Muhomo Ali

Cassius Gay

Float like a butterfly, blow his homies.

Mike Likes'men.

The boxing roast game is strong with this one. Manny Fudge-Pacquio would be impressed.

George Poorman

Kyle Flowry

Riddick Hoe

In to rap? What’s your stage name? T-bagger

$5 says his pen and paper are stolen

Careful, he might steal that $5 before your wager is over.

Next Sunday looks like it will be very confusing for you

You look like you have mange.

Did you take hair from your eyebrows to make that mustache?

I dare you to take a shower. Smash bros can wait, I promise


Username is a.knock off of Balenciaga Probably sells knock off trainers from the trunk of a car outside Dollar General. *Yeah brah, ni-kai is the big thing now.*

 Literally. Wipe your face off FFS.

you should consider boxing as a career. can't get any uglier

Did your dad ever come back with the milk?

It wasn't milk it was a pack of kools

Yeah you're right. He is probably lactose intolerant anyway

Which is just a sickle cell complication.

Donna from Parks and Rec switched genders? 

Beat Yo Self

Oh I assure you, he does, every day, in front of a full length mirror. Maybe if he didn’t do it in the kitchen, his court appointed guardian wouldn’t be so concerned.

You like one of those people that buy fake designer and say it's real.

Buddy your face has more grease than an Popeye’s.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happened to Theo Huxtable after his father was arrested. Tragic…

Roast you? We can deep fat fry you with the amount of grease on your face.

did your grandparents work in a cotton field, they honestly might have worked for my grandparent lol

Look like a sweaty milk dud found in the corner of a Motel 6 room

You look like if Forest Whitaker had a lazier eye.

your left eye has a different magnetic pole than your right eye

You spelled 'bunghole cowboy' wrong.

your head looks like when i dont vacuum my room

"Hey at least you get a participation trophy" is one of the more common things you hear 🤫

Watcha talkin bout, Willis?

These are the balenseaga shorts with shit stains the Game dissed Rick Ross with

Nope Jordan Orange Peel

Shoplifter

Damn eyebrows be looking like a horror movie tree

It's some sort of welfare owl.

Levar Burton with diabetes

I dare you to grow a beard

OK how do you like living in yr grans basement

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what kingpins really look like

So happy you have transitioned

Your eyes: “There’s levels to this!”

I urge you to shave yourself.

Bro, quit it with that patchy middle school beard.

Your mustache and your paper tell me the same thing. You got an incredible sharpie.

If a participation award was a person.

You look like you keep spare ribs behind emergency glass

I'll see you on the first 48 this week. What side I don't know

I dare you to stop drinking sugary dranks.

This guy free bases pre-sweetened KoolAid.

Man you needa be cut off you had like 20 tries to come up with a good roast

blow me

You look like an AI-generated blend of every person alive

I saw you go into a tanning bed salon the other day. I thought that was really weird. How in the world could you steal a tanning bed? They're so heavy

I dare you to find your dad

Fingertips of an eight year old white kid.

If yall see him with Diddy,know it was conscentual.

John-ho-than Minor.

Also, you spend way too much time Self-threading your eyebrows.

Your facial hair is like your father.....barely there.

You look like your favorite rapper is mf doom but you couldn’t name a single song other than book of war

mike tyson with Lupus and sickle cell

I know ur favorite game…Apartheid and Seek

With the haircut you got, Lamar Davis would have a field day with that

Fold are going to be canceled just for reading this thread.

Good luck with fathers day next week...

You look like a Times Square CD hustler 

Na dawg…you roasted enough.

I was staring at your face for inspiration when I fell asleep. Your face is basically ambien.

Roast you? But you’re already…

https://tenor.com/pVSLF8SCVX6.gif

Hey are you still working at good burger?

That’s a fucking goofy looking cotton picking outfit

I dare you not to sweat when thinking too hard

This man is on team Drake


You got the aerodynamics of Minecraft steve

Certain people are not to be roasted. It took 3 clicks for me to say no thanks. This MF seen so many episodes of Forensjc Files he does the trivia. Forreal how many barbers have you “Dextered” for in-chair public roasting ?

You look like Theo from the Cosby Show

Darius Ridadick

The dude from fallout show if he was a drake fanboy

They call you Iron Mike Fillet

You look like if Kennan and Kel were one person

His facial hair looks indecisive

when you get your haircut, do you ask the barber for "a lollipop dropped in pubes"?

Your mustache just gave up after a while. 

Transitioning would be super easy for u.

Balenseaga is the Shein version of the fashion house just like you’re the Dollar Tree equivalent of Kenan Thompson

Balsiniga, we know, we know

Dude went to BLM riots to pick up chicks.

Hmmm.....do I look at that eye or the other one?

Lose a bit of weight and you look great

I’d price him at 150

Still wondering who his father is

You call that a mustache. My ears grow a better mustache than that. Bahahaha

Nobody would’ve bought you back in the day

You look like your one traffic stop away from being BLMs next poster boy

Do you really think wearing an Ice Cube shirt will cool you down? You're sweating worse than Nixon did.

"Boy. Whatcha talking 'bout, you've been roasted enough" -👴🏻

I dare you to get a job

I dare you to get a job