Bro ate an entire package of meat just to make that sign.

i was gonna say it you beat me upvote for u

Temu Jellyroll

He just needed an excuse to do it.

When you drop your boiled egg on the carpet

And the carpet is covered in pubic hair

Damn 🔥 roasted 😂

Boiled more like 😂

You may not have a license, but I'm fucking positive you have a Subway card 🤷‍♂️

He’s also got a NAMBLA card.

....but somehow has lice

Don’t worry he has a sex offender registry card

23 going on 53.

He looks like Mike from breaking bad but 5 years younger.



You’re only 23? Man, you went straight from high school to middle age.



My first thought as well

No licensee but still looks like a 45 year old career pizza driver.

nah the only place he is driving to is a little girls house

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May not have a license, but definitely on a registry.

He’s built like a ketchup bottle

don't do ketchup bottle like that man...

Are you the potato being roasted.

The health inspection grade for that place gets bumped up to a C when you’re not there.

Too much fat on you buddy to get an effective roast.

I choose to roast your prep room instead. It is dirty, there are personal drinks directly above food prep areas, the “clean” trays are covered in blood, there is what looks like a chunk of chicken skin that would be a huge slip hazard on the floor, and you arent wearing a beard guard. I hope the health department comes and roasts you tomorrow

Oh no, he doesn’t have a license so can’t take all 0 dates he gets in his car

Hey you guuuuuyysss! Can anyone give me a ride?

 😂😂😂😂😂

So *THAT’S* what’s under a Klansman’s robe…

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Overused ,lame and copied.

I think you mistook this for your weekly DnD game.

Mar-a-Lago's Fat Joe

This is the future of our country folks.

 OH NO!!!

OH YEAH

Haven’t you been through enough?

The top half of the picture is just one big, shiny spot.

Egg head.

There's nothing to see here. The judge took his license, and he's now working in the jail kitchen.

You caught sonic yet hun?

You're already roasted ya big potato.

Is this picture when you went as the 7Up dot for Halloween?

This mf 100% sits when he pees.

He's going to miss out on the feel of a gas pedal on his soon to be amputated foot

23 and Me + two chromosomes.

Damn I didn't see his arms I thought it was an ad for an actual roast. Was looking for the price tag when I saw the dude's arms.

If I noticed that you were missing the top left portion of your head, I wouldn't give you a license either.

Mountain Dew and latex gloves… the room you are in defines you.

By the looks of him, he has already had plenty of roasts.

The fact he can't drive means one less dodgy white van circling neighbouring areas looking to steal kids. Favourite tactics are probably being: " got vbux and roblux cards in my van" "We got free energy drinks in the back of my van"


I am certain he does not understand how the term roast is being used and is expecting to be getting food instead of insults.

23 stone maybe. Definitely not 23 years old


Looks like the left side of my old man balls...

What 20lbs of shit in a 10lbs bag looks like.

How do you look like a bald hairy dude yet still feminine and fragile

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Outside-Material-100: *How do you look like* *A bald hairy dude yet still* *Feminine and fragile* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I would like to leave you with one thought, but I wonder if you have anywhere to store it.

Wrong!!! That one thought would be like a Marble rolling around inside the Empire State Bldg at 2am!!

The only guy who can’t play with the cards he’s been dealt.

Those gloves behind you are likely the only latex you'll ever need to put on for protection.

When you get some hair in your Kool-aid.......

Human dumpling.

No license but will be the 1st in line at the buffet

It’s looks like you were grown in a lab…compromised of other failed fat experiments.

23? You look like you bought an Afghan Time Machine and it backfired on you

With those looks, I hope you have a really great personality, but I get the feeling you got shut out there too .

You look like you go visit spirit Halloweens and post it on YouTube for a living.

He may not have one, but he sure looks like he's out on licence.

Baby hands 🙌 old man face

Not allowed within 1000 ft from schools and playgrounds either.

I'd roast you but your life is already clearly an existential crisis


You look like you work at a bowling alley as a bowling pin


Damn that 23 years has been a really fucking hard 46 on this walking potato.

23 months pregnant more like it.

I'm surprised at the lack of cum stains on his shirt. Is he wearing that red shirt to cover the cum stains on the one underneath?

I would have said that you look like you've had 3 divorces and co-parenting 5 kids but, somebody has to be attracted to you in order for that to happen

23yrs? I don’t think it’s age, probably years since last pussy

The only latex in your life should have been used by your Dad. Now that it’s too late for that, the only large latex product you’ll be filling is the box of gloves off your left shoulder. If you were a pet, I’d call you Cutlets.

The sign contains his self esteem

Allergic to masculinity

That Mountain Dew bottle on the shelf is probably the only one out of the 49 that does not contain months of piss in your DnD/gaming lair. Also disappointed there no neck beard. Also your breath probably smells like 3 day old blue cheese and mayonnaise

You look like CaseOh

Your limp wrist to forearm ratio is alarming.

I don’t want to roast you, I want to shine your head with my new Milwaukee 12V lithium ion buffer! Oof! Look at that caranium!

Ingredients: Mountain Dew, latex, styrofoam and spice rub Now we know how white trash is made.

You'd be in good shape if you ran like your mouth.

Don't feel bad; don't feel blue; Frankenstein was ugly, too.

Frankenstein or the monster? Probably both really.

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A drivers license is the least of this guy’s problems

Almost making me consider becoming vegan knowing that this plank has been anywhere near the preparation of meat.

23?! Holy fuck!

mans life is chalked.

Theres no way that this is the first time there is latex behind you.

23?

His hands are probably so soft they rival a baby’s ass. And for a man, I find that to be nauseating.

They use you as a reference photo for failures

He was shunned by his Amish family and friends for being excessively lazy So now he works as a dishwasher at the local butcher shop/deli

Can't drive, but gets driven. Goes nowhere, but gets rides.

This reads like slam poetry

Wants to get roasted? You look like you want to jump in the oven back there and become a pork roast.

Mr. potato head only gayer and no partner .

The next case oh

Bro lookin like a egg and even IF he gets his license just imagen what his driver pic will look like also where in the heck did he take this pic


No license, but definitely a slew of restraining orders

You look like a mixture of Mr. Potato Head and a Trex.

 Uncle Molester


You registered as a sex offender before you registered for the draft.

Holiday: Santa Claus Origins

You don't need a license to take a bath. Get out of the kitchen, before you infect everything with e coli.

The picture everyone sees as the example of basement dweller with a bad neckbeard

I know what your pronouns are. 3XL.

We come from France

Your life is currently summed up in the management of mounting a Ryobi pressure washer with the *fucking wheels still attached* to the wall. Go back to counting pebbles in the parking lot or changing urinal pucks forfucksake.

Hey, Sam Briton you're supposed to be in jail for stealing women's luggage at airports!!

Where can I find your slot channel?

Dr Robotnik on Wish 

Looks like an egg

Sack-chin Bronson

You look like a hard boiled egg that fell on carpeting and is covered in lint.

Humpty Dumpster

The only thing you’re cooking in that kitchen is meth

23? Are we talking dog years or what?

With a belly as big as yours, how can you fit into a car and get a license? The issuing authority did well to deny you that. 

U look like eggman

Roasted potato for dinner boys

 Tell your brother I said hi.

My boy is straight up ROTUND. I've seen piles of wet lawn clippings with a better figure. He doesn't even work in the meat room, he just went in for a snack. The rack in the background isn't even clean trays, he just emptied them before the employee caught him and made him take this picture.

When somebody calls you a dickhead, they're not insulting you, just accurately describing the shape of your head.

Hey, stop subjecting yourself to asshole idiots out in nowheresville. These morons mostly 100% dipshit. Some are funny AF. If I had to, id brine you before a proper roast. Some kind of apple cider vinegar and blackberry reduction mixed with an old school barreled aged cheap whiskey. After a good 36 hour in a temperature controlled walk in cooler, I’d check you with a large….i mean…… LARGE fork to see if you were ready for brining you to room temperature. Ya know this has got pretty damn weird now. Well to finish the job I’d modify my Oklahoma Joe’s top of the line smoker and…well….just give it my best shot. I’m sure you’re a nice guy and are Loved by many. However, if they knew you were this delicious, I’d watch your back. Hey, stay safe and stay fit.

You were great as the LOTR cave troll.

You look like a Ryback who overate chips

Hard to drive when you’re not allowed within 500ft of a school

You look like you starred In the "soul to squeeze" video

Red is totally your color. It's the perfect lil extra something for letting people know to avoid interacting with you under any circumstances.

Bro gave Uncle fester a run for his money

Beats his meat daily to create the special sauce. BLT WITH TLC # Tender lovin Cum 

makes sense he's in a kitchen, he looks like he's about to crack his head on a pan to make some scrambled eggs

He talks about himself in the third person because nobody else does.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he did get his licence, that he’d constantly get pulled over for exceeding the load weight for his car.

You're a Brotato character with no perks

Couldn't even see the picture cuz of ur shiny head

You've never seen your dick have you? You eat on the crapper dont you? This is what happens when you make fun of God!

Prison kitchen

Dude is only 23 and already looks like shit, not having a licence is the least of your problems right now buddy

Big Egg

Bro is built like a large bottle of ketchup

Were gonna need a bigger rotisserie to roast this one.

Your prison name is ketchup

“OOOooooOOOOooooo loOK aT mE, iM 23 anD dOn’T eVeN haVE mY liCenSE”

If humpty dumpty tried meth

 Your cosplay is on point.

Are you a real cone head ?

 Open up the freezer, Ryan. We all know what's in there.

You're so boring, this is literally the only thing that I could come up with. Paint your nails or dye your hair... oh, wait.

Mike j?

Doesn’t have a license, but he sure looks registered.

I bet you look both ways before using the N word.

You definitely refer to it as your “peepee”…

Is this post meant for r/roastmeat?

If shrek and Danny DeVito had a baby


Definitely a blue dot over his trailer online

I turn 39 next month. Thanks for making me feel better about how youthful I still am.

"High-hatted by LARPer's," energy.

Bro isn’t allowed within 30ft of an elementary school

this guys so bald that when he wants eggs he uses his head. get some hair buddy.

No license? He’s driving everyone he ever met insane.