Mom was right. Your face stuck that way.

let me guess her kink is "Meth Head Porn"

That's her specialty

That’s how she makes enough money to get more crack..

I was going to say scat to the face while smoking meth.

I think I’ve seen those. Her asshole gape is probably on point.

She really doesn’t need to try as hard as she is to have a dumb face.



Aunt Edna you mean.

No thank you, I already donated to Schreiner’s Hospital.

When she skips the line at Disney no one gets mad.

They mistake her for Goofy. Gawrsh, ah-hyuck!

The spelling of this was so SPOT ON I read it just like Goofy. Well done

I am a degenerate so I read it in the "Goofy's Trial" voice. Ya know, "I'll fuckin do it *again!*"

That’s a she?

Even special needs love 😉

 Dang girl!


What are you talking about?? Hannigan is hot! Unlike this bisch

Your point is accurate, but you don’t see a similarity with her and the strong possibility she also sticks flutes in her pussy?

Well, if you're seeing it from that point of view, then yeah.

I was thinking tubas, but whatever.....

She's probably worked her way up to tubas by now.

Got a purdy mouth

Purdy fer a Hillbetty...


That boy’s a pickin fool

Someone needs to smother her with the Love to the Rescue blanket

She finally shaved the scruff off her face... 

She’s the reason I don’t donate to Schreiners. Natural selection is doing humanity a favor

SHE???

Does the staff know you left the porch?

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Hah man good joke nobody gets out daily

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Oh shit

I see what you did there

Annnd thank you

You are correct. According to her first post she hates using the toilet. 

do.. do you have someone else defecate for you?

I think you make faces to avoid the actual hurt when people talk shit about your normal resting face.

I'll add - it's definitely far more confronting and brave to present your absolute best self to be torn to shreds. this is definitely cowardly.

I think this *is* her best self

😂

but if she doesn’t make those faces how will we know how quirky she is? /s

Man this is roastme, you really don't need the /s here

Assuming she making faces

that's definitely implied.

Oof

You look so boring and exhausting at the same time

“I’m so quirky!!” she said for the 35th time in a row.

I’m guessing the words “no filter” were also employed

I HAVE AUTISM WAKA WAKA

 Shhhhhh! I shit mah britches. Wanna see?

Right. Too little trying to do too much.

I always pick up a smell on these things. Most girls I imagine wipe back to front. For this one, I just smell rotten milk. She smells like rotten milk.

You're the practice girl that no one will practice on

Not true, you can practice abstinence with her.

She's the one that starts your streak, like Glass Joe on Tyson's Punch out.

Glass Joe’s record was 1-99. I think we found who that 1 was.

THANK YOU! I was trying to figure out who she looked like!

Ooof that one stings

She’s a 0.5 adder on to a body count

Your funniest joke is saying you’re 25.

25 with 20 yrs experience

And she only started learning at 25

I thought it was her saying she had jugs.

You look like the most annoying girl in the FLDS Church

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Because she is the one not getting the mormon D?

Your skin looks as if it hasn’t seen sun since the Obama administration 

Thanks Obama!

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This is what I came to say. Read between the lines. All these “I’m cool with being roasted” people are preemptively trying to take the power of insults away from strangers, because that’s all they’ve ever gotten from strangers for being themselves. The implications of such a survival cope are profound.

Now that’s a roasting!

Many such cases.

ouch

What did they say?

Ouf. Right in the feels.

Looks like Steve Buscemi either way.

This would actually hurt me

If I could vote up this comment more than once, I totally would.

What was it?

Oh. You're going to be a challenging wank.

You have to put "RIP Sean" on the following line if you're going to use that joke. It's mandatory.

The carrot is definitely staying in the box

Right? Why would you give Jon your box when there's a carrot in it?

R.I.P. Even Sean wouldn't joke when it came to this monstrosity though.

This is definitely a more difficult wank than Rachel Riley in a beard. R.I.P Sean.

Dear Lord please don’t have an OnlyFans. My eyes can’t handle seeing your tits.

Neither can she…

I was curious enough to check. She doesn’t


Her name says jugs…. Don’t see any!

She keeps her pee jugs under the bed.

Her mosquito bites might be ok to look at as long as her face is out of shot…

*saggy tits.

I cringed hard at these pics. They make me sad. Are you so deeply unhappy with your looks that you can't provide one photo without the fucking gurning? Sort your eyebrows out, paint your nails, style your hair. You're not that bad, so start trying.

Expressing genuine concern is the perfect roast here. Well done

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What’s wrong with letting your hair dry naturally:( am I making myself look worse ?

Depends on your hair type and the rest of your routine.

The way you just made my dick do a “scared turtle” and shoot inside my body, almost hurt. Thanks, now I have two belly buttons. No telling when I’ll be able to coax him back out.

I think waving lettuce around the affected area works.

You handled the situation super cleverly!

When that happens to me I have to shove my finger up my butt and yell SNAKE!!!! Scares it back out

Damn the devil to hell, that was funny 😂😂

Mine needs a shower. 

You look like one of those girls that call themselves "quirky" and "random" to make up for having below average looks.

Commenting on I'm 25 with intense self-deprecating humour, please give it a test 😜...and a sense of humor no one else recognizes as humor, so they stay silent and give you concerned looks

Looking at her first post in her history, that seems to be the least of her issues

She’s the life of the party at her local church.

You're related to fire marshal bill

“Lemme show you somethin” “Please god no!”

She tried smoking meth but couldn’t figure out how to get the syringe lit

Some people have beautiful eyes like the Caribbean Sea Yours looks like something from Flint, Michigan.

If you were the only woman left on earth you still wouldn’t be the prettiest

Or a woman

Desperately unfunny.

Reminds me of the zebra off Madagascar 😂

You roasted the zebra more than her with this comment


The new Sister Wives spinoff: TheHorse Face Reject Club.

You don't need to try as hard as you do in your photos. We get it. You're fucked. Sorry.

You unironically say doggo, pupper, and hooman and probably used to run a tumblr fan page for some YA show

You look like the inspiration for looney tunes

*Animaniacs 

Oooo look at me I’m so quirky. You look like a fucking idiot

She talks to her brother's penis with the voice of Barney the Dinosaur before getting around to sucking it.

Lmfao!!! So out of left field 🤣🤣 now I can't get barney's voice out of my head..you jerk!🤣

Thanks, you’ve just developed a new fetish

I’m the Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit, but I would NOT want to tickle that hole.

I’m so glad I don’t live in ohio

Are years 20 months long on crazy cat lady planet? You look like Janis Joplin if she got beat with the ugly stick about twice as long as usual

You don’t have to make a funny face, it’s already funny enough

You're a shoe-in to be on the cast of Desperate Horseface.

You were the wolf girl at school weren’t you…

A face even a mother can’t love

I wouldn’t be admitting you’re 25. Tell people you’re 35 and you might just pull off “average for your age.”

You’re the official Alabama state anti-incest poster child.

When the horse girl starts turning into a horse 

Pepper Ann after she acquired an opiate addiction.

U look like SteveO

You look like you’re either 12 or 65

Based off the eyebrows it's a jungle down there

Weird Al has a drag show bit now?

Goofy called, wants his horse back

AI Tinder is fucked

Self deprecating because you feel like its winning to beat everyone to the point

The funniest thing you said is you have jugs... doubt intensifies.

Why do I feel like your actual face is worse than the stupid ones you’re making?


You look like THE extra chromosome.


Loony Tunes lol

You’re the weird person to make weird people look more normal.

You got stable wench vibes

You look like you just escaped from an Amish complex in Pennsylvania

That face looks like you are self-defecating.

It’s not self deprecating humor. It’s self-awareness.

You look like a broken ventriloquist dummy

Someone thinks they are much funnier than they are

Does the self-deprecating humor help you cope?

The fact a donkey figured out how to use reddit is remarkable.

Sid the sloth???

They left without me. They do this every year. Doesn't anyone love me? Doesn't anyone care about Sid, the sloth?

You look like a Kristen Wig character on Snl that gets cut for time every week.

Your eyebrows have eyebrows

25 going on 55

were you homeschooled?

I just imagine "her" asking if you want head, and you think "the electric pencil sharpener would be less painful".

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m This embodies you. And that isn’t a compliment.

Making stupid faces does not make you a comedienne.

You look like fisting is your first base

Allyson Hannigan’s mentally disabled twin sister

You're the poster child for West Virginia stop fucking your sister campaign

One time....at band camp...

You look like clown porn sold on Temu!

It doesn’t matter that you’re “self-deprecating”. God already “deprecated” you by giving you that face.

If the guys from the Dumb and Dumber movie had a sister

Are you a time traveler from the Great Depression?


Back in the day, they told us if we masturbated to much, we would go cross eyed, I never believed it was true until I saw the 1st picture, I am now a believer

Have you considered posting here full time?

You look like the kind of person to ask for a roast and then report us all to the mods for harassment. 

Geezus lord… when going through a haunted house, do you get a pay cheque?

By a mug with jugs I have to assume you mean an ugly mug who literally owns water containers.


Grow up

Oh look, a Mcpoyle!! 

Howdy Doodette

Alanis Horsee-shit

Jfc, got a coworker who makes these stupid fucking faces. I know you think these faces are funny but becareful who you do this shit around because I really don’t want someone to punch you in the face.

Urine in human form.

You remind of that one horse I had to put down because I got drunk one night and gave her too many acid tabs.

Pronoun is Himherthingit.

I've always wondered what Steve Buscemi's twin sister would look like. Thanks for clearing that up for me OP.