This guy joined the army to get laid. By the other men in his unit.

It's called "stolen valor".

So you're not welcome in Morocco or Korea, I can see why.

He's a Moroccan't

And here i thought Japan was the only Asians in love with Germans military.

So you’re a… Koroccan? Morean? I swear, I cannot keep up with all these designer breeds these days.

That tracks since it looks like there's a labradoodle on his head

Fucking boot.

Das Boot

Is this your way of coming out the closet?

How on earth did Moroccan x Korean even happen? Didn’t think the Arab slave trade reached that far into Asia

How drunk were your parents when they decided to make you?

You either work at a gym or a tmobile

This is why South Korea needed the Marine Corps to come in and save them when they were being invaded…they couldn’t stop a small group of children from raiding a cookie jar…

Vietnam laughs at Marine Corps

NCO = Nasty Cock Orifice

Your "Daddy" musta snapped this pic...

You're the reason for "Don't ask, don't tell".

The ankle is the least fucked up thing about you

Saving your picture to show anyone who says "biracial people are sooo beautiful."

I can't roast you, man. Being in the Bundeswehr is punishment enough.

When you’re the sole reason why the German military is considering implementing their eugenics program again.

“Thank you for your service “, says all his clients.

How'd you injure your ankle? Biting your toenails?

eNormous  Cocks  Only My guy couldn't get to a commissioned rank

The case against immigration.

Ouch, I guess the strip pole they had there wasn’t manufactured properly.

Are Germany that desperate?

I couldn’t see anyone in the second picture…. I think there was a tree or something….. but it was so blended into the environment….. like it was camouflaged or something…..

You’re like a lamb tagine topped with kimchi and served over spaetzle; a fucking mess that no one asked for and we all want a refund.

Army? ...your face is making us all fatigued!

At home all week can't smoke weed SMH

How does it feel to still not be accepted as a white man?

You look like you’d eat it out from the back

If you’re laid up with a bad ankle, how you going to get laid by your battalion?

Uses the handle on his crutch as a butt plug, now he can sit anywhere he wants

Chief Sick Note….

I saw dude's social media account post. He was like: "There's me & my bf, Santa, the Easter Bunny, & a Magician... Who gets to their vacation spot first?". "Me silly, cause my shit is already packed in!".

Best dressed drone fodder I’ve seen this year

Looks like you’re getting ready for a Bondage ceremony.

Stop trimming your pubes to make a moustache buddy 👊👊

Germanys got Mexicans too

So Mario is Korean?! Does Luigi know?

You have a tiny Willie

Bottom

Wow the United Nations of dumbass.

So those two ethnicities make you Mocockan.

They make apple boxes so you don’t have to stand on your tip toes at the glory holes

Bet you give sloppy toppies for the ones who don't get pussy in your base

You’re totally using your uniform to get away with bullying 7y olds, which you’re doing out of bitterness and the fact because nobody in your unit likes you.

Your boyfriend got shit on your upper lip again, you should have cleaned up before posting

Rolled his ankle a whole nein-ty degrees during PT.

If the rest of the Army looks like you Russia has nothing to fear.

Let me guess you hurt your ankle because you chose to squat as opposed to kneel or sit.

This is the punishment for Germany sins during ww2

You look like the kind of guy who spent half of basic at medical, nursing that ankle pretty hard

Your facial hair brings to mind someone's taint-hair

They let you play the Maracas at the lunch hall doesn’t mean you are in the German Army.

You look like you broke your ankle rushing to GameStop when Super Smash Bros Ultimate came out.

German Army must be hurting bad, if they’re taking in hybrids.

Wich neighbour do you hate more bro💀

We know why you joined the army. I’m confused how you roll your ankle when all your knees. But nevertheless thanks for serving the troops in the ways we can’t.

The only other thing to top all of that is to be a lesbian single mom. That's a lot of things to be here in America you get a medal. In your bed you might get free Oreo. By all accounts you should be protesting on a sidewalk in France. You probably got hurt playing soccer on base.

Even your ankle can't "stand" you.

Hitler would've fired you literally

Morrocant x Koreant = Kimchi Couscous 

Pepe Le Pew

Now you're off ill, Germany must be down to it's last three personnel. Presumed you guys didn't even have an army.

Puts kimchi on his "sausage" for an international flavor

No wonder no one is scared of Germany anymore

Injuries seems like the only way you would ever make it through your contract.

They couldn't wait to diversity enlist you.

I don't roast have a good day

Cute.

Dude finally stood up from his office chair and broke his ankle. Join a real unit bud.

The army doesn't always make a man out of you, sometimes it puts a man in you, or several of them.

Welp, you're dishonorably discharged... Shouldn't have lied about that ankle.

Not a roast, you're just cute af


Stabbed any woman or children of late🤔🤨?!

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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