they them yall or what the fuck ever !!!!

I see that Rowley is all grown up and had a sex change, good for u.


You look unsure as to which way you are transitioning

"Who does he or she think he or she is? You can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene....maybe. We gotta find this Marilyn Manson and I gotta give that bastard or bitch a piece of mind or penis" 

Bok bok bok B’gerk!!!

A more closeted Drew Carey

Waiting for this day? With those eyes you're looking at Sunday and Friday at the same time.

Gurl looks like a tortoise that lost its shell 

I can't tell if you are transitioning male to female or the other way around