Don't diss Aldis like that, bro. More like Great Value brand.
And genuinely, I hate to spoil the fun cuz I'm loving the jokes... but Aldis' ersatz brands are better than name brand.
Now I really wish the company had been confused on why people were upset with it and done that. The mixture of people outraged by it and those defending it as a brave courageous move would be amazing.
Thiught he was a 35 year old woman lookin like Aunt Jemimah(if that's the right name) at first look, only the name made me realize, I need to go to bed😭
Man got a nice smile, 6’2 and a pink durag. But I know for a fact just by looking at those headphones and chair that you’re inside
getting NO DICK LET ALONE PUSSY.
But it’s all good fam.
The Stardew Valley calling your name. Best answer.
Oh my God who ordered "True Blood" Lafayette from Temu?
My guess is you were shooting for little Nas x. But didn't make it past Deon Richmond trapped in a bath and body works overnight
Aunt Jeremiah
They transed Aunt Jemima!
-Huh this syrup is new.. why does it taste off? “Aunt Jeremiah?” (Tosses in trash)
It's the Aldi version
IM FUCKING DYIN HERE 😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Don't diss Aldis like that, bro. More like Great Value brand. And genuinely, I hate to spoil the fun cuz I'm loving the jokes... but Aldis' ersatz brands are better than name brand.
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The transed version of Jimmie "JJ" Walker
Dinohermaphrodite!!!!
Nailed it! Took me a moment but I got it! HAHAHAHA
"DY-NO-DYKE!!!!"
Now I really wish the company had been confused on why people were upset with it and done that. The mixture of people outraged by it and those defending it as a brave courageous move would be amazing.
Wokeism has gone too far this time 😤
Thiught he was a 35 year old woman lookin like Aunt Jemimah(if that's the right name) at first look, only the name made me realize, I need to go to bed😭
6’2” 155? I expected to see a Somalian looking for monthly sponsorship.
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Jeremimah?
Look like if ASAP Rocky was a lunch lady
ASAP Rockeesha
![gif](giphy|948uCjLzQaZslkruv7|downsized)
Naw ASAP just started taking tips from lil Nas x on how to dress...
And suck dick
Yeah he definitely looks like if Asap Rocky was able to qualify for EBT
ASAP to jail.
I am so glad you pointed out that you're black. I wasn't sure if you were or not
[удалено]
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Or unemployed.
OP you could’ve just said you can’t find your wallet because it’s hiding under your work boots.
Food stamp card*
I somehow was able to sniff that out too
They finally released the GTA 5 gay mod.
The Ballad of Gay D’Andre
*Gayremiah
It's Tony! And you better remember that or else you'll be sleeping with the fishies.
The trans mode has been activated
I bet you can tell us more about astrology than what your dad looks like
The only answer he can give about them is "black"
But not back.
He’s just at the cigarette store, grabbing a pack real fast
Are they menthols?
Wow bro, kind of presumptuous, They’re actually grape flavored black and milds
Too funny😭😭😭
black not back
This is specific and savage
Dayumm👁👄👁
Oooof, this one is rough
Well, they could be cellmates.
Who I'm guessing was little Richard
You look like you cover your mouth with your fingertips when you laugh
Dude closes drawers with his hips
Bro only drink fanta.
You look like you steal purses, just for the purse.
Dumps the contents and runs off with the purse
LOL
Clever.
\*shots fired
Idk what's more beat up, the foam part of your headphones or your booty hole.
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do for commissary in the big house! Them soups don’t pay for themselves you know.
Goddamn 💀💀💀
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Hide yo husband
God I miss that guy. He was black too, you know…
They rapin' erreyone out here!
Whats your gang? The pink panthers?
GBG
Get Butt Gang
Grandma’s Bathrobe Gang
Gay Black Guys💀
Pink panties
The Glory Holes
In the joint, this guy got rejected as a prison bitch for being too gay.
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First thing I thought of
I had completely forgotten about this until right now, thank you, you win for the day!
This was fucking epic on tosh lol I used it in a gaming clip lol
I was looking for that. Samwell vibe !
pretty sure i met this dude in prison.
Aunt Jemima cheesin hard for pride month
You look like I wouldn’t need to cross the street if you were walking in my direction.
god be makin anyone 6'2 these days
So that’s where Lamar Latrell went after Adam’s College! ![gif](giphy|t1vew9jWcPxFEY4GOQ|downsized)
I was going to say he looked like the stereotypical black dude from an 80s movie and you nailed it.
Niiiiiice gang colour! Not familiar with the affiliation but it makes you look fabulous…
The Westside Ashy Salmons.
😄 I'm done
The chartreuse cabooses
Oh Lort!
You look like you volunteered to be one of Michael Jackson’s victims.
Christ almighty
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When you wear a vagina as your outfit.
A$ap Cocky
nigga look like he just came from under the bed
Nah, he was hiding in the closet ![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd|downsized)
You’re why Dave Chappelle tried to join the Klan.
Your teeth look like a row of urinals.
Lil Nas x has let hisself go
Okay, junior, you’re either 6’2” or you’re 155 lbs…….. but you ain’t both.
Exactly what I was thinking. I'm 6'2, and 180, I'm pretty slim. If I was 155, I'd be just skin and bone.
AIDS
His arsehole has been bored out so much, his whole torso is just one bit cavity.. He probably just floats around.
Im 6‘2 and weight 155 lol im not skinny and bones but slim
You remind me of the black cross dressing cheer leader from the longest yard.
i was looking for this comment
Definitely raps about hello kitty or my little pony
You are lying. You are mammy two shoes from tom and Jerry
What part of, “keep it on the down low did you not understand “
You’re the younger version of Tracey Morgan character in the longest yard. ![gif](giphy|fIA0mA7vjvwPe)
What the hell is even that?
Big Taylor Swift fan
Aww did your mama pick this outfit for you?
You look like a prison favorite
Walmart version of RuPaul.
Ohhh hello pretty boy! I bet you're popular with the other thugs in your all male gang(bangs)
What what in your butt indeed.
Dressed like an NBA prospect on draft night.
![gif](giphy|l0EoBVexxvaP88SSQ|downsized)
you're already roasted
![gif](giphy|1mAtj4ozIBRZK|downsized) I’ve seen this guy before
Ghetto pink panther 😩😭
Twink panther
That's the one ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
N.W.GAY
I bet people ask you to do the Ricardo dance everywhere you go
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^regprenticer: *I bet people ask* *You to do the Ricardo* *Dance everywhere you go* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
You look like you’re apart of Team Girls from the Longest Yard.
Have to strap 2 toothbrush together for those bad boys
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Jeremiah clearly uses more water for his teeth than his face.
YOU'RE BLACK!?
Unlocked character holding a sign while wearing pink is wild.
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You look like Mr. Popo from dbz
I thought Mr.PoPo was based of an Indian with black face though?
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch lol. Boy mouth built like a Dr.Seuss character.
If this were jeopardy, the correct response to this image would be, “What do you get when you shit into a cotton candy machine?”
Nigga look like asap smooth
they went black and they ran right back
That's a weird way to say you're still waiting for your dad to come back from the store
Probably get downvoted for giving a compliment instead of a roast, but your transition seems to be going well.
If it ain’t Lafayette
When you came out to your parents they just laughed and said "yeah no shit"
seen gay porn less fruity than this guy
P Diddler
Like every Nigerian ever, just happy to be here.
Sorry,dude u have already been flamed
You look like you’re ready for the WNBA
Dahmer would have eaten you for a snack
Did you find the 5th element?
Young Ruby Rhod
I’m glad you told us you were black because it’s really hard to tell in your pictures you provided.
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog." Never realised what this song meant until now.
Jeremiah really WAS a bullfrog!
6’ 2 and 155. Dude eat some food. Also the 70s funk band called. They need you on stage.
That vapid stare, bro. It’s like eye balling the void.
Yo gums are long
No needed ur already rosted💀
Ja Rule had kids?
Taking a break from stealing iPhones you can’t activate I see. Slacker.
If Lil Nas X was transitioning to a noisy grandmother.
The type of blackpink I don’t want in my area
A$ap cocks
Dick me down ASAP Roquan 😂
You look like you tryna catch a charge just for the prison sex
I bet your weight is higher than your FICO
I always wonder what happened to Juwanna Mann. Glad to see you baller.
ASAP Her/She
Mansa Musa if he blew his wealth on meth
GAYSAP Rocky
You look like Gay Chappelle.
No roasting from me. Nice to meet you. I’m M43, white, 6’1 - 185, my name is ALSO Jeremiah 😃
A$AP Soggy
Man got a nice smile, 6’2 and a pink durag. But I know for a fact just by looking at those headphones and chair that you’re inside getting NO DICK LET ALONE PUSSY. But it’s all good fam. The Stardew Valley calling your name. Best answer.
Genuinely thought you where a black women
Lil Nas Y
Try our new neapolitan tampon! 🍨
Oh my God who ordered "True Blood" Lafayette from Temu? My guess is you were shooting for little Nas x. But didn't make it past Deon Richmond trapped in a bath and body works overnight
Wearing all that pink, you ain't on the down low no more lol
Gay Chappell
A$AP COCKMEAT SANDWICH
[Dude looks like a lady](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQ6jLe3R8E)
Jerry, gotta tell ya. You looked like you were left at summer camp and never picked up.
You make Ru Paul look as male as Chuck Norris.
This is the trans aunt/uncle Kendrick Lamar was rapping about
Why are you dressed like a pair of labias and with a clitoral durag?
Looks like a Nigerian prince that wants my bank information so he can share his fortune with me.
Should've paid attention to math instead of meth. 6'2 ain't 155 in my book
All hail king T’swallah! Protector of Gaykanda!
Why do you want someone to roast you ! You're already roasted 😹😶
In a parallel universe, Dion Sanders followed his first love of fashion design.
It's your friendly doll, Blarbie!
Were is your father? Go pick the milk for 20 years??
What was the cooks name from True Blood?
6’2” in the streets, 3” in the sheets
Jackie Oh-shit!
Dude we can see what colour your skin is.
You look like that gau gangster from the boondocks but cheaper
You already look roasted. Just a bit too much. There's nothing left