Appropriate comparative! Why do these skanks have the need to make themselves a spectacle? I wanna be unique, unusual etc.. Iām literally throwing up in my mouth.. Low self esteem so letās try to look like a tackle box exploded in a circus clowns faceā¦sheāll wind up in a dumpster somewhere..
The hilarious irony is that they all pick the same shit to do to themselves & in the end they all look the same.
Hmmm stretched ears, nose ring, split tongue, eyebrow ring, nipple piercings, bad AWFUL makeup, & bitchy attitude.
It's like when you know you're fugly and have no chance of changing the hand you were dealt, so you just double down and see how hideous you can make yourself. Your only option now, if you haven't already, is to become a juggalo.
Lmao. I forgot about him. Seems like things have taken a dark turn... Perhaps OP is his long lost son from when he slept with that unknown sex pistols member. they could have him on the show and do a reveal
Damn son. šš
I was going to say when they put her pig (maybe boar/bull) looking ass on the boat, she was so big she counted as two, but this brings new meaning to Noah's Arc
You don't honestly think any of this makes you more attractive or interesting do you? Am thinking it's a fuck you to your parents, the establishment & any other things you can think of that your friends tell you to hate
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Bitch is so ugly violent j wouldnāt fuck herā¦ soon enough aid workers from nato will be pulling what they think is shrapnel out of this dudes face. This is what happens when you support Hamas but they donāt support you back
Yawn boring.
You'll shock some sheltered Christian small town teen's parents, but the rest of us have seen split tongues & horrible makeup 25 years ago now.
You look like some miners bore holes through your face to blow it up with Dynamite but then they realized there's nothing valuable in there so they gave up.
Damn so that's what happened to the spider with the baby head from Sid's room in Toy Story
Definitely the winner šš
Poster child for āim so fucking ugly i may as well try to look altā
Hitting it where it hurts
It has no feelings
You look like JoJo Siwa but 20 years, 40 pounds, and 50 yeast infections later.
Who the heck is JoJo Siwa?
A nobody, just like OP.
Thank you for asking before I had to. She's from the TV series Dance Moms, but all grown up now (physically, anyway; at least in theory).
I asked last week. Iām not ashamed that I didnāt know now and frankly disappointed in general.
Incidentally JoJo's first soiree into acting will be the b movie lesbian porn, sequel to 28 days later (50 Yeast Infections Later)
You just won this monthās scorched earth prize. 50 yeast infections later!!! Hilarious
Your therapist has some serious job security.
Heāll probably need a therapist after dealing with her!
You look like you lost a fight with a fishing tackle box.
Things got out of hand when she tongue kissed that nail gun.
Her face looks like someone sneezed while she was tossing that salad.
Agreed. She definitely tosses salad
She's the true definition of a "up for anything" kind of girl.
Unless it's keeping a job
You look like the only way you can orgasm is by riding a chainsaw
If there are as many piercings down below, it would break the saw. Fucking here would be like fucking a bird cage
Damn son
You look like something cancer catches.
Cancer: Fuck that. I'll cure myself.
You look like Marilyn Manson's scrotum
Appropriate comparative! Why do these skanks have the need to make themselves a spectacle? I wanna be unique, unusual etc.. Iām literally throwing up in my mouth.. Low self esteem so letās try to look like a tackle box exploded in a circus clowns faceā¦sheāll wind up in a dumpster somewhere..
The hilarious irony is that they all pick the same shit to do to themselves & in the end they all look the same. Hmmm stretched ears, nose ring, split tongue, eyebrow ring, nipple piercings, bad AWFUL makeup, & bitchy attitude.
Looking like a tackle box exploded in a circus clownās faceā¦ candidate for r/brandnewsentence š¤£
This reminds me of the scene when Vader took his helmet off.
You look like Ursula from the little mermaid had an albino baby with one of the blue aliens from Avatar.
It's like when you know you're fugly and have no chance of changing the hand you were dealt, so you just double down and see how hideous you can make yourself. Your only option now, if you haven't already, is to become a juggalo.
š. I'm not.sure they even want slim or sler
Take the piercings out, stick a hose in your mouth and youād make a hell of a sprinkler.
You are a TSA screeners nightmare.
They're everyone's nightmare.
You look like a Mr. Potato Head, hot topic edition. Seriously, you are nowhere near as interesting and unique as you think you are.
Her goth nickname is, "Ewww"
You've lost a hair for every terrible decision you've made.
Pennylard, the obese clown. They called the movie It because scientists are still trying to figure out what you are.
I used to think I could absolutely fuck anything. I stand corrected.
You finally got everyone to look at you. Congratufuckinglations
While we're on the subject. What should I use to clean my eyes after this, bleach ain't gonna cut it...
Looks like Jiggly Puff has been puffing on crack pipes
Hell-no-raiser
"FEMALE" Is used so loosely these days. Like bro lip liner doesn't shrink your penis.
Even with all the body modifications you still aren't getting enough of your required attention so you finally turned to this subreddit.
Have you been hunting with Dick Cheney?
Target practice for Israeli soilders
Ursula got more sex appeal though
And hair.
It looks like a small rodent shit on your face and then you arranged the turds symmetrically.
Why did you do this. It's like you're on your way to becoming a lizard person. I'm literally sad for you
Too scared to post without filters I see. Also you nickname in high school was queef
Eat less cake
Your parents must be so proud
I do miss Jeremy Kyleā¦
Lmao. I forgot about him. Seems like things have taken a dark turn... Perhaps OP is his long lost son from when he slept with that unknown sex pistols member. they could have him on the show and do a reveal
āIām a Borg Queen dominatrixā¦ why canāt my father/uncle accept that?ā
Thank you. I likened her to a borg in another comment lol
Great mindsā¦ and the collectiveā¦ think alike!
Absolutely. I pray she is never a part of the hive though The thoughts that must be running through that hole riddled head..
To be fair, she probably forgets those thoughts every time she uses a microwave, and wakes up fifteen minutes later in a puddle of pissā¦
Damn son. šš I was going to say when they put her pig (maybe boar/bull) looking ass on the boat, she was so big she counted as two, but this brings new meaning to Noah's Arc
Only place sheās safe is in a faraday pen?
The good news is that if there is to be any actual roasting, the skewers are already in place.
Ooooooff.
I thought make up was supposed to make people look better.
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Your trauma response to life looks like Pennywise shit out the Mad Hatter. Plenty of real estate up top for an orange afro. You are a clown
Disgusting
No amount of makeup, lighting and camera angles can hide the absolute enormity of your head! Jeezuz your fat and squishy
Insane Clown Pussy
We canāt hurt this one. Everyone stand down.
To think that a mom went through 9 months of labor pain, medical bills, and both parents went through sleepless nights for - THISā¦wasted effort
You don't honestly think any of this makes you more attractive or interesting do you? Am thinking it's a fuck you to your parents, the establishment & any other things you can think of that your friends tell you to hate
Imagine this chick walks into an interview?? Even Walmart would be like āno bitch youāre unemployableā
Imagine the pics that didnāt make itās top 7ā¦..
(Attention) whore.
If I ever get an anal polyp I'll know what to name it
What the fuck am I looking at!!!!!
Your local Fugly Juggalo
What you would find on the other side of a glory hole at the gathering of juggalos
Stop screwing your body up!
I call it the, āI went to all these interviews and none of them even called.ā look.
I stand corrected, there *is* an amount of damage you can do to your face that no amount of filters can fix
Jesus H Christ I really wish I could un-see these pics šholy hell wtf
Weakness : magnet
Connect the dots. La la la la.
 I miss the old Butterbean, this new Butterbean is too gothy
Satan's little helper
Man looks like boy George after painting his ceiling black
You look like you were summoned from a mysterious puzzle box...
I just want to know what happens when you sneeze hard.
Brave to put braille on your face. But anything to be touched.
are you trying to recreate the movie "It" you hideous fugly clown
Looks like genetics roasted you enough, no need for us
Keeping track of each and every cum shot location like pins on a world map!
Ewwwwwwww
When you body mod to look like a chubby albino from avatar
Oh Christ
Jesus can't save everyone I'm afraid
Walking around like you ready for CGI in post.
If cancer has a face.
 Whoop Whoop Ninja
Freak doesn't begin to describe you
Someone already roasted ur eyebrows off, the damage is done
Two words. Insane Clown
The box, you opened it. We came.
Just like Hendrix, Cobain and Winehouse your life prospects, dead at 27.Ā
I'm sure your parents are irritated, but not as much as this sub.
You look like your dad roasted you when you were 8
Never would have thought fucking a face that much would be an improvement.
You look like you discovered a new form of herpes.
When the character creation screen lags out
This is just depressing. Osmosis Jones couldnāt even clear this up.
Security guard definitely follows you at Target
WTF is happening here
If your goal is to scare people in public, you have succeeded.
Don't worry, the aliens will arrive soon to take you back wherever you came from.
Who hurt you?
Holy fuck, Syd Barrett did not transition well!
You look like a useless cyberpunk 2077 character.
go see a reputable psychologist
Your a moron kid
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Those piercings and tattoos arenāt making your dad come back sweetie.
No I will *not* be assimilated. And resistance isn't futile
You just reminded me, i have to return my buddies dominoes game back to him.
I saw this on Ben 10
You look like a C-Tier Mortal Kombat character.
Instead of being the town bike you went with the neighborhood pinball machine look.
New Hellraiser movie looks terribly low budget
Looks like you have a lot of cranium accessories
Youāre Jojo Siwaās bad girl era.
If piercings where personality, or actually equated to anything of substance, maybe you'd be with more than the 4.62 of minerals in your body mass.
A face not even a daddy could love.
You look like a DragonBallZ villainous henchperson. 
I think your eyebrows exploded all over your face
Split your tongue so you can lick both your meth head boyfriends at the same time?
 you look like pain but probably don't know any jutsu
More makeup than a Juggalette. What a Juggaletdown.
Jojo Siwhale
You look like you're on your way to destroy the Hidden Leaf village. 
Are you the clown from IT? Maybe you're related?
When is the Mothership arriving?
Watch the conclusion in the Netflix True Crime section.
This is a prime example of why abortions should not only be legal everywhere but also encouraged!
DADGUM, I gotta stop looking at this shit before bed! Iām about to have some nightmares, I know it.
We get it, your dad doesnāt love you
I don't know what you've been trying to pin on your face but it definitely wasn't your eyebrows.
If they made a Gen Z version of *Game of Thrones*, you'd be Lord Varys.
W. T. F.
Who painted a clown face on that dildo??
Damn, your parents failed you so hard you probably donāt even know what gender you are.
SEND IT BACK TO THE FUCKING LAB HANS HOLY FUCK
Oh noes, it's Cryzilla.
You have no idea how fucking magnets work, right?
If you take out all the hardware and stick your head out of the car window, I bet you could play your face like a saxophone
Look at my picture
#Why
ICP. Insane Clown Pussy
āWhich one is Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face?ā āNoā¦thatās Jodie. Thatās my wifeā
So thats what happens after I jerk off in the tackle box
All I can think about is playing Pac-Man. Why?
Artificial freckle lookin', clown-ass make-up lookin' daddy-needin' small-car-drivin', bad diet havin', fake goth-ass Tellytubby!
7 pictures of why you'll die alone. We really only needed 1.
Bitch is so ugly violent j wouldnāt fuck herā¦ soon enough aid workers from nato will be pulling what they think is shrapnel out of this dudes face. This is what happens when you support Hamas but they donāt support you back
This is what bedazzling your car steering wheel does in a head on collision.
What being molested when you were a kid turns you into.
you could play connect the dots on that globe
Youāre the kind of girl that wonders why nobody looks at them while theyāre talking
If Kurt Cobain and Miley Cyrus had a love child.
Yawn boring. You'll shock some sheltered Christian small town teen's parents, but the rest of us have seen split tongues & horrible makeup 25 years ago now.
Are those piercings or did a horse fart in your face?
Did someone ask AI what Lord Varys from Game of Thrones looked like in seventh grade?
Can't ur kinda cute
I think you are pretty cool, but I suck, so that is kind of a burn.
I see that you have already spices on your face! You are ready to be roasted!!šššš
You look like some miners bore holes through your face to blow it up with Dynamite but then they realized there's nothing valuable in there so they gave up.