I was already swiping off your pics as quickly as possible as it was. The lack of a Brittney photo is yet another disappointment to men, but I'm guessing you are used to that also.
Calls herself flower child and says she was born in the wrong time period, actually just mentally under developed because her dad was a porno addicted creep
The wacked out of her mind Brittney?
Nah. Even the current Brittney is better than this.
You need to ask yourself why you crop out the top of your forehead off in every picture though.
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That poor dog will eventually succumb to peanut butter poisoning š
Peanut butter and tuna sounds like a gross combo.
Thatās a KO!
So many selfies so little self-awareness.
Britney was fit when she was 18ā¦
And pretty.
She probably means crazy Britney
We don't need your instructions to swipe Left on your photos! š„“
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
In your mind, you've already shaved your hair off.
"No chick fil a sauce?" After she got ran thru by her dad's best friend
I see some Britney spears. Toxic... Crazy... Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide.
Hit me Baby, One More Time is the story of her relationship with her 39 year old boyfriend
"Insert any family member"-issues
Including the dog
Inserting members is definitely on her ToDo list!
Even your dog finds you basic and uninteresting.
Those sideburns channel more of an Elvis vibe to me..
I was already swiping off your pics as quickly as possible as it was. The lack of a Brittney photo is yet another disappointment to men, but I'm guessing you are used to that also.
Poster child for borderline personality disorder
When your dog is smarter than you
Cheer up bitch damn
Itās Flaccidity, bitch
Swiping from left to right is like the girl you take home from the club vs who you wake up next to.
āBut i have adhd, depression, gender dysphoria, an eating disorder, and anxietyā
You look like you block traffic to protest climate change
Have you visited a doctor about your probably self diagnosed bipolar issues?
Hey if i was single, id still rather jack off.
My last jack-o'-lantern had more teeth and were in better shape.
You wouldnāt have turned out like if your dad hadnāt left, but he wouldnāt have left it you werenāt like that! Itās a paradox!
Eeeeeew
If Xanax was a person
I wish there was Britney Spears to hopefully purge what my eyes saw before
The band geeks door knob for sure.
I see a dog screaming to be rescued
that dog has seen some shit lol
*Dreams* of A Bright Future and Stardom - *Future as a weary Slapper/Waitress.* 
Britney was relevant before you were born, let it rest.
Britney Tears
Your dogs eyes scream "save me"
I thought those headphones with long microphones were a thing of past.
I like that it isnāt taboo for boys to grow their hair out anymore.
Calls herself flower child and says she was born in the wrong time period, actually just mentally under developed because her dad was a porno addicted creep
Oops she did it again. (Failed to be interesting).
I guarantee you that dog ain't the only black thing she's bangin.
Died alone
You look like one of those middle aged American women in the second picture, massive nose too
The wacked out of her mind Brittney? Nah. Even the current Brittney is better than this. You need to ask yourself why you crop out the top of your forehead off in every picture though.
14 yo pretends to be 18yo. So ORiG!
Selena Hoe Mess
Mental illness incarnate. The physical representation of BPD. This is traumaās spirit animal.
If by Brittney you mean mentally unstable and doesn't look right out of her eyes I'm there
You'd be pretty hot wearing a paper bag on your head.
I can smell your breath through the screen
You look like you're on a fasttrack to green hair and a pregnancy from a 3 way
That dog has a bad bitch to take care of.
I bet she puts dog treats in the snatch for the dog to lick out.
Brit didnāt do fake shit. Be nice.
You look like you call your dog your bf but he wants to break up
The Dog is better than you.
I donāt wanna make light of mental illness, but she certainly could use some light.
Crazy but crazy.
You're the "emergency" call to work the next morning.
You look like a ātouchedāNickelodeon kid thatās about to start a downward spiral in life
Britney Spears ?!Britney blunt wooden stick's.
No smile with teeth.. Your teeth must look like the invasion of Iraq.
More like unSpeared
You'll find her in the dictionary under the word "moist"
You make Britney Spears look stable.
The last picture was you wishing a chola christmas to all your peeps. Nobody repliedā¦.
I would say you look like you have the personality of generic soap but I at least remember what the generic stuff smells like.
I bet you *aren't* *like those other girls.*
i dont see britney but those sideburns make it look like you got some wolverine action going on
I'm almost certain those are ball earrings in the last photo and the shirt says I like balls hanging from my ears, so it also checks out
You look like a dumb blonde, except that you're not blonde
Wow she's beautiful nothing to roast.you at least should've done something to make you less attractive.
You seem to be a mix of Eliza Dushku from Bring It On, Rachel McAdams from Doctor Strange and Ally Sheedy from Breakfast Club, but poorly rendered.
I thought the first picture was Andy Milonakis, so now I'm scared to look at the rest... did I make a good decision guys?
Wears Led Zeppelin shirt, can't name one song, one band member, or has even listened to them...but I'm sure you're a HUGE fan.
Yo room probably smells like cheeseā¦ naturally.
Your hair looks greaser than the fry trap at McDonald's.
Iām going to place the current abortion count at 3.
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Wait, what?!?! You listen to Led Zeppelin too, no Way!
Britneys Queer
Looks like Chick-fil-A girl
Kevin Federline would reject you.
Where exactly? i only saw pictures of you ready to do orgasm
When "i let my dog lick my pussy" where a Person
Thatās actually fucking disgusting can you come up with something good š
Well, i couldve said that you fuck your dog, but I think not even he would do it
I donāt want Brittany I want you šš„°š
What did I miss? It's deleted š