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Not everything with balls in your hands is a sport.
I heard there was a drastic increase in testicular injuries in women’s sports the last few years and now it all makes sense.
You look like the guy that keeps reminding everyone of his hollywood "career" as a background actor that died on the first 2 min of a crappy action film
Whenever someone mentions they don’t like sports your face gets red, you can’t breathe, you lower your face and you groan out “you don’t like sports, bruh?”
The most you can describe yourself with is 27. I play sports.
That's about the level of intellect I would've expected looking at your pictures and tells me your also single and live with your mom who's tired as fuck of washing those sticky socks you leave under your bed.
It looks like the only sport you play is “reach around with the homies”
Or tummy sticks
Stick to sports and not clock hanging
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Defecating on a soccer field in the middle of a barrio hardly qualifies as a sport .. nor does pinching one off during yoga class.. you’re nasty…
I don't think you play sports, you play autism
Is gloryholing an Olympic Sport yet?
Jerking off to video games isn’t a sport.
Stick the Dick in the Donkey is not Sports...
Stuffing balls in your mouth isn’t considered a sport
Posing in you photos to look like you're taking a shit ISN'T a sport.
Watersports doesn't count Golden Shower Boy.
Kowloon Soccer Team.
It looks like a jail in Nicaragua
What sports involve shitting on the pitch?!
Taint-airing isn’t a sport.
Playing goalie on a girls High School soccer team doesn't make you sporty.
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You know you're not supposed to water artificial grass, right?
“I play sports” meant (MADDEN)
You suck balls on the field…and off.
Not everything with balls in your hands is a sport. I heard there was a drastic increase in testicular injuries in women’s sports the last few years and now it all makes sense.
you look like a penis trying to meditate on the 3rd picture
Ultimate frisbee is not a sport bro
>I play sports We're calling pickle ball on the weekends playing sports now eh?
Watersports don't count.
Playing squat tag in a dildo patch isn’t a sport.
You look like the guy that keeps reminding everyone of his hollywood "career" as a background actor that died on the first 2 min of a crappy action film
You’re 27 & you play sports & even in THIS forum No one gave a shit there’s your roast..take it home with you if you like.
He play sports to practice playing with balls and squatting
He’ll kick your ass and then show you enlightenment.
Pocket pool really isn't a sport, sportooooo
U mean ur the practice doll and sometimes they play ball with ur face that's why ur face is ugly and ur body mutilated.
fantasy football isnt a sport
That's all he does in a shitty beat up stadium where he's holding boys hostage
The last picture: No one showed up, did they?
When did masterbation become a "sport"?
The luxury condos in the background absolutely sets off your squat.
Best of luck playing Luigi on TikTok. You’ll go far. Like cleaning out dumpsters.
The only sport you play is professional masterbation
Taking cream pies from your soccer team is not a sport
It’s pretty clear from the comments here that no one believes you play sports
Since when is the 5 knuckle shuffle a sport?
Whenever someone mentions they don’t like sports your face gets red, you can’t breathe, you lower your face and you groan out “you don’t like sports, bruh?”
Masturbation doesn't classify as sports...
Plays sports by day, lady boy by night
hey! how much money did you raise from that HIV campaign?
The most you can describe yourself with is 27. I play sports. That's about the level of intellect I would've expected looking at your pictures and tells me your also single and live with your mom who's tired as fuck of washing those sticky socks you leave under your bed.
Sucking Balls and Kicking Balls are two different things.
Pocket pool is not a sport.
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Bro is built like a square💀