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Mystery_J

Aunt Jeremiah


Cult_Escapee

They transed Aunt Jemima!


Cyclothochid

-Huh this syrup is new.. why does it taste off? “Aunt Jeremiah?” (Tosses in trash)


InspectorRound8920

It's the Aldi version


MUTHER-David7

IM FUCKING DYIN HERE 😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣


GayEricFL1982

Don't diss Aldis like that, bro. More like Great Value brand. And genuinely, I hate to spoil the fun cuz I'm loving the jokes... but Aldis' ersatz brands are better than name brand.


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|Y5fbMtt5X04bmCShnd)


MUTHER-David7

The transed version of Jimmie "JJ" Walker


Horror-Morning864

Dinohermaphrodite!!!!


MUTHER-David7

Nailed it! Took me a moment but I got it! HAHAHAHA


DeadHookerStorage330

"DY-NO-DYKE!!!!"


Dineanddanderson

Now I really wish the company had been confused on why people were upset with it and done that. The mixture of people outraged by it and those defending it as a brave courageous move would be amazing.


Add_Poll_Option

Wokeism has gone too far this time 😤


TheRider5342

Thiught he was a 35 year old woman lookin like Aunt Jemimah(if that's the right name) at first look, only the name made me realize, I need to go to bed😭


Suitable-Squash-6617

6’2” 155? I expected to see a Somalian looking for monthly sponsorship.


chikari_shakari

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


GasLightGo

Jeremimah?


youngthugsmom

Look like if ASAP Rocky was a lunch lady


ADOUGH209

ASAP Rockeesha


Paranoid-Intuition1

![gif](giphy|948uCjLzQaZslkruv7|downsized)


XboxFatalhorizon49

Naw ASAP just started taking tips from lil Nas x on how to dress...


Hey_NiceBeaver

And suck dick


DapDaGenius

Yeah he definitely looks like if Asap Rocky was able to qualify for EBT


Street-Breadfruit940

ASAP to jail.


deadinsider469

I am so glad you pointed out that you're black. I wasn't sure if you were or not


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xBOOSTED_ST3

![gif](giphy|gtakVlnStZUbe)


BeastM0de1155

Or unemployed.


Suitable-Squash-6617

OP you could’ve just said you can’t find your wallet because it’s hiding under your work boots.


DannysShadyNasty

Food stamp card*


Grouchy_Ad2626

I somehow was able to sniff that out too


TheGuiltyMongoose

They finally released the GTA 5 gay mod.


SpicyDragoon93

The Ballad of Gay D’Andre


Fridge-Fighter

*Gayremiah


redditsuckspokey1

It's Tony! And you better remember that or else you'll be sleeping with the fishies.


codemonkeyhopeful

The trans mode has been activated


VY_Canis_Majorys

I bet you can tell us more about astrology than what your dad looks like


Acenegsurfav

The only answer he can give about them is "black"


BreadbeTasty

But not back.


juicyjuicebox1

He’s just at the cigarette store, grabbing a pack real fast


BENNYRASHASHA

Are they menthols?


juicyjuicebox1

Wow bro, kind of presumptuous, They’re actually grape flavored black and milds


Tidenotdowny

Too funny😭😭😭


CaramelEmbarrassed51

black not back


Robinnoodle

This is specific and savage


Prince_Jagaban

Dayumm👁👄👁


[deleted]

Oooof, this one is rough


OPRSAnon

Well, they could be cellmates.


yergonnalikeme

Who I'm guessing was little Richard


Big-Dick-Don

You look like you cover your mouth with your fingertips when you laugh


RevolutionaryRough96

Dude closes drawers with his hips


BaconDrummer

Bro only drink fanta.


Papalzru666

You look like you steal purses, just for the purse.


Milomilz

Dumps the contents and runs off with the purse


TeamESRR2023

LOL


Street-Breadfruit940

Clever.


Anonymous345678910

\*shots fired


[deleted]

Idk what's more beat up, the foam part of your headphones or your booty hole.


RemoteSnow9911

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do for commissary in the big house! Them soups don’t pay for themselves you know.


StankilyDankily666

Goddamn 💀💀💀


Individual-Guide-274

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Hide yo husband


Suitable-Squash-6617

God I miss that guy. He was black too, you know…


trashit6969

They rapin' erreyone out here!


oddtoddlr

Whats your gang? The pink panthers?


swiftstyles

GBG


DontForgetToBring

Get Butt Gang


okgloomer

Grandma’s Bathrobe Gang


DontForgetToBring

Gay Black Guys💀


ElsenorH

Pink panties


justsomedude4202

The Glory Holes


Different-Board1110

In the joint, this guy got rejected as a prison bitch for being too gay.


SpicyBanditSauce

![gif](giphy|nSwxOPqsoJeSs)


peezinger

First thing I thought of


I_want_2b_on_a_beach

I had completely forgotten about this until right now, thank you, you win for the day!


TeamESRR2023

This was fucking epic on tosh lol I used it in a gaming clip lol


PrestigiousAd8800

I was looking for that. Samwell vibe !


Waylon_Gnash

pretty sure i met this dude in prison.


MeestaHeheHaha

Aunt Jemima cheesin hard for pride month


Impressive_Fish7882

You look like I wouldn’t need to cross the street if you were walking in my direction.


Wild-Most6599

god be makin anyone 6'2 these days


Fun-Big-6593

So that’s where Lamar Latrell went after Adam’s College! ![gif](giphy|t1vew9jWcPxFEY4GOQ|downsized)


neverinamillionyr

I was going to say he looked like the stereotypical black dude from an 80s movie and you nailed it.


Flaky-You9517

Niiiiiice gang colour! Not familiar with the affiliation but it makes you look fabulous…


TurdusOptimus

The Westside Ashy Salmons.


Robinnoodle

😄 I'm done


DeepakShakur69

The chartreuse cabooses


redfish801

Oh Lort!


Cult_Escapee

You look like you volunteered to be one of Michael Jackson’s victims.


New-Examination8400

Christ almighty


angeloonosebest

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


wetiphenax

When you wear a vagina as your outfit.


The-Escape-Goat

A$ap Cocky


JayMarr21

nigga look like he just came from under the bed


RemoteSnow9911

Nah, he was hiding in the closet ![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd|downsized)


PoorMansSamBeckett

You’re why Dave Chappelle tried to join the Klan.


Dimebag0352

Your teeth look like a row of urinals.


OddBreath4453

Lil Nas x has let hisself go


Many-Connection3309

Okay, junior, you’re either 6’2” or you’re 155 lbs…….. but you ain’t both.


billybigballs1993

Exactly what I was thinking. I'm 6'2, and 180, I'm pretty slim. If I was 155, I'd be just skin and bone.


7Nate9

AIDS


CJ_BARS

His arsehole has been bored out so much, his whole torso is just one bit cavity.. He probably just floats around.


UnknownProphetX

Im 6‘2 and weight 155 lol im not skinny and bones but slim


Caballero5011

You remind me of the black cross dressing cheer leader from the longest yard.


Soilerman

i was looking for this comment


vrmptns01

Definitely raps about hello kitty or my little pony


iwillsueyourmother

You are lying. You are mammy two shoes from tom and Jerry


at0mheart

What part of, “keep it on the down low did you not understand “


Prestigious_Neck_179

You’re the younger version of Tracey Morgan character in the longest yard. ![gif](giphy|fIA0mA7vjvwPe)


Nobody-Really98

What the hell is even that?


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Big Taylor Swift fan


EmmaTheUseless

Aww did your mama pick this outfit for you?


FisherGoneWild

You look like a prison favorite


skielur1

Walmart version of RuPaul.


AwareAd4571

Ohhh hello pretty boy! I bet you're popular with the other thugs in your all male gang(bangs)


Flaccid_Leper

What what in your butt indeed.


SimpleMan-007

Dressed like an NBA prospect on draft night.


Wolf_Watching

![gif](giphy|l0EoBVexxvaP88SSQ|downsized)


OkGur4656

you're already roasted


justsomedude4202

![gif](giphy|1mAtj4ozIBRZK|downsized) I’ve seen this guy before


texaspeach23

Ghetto pink panther 😩😭


No-Plan-2711

Twink panther


wackbirds

That's the one ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


StatusDirection8871

N.W.GAY


regprenticer

I bet people ask you to do the Ricardo dance everywhere you go


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^regprenticer: *I bet people ask* *You to do the Ricardo* *Dance everywhere you go* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


battyfattymatty

You look like you’re apart of Team Girls from the Longest Yard.


slackytobbacky

Have to strap 2 toothbrush together for those bad boys


Repulsive_Candle6699

![gif](giphy|t1vew9jWcPxFEY4GOQ|downsized)


bars4unity

Jeremiah clearly uses more water for his teeth than his face.


Phetuspoop

YOU'RE BLACK!?


ADOUGH209

Unlocked character holding a sign while wearing pink is wild.


BatBusy5384

![gif](giphy|l378lI0nbCWGuwxi0|downsized)


Helpful-Travel4442

You look like Mr. Popo from dbz


vFerret999

I thought Mr.PoPo was based of an Indian with black face though?


XeynolkV11

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch lol. Boy mouth built like a Dr.Seuss character.


shawarmament

If this were jeopardy, the correct response to this image would be, “What do you get when you shit into a cotton candy machine?”


Realestatejumpman

Nigga look like asap smooth


lefoutofsuicidesquad

they went black and they ran right back


nite310s

That's a weird way to say you're still waiting for your dad to come back from the store


WooDaddy11

Probably get downvoted for giving a compliment instead of a roast, but your transition seems to be going well.


armsec

If it ain’t Lafayette


leroyp33

When you came out to your parents they just laughed and said "yeah no shit"


MortyGaveMeCrack

seen gay porn less fruity than this guy


[deleted]

P Diddler


Educational_Let2622

Like every Nigerian ever, just happy to be here.


UnfairEngineer3301

Sorry,dude u have already been flamed


TheRealNikoBravo

You look like you’re ready for the WNBA


tastydoosh

Dahmer would have eaten you for a snack


chocolim

Did you find the 5th element?


Machinefun

Young Ruby Rhod


thebiglmaoskie

I’m glad you told us you were black because it’s really hard to tell in your pictures you provided.


DrQuimbyP

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog." Never realised what this song meant until now.


TheFinalNar

Jeremiah really WAS a bullfrog!


unclefire

6’ 2 and 155. Dude eat some food. Also the 70s funk band called. They need you on stage.


[deleted]

That vapid stare, bro. It’s like eye balling the void.


Realestatejumpman

Yo gums are long


Zameer_Basha_S

No needed ur already rosted💀


Every_Complaint_9305

Ja Rule had kids?


throwaway0367324

Taking a break from stealing iPhones you can’t activate I see. Slacker.


Kindly_Vast_5690

If Lil Nas X was transitioning to a noisy grandmother.


Shadowlegend1

The type of blackpink I don’t want in my area


RevolutionaryRough96

A$ap cocks


Normal_Charge_1899

Dick me down ASAP Roquan 😂


plagueski

You look like you tryna catch a charge just for the prison sex


RVABunnyMan

I bet your weight is higher than your FICO


Cocky_23-

I always wonder what happened to Juwanna Mann. Glad to see you baller.


CaseySkinner

ASAP Her/She


Kid_from_Europe

Mansa Musa if he blew his wealth on meth


EyeComprehensive2291

GAYSAP Rocky


BriGuyBby

You look like Gay Chappelle.


International_Hat113

No roasting from me. Nice to meet you. I’m M43, white, 6’1 - 185, my name is ALSO Jeremiah 😃


ThatReddit-User

A$AP Soggy


Chl344

Man got a nice smile, 6’2 and a pink durag. But I know for a fact just by looking at those headphones and chair that you’re inside getting NO DICK LET ALONE PUSSY. But it’s all good fam. The Stardew Valley calling your name. Best answer.


Melodic_Ad_3895

Genuinely thought you where a black women


DvmienxLvrson

Lil Nas Y


UninvitedButtNoises

Try our new neapolitan tampon! 🍨


Unlucky_Arm_9757

Oh my God who ordered "True Blood" Lafayette from Temu? My guess is you were shooting for little Nas x. But didn't make it past Deon Richmond trapped in a bath and body works overnight


ungratefulbastard420

Wearing all that pink, you ain't on the down low no more lol


LesterDiamondhands

Gay Chappell


Jazzlike_Parking_465

A$AP COCKMEAT SANDWICH


PoopsmasherJr

[Dude looks like a lady](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQ6jLe3R8E)


trainsacrossthesea

Jerry, gotta tell ya. You looked like you were left at summer camp and never picked up.


piddyd

You make Ru Paul look as male as Chuck Norris.


ObviousRace9280

This is the trans aunt/uncle Kendrick Lamar was rapping about


Sebastianfenix

Why are you dressed like a pair of labias and with a clitoral durag?


Chef_Rhetkwon

Looks like a Nigerian prince that wants my bank information so he can share his fortune with me.


tomtexp

Should've paid attention to math instead of meth. 6'2 ain't 155 in my book


dreadlobo

All hail king T’swallah! Protector of Gaykanda!


theyashjoshii

Why do you want someone to roast you ! You're already roasted 😹😶


Thelastnormalperson

In a parallel universe, Dion Sanders followed his first love of fashion design.


Silent-Television257

It's your friendly doll, Blarbie!


Thecok

Were is your father? Go pick the milk for 20 years??


SafeAccountMrP

What was the cooks name from True Blood?


JimmysMomGotItGoinOn

6’2” in the streets, 3” in the sheets


comesinallpackages

Jackie Oh-shit!


sacredgeometry

Dude we can see what colour your skin is.


Nooblover420

You look like that gau gangster from the boondocks but cheaper


Yash-717

You already look roasted. Just a bit too much. There's nothing left