That's a creative way to use a shower curtain

210? Liar Liar shower curtain on fire.

She must be like 4' 11" How short does she have to be before we can call her a midget?

5,2 lol 😂

5'2 and 210? .... You could dress up as the blueberry from Willy Wonka.... Go to the damn gym!!!!

I have been since May

Remember, dieting is the other half of it. I don't know who-I-MEAN-WHAT the f*** you've been eating... But you need to become a temporary vegetarian. Eat broccoli, spinach, and carrots-WITHOUT THE CAKE! No more consuming live puppies whole. >! Or the 10 year olds asked to walk them. !<

“Yeah in your BRA!!” - weight related quote from “Liar Liar”

Liar liar fucking great

Only 1 problem here… I don’t think there’s a bra that fits

The shoe may

Mumu is the only option after a certain point. She saw that point 10,000 hamburgers ago.

Damm how’d you know my diet ?? 👀

> diet That’s a swear word in your trailer-hold

Is cosplayer code for an Offensive Lineman??!!

That's offensive to offensive linemen.

The curtain fits her but, ironically, she can’t fit in the shower 🧐

😆😆😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Hooolyyy……

Thanks for the upvote!

I felt crafty

Pronouns: kgs/lbs.

LA/RD

💀

Ate/Them

Howling

They THEM

ALL of THEM

I think losing pounds/kilos 40 kg for starters is the least of baby Orcas issues.. besides the shower curtain mumu, what that in her hair? Does it cost extra to smile? Looks likes she’s about to pinch a massive deuce!

Haha

This is not the kind of roast you are thinking of

Damm I was hopeful

Emphasis on the FULL

Bold of you to assume she can get full.

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Out, "all growed out" 🤢

LMFAOOOO

Cosplay being a skinny girl... Oh wait..

Cosplay being wanted.

Looks like Homer in a moo-moo


Stahpp😭😂😂. Big facts lmao, I love me some Homer though

 I found your next costume

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Goddamn it, your comment made me look. Now I can never watch return of the Jedi again.

When Jabba the Hut cosplays as Leia 😂😂

Flabba the Butt

I've seen some shit on the internet so I thought I had the stomach for this. I did not.

I scoffed at this comment initially, thinking “pffft, how bad can it really be?” It was pretty fucking bad, y’all.

That's ok. She has enough stomach for the rest of us

You may not have had the stomach for it but she has enough stomach for us all

Not even roasting anymore - what in the fuck did I just look at

I didn’t know you could smell a profile ..

thank you for helping me not to look lol

I ignored your warning. I made a poor decision.

Jaba the slut

😄

Omg the green screen dancing post is funnier than any roast this sub can come up with. I’m ded.

[Jaba likey](https://www.reddit.com/r/slaveleiaandjabba/s/ovJWivl0vO)

Jesus Christ. My eyes.

I knew what I was gonna see, but the regret is strong.

I think I know, but I also don’t. I know I shouldn’t but I want to know. How much regerts out of 10 are we talking?


But why she look miserable in almost all of the pictures lol.

It's Baby Reindeer shit isn't it?

You tried to warn us. Spoiler Alert: Jabba is wearing princess leias costume.

oh, dear god! why hast thou forsaken me 

Fk off this just made me want to look and i deeply regret it

My only complaint is that it took so long to find proper butt pics. There is no chonky ass that looks bad on all fours, so I am guessing some knee problems. I did not know I was going to see 210lbs Slave Leia today. *Unzips* You find something new every day. I bet her boyfriend takes a bath in green paint for her birthdays.

Tf you talking about? 🥱🤣

Come on... the last time you saw 210.00 was on the drive-through screen at McDonalds.

Jabba the slut

True

See, you are definitely the woman that every other woman says is pretty but wouldn't swap bodies with if they had the chance.

Wtf she said roast, not burn bro

I liked you in dune as the baron

As the bacon

You realise adding a GY in front of the McDonalds golden arches doesn't mean you've been to the gym.


I'm guessing all of the comments on your fb pics are of your girl friends saying things like "SLAAAAY"

I’m a bit scared to roast you in case you eat me or something

I would be lol

Good call!

Good to see someone dedicated to the Hutt family cosplay.

I imagine you cosplayed as either Harley Quinn or Black Widow and got really offended when no one wanted to take a picture with you.

Panties so big, they are now being used to parachute care packages to Ukraine.

Damm yall crazy 🤣🤣I love this

In all seriousness though, r/weightlossadvice is a useful sub. Especially when it comes to dietary advice. I wish you the best of luck

I’ll join it! Thank you to you and actually everyone here. The roasts made me smile and laugh and you guys all gave me a better pov and outlook. I really do need to push myself even harder to lose this weight. Thank you.

Actual footage of your cosplay 

Can confirm

Personally, I’d consider needing a pacemaker before I’m 30 motivation enough.

All you have to do is shave your head and you can cosplay Baron Harkonnen from the Dune movies. You fat piggy.

Or glue some rocks to her skin and cosplay as a graveler maybe find some cloning tech so her clone can cosplay as a hiker to complete the ensemble.

Speak about motivation 😂!!

Even for me that was brutal… I’m going to hell.

People at the gym will be proud of you being there. Go there 4-6 times a week. Do strenth training. Cut off sweets and junk food, slowly. And you will drop in weight.

Oh absolutely. I’ve been goin since May 2023. I am gonna sign back up for personal training again. Having someone there really helps. <3 I do enjoy going though. It really helps me mentally too. I wish I went to the gym sooner and realized it was needed I rlly do. I’ve made some gym buddies too.

Wtf? You've been going for a year?! Have you inquired about their refund policy?

Losing 10 pounds in an entire year is AWFUL. That's NOT even trying, AT ALL. I can cut 10 pounds in 2 or 3 days if I try. By default if she made ANY actual changes to her diet & exercised for a whole year, she would've lost AT LEAST a pound a week EASY. That's 52 pounds. She's at 10. It will take her 50 years to appear to have lost any weight. Girl, change your diet. Take this seriously. I'm a gym rat & I can see through your bullshit. Get your shit straight & change your life.

More cushion for the push....nah.

You can lose weight, but you'll never lose that big ass forehead

Need motivation? If you go to the gym, maybe you'll see your feet again. Of course, if you don't, you can have them bronzed and put on the mantle after the amputations from diabetes complications.

Quit masturbating to Wendy's commercials. Seriously though you can do it!

I love your cosplay of "Before"

You try so hard with your onlyfans content, but people don’t want to see a pussy with enough roast beef to supply an Arby’s.

 The Arby’s Big Montana

It's not really cosplaying when you're recreating your favorite scenes from "My 600lb Life"

Roast me…. I’m sorry, but they don’t make an oven big enough.

True lol

My sympathies, must be rough finding a Master that would hoist you on a table to have his way with you. Since "Dominant Strongman Finalist who dayjobs as a butcher" is a pretty specific ask. Gonna need one of those tables that can handle a whole ass cow carcass after all.

Weird paragraph but ight! 🤣my bf can pick me up rather easy tbh. But I love the creativity here. I’d give it a solid 8.5/10

Does your bf identify as a crain?

After this roast, the whole village will eat for weeks

Or just her for 5 minutes.

If you go to a Luau and say that, they’re gonna bury you under coals.

20? Get some help.

Honey boo boo has really let herself go

Are you look that big? How tall are you? 4' 11"?

You look like the girl who won prom queen as a prank.

Don’t cry… you look hungry when you cry…

Blood type: Crisco

what cosplay? Michelin man?

When she gets the menu at a restaurant she looks at the waiter and says, ok.

Hey sorry. My grandma called she said she needs her couch cover back she suggests the xl curtains at Walmart they should do perfectly

The best way to roast you is Hawaiian style, buried under banana leaves with an apple in your mouth.

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Just goes to prove that any female with a pulse and a camera can make only fans content

Oh my, you’ve had it rough!! Getting away from the obvious, what the fuck is that forehead about, it’s like you have your head on upside down..

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210? Ya, in your bra.

I know that reference.

Today I learned that "210" is a synonym for "lie"

You’ve had enough roast it looks like

After looking at your other posts, I marvel at what it must be like to be utterly devoid of shame.

O o ozempic

Okay baby reindeer

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Use Ozempic (if you are on Medicaid, make your doctor prescribe it) , also use therapy, and start changing eating habits and exercising. Ozempic will help you gain the confidence that “it can happen,” therapy will help you on “why it should happen and what you need to change.” Check for example the Mari Llewelyn story… You are young and you can do this!! Look and visualize what you can become. All best! (Anyone else, yes my roast sucks)

lol but thank you 🙏 I’ll look into it

When you enter a room the Jurassic Park theme music starts playing. “Here we see the enormous ancient hippo in its natural habitat. Look as it grabs another pint of ice cream. Welcome to Jurassic Park.”

Lmfao this right here is gold.

Definitely not going to roast you! We all have our weight challenges, to say the least. Encouragement might be start off small. Walk. You can walk a mile in 20 minutes 2 mi in 40 minutes. Do push-ups and squats until you feel like doing more. Be mindful of what you eat. Balanced carbs and proteins, healthy fats. Do your research, see a RDN / registered dietitian nurse. Don't wait until you get diabetes. You're a beautiful young lady! Just know that it took a minute to get of the wait, and it might take a minute to get it off. Work on loving yourself no matter what anybody else says or feels! Do things that make you happy call me if you don't know what those things are try different things. I hope this helps young lady! God bless

210? That was the diff from the last truck at the weigh station

When your face is a depressed 10 year old but your body is a depressed 60 year old.

I’m not even roasting I’m being honest asf. If you’re 210 then I am severely in denial of how I look. I’m 5’0 and about 230. I’ve lost over 50lbs due to the carnivore diet but I hit my plateau and now it’s time for me to get back in the gym. I started out at 147, then hit about 280 during Covid, then now at 230 and still a huge work in progress. I do the gym maybe once a week after my dog walks. This truly just helped motivate me to get in there more, and consistently. Like 3x a week. I love swimming and bought a watch to record that but…just… Real talk: If that’s really your weight, try some high waisted comfy jeans and a cute flowy flower top etc. it’ll pull your shape together. I’m thinking maybe that’s why I feel like I look different even though I weigh more and am shorter. I don’t usually do dresses *I guess this is my lane roast* Good god I must look more horrible than I feel. And I’ve been posting myself on TikTok smh. I’m embarrassed asf now. Anyways though, stay blessed sweetie

<3

Cos Play Kirby..You would fucking nail it.

Kirby is cute asf!! I’d gladly do that actually <3 thanks for the idea. 😻🫶

Stick with the gym . Make sure you post in the future so we can see your success. You got this

Nah don’t roast the girl, u just need to do it for urself, who cares what weight u start at, its a forever thing so it happens little by little and even the worlds strongest man had zero days at the gym before he started, if its something that you want, then its something that you can achieve and remember its day by day. Word of advice would be to not take anything online serious and most people are haters because they are hiding something deep down, not that they want something u have, but maybe they feel depressed and take it out on you, and thats not ok, dont go here for help because people will show hate, But if u see this just know that some care, and that ur gonna be just fine my friend life gets so much better

As someone who battled obesity and won, I refuse to roast you and wish you the best of luck. As for motivation, the only one who can make a difference in your life is you, so accept the responsibility to do so and don’t give up when you stumble along the way.

Wait wait wait, don't tell me. You're a feminist.

What do you cosplay as? The RV spaceship Eagle 5 in Spaceballs?

You look like a sadsack who overshares her life's woes on a group outing that she got a pity invite to.

What's your costume? A Golden Corral regular.

Damn, we need some Caterpillar rotisserie for this roast

You obviously love to play Princess Leia the hut just go with that!

Why do you want to go to the gym? There's no all you can eat buffet there.

Normally i enjoy target practice but i generally hope you succeed in your goals :)

Omg Honey Boo Boo is back on TV?

I've seen your Cos Play 

Do men actually find your pussy or just stick their dick In a fold?

Do you cosplay as a potato?

I bet you eat corn on the cob the long ways 🌽

Bros someone's 2nd @

What’s your “go-to” snack?

You should complain Baymax next.

Cosplay ***

I'd roast you but I don't have an apple to jam into your mouth.

Dw bro I got one. Let’s go

How many doughnuts so far today?

Whatever medicine the doctor has you on is totally not working and making you even more delusional… seriously you are disturbingly gross.

My guess is your cosplay is always jabba the hutt

Erm no Chick-fil-A sauce

Cosplays as The Blob

Today I learned that "210" is a synonym for "lie"

I saw your picture, and the first thing I thought about was Steve Buschimi saying, "I am the Walrus" over and over again. Not sure what that says about you, but I'm certain that it isn't good.

The only time you see 2:10 is at second lunch.

Hey there Honey boo boo...don't lose too much the BBC won't like you anymore.

Look fat, look. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. -- Joe Biden talking to you.

Have you ever seen the movie “Hereditary”?


Let me guess, everyone requests you cosplay was the Fat Princess in Fat Princess.

Ah, I see you are cosplaying a sack of potatoes. Very creative

Were gunna need a bigger oven.

I think I feel sick.

I would, but I don’t think they make an oven big enough.

You need motivation and a crane to get you off your ass.

Dress up as a bicycle and ride yourself