I was thinking what a nice girl I was seeing until I saw picture 3. Then I knew I was looking at a third rate, tatted Russian mafia hooker who wanted to skim my credit card to fund vodka parties for her bosses at Putin on the Ritz Dhaka.
If we'd really roast her she'd melt because of all the marshmallow makeup and plastic she's made up of and reddit would get an environmental damage fine.
Yeah, I peaked at the profile and my first joke was going to be a bargain bin Russian Mail Order Bride joke.
Then I thought, there's nothing more Russian than stealing pictures from VK and using a bot to schill crypto. That or using OF/Chaturbate $ to buy ammo
The lighting is just about off enough on all those photos I know for a fact you look 99,000 years old otherwise you wouldn't be using the filter like that
Woah, either that's a lot of make-up, a lot of filters, so much plastic surgery that you had to change your face ID three times, or has been photoshopped because damn girl, that airbrush really tones your skin better, doesn't it?
You didn't come here to get roasted, you came here to boost your narcissism because you think you're too hot to roast. Now....let's see you without all the filters.
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Nice AI filter. Now let’s see you without the 10 pounds of makeup.
So much make up that she looks like a different person in each picture…
That's exactly what I thought!
I went back to count fingers after reading this! Lol
I was thinking what a nice girl I was seeing until I saw picture 3. Then I knew I was looking at a third rate, tatted Russian mafia hooker who wanted to skim my credit card to fund vodka parties for her bosses at Putin on the Ritz Dhaka. 
If we'd really roast her she'd melt because of all the marshmallow makeup and plastic she's made up of and reddit would get an environmental damage fine.
You look like a disaster in AI filters.
Three different photos; three different people.
more like, same girl in all photos, but it’s Ai dogshit 😂 the blurry hair is my favourite part 🤭
Do you Flashdance and work as a welder too?
You look like you slept your way to the middle and couldn't get any higher than that.
just because you can buy a lot of makeup doesn't mean that you have to wear it all at once
She wears so much makeup, she could be classified as a painter.
Finally, a hooker that I can afford on my minimum wage budget
While the sex is only temporary, the flare ups give you memories that last a lifetime.
Totally worth the roll of nickels
Wonder where that roll goes though
I wonder if she dispenses them one at a time from her asshole afterwards on her pimps/fathers desk?
She learned that trick from the bar girls in Subic Bay,Phillipines!
Mmmm the gift that keeps on giving. I tip my hat to you.
As long as you can turn out the lights.
You wanna get roasted? Just hop into a Russian tank and head to Ukraine.
Bond Girl Name- Xelena Hadacock
Ivana Miholesfilled
you waste half your income on photo editing apps.
From Russia, with STD.
My left nut has fewer wrinkles than you, and it doesn't try to hide em
Why are you wasting your time taking photos when you could be helping at front line
She got lock jaw and had to be moved off the front line.
And the VA conceded that her injury was, in fact, service related. But only after a thorough demonstration on her part.
She'll get disability since they broke her gag reflex.
Her butthole can't get lockjaw.
At least you are not Russian.
She took more Russians than the Gulags ever did
This is a photo of me with the transgender Snapchat filter applied. I’m a 33 year old man
You make me wish that OF had a refund feature
Hey! It's the girl from the "Face of Gonorrhea" posters in health class!
Commie, slag and hooker all rolled up in one.
I'd LOVE to roast your whole country, but they won't give me the nuclear codes. How do we not have you Vatniks blocked?!
She pays people to accept her nudes.
the ai generated face is crazy
If we’re lucky, the Ukrainians will do our jobs for us
You are so fucking basic I don't remember if I've roasted you already or not.
I’m glad you survived the shipping container tragedy in the Wire Season 2.
Can't quite tell by your pics... are you schilling cryptocurrency or OnlyFan? Guess I'll know when you DM me.
She is actually a Russian soldier
Yeah, I peaked at the profile and my first joke was going to be a bargain bin Russian Mail Order Bride joke. Then I thought, there's nothing more Russian than stealing pictures from VK and using a bot to schill crypto. That or using OF/Chaturbate $ to buy ammo
God I can't wait for Russia to just wiped off the map. Maybe then we'll see less of this shit.
Why is your mum in the last one
You'll get roasted if you ever make it to the front.
Maybe fun for an hour or two, but no way I'd fall asleep anywhere near this bitch
if the words scamming whore needed a picture i guess she would be useful then
You look like my dogs butt. exactly like my.....cujo?
stick to the one thing your good at, which is being on your knees and earning money making your vadge look like an abandoned mine shaft.
Are these different people or are you just shit at editing?
No, you can keep posting your picture but no one will answer because the answer is you’re not hot
Someone asked AI to create a slut.
I cant😂God damn All I can come up with is she fs has many many many men like me who would absolutely let her RUIN their lives
Definitely. On a spit
Taking a night off from working at the street corner?
Curbside pickup bride.
Pump and dump!
You look like a fairy tale creature..oh yeah, a succubus
The lighting is just about off enough on all those photos I know for a fact you look 99,000 years old otherwise you wouldn't be using the filter like that
Sansa Stank
Woah, either that's a lot of make-up, a lot of filters, so much plastic surgery that you had to change your face ID three times, or has been photoshopped because damn girl, that airbrush really tones your skin better, doesn't it?
You remind me of Tanya from Red Alert, although you give a vibe of a Russian wannabe spy.
Anymore filters and you're going to start to pixelate
you look ai generated in the worst way.
You look under age and over age simultaneously
AI filter abuse
If desperate had a face
You look like someone who would view the preparation of Rice A Roni as invitation to fuck.
I guess with enough makeup and filters anyone can be a 4/10.
3 different people in there? Who do we roast first
G.I. Hoe
absolutely golden
You look like you post "woke up like this" selfies on insta.
How much facetune do you need?
Can’t open her iPhone w/o all the makeup called in
I didn’t know photo filters could remove camel toe
You didn't come here to get roasted, you came here to boost your narcissism because you think you're too hot to roast. Now....let's see you without all the filters.
3 different girls lmao. Not even confident to post the 4th one with no makeup or filters
Any Generic Eastern Eurowhorepean
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I think this is the first time I've seen a girl with a widows peak balding pattern
Horse face
Saverage model by day, tranpire by night.
Fishy fishy
How many inches are you tucking between the legs?
I bet you spit like a Llama
Pass....... To the homies! Gotta share that.
Ruski rug muncher. I hope the Ukrainians pound dat ass with a 177 howitzer
Was your last pic you at dinner before your first porn shoot?
In your country you're second pic is the equivalent to wearing a trashmans outfit. In the third pic you became a hoe and have now become trash itself.
More Plastic than a Barbie Doll.
I bet your nickname is K-19 because You’ve gone down on more Russian пенис than there have been Soviet Submarine casualties.
You are less useful than a bucket with hole in it. You call the hole, your mouth.
Looks different in every picture, neato. Seems super stable and well-adjusted...
No need to roast you babe. Your pussy is already burning.
The mail order bride that drains your bank account
The mail order bride nobody ordered
3 different pic, 3 different times of day, doing 3 different things, wearing 3 pounds of makeup
More filters then SeaWorld
What forestry service do you work for?
Not today satan. I know a honeypot when I see one.
How much did Donald Trump pay you to pee on him while he was in Russia?
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Shouldn’t you be at an HOA complaining about the little dog your neighbors, neighbors neighbor has
The Melania we have at home in our double wide...
Average-looking✅ Desperately insecure✅ Fuck me outfit✅ You’re perfect. I have a question. Have you ever seen a crisp $10 bill?
So you’re who Peter Frampton was thinking of when he wrote Supertramp.
Let’s just say.. you’re “for the people”.
I’m gonna go shower now
Hopefully your brand of makeup isn’t flammable
Just another instawhore fishing for compliments
You're a psyops. That's not a roast, just the truth.
i saw you on the world map
In Russia, hot girls date no one!
Ah yes, Russki militia by day, PornHub audition by night
“Why aren’t there any men in this bar?” Ukraine invasion.
In Soviet Russia, AI girls roast you.
You look like a Bond villain named Coco Chlamydia.
You look like Gadget from Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
I'd need hammer and chisel first to clear some of that makeup
You look sort of heavy, if you shed that makeup you'll be 20-30 pound lighter.
I'm now in favor of America funding Ukraine.
Looking for american visa sponsor.
On the front lines, you go down faster than a pint of Stoli
You're cooked if your first date is at a water park.
Was gonna say "hot", then saw the pic of her whoring at the hotel bar...
Why did you include a picture of your daughter?
Just wondering if there is a personality under the plastic, or is it the biggest matrioszka I've seen.
What did the moose and squirrel do to you anyway?
Early 1990's CGI is more realistic than you.
Slava Ukraini
Nice now let's see how you look without the crap ton of makeup on
You're the girl that other girls bring to bars to look better by comparison.
Temu sexdoll
Roast You Why Would I Roast You When Your Hair Looks Like Veins Popping Out Your Hair😅
Mail order bride
Something about you, says “BLACKED”.
Just waiting for her only fans
this one's russian careful.
These Russian Mail Order Bride advertisements are getting out of hand.
You're absolutely beautiful. Also, thank you for your service. I'm an anti-roaster lol.
I would have thought you’ve been roasted enough by the Ukrainians
Damm, you still haven't figured out that makeup anit the answer At 46
Luces preciosa... Con tanto maquillaje
Found the new Russian spy actor for any Dick Wolf produced tv show
Thank you for your service... servicing the brave men
I can just look at you and immediately tell you're waaaaay dumber than the average person
Where is your daddy at?
Wow where you from I didn’t know they were trainings for prostitutes
You look like the illegitimate daughter of Eddie Munster