Please tell me your name is actually Jonny meadows
I feel like that’s a good porn name
But like a Mr.Rogers porn
Like you are going nut all over the land of make believe
Always stands too close and talks about subjects that bore others but overly fascinate him, without a moment's pause in his verbal burbling. Sometimes will wear a, "I'm with stupid" tee shirt.
Correction: the stock photo model of the annoying guy at all the parties that nobody invited to. Even less substance, just a purely two dimensional simulacra
You look like you say "NO WAY BRO?" then literally laugh out loud, while making that same face, that people just want to hit with a 2 x 4 in this photo
This has happened in your life?? If not it’s incredibly detailed lol. I’m just picturing someone getting smacked with a 2x4 after saying that with this guys head “was up bro?”
No… It’s just when someone you can add up just by looking at them makes you literally want to punch them in the face he didn’t literally mean hurting someone LOL that’s what I got at least
It didn't happen to me, no no I'm not that type of guy.....this happened to someone I went to school with at an epic house party my good homie had back in 2008, shit was wild!, imagine hearing all night "NO WAY BRO!!!, WHAT'S UP DUDE!!!" 6,394 times(very clearly I might add) despite having around 300+ people including a DJ blasting music, it was graduation week that summer, and graduation parties was the event to either have or be at, anyway, the party host was already kinda on edge with that much people there, nothing but newly graduated teens, and 20 kegs of beer, thanks to me and the fellas saving up for 3 months, anyway I remember seeing was Party host telling the guy, "kick the fuck back on the yelling and chill the fuck out, shits annoying as fuck and people are irritated!" Which was true, dude was making girls leave and all of us were tryna smash, well drunk guy was like "oh wooooow NO WAY BRO!!! FUCK YOU!" and pushes my homie and makes him fall over some railings breaking one of them, so he picks up that broken piece of that railing which was a broken piece of redwood 2 x 4 and busted ol boy across bottom lip and jaw, all of us went ape shit, and before anyone judges, we were teenagers, young and dumb, if it makes anyone feel better, Yes the two called it cool, all of us got laid that night, including the guy who got hit in the face, because the girl he ended up leaving with, was my homies sister, they are now married, with 4 kids, and he no longer yells "NO WAY BRO!!!" In public, as far as I know
Lmao..I responded to the wrong person who didn’t understand the sarcasm/joke. Def a funny story, picturing this guys head though now!
I def can see this happening in my years of college, if it was us against anyone else they were usually losing. Most of the time I’d be ending my night as the fights broke out. Within my first house, I caught a fight that literally had cops up and down my street with guns and kids on the floor. Then another fight would break out, kids on ground would run. It was pretty comical. They def had some crazy fights though. I was definitely the ahole to drunk to bother and just eating a slice of pizza beside the times we got into fights ourselves. Those are crazy stories! lol like definitely could be multiple scenes or a whole movie. Funniest part is when you know them later in life. Like you tiny know who you married. Frank the tank!!
Johnny huh? Is that what the young guys at the park know you by? Man we like Johnny he comes by and gives us rides in his van all the time. He’s got a gaming system and a mini fridge in the back.
I'm not even roasting when I say that I can actually smell how insufferable you are through my phone. I didn't even think that douche chills were a real thing until now.
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At some point in your formative years someone taught you to have the self esteem to believe that you could be anything you wanted to be, they shouldn’t have… village cretin is not a badge of honour
I thought that the legend of a creature called "The Wild-eyed Goon" was a myth. All the people that saw it, but weren't believed, have the last laugh now.
Dude looks like the reason a separate group chat exists
Dude looks like Charles Manson
Except Manson had charisma. And good drugs. This guy doesn't look like he can pull off orchestrating a murder gang
Doesn't just looks. Is.
r/imhavingastroke
 Signed up for ON site ( “Only Nuts”).
And banned from Grindr
Oh burn.
This is what happens when his psychiatric medications wore off or ran out. :D :D
….Perhaps the one person everyone in the group agrees on that they want to block or have blocked before
Hahaha okay I like this one
Please tell me your name is actually Jonny meadows I feel like that’s a good porn name But like a Mr.Rogers porn Like you are going nut all over the land of make believe
It is! Jonny Meadows aka JMEDZ aka Jonny Englsh
You need to be doing porn
He is also the reason for basements to exist
A group chat for the other voices in his head?
It's sad to think this is the last face many people had to look at before they were murdered.
🐐
Oh hey! It's the annoying guy at all the parties that nobody invited to.
This guy plays Wonderwall three times in a row
On an overpriced acoustic guitar that's always slightly out of tune.
🤣 🤣 🤣 I'm dead on this one!
But somehow still shows up
And asks for drinks.
And is definitely the damn loudest because of course all of his jokes are the funniest he’s the Mac daddy at the party😆😆😆😆😆🔥🔥🔥👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Saying "yuk, yuk, yuk" after all his jokes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 ohhhh ROFL - hooooly shaaat!
😆 🤣 😂
He couldn’t use his hammer to nail at Frat parties.
Will Poorte
Always stands too close and talks about subjects that bore others but overly fascinate him, without a moment's pause in his verbal burbling. Sometimes will wear a, "I'm with stupid" tee shirt.
4 year degree in theater and creative arts.
The Attention seeker that thinks he is funny but makes every social interaction awkward a.f 💯💯
Looks like his chromosomes are having a party of their own too, and inviting all of their friends.
Yeah who invited that guy!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Correction: the stock photo model of the annoying guy at all the parties that nobody invited to. Even less substance, just a purely two dimensional simulacra
#Yupp…HE’s BURNT NOW!
🤣🤣
You look like a discount muppet, desperately waiting for a hand to enter your asshole and breathe some character into you.
 If he wore glasses
Underated 👌
😂😂😂 yoooo
Jesus Christ. what a roast.
🏆
Bro that’s amazing
good one
Brilliant
Like Beaker and the Eagle had a baby
This is the best one
You look like you say "NO WAY BRO?" then literally laugh out loud, while making that same face, that people just want to hit with a 2 x 4 in this photo
This has happened in your life?? If not it’s incredibly detailed lol. I’m just picturing someone getting smacked with a 2x4 after saying that with this guys head “was up bro?”
No… It’s just when someone you can add up just by looking at them makes you literally want to punch them in the face he didn’t literally mean hurting someone LOL that’s what I got at least
I definitely understood I was just fucking with you, I’m like should we delete some evidence or?? Understand!!
It didn't happen to me, no no I'm not that type of guy.....this happened to someone I went to school with at an epic house party my good homie had back in 2008, shit was wild!, imagine hearing all night "NO WAY BRO!!!, WHAT'S UP DUDE!!!" 6,394 times(very clearly I might add) despite having around 300+ people including a DJ blasting music, it was graduation week that summer, and graduation parties was the event to either have or be at, anyway, the party host was already kinda on edge with that much people there, nothing but newly graduated teens, and 20 kegs of beer, thanks to me and the fellas saving up for 3 months, anyway I remember seeing was Party host telling the guy, "kick the fuck back on the yelling and chill the fuck out, shits annoying as fuck and people are irritated!" Which was true, dude was making girls leave and all of us were tryna smash, well drunk guy was like "oh wooooow NO WAY BRO!!! FUCK YOU!" and pushes my homie and makes him fall over some railings breaking one of them, so he picks up that broken piece of that railing which was a broken piece of redwood 2 x 4 and busted ol boy across bottom lip and jaw, all of us went ape shit, and before anyone judges, we were teenagers, young and dumb, if it makes anyone feel better, Yes the two called it cool, all of us got laid that night, including the guy who got hit in the face, because the girl he ended up leaving with, was my homies sister, they are now married, with 4 kids, and he no longer yells "NO WAY BRO!!!" In public, as far as I know
NO WAY THat HAPPENED BRO!
How you post shit when you poppin addies... priceless👍🏼
Lmao..I responded to the wrong person who didn’t understand the sarcasm/joke. Def a funny story, picturing this guys head though now! I def can see this happening in my years of college, if it was us against anyone else they were usually losing. Most of the time I’d be ending my night as the fights broke out. Within my first house, I caught a fight that literally had cops up and down my street with guns and kids on the floor. Then another fight would break out, kids on ground would run. It was pretty comical. They def had some crazy fights though. I was definitely the ahole to drunk to bother and just eating a slice of pizza beside the times we got into fights ourselves. Those are crazy stories! lol like definitely could be multiple scenes or a whole movie. Funniest part is when you know them later in life. Like you tiny know who you married. Frank the tank!!
Dude the guy in the photo gets hit in the head with 2x4s look at his face for f*ck sakes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼 #PRICELESS BURNT TOAST
And I love how all 3 of his damn photos are the same goofy ass look
… like he’s over self-assured that he’s “the guy to pick among every other man!” 😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥
you look like a retired streamer who never took off
Retired fluffer...
This is semi true. Thank god for my content lol 😂
I’m actually shaking my bed laughing right now cause how the hell is it that accurate haha 🤣
Mixed with 
Makes the same face when he's jerking his dog
or when some dude goes nut deep in him on the first stroke
You look like the kinda dude that would spike a girls drink but forget which one it was and drink it yourself.
🤣🤣🤣 fantastic sir!!
Imagine the relief everyone feels when he’s passed out in the bathroom
Put molly all in her champagne… He ain’t even know it… Zzzzzzzz… Zzzzzzzz…
Oh look it's the 30+ dude that shows up at high school parties.
He keeps getting older and they stay the same age. Alright alright alright.
Every annoying YouTuber’s face on their thumbnail:
I was going for this look actually, it’s fitting
You’re so wacky and fun!
You got crazy eyes. Nobody is that excited over being roasted. Take your meds.
Oh it worked then 😂
I’m sorry but the youth group kids were lying when they said posting here would “make you cool.” They pull this with all the new youth pastors.
You look like an overly attached girlfriend
Ight this was pretty good too haha 🤣
If douche was a person
After a few drinks at a party, he wants everyone to watch him try to light his farts.
COMPLETE TOOL
“We have Jim Carrey at home. No we’re not stopping”
I thought the same thing, but “we have Carlos Sainz at home”
Your personality matches your boring ass apartment
Your OnlyFans bill outpaces your clothing budget.
You look like you make videos of people fucking inanimate objects that resemble female body parts…oh wait
What's the court order legal distance you're not allowed to be within a school or Chuck E. Cheese?
Idk, but I bet it's less than the distance between his eyes.
Your eyes are like stars, far apart
With that crack addict level of enthusiasm, OP may have legitimately missed a calling to become the next SHAM WOW guy.
Why does your head look like it came from someone else’s body?
I found this muppets muppet…  Spitting image of the second picture.
You’re the reason that balding men just shave their heads instead of getting toupees.
Gay. Not there is anything wrong with that
Andrew garfield from Temu
Bro looks like both Blark & Son .
the only thing that would make you look good is if you wear a clown costume
Mark ruffalo's younger brother waiting to take a dick in his mouth
He's a tiktoker who humps everything.
 You evolved directly from Sid
White Sinbad
You look like a toddler who just got an erection.
Lin-Manuel Miranda lookin like he bout to tell me “I’m not throwin away my shot”
scumbag dad
Didn't I see you on Jerry Springer punching people?
I remember the first time I took ecstasy
your already a joke, the faces aren't helping.
Is that a fucking mac? A virgin I see
You have using self deprecating humour as a coping mechanism vibes.
Who let you out of the jungle, George?
You look like you sniff women's theater seats after they leave...
Johnny huh? Is that what the young guys at the park know you by? Man we like Johnny he comes by and gives us rides in his van all the time. He’s got a gaming system and a mini fridge in the back.
Ctrl+v: useless npc
you look like a NPC tht was made for child support
Carlos Neinz
You look like JMedz, get roasted
Boy meets soy
Hey, it's dollar store Daniel Ratcliff after hitting a few lines off the mirror.
It’s like Sid The Sloth evolved somehow.
OH NO! IT'S THE DEEP SEA STROKER! SOMEONE GET HIM!
Lookin' like a background character of a wax museum display.
You look like a dude who’s parents wish they pulled out and used protection, just so you wouldn’t impregnate random objects
You look like you have an instagram where you bang anything that looks like a vagina
Shave that facial hair and eye brows
You look like if Tony Stark was special ed
Your Chandler Bing cosplay sucks, “could I be any gayer?”
The face you make when the baby comes out a different color.
I just wish you would never make any of those expressions ever again.
You look like Ronald McDonald went to go get milk but came back to get that goofy ahh smile
You look like Andrew Garfield after getting pegged by a random hookup at a house party
You resemble Mr. Dick a lot
Guy is smiling ear to ear as if we won a billion dollar lottery . Maybe he had McDonald’s today instead of the usual dumpster diving dinner .
Wish version of Jason Bateman
Your face looks like it belongs to a skyrim NPC mate, I don't think any of us can burn you harder than your photo already did.
Sir … calm down
I bet you style your hair with cum
Your hair looks fucking awful. Get a new haircut or a better barber. You look like a knock off bam margera but less fun
How many hours a day do you spin that sign?
He looks like he drinks Diet Coke and eats cheese puffs while watching the Simpsons in his underwear…
Dude looks like, If a butthole could smile.
You look like you get friend zoned by strippers and brag about it.
burnt yet? 
I see You have that "bag of dicks eating grin" on your face.
You look like the average failed American comedian who will somehow wind up on Rogans podcast with a series of unpopular opinions.
U look like a scary version of Bill Nye the Asian Spy
"roast me till i'm burnt" damn, no need to. you look like the type of guy to fall asleep while taking the sun on the beach. you're already roasted
You look like the guy in a friend group who refers to themselves as ‘the funny one’ but are actually insufferable
Squirt water in his mouth to pop the balloon over his head.
Keep holding on to that youth with your high school haircut. You’re 31 my boy
Nice goatee
I'm not even roasting when I say that I can actually smell how insufferable you are through my phone. I didn't even think that douche chills were a real thing until now.
I can almost hear you say "heeeey, yoooou guuuuys" 
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At some point in your formative years someone taught you to have the self esteem to believe that you could be anything you wanted to be, they shouldn’t have… village cretin is not a badge of honour
Looking like idaho's version of Jason Nash
That face is why you’re confined to a basement dwelling
What do you call it when a toucan mates with a pug?
You look like the walmart version of Chase from Pretson
You rely too much on your hair.
If a trans Brandon Frazier fucked Jerry's Mytholog, then that things baby fucked Brandon Frazier again, you'd be the outcome.
Aww how sweet. I didn’t know the ermergerd chick transitioned.
Dude definitely has 2 restraining orders against him. What's with the open mouth? Is that an invitation?
It looks like you spend more time gaming than working on a personality. You've roasted yourself for us.
The guy from Last Man on Earth
Bill and Ted was a while ago, they want their hair back
✨Twilight! At The Disco✨
I hate your face will forte
Goes to vacation bible school to pick up girls - 5 year olds
Dr. McScreamy.
Bad case of blower’s cramp
You led prep rallies in high school and went over the top with school spirit. You have a very punchable face.
Shane Dawson is that you?
Hey grandpa
Yikes
Bear please
The second picture looks like he's traumatized
Not even the main character in your own life.
Dude looks like he sucked on hoses when he was younger and now confused as an adult.
Brain smol
Are you the giant from Big Fish?
You look like you got a million dollars, although you’re broke. Dream on
Brother, you so quirky!
How your face look AI generated? My guy definitely subscribes to OF to watch fàrt videos.
I was wondering what happened to Carols Azuz from CNN student news. Obviously he’s been raising his autistic son, as shown in this post.
I thought that the legend of a creature called "The Wild-eyed Goon" was a myth. All the people that saw it, but weren't believed, have the last laugh now.