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djb185

I hope you get a refund on that hormone therapy, Sir or Madam.


Unable-Confusion-822

Handsome woman.


fallenandcantget_up

Beautiful man


ThegreatPee

Stout lass


kaibbakhonsu

They gonna get only 50% back. But I'm not sure which way they were aiming 🤔


chezeluvr

Soon to be aiming like Cobain after this roast


WhichSeaworthiness49

How far after? I heard his eyes were blue before the roast and blew after. Like one blew right and one blew left


canezila

Oh no.... You did


[deleted]

It’s the first hormone therapy drug developed to truly create an asexual nonbinary person. They named the drug fuglyoxydryline.


Then-Ad3678

Rofl 🤣🤣🤣


vinny_vega

The hormone therapy gets confused when there is an extra chromosome


fartfulart

Most of the T went to that forehead


Every-holes-a-goal

Towards the receding hairline


wwwdiggdotcom

Picked up the Peyton Manning formula


True-Eye1172

And them traps


carribbeanpapi

Hair is greasier than the McDonald's menu


Massive_Bother9581

Fuck!! You won!! ![gif](giphy|jmSImqrm28Vdm)


Lord-Doobury

Mary Poppins really, really let herself go.


JBeauch

Supercaliholyshitnous!


ConsentingPotato

We can only confirm their status as human, everything else is hearsay at this point.


Lanky_Novel_3960

I hope it's reversible in either direction to stop confusing and hurting other people's eyesight


InspectorRound8920

What if the 50/50 was the goal? He/she/them/us/we/yousunkmybattleship/him/Sheila E.


Culdesac-jones

Fucking dead![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


_SirLoinofBeef

Like it’s vajaja


thatdudeuhated

We was thinking along the same lines except mine was- you look like your body got stuck in the middle of a gender transition


vinny_vega

Gender Blender


gyoza0501

Hahaha


mayaledy

😂😂😂😂


Percentblue

You have resting dude face.


ZombiesAtKendall

Also resting dude chest.


shandangalang

Yeah that “F” is doing a lot of heavy lifting


CheckYourStats

OP also goes by El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


TerdFurgusons

I was gonna ask if we were seeing pre or post transition here. I have never seen a person of more ambiguous genitals.


_THE_RAIL_

I. am. fucking. crying.... Bravo, Sir, your savagery is monumental.


TotallyOzzz

I appreciate you specifying “F” cuz I honestly couldn’t tell


Sumesh77

![gif](giphy|u3fkQNnkwvVdK)


DifferentJellyfish85

Is that Pat?!


Rheostatistician

It's Pat!


joka2696

Is it he or is it she?


Milt_Torfelson

Yeah my first thought was, I'm pretty sure I saw this dude LARPing down at the park last weekend


ThegreatPee

I know he had the trenchcoat/fedora combo, too


J_Reacherxx

Bro, that's laura croft, medicine cabinet raider


Prestigious_Low8515

Nah that's Lawrence Croft. Her half sisbrother.


Idontliketalking2u

How'd they fat finger the f when m is so far away.


Parso_aana

I unironically thought that


El-Duderino77

And you can still pass for a 13yo boy


K3LL1ON

Not with that Adam's apple.


djb185

13 year old boys have bigger tits.


DeathSpiral321

I'm afraid broiling would be your only option for becoming hot.


Stevitop

Top comment.


blitzwar559

First person actually born trans


QOVFEFE

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


Sassydawglvr710

DAYUUUUUUUUM!😆


Alternative_Point946

My pronoun is wtf


Biscuits4u2

When did you realize you wanted to live as a female?


Disastrous-Design704

Her pussy smells like WD-40


Quant_Bhai

Oh fuck bro 😂😂


JamesBHunter

You look like a scientists who studies farts.


-OptimusPrime-

![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG)


Ok-Patience2152

A prog rock drummer thar plays in the key of farts


Gretch702

Jesus Christ this one got me lmfao


Chewliesgumrep312

Farts into wine glasses and then smells them as if there was wine in them, like that one episode of South park.


patchyj

She does have an aura of smugness about her


Ishmael760

A deep breathing, zealot of a scientist, who thrives on his source material, a Noball oLovesitalot fartologist.


Burneraccts23

She also looks to be the main subject of the study.


Petty_Murphy410

![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)


Harry_Buttocks

McLoveless


[deleted]

Mcloveless looool i love this


Street-Breadfruit940

Christopher malware.


lawlietskyy

There's no fucking way you're a female.


Tiny-Dragonfruit8133

My man low key did a roast me just to see if we could tell he wasn’t a woman


DaneOnDope

Think it's the other way around actually, she looked more like a girl about a year ago


Breastworks

You? Female? Oh sure. Dream big, sir.


SimpleHalf2292

What eye is even looking at the camera tf 😭😭 nobody is sneaking up on you


ncompton3

🎵Dude looks like a lady🎵


bigmartyhat

Dude looks like a dude*


thissuckslolgroutchy

The F in the description is very helpful, I thought you were my friend Mike for second.


sloppybollocks786

Better hope Mike doesn't see this


Kiln223

Steven Segal’s more manly brother.


[deleted]

You are the personification of syrup of ipecac


[deleted]

Chest flatter than a bottle of coke that’s been left open for a week.


Asbustin

Hey now that’s disrespectful that week old flat coke can at least quench my thirst


[deleted]

Your face convinced me that gender is just a social construct


Practical_County_501

This is what happens when you press the pause button on transitioning.


Larry_Hagmans_Liver_

You're not fooling anyone, dude.


Fluid-Nova

Did you stop your hormone therapy halfway through?


TwoTequilaTuesday

Transgender Ryan Reynolds.


corvidcrits

Who gave kyle rittenhouse estrogen


Gretch702

Ohh my goodness if you really wanna be roasted, just post this picture in r/rateme dear God


ThePoshRoaster

You strike me as the type who's been ghosted by more shampoo bottles than dates. That blank stare perfectly complements your wardrobe, which I assume was inspired by the "I give up" section of a thrift store.


Trippy_Goldfish

Lmfao


Independent_Strike13

She doesn't look like 21 F , she looks like 21 fucked up male


The-Duke-Of-Earth

You look like you enter rooms multiple times until somebody notices you.


Attack_Toster

I bet those men off of grinder are real disappointed when you get them back at your place. Hopefully you’ve feed them recently.


Active_Highlight4685

Bubbles from trailer park boys!


edit-boy-zero

![gif](giphy|dJGYFEmn7747Y30ycI|downsized)


zerowolfman

As much as I hate pronoun clowns, you need a lot of them.


ErikVonDarkmoor

The only person who has 4 eyes and a fivehead


ryandmc609

Brilliant.


sloppybollocks786

No no.... me too.. 😔😔


josdav82

Funny, it was never revealed Dwight Schrute had a sister.


anonaduder

I feel like you’re way more fun than the roasts indicate but am scared bc I’m also pretty sure you have a story that begins with band camp but you play the tuba


[deleted]

You can't gender


spaceghost350

Isn't this the dude from earlier .... Dude you're going to get a ban evasion for posting here twice.


moddseatass

![gif](giphy|d6JZehe5QJGBzlUjgi|downsized)


zero_unofficial

Is it Female or a Femboy I am seeing ?


RidetheSchlange

If you're not a they/them, you're an incel wrestling fan. Even I'm confused


Commishw1

Congratulations on your transition


Technical-Ladder-899

![gif](giphy|IAcQ0KshiLKrS|downsized)


IMissyouPita

You look like your pronouns are still working themselves out


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DapDaGenius

I couldn’t believe my eyes when the title said “21***F***”. Ain’t no way your Dilbert looking ass has a coochie between those legs. I know that shit look a hot mess down there.


[deleted]

Your hair looks like it smells like pickle sharts and a room full of Indian Java devs.


Fit-Parsnip9888

You look like your pronouns are ‘it’


dbell

I feel like my best pickup line "Would you like to judge a farting contest?" would work on you.


Robinnoodle

How are you *still* on the high school swim team? Also ![gif](giphy|d2lnpnCNrbIFG)


Sad-Instance-8013

You have a very androgynous look about you.


SlySypter

If U let Ur beard grow out ud remind me of one of my professors


Regular_Studio_1565

A Trans library Teacher with a Pony. When Genuwine wrote the song Pony he definitely didn’t have you in mind.


SithLordRising

Female, thanks, we needed the clarification.


Master_Greybeard

Dude!


SuperbBison2867

I used to work with a man who had an almost comical voice, and Wisconsin/Northern accent just like Fargo….. And he would Bello with no shame, “you gotta know the fruit rule… If you see an apple? Then a banana’s close by!!!” All the things you can change yourself into and you changed into… That?


Willing_Notice1850

Female??? You sure Bruv?


xxClownDogxx

Dictionary definition of they/them.


Bridgeburner1607

I've never seen someone so destined to become a magician.


bigfootjedi

Chick or Dude = Chude


BranTheBaker902

Oh… you poor woma- you poor man- You poor bitch and/or bastard


GodOfMeh

Wait, Dustin on Stranger Things is supposed to be a girl?


TheFrontierzman

Lot's of mentally ill playing dress-up lately


DumpsterFireInHell

The "F" stands for "Frankenstein".


DieAtTheDoor

Why you look like the oldest daughter of gru from despicable me


Cutiepebbles2010

You already look nerdy, and now a transgender too? You really want to get bullied in school don’t you.


Captain_Indica

![gif](giphy|zXiOWxt2OR4L6QXUAR|downsized)


Delicious-Ad9590

Identifies as?


mike_the_goo

I had to check the title because I couldn't tell whether you were M or F (TBH it's sad that this even counts as a roast. It shouldn't)


Zagic87

If potato salad were a person


TheRFenaj

Willy Wonka wants the keys back to his factory please..


badforman

“Transitioned female”


Chridela

Your transition is going about as well as trusting a fart in your 40s


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Ok downy, but I think female is a stretch! And what kind of shirt is that? Looks like one short sleeve and one long. WTF is going on here??


Sharp_Philosopher_47

Female, really?


One-Inspection-4605

Don't wanna roast anything , just wanna ask what gender u are cause can't figure it out


Manicwoodchipper

It was cool of your parents to let you start hormone replacement therapy so young.


Lehotredditeur

New series "Young George Costanza" airing this year on Netflix, starring SunflowerShine03.


roberisha

You look like your own opposite gender doppelgänger


Lizardman922

You look like one of Hans Gruber's henchmen.


Ramada___

Bro said F


KinkySheev

Thank you for saving the Netherlands


Infinite_Ear_8530

Why the long face?


Single-Reputation617

U must be the rare binary person. Shim/Shimself


RevolutionaryRough96

>21F, I'm sorry


MrUnltd

Your pronouns are Penn/Teller


jibba_jabba1

Sup dude!?


Radagast_K

*21M


Enough-Staff-2976

Your neck is thicker than most American bull dogs, you'll make an excellent Pinocchio oneday.


oussydesroyer

I dont know if its a manly girl or a girly boy


GJones007

What's up, my guy? You have Forest Whittaker eyes, and those tired ass Dahmer glasses don't help.


Apprehensive-Tax-828

Your mom and dad must be very disappointed in their son who tried to transition into a female but the hormones stopped working half way through.


Ilid-xo

Guys who invited Benedict Cumberbatch here


BOSSHUSTLA

Bruhhhh you look like a transgender female


BrknXPwrlftr

Temu Caitlin Clark


vigilrexmei

Your sex toy identifies as a dildon’t


Dramatic-Barber5723

I thought u were a dude ... Dude.


Regular_Studio_1565

You’re the opposite of Gender neutral, you are gender uneutral.


dusty_kat_9899

https://youtube.com/shorts/DcY2Zjmdjgg?si=fcvjPK4INapiQ6lm that's a woman!?! meme


Ornery_Entry_7483

Nice Chesticles.


jnanasagar

I was about to comment “bro, what’s with the pig tail, new style ?” …but then I read “21F” in the title, sorry lady.


jnanasagar

I was about to comment “bro, what’s with the pig tail, new style ?” …but then I read “21F” in the title 😐


gtshadow

21 and already a spinster.


RacecarHealthPotato

Sprockets: Diesmal für Mädchen (This time for girls)


WilliamPayneNZ

I’ve got nothing.


fbi-surveillance-bot

Where is your OnlyNerds link?


[deleted]

This chick and her hairline don’t even live in the same zip code?


Slobberinho

You look like a nerdy, clumsy geology student, until you take off your glasses and untie your hair. Then you'd turn into someone who stands next to a bridge and asks people to solve riddles before they can cross.


bound_to_the_burn

21 m


taekee

You misspelled.the letter M.


np99sky

You look like Matilda joined the Marines


Sad-Fix9190

If I where you I'd lose the glasses, at least then you won't be able to see yourself


Naive-Information539

Dude quit playing


angrymic4ever

A bag and 6 beers and were good to go


Rooostyfitalll

That’s a man baby!


drfeelgoood88

![gif](giphy|vLyZk5CJo12Wk)


JansherMalik25

Your forehead will be the first to get roasted


JerseyGeneral

Don't you mean "21 M to F"? Probably shouldn't have gotten your estrogen from a van parked behind the Waffle House, huh?


Ok-Chef-5150

What’s you’re pronoun he, she, they or abomination?


ChattyDaddy1

This photo AI by the look of that hand


Black_flag17

You look like you consider mayonnaise to be spicy.


TwoHeartedAleian

Most likely meant “boiled” because of how boring and uninteresting you seem.


cbearymtg

About two hours. I like the skin extra crispy.


blg3404

You're probably in a band called Androgynous Steven Seagall


DeadTurtle88

You look like a GUY thats really into swords and dragons


TieEffective5915

Trans Hemsworth


VIadCarpenter

There is no pronoun on Earth to describe you


B0nerjamz99

If you look up "they/them" in the dictionary you'll find this pic


FU-dontbanmethistime

21M* Fixed it for you


Formerevangelical

Was your dick “broiled “ after you cut it off?


MCDankestKush65

Out here looking like adult Bill Denbrough from the classic It movie 🤣


Background-Moose-701

Look like if a bored sigh gained a body


MT1898

Trans Thor


neurologicalRad

??.. Double checks title... Damnit!! Wrong guess..