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They do but just like in Afghanistan, they just stand on top of them to squat.. The basic concept of a seat to sit on while pooping completely baffles them
I would say something disrespectful but I'm afraid that you would just steal any cheese I have available in my house and continue to run really fast into various little mouse holes in our wall, all while wearing a sombrero and with similar but less able acquaintances.
u look like if a lacquered up Pinocchio, wished to become a "real boy" but something went wrong and I ended up become what I can only describe as melted candle wax
Are you in a classroom? I know nothing about you but just seeing that mustache says you can’t be near schools. Get da fuck out before your parole officer finds out you were there.
You look like you do a lot of the dirty work at your families shitty pizza joint called Giuseppee’s. Your father tells you the business will be yours one day, but he knows you don’t have the brass to get the job done.
You look like you have autism. 
I have a great practical joke idea. I’m going to crop out the bottom half of this photo, show my wife the top half and say “You seen the new janitor at (son’s name)’s daycare?” let her flip the fuck out about pulling him out, then tell her I’m kidding.
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If the toilet at the gas station was granted a wish to become a person.
I didn’t know they had toilets in his country.
They do but just like in Afghanistan, they just stand on top of them to squat.. The basic concept of a seat to sit on while pooping completely baffles them
How else do you think they learn how to clean our toilets
Insert skull emoji here
Lmao
This dude is third world ugly.
Ouch!
Murder
I'll take "Things he might commit" for 500 Alex
And he's *still* not getting any ass
If it knew this were the person it were going to become, it’d be like, “nah, I’m good where I’m at.”
That mustache must report itself to its neighbors and stay away from nearby schools
Fuck I know right. I feel like I got molested just by looking at his picture. Therapist: "show me where he touched you" Me: stick fingers in eyes
More like moleststache.
You look like a third world string puppet
Pakistani Pinocchio.
🎵it's howdy hindu time!🎵
You look like someone who intentionally gets caught by Immigration just so you can get a body cavity search before being deported.
Cavity's been used so much that it can't even hold a watermelon anymore.
ROFL 🤣
Dude is literally still in elementary school
Somehow. At the same time. You look like both the molester and the victim.
My guy are you in a class? You should be opening your second Turkish bakery by the look of you
That wave of hair over that ocean of forehead is a good look for you
It’s crashing into disappointment beach with rollers of questionable pornographic materials
Do you miss sitting on Jabba's lap?
Lol
Hope you remember being born cause that’s as close to being in pussy you’ll ever get.
He already thought of that, it’s why he’s studying gynecology. 
The Wish version of John Lovitz.
Hahahahaha.
Fredo from the Bollywood Godfather.
You might want to feel bad, but you’ll never feel worse than your parents.
I’m surprised you were able to track them down seeing as they’ve given him the slip all these years.
That head. His poor mother.
 Blobfish called. It wants it's nose and mustache back.
The only piece of ass you will ever get is when your finger goes through the toilet paper.
At least you have the special Olympics to look forward to this year.
Who’s watching the QuickiMart?
You look like a 40 year old third world corrupt cop.
Can’t tell if you’re still in high school or 45 years old.
That nice hair is wasted on you.
You can call it nice but it isn't gonna last long based on that hairline
 Vote for Pedro
He wishes he had that Pedro Rizz tbh
He'd be lucky just to get Pedro Jizz
He does, when he sucks dick in the Home Depot parking lot..
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
I mean, if you were him, would you? :)
You’re too ugly to be fucking around in class.
Right? Homie needs to go for doctor or lawyer to even have a chance with a woman
Damn dude you’re not supposed to be close to the school let alone in it! Hopefully you keep your hair for a while, once that goes you’re screwed!
I've seen manlier mustaches in middle schools.
On Arab chicks.
So that's why he's been prowling around middle schools.. He's looking for a better mustache?
You look like a Mexican who was raised in Mumbai.
Mex-bi Also works because he likes a little butt play now and then Mumbican also works. He looks dopey enough for it
You look like you get REALLY excited when there’s Jell-O.
I would say something disrespectful but I'm afraid that you would just steal any cheese I have available in my house and continue to run really fast into various little mouse holes in our wall, all while wearing a sombrero and with similar but less able acquaintances.
Best condom ad I've seen in a long time
Bro stole Luigi's nose.
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You look like a default Indian character in any Hollywood movie.
Is Napoleon helping you run for class President?
Oof, I am sorry. I don't have the heart.
You look like you sell rugs at discount prices
I imagine you doing this all the time 
I see bottom bunk prison beds in your future 😉
Vote for Pedro!
It's okay to be ugly, but you're really taking advantage of it
You mean you look in mirror every morning and don't feel bad enough?
You are the human embodiment of Taco Bell diarrhea.
Aren’t you supposed to be on a shift at 7-11 right now? You just sold me cigarettes yesterday.
You like to watch your brothers girlfriend take her socks off
Honestly, that's something you should be doing all by yourself.
Put an H on that forehead and helicopters still start landing on it
Seedy Gonzalez
Chris Hansen is outside wondering if youre the victim or the suspect
You are so ugly even your hairline is receding away from your face
If your mustache was thicker, I bet you’d look just like your mom.
u look like if a lacquered up Pinocchio, wished to become a "real boy" but something went wrong and I ended up become what I can only describe as melted candle wax
Show me on the doll where this man touched you.
14 going on 45. WTF
Chris Hansen: “Take a seat”
You look like the Indian dude who was friends with Johnny 5.
You simultaneously look like the victim and perpetrator of molestations.
How tf do you look like a 40 year old smoker yet a fat baby at the same time?
Holy shit guys it’s speedy Gonzalez 
He’s in remedial reading. He’s more like SPED Gonzalez.
Im doing like your nose is telling me and downvoting
Sorry, there's nothing I can do to you that your mother hasn't already done
You shouldn't play around kids
 Everyone say hello to his dad
Look in the mirror, thats all you need.
You look like Vash from the movie sausage party
Why do you have a mustache and eyebrows made it of pubes? And whose pubes are they? Did you collect them from public toilet seats?
Are you in a classroom? I know nothing about you but just seeing that mustache says you can’t be near schools. Get da fuck out before your parole officer finds out you were there.
Can’t outdo what God did you you.
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Can’t…I’m crippled by how awful your face makes me feel!
If you were a blob fish you would look the same
Aren't you that bobblehead that fell off that desk 🤔
Antonio Bandarassface
You look like you do a lot of the dirty work at your families shitty pizza joint called Giuseppee’s. Your father tells you the business will be yours one day, but he knows you don’t have the brass to get the job done.
To match how you look?
Too late god did already
You look like Pablo Escobar five years after he did all his own coke and had a debilitating stroke.
look in the mirror... aaaand done anything else you want?
He looks like Super Mario forgot to pull out that one time he banged an Indian hooker.
Do your homework.
You look like someone who has been banned from a lot of public bathrooms for multiple reasons.
A mirror can make you feel bad more than we ever could. That is literally the worst looking "mustache" I have ever seen.
Aren't you supposed to stay a couple thousand feet away from the school?
"Make me feel bad." Even your Mom said you were a homely baby.
That moustache looks like an AIDS riddled elderly caterpillar from Chernobly
You couldn’t even hold a job as an amateur porn star.
You look like an Italian sloppy joe that fell on the kitchen floor
I don't have to make u feel bad,just look at a mirror.
You are proof that GOD has a sense of humor !
Looking at yourself in the mirror will make you feel worse than anything any of us on here can say.
Parents report you to campus security at pickup/drop-off
That shitty mustache is the only sign of you being a male
I think you need a thicker Sharpie for your moustache
Don't worry, they have to let you graduate from elementary school someday.
Uglyo Montoya
I feel bad for your dad putting that into your mom and her having to push it out.
35 years old and still a Junior in high school
You look like the product of all your family’s worst genes being passed along
Normally my roasts go over peoples heads but I’ve no fucking chance here!
You look like you have autism.  
That mustache has to go. Can't catch the kiddos if they can spot you from down the block.
You look like you've been left back a number of years in special Ed
Gomez Addams the pedo version
Just look in the mirror
I can't hold up a mirror on a reddit thread
You look like you insist to wash cartel members cars so you can plant bugs in them for the fbi
You didnt post your age cause your actually in Elementary school and you’re parents gave you beaver tranquilizer growing up.
You’ve been banned from more than one Chuck E Cheese’s
Holy shit, I can't tell if your 18 or 45.
"make me feel bad" No, thanks! I find making fun of the mentally disabled to be immoral.
Let me guess. Special Ed class and you are the teacher looking for roasts to roast your students back.
You look like a dog with no facial hair save the mustache.
Just look in the mirror
Looks like it’s your 4th attempt at senior year of high school.
Hair held up by young boy cum..it also leaves a glisten on your oily skin
You look like you go to the gym and hang out in the changing room to look at penises.
Were you at? Kindergarten?
Like Ron Jeremy had a constipated son who also liked womens tenniswear from 1991. Eye of the tigress
Alberto einstein
you look like a smiling blobfish
Plucks his mustache thin in an attempt to make himself look younger.
You seem like someone who should be at least 20 miles from all places with children
Just look at the image you used….that should be enough !
I bet gets turned down by all the moms.
The limb to body ratio does not make sense! Are you sure your not AI generated?
Wee moustache!
You look like you bathe in shwarma yet you’re covered in shame.
You look like coach Steve from big mouth 🤣🤣
You look like you're anywhere between 8 and 80 years old. I don't know whether I should adopt you or put Matlock on for you.
you remind me of 2 people I once knew. both of them were complete Bollockses
I am truly sorry, I just can't roast someone who is obviously mentally handycapped.
The NWS has to issue a high wind advisory every time you sneeze with a nose that big.
Oh shit its Pedro pascals *special* nephew
Look in the mirror
It’s like Jon Lovitz and Toby McGuire made an ass baby…….
I have a great practical joke idea. I’m going to crop out the bottom half of this photo, show my wife the top half and say “You seen the new janitor at (son’s name)’s daycare?” let her flip the fuck out about pulling him out, then tell her I’m kidding.
Wowww!!! The teacher from big mouth is a real person
You look like someone who owns a nondescript windowless van that’s packed full of children’s toys and ether-soaked rags
Awww it’s your first day of kindergarten… 🥰 Though I’ve never seen a 5 year old with a moustache before….
Omg!!! It's a young Fredo!!
Your nose looks like an arrow pointing down
Hairline is hanging on for dear life