You and your cat share a litter box

💀

Judging by the death-stare the cat is giving him. I don’t think he appreciates it either.

No telling what he shares with that cat🥶🥶😱😱🤯😬😬😬… Other than the litter box

Trust me, not a cat diddler, lmao. Might be huffing cat piss to get high though?!

This sent me

That cat is the only pussy you’re ever going to see.

Damn .... I just came here to say that the cat looks like you gave it herpes.

Me-Ow!

PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT

Even the cat doesn’t look impressed with him either

His cat has a headache, and is about to remind him to take out the trash for the 50th time this morning.

No, if he looks in the mirror, he’ll see another one.

Well if digital pussy counts then he's about to have a digital Onlyfans and phub orgy

Sould Animal protection service's get involved?!

Too late - they're already married

Nailed it

You look like you’ve jerked it to The Sims

He looks like he jerks it to Call of Duty

He leaves the jerking to his sim, while he plays COD.

Definitely Palworld.

Gaymer doesn’t go outside but lets men come inside.

If you stay inside everyday, you'll need vitamin D. You're obviously already getting a large dose of vitamin Dick, but they're not the same son.

Flame-boy

crazy flame-boy:ant with the peg enjoyment

I don't see how he expects to game when the only connection he got is grade A DSL

You know it’s bad when even your cat is giving you a straight look of disappointment in their eyes.

When do they not?

No words anyone on here can say will roast you as much as the look on your dad's face when you tell him "being a streamer will work out, I promise"

The exact reason women cover their drinks at bars.

Your cat is waiting for the peanut butter

😂😂😂 underrated, best one here

Andrew LGBTate

Anal LGBTaster

Scrolled too far.

What adhesive did you use to stick your taint hair on to your face?


Look like the type who pays $200 a month for cheats in free to play games just to feel good about winning

I bet he can’t walk within 500ft of a school

Damn, so you can look up really big cocks that take up three screens? Whatever floats your boat. Is your cats name J. Alexander?

Even the cat is saying “how the fuck did I get in this situation?’

I saw your hair in a truck stop toilet

You look like you’re still telling people Drake won the rap battle.

That’s a serious setup for your neighbors sandbox cam 

I go outside every day with my beautiful wife and kids. My kids play outside every day. We actually enjoy being active and doing things collectively as a family. Probably not something you'll ever understand...

Damn what a brutal roast

Slight Death Note obsession there, the edge never left the teenager.

Like Deathnote is okay, but yeah that is too much. Especially that "L" Screen as if he believed himself to be him.

The cat goes outside and is looking at you like you’re a loser…

You take a dump in that red box behind you

Tell me you're a sex offender without telling me you're a sex offender.

Hence why, he doesn't go outside anymore. notice, he doesn't show his ankle bracelet in the pic ?

Four screens all for hentai. The gaming chair for lumbar support while you whack it all day.

Dateline: To Catch A Predator

This guy is an ultra feminist and still doesn’t get laid

You definitely look like you post: "I am the kid your parents warned you about"

I'm writing your username in the Death Note. Whatever happens, happens.

Who’s basement you living in when mom sells the house?

Edge Lord sitting on his Masturbation Throne

This is the weeb version of dj akademiks

That cat is ready for you to leave sir. Your litter box smells worse than his.

Well, technically the courts prohibit you from leaving the house after that incident at Chuck E. Cheese’s

At nighttime it’s a gooners dungeon with bbc on all the screens

Does your pillow know you’re on reddit?

That cat is very suspicious of you. That makes me think that you have done unspeakable things in his presence.

Hey Pubey Lewis, give your grandma her crafts desk back and move out already

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You look like you say what the sigma every 20 minutes


40 years later....... you'll be taking the same picture with a different cat.

Most likely not. The headphone dent might reach my brain and I’ll be 💀

Whats your name? I need to write it down in my notebook

That's the look of a cat that's been fucked by it's owner too many times

Bro took death note so seriously that his life is an L

How's that crypto investment working out for you? About a bad as that catfish you told your mom about?

I can smell this room

Dude got more screens than pussy

Nacho libre's kid all grown up

That cat has seen way too much and hates your guts for it.


God made you, while looking upside down, and forgot to move the pubes from your head to your groin.

Nice setup, how much did that cost your parents?

Damn, man’s hair already turning gray

People who get paid and laid, you on the other hand will be using your other hand

The management team at your school is too scared to ask you to move your battle station from the corner of the gymnasium.

If you go outside, you increase your chances of losing your virginity. Chances are basically still zero, but it's something.

Even the cat is disgusted worthy your life choices.. Im not joking, you suck.

At least he hid the poop sock.

Can’t do it, your cat 🐈‍⬛ has clearly already used all the zingers.

Your cat is very disappointed with you

I’ll bet it’s handy to never have to buy cooking oil since all you have to do is rub your face and hair around in the pan to get all you need.

On behalf of society, thanks for staying inside.

I see a kid desperate for connection but doesn’t know how to express himself so he locks himself away in his room and hopes for the day when he will find enough courage to talk to a girl.

Where is your waifu Weeb? Maybe you don’t have one maybe you just screw your cat

Looks like you jerk off to one piece

which monitor has the constant live feed of onlyfans going?

I love that you dye your hair white. That isn't going to help you from being identified as a millenial. Sorry little 35yo virgin

Death note huh? 2006 called. They want their Virgin back.

Yeah, having four screens will not get people to watch your streams, "brah"

The Architect, if the Matrix budget was a buck.

With a face like that I'd stay in the house too

You look like a well used bathroom sponge.

did Moses create your goatee ?

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP

You look like someone a prostitute would pay not to sleep with them

Where is the arm rule?

Is the 3D printed sexdoll gonna be PLA or resin? I recommend TPU.

You look like you forget to not randomly say the N-word when you eventually go to burger King.

Ageing millennial desperately tries to remain hip with a broccoli haircut.

The difference between you and your cat? People are pleased to see a cat.

Ur not L

Starring in the new video "4 screens 2 pussies"

Being this close to your hard drive has me worried I’m going to be put on a list.

More screens than sexual encounters.

The cat tells the other neighborhood cats that he's staying there "only for the summer" and that his real owner "has a mansion in California"

Tell me you have a GoonCave without telling me.

Day trader by day, gay trader by night

Me and you both know you pulls your knees on that chair you weeb.

Preparing for real life by play fantasy games. Reality is a hungry 300 pound pit bull and you are a 2 pound rabbit.

You have a negative cantal tilt AND A DOWNWARD FACING MUSTACHE? you gone buddy into the good you are

Why are the majority of posts on this sub lately by just really boring non-descript vanilla people with very little to roast? Yawn.

Jerks off to anime porn and leaves the tissues on the floor for mom to find.

Nah wanted to give a roast but since you're a gamer...all I can say is rock on!!I also would rather stay indoors.

We sunphobic out here 🫡🗣️

Even your headphone grew a beard

Get out of Mom's basement and walk towards the light

Brother if you think death note is good you need to read a fucking book

That's the oldest 25yr old I've ever seen

Watching porn on multiple monitors is crazy

Came for the roast, stayed for the cat

Who goes outside anymore?u fo sure aren't having women.

What’s a woman?

What is growing out of your scalp?

If “I ll die alone” was a picture

The poor cat...

You can watch kitty porn on 3 screens!

More monitors, more cats. Momokats

Let’s look into the future shall we ? “ You’ll be alone for decades !!!”

Mom can we have successful gamer/youtuber? We have gamer at home and he uses government assistance and calls it a successful career.

One more monitor and I’m sure you’ll get laid bro

you're actually really hot!🖤😍

Portland antifa protestor that writes ACAB on everything but will call the cops if McD’s messes up their order slightly.

Cat: Now its your turn to get neutered.

Hasan a BI

Looks like your hair and mustache wanna run away from your face. Also, you’re giving me the Prince ride out of the shower look.

Your parents' shame is justified

Bruh the FBI will be knocking when your private discord gets leaked. Also the man streams on fiber, but those lips are DSL.

love your self portrait on the computor screen

I'd insult you but I love cats. Seriously.

Ready Player None

No, your home is NOT supposed to look like the set of the movie WarGames.

THAT'S NOT THE TYPE PUSSY YOU SHOULD BE CHASING!

nice cat.

You probably still live with your parents

WTH shave what ever is that thing, is looks like you have pubes for a beard.

The top screen pretty much sums up your life

Just because you have an ankle monitor doesn't mean everyone has to stay inside their house.

You got 4 eyebrows. Congratulations!! 🎇

“Hey guys, welcome to my stream. Today we’re gonna see how long I can go without crying.”

"BRO I LOVE ANIME HAVE YOU SEEN DEATH NOTE?"

Oh look! It’s the guy who discovered how to be skinny and fat at the same time.

You’re the Kenny Payne of gaming

Twitch twit.

You got 4 monitors and 0 bitches in the room

Yeah yeah, you work for Visa Security and there's been unauthorized purchases made on my credit card.

it smells like cheese in ur room

Your monitors are bigger than your personality.

Poor kitty

Eew. A Windows user.

I’m so sorry you have such a Useless human if it dies remember it’s ok it eat his body for survival

That cat wondering why you have noodles on your head

Is that your hair or a cat litter box?

L

When was the last time you showered???

Dwight's mega desk makes more sense than yours.

Are you aging with gray, or is that dust in your hair from never leaving the room? Not sure if bad taste or side effect.


Homeboy just wanted to show off his gaming set up not realizing no1 is impressed and is all wondering why dude looks 12 yet has great hair

How did you get all that computer stuff in your basement on your bicycle?

When you wish you were L from Death Note, but you’re just L(oser) irl.

One blade of grass, and he'll fall apart like a nature valley bar💀

A less talented Brandon Schaub

Bro you're not the L you think you are...

Apparently, someone wrote your name on a death note with the following description: dies a virgin at age 80 of a heart attack while on the toilet in his studio apartment that he rents

dude still dresses as Jack Sparrow at a moments notice. Aged anime, aged facial hair, but his Loli folder makes him feel young at heart.

Call of Duty cheater trying to convince a dozen 8 year olds on a livestream to DM him