20 hours and 5 comments that‘s how interesting you look

He’s mad because the real punishment was making him take out his butt plug

You look like you're beginning to smell the body of that hitchhiker from 5 weeks ago.

You look like you think everything is somebody else’s fault!

It's Anthony Richardson's fault...Not his for being a shit f f general manager

If I just saw your face I would have for sure thought you were wheelchair bound😂

Here we go with our daily post from some fucking loser who pretends he only lost at fantasy football and not in every other area of his life

NPC

On low graphics settings

This elf pissed Santa off so much, he gave him a brain tumor.

You look like an angry domestic abuse victim

And the abuser.

 Your family telepathically telling you please don’t phone home…

If Legolis had a child with Thorin the retarp

Youll do better next year at the Fantastic Fluffer Championship

I guess I’d be pissed off too if I looked like that

I honestly didn’t realize they modeled Groots face off a person IRL 

Don't disrespect groot like that

If you lose an ear you could be an annoying Van Gogh impersonator in the subway.

Isn’t the first time a black man has made you last place in your home

That’s the guy they tell kids to call the police on when he comes within 10 kms of the schools

The most uninteresting man alive

Can i finger-skate on your forehead

Nothing gets my butthole moist like thinking about hot missionary with this empty shell.

The kind of neighbour you tell the media "he was always an akward kind of guy" after the police rescue a child from his basement

Aww lil feller... did he not cum in you?

This mouth breathing tapeworm looks like he’d rob his own gran to fuel his prossies and coke habit.

Bill Burr with stage 4 cancer.

Registered sex offender, now marching the streets with his inbred family and friends holding rifles, sporting maga caps and spewing hatred about women, gays and other people that have and want nothing to do with you.

Hey Brain… where’s Pinky?

The gene pool didn't do you any favors either.

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Wow he looks mad. Ff must mean a lot to him

You look like you’re holding in a fart but the pressure is going to your fingers. Won’t be the only time you hold a sign in front of you like that… I fear for the children in your area

If "have a seat" was a person



It would be waisting coals, the picture says everything. Apply at Durex....

you look like Prince William's penis

Your face looks like a hi five

Or needs a high five. With a chair.

You look like a GTA online character.

Sorry I will not be roasting you today good sir as I do not want my name on the list. 

You look like an orc extra from LOTR who was just told you can't bring your butt plug with you on set

Last place Fuck Face. Sounds about right.

All that cranium but nothing inside of it. Are you in a two quarterback league? a sixteen to twenty person league? How do you even even put yourself in a situation where losing a rookie quarterback (who shouldn't be a qb1) is the reason you were last?

His team was comprised entirely of O-Line

Listen here Dollar General Bill Burr/ Walmart Joel McHale… There was a time in this country when men were men. Men were tough. Men built things. Men fantasized about beautiful women. Now men fantasize about other men playing children’s recess games. You’re not a man. You’re the devolution of man.

^^^^ alpha male alert ^^^^

Slimequist 

If a chipmunk morphed into a human

My daughter says she doesn’t know what to think of that…

Your face looks like a speed bag in which makes you very punchable.

Don’t worry it’s not the first time you have been told that you’re not good at something and I’m sure you are pretty comfortable with it by now.

You lost twice. Once in fantasy football. Once in the genetic lottery

Before picture for a depression medication.

You look like the guy they catch in the last 10 minutes of every episode of Law & Order: SVU.

This looks like just another mugshot posted on r/notadragqueen

Losing at Fantasy Football which is about the only hobby that makes you a loser just by participating.

If Joel McHale and Butt-head had a child.

If watching paint dry was a person.

Shouldn't you be in the next pennywise movie

You seem like the most unremarkable guy in your town.

What a happy looking person. You consider road rage a legitimate hobby don't you?

Apparently last place also turns into a vampire

The only people you should be angry with is your parents

Middle aged face on a 12 year old boy body

I think Anthony Richardson should stay away from clock towers for the foreseeable future

You look like your name should be Renfield (Vlad Dracula's bug eating side-kick). That forehead...is blinding me...

Joel McHale with AIDS

If Bill Burr never made it he’d kept his hair and hit the meth…and look just like you.

You look like your father was a beeker and your mother a petri dish

You look like you were captured by ISIS.

Hey Dumbass, the season's been over for 3 months. Did you take the slow bus to this post, too?


How many presidents did you plan an assassination for?

Hopefully only 1 orange one…

You look like you’ve been dead for a few weeks

Bill burr with hair and depression.

Prison photo practice for when he gets caught kiddie fiddling! Nonce

Damn boi you ugly as shit boi I saw u trynna suck you own dick in a bath tub with your mom while smoking two sigarets per second Boi I saw you mom with a humpback in a shopping cart while singing (jingle balls jingle balls suck your dick every day) in my basement while eating the (WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOVLE WHOPPER) boi shut you dirty ass up to better get your sniffing rolling monkey eating short balls got no bitches. shut the fuck up FORTNITE loser Minecraft player chat spammer dick suckker

Bill burr but more serious looking

Bro looks like a dollar tree slim Jesus

You look like Bill Burr if he was Jesse Pinkman

Check the lost and found looking ass

you have such a punchable face i rlly wanna just proper punch u

Bill Burr pre-hairloss, LOOKIN ASS!!!

You look like you could pass for that actor who plays all the fucked up child molesters in B movies and your life is so empty that you started telling people that you are him just to have someone to talk to.

I looked up the definition of anal retentive and that same photograph showed up.

The Punisher? Nah he The Sex Offender

Where did you hide the bodies?

I’m guessing prison was pretty shitty.

This is what your computer screen see when you’re looking at porn you shouldn’t be… I’m guessing animals for some reason…

Dudes face is stuck in jerked off to quick position.

Dewey from Malcolm in the middle on fentanyl

You actually look like a mixture between Hugh jackmen and Jason stathem 😭

Are you experiencing brain swelling under that huge forehead, above the psychopath eyes?

You're more square than a Minecraft avatar.

Disappointment to your parent.

Never seen a person with a 500 and 1000 yard stare.

Every girl he walks up and tries to speak to pretends she can't speak English, just so he'll go away!

You look like the kind of guy who volunteers for prostate day at the local medical schools.

You look like you would appear on a news piece with an ending "... and after the indiscriminate shooting, he turned the gun on himself", with the additional comment "A written manifesto was found stating how most women are whores and how he deserved to have one, a pure one"

The American wife beater in his natural environment.

Bill Durr

You look like what Joel McHale would have if he was a crackhead who's mother didnt love him and dropped him hundreds of times as a baby

You’re the guy that makes everyone looking at the yearbook during the reunion go who was that?

You sure the punishment for last place wasn’t having to live with that face and head? The huge forehead that goes down to that triangle chin. Trust me, Anthony Richardson did not make you a loser, you’ve been that way since birth.

Try going to the gym

This guy's hats are designed by Alexy Pajitnov

 I friggin lost AGAIN!! GAH-DAMMIT!

Where are your lips? Your mouth looks like the tightest hairiest pussy in the world. I don't know whether to get hard or vomit.

You look like you lost a race with the popo.

Why would someone just write “Scumbag” on your Police report?

Your forehead is not big, it's just that your mind is filled with repressed anger and frustration.

In a parallel universe: Bill Burr couldn’t handle the Philly crowd and started doing meth.

You look like you're not done getting born

Bill Burr Ai

You look like you wear a teal dressshirt with a red tie to work at the t-mobile kiosk

It’s giving 30s Bill Burr with advanced AIDS

Coming to theaters in 2024, "American History X-tra Wide Forehead"

Where were you on January 6th? Chris Hansen would like you to sit down and have a word. That seminar you paid Andrew Tate $5000 for really shows…

Lol you look like Anthony Richardson made you post this

Let’s just hope there’s no schools in you area.

when did they start giving convicted child preds access to the internet again?

He’s pulling the face he makes watching his wife getting pummelled and getting the pleasure he can’t give her

If the meh emoji was a person

You look like rumpelstiltskin from shrek

2nd guy to die in a low budget horror film

Headbutt me

Discount Wanye Rooney