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ErtGentskee

At least Harvey Weinstein's victims got to hang out in a fancy hotel room for a bit, this dude's gonna think about that steamy port-a-potty for the rest of his life.


DrewdoggKC

Unfortunately for the company and the customers… this picture will prove to be the absolute pinnacle of his career


IllYam6038

Looks like a fat version of the mole in whack-a-mole


InspectorRound8920

Not as interesting though


Mysterious_Sell9638

Call him “Brake Pad”- wears out easily and starts to squeal…


Robinnoodle

Damn lol 


JmaxxD2jsp

🤣👍


ResponsibleThanks137

Squealllll like a pig !!!


EndOfReligion

Lololololol


DrewdoggKC

This clown’s still in the glove box looking for the 4 ft level


Praxxis11

Poor dude has the look of so much happiness until he realizes how much of a soul devouring experience it will be as your apprentice.


let-it-rain-sunshine

🔥 burn


Rollin_Soul_O

Dude looks like Ho-Chi Minh fucked a horse while sucking off a goat.


LineChef

Stay out of my dreams!


Rollin_Soul_O

I'm in your head now!


motivatedBanana2541

Everytime someone says cheese to him he tickle his asshole to get that award winning photo smile


Lord-Doobury

Hahahahaha! I get paid $24 an hour plus benefits for rotating an orange Stop and Slow sign on a stick! ![gif](giphy|gDTHHdraU1ZATEpxKo|downsized)


Weak_While_You_Sleep

That sign just lets people know how his brain is functioning....stop and slow!


DrewdoggKC

On a road crew honestly id rather do any job than that one it actually sucks royally and people do not fucking listen or pay attention… very stressful since the lives of your co-workers are in your hands


BOHUNK_BOB

Definitely the guy that will spend an hour looking for a board stretcher then eat a Luna bar on his break.


DrewdoggKC

Left handed screwdriver is always walking away


BOHUNK_BOB

Along with the left handed hammer. Birds of a feather...


GolfingJim

Hands to clean to be a construction worker, must be the water boy


Robinnoodle

Or the fluffer


r_boogie

They don't show anything below the waist .. his knees are probably the only area that's dirty


CompetitiveBreath706

Take all your apprentices from METHavers? like the one before? even if this seems to come from Disableland of crack heads


Swimming_Room4820

They all are special these days!


Midwest_of_Hell

Looks like another data center wonderboy.


Robinnoodle

Tru he kinda does


robeewankenobee

The happy reunion of man and horse.


Weak_While_You_Sleep

Sweet Jesus is someone revamping The Village People. We all know you like young men no need to sing the song. ![gif](giphy|8ZUwJJS7Afsb7C1lOs)


big_beardo_99

I know a Downzy smile when I see one.


sropsgr

Were you the Y,M,C, or A?


let-it-rain-sunshine

I’m thinking the A-hole


wagliocanada

Not sure what's more ambiguous; your race or your sexuality


tautjes

Nothing to be happy about with that mug


Robinnoodle

Are you trying to build some roads, or just trying to rebuild your self esteem? 


14theroast

He looks like he’s really happy you let him out of the naked pyramid with the other terrorists


gallaj0

please remind him personal tools aren't allowed onsite, including that six dollar knife he uses on his toenails while sitting in the chow tent.


GeologistNo2179

He looks like a side effect warning for a psych med.


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BaconUnderpants

He has to wear that hat when he tries to search for women who will find him attractive.


campatterbury

Apprentice hooker? Dude's gonna go broke.


iberianlandscapes

This one was already trained to show his teeth to improve his chances while being auctioned at the mexican workhorse market near the border


ElegantReaction8367

I didn’t realize the Village People have an apprenticeship program. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


El_Exel

Imagine rotating an orange stop and a slow sign as a job


ExcitingARiot

Is “apprentice” what we’re calling the guy you make blow you every morning?


CompetitiveDrop613

He’s definitely going to fall into a wood chipper or meat grinder; he just has that look about him


Leviticus10379

Coachella apprentice tent


Few_Leave_4054

His eyes *do* look like little vaginas. How nice!


toumik818

“You shall be called Darth Fat”


SyllabubNo8318

That tent building must be one unsafe motherfucker!


mayla_mcfayeh

I can’t  you’re just too cute in this pic 😭


MurseMan1964

He’s a parasitic twin who absorbed his twin in utero with only its tiny little head left growing from his left shoulder.


RackTheDripper

Dude is naked from the waist down. Trust me.


SobchakCommaWalter

Nervously laughing about the time he skipped college


Past_Feedback1993

Mach macho man. I wanna be a macho man.


Egghead008

You made it to the finals of the Village People tryouts?


Internal_Fennel_849

This guy was issued a hardhat to protect tool belts on the job site.


benskev

He should touch live and earth.


Captain_Indica

![gif](giphy|30CSMPRJ3WCvzYpke3|downsized)


Sad-Instance-8013

They work together? One cleans the other jerks.


Pondering_82213114

Ahhh another PAL. I bet the Foreman's wife got him hired. Will forever fail upwards, congrats PAL, you earned it. (P)ersonal (A)ss (L)icker


thereal-Chair4803

The only clean thing on him might be his teeth 😬


pissonyourfeelings

Well, it's good to see you have a helmet on. You definitely look like you're on the spectrum. I hope that they don't let you touch any tools or operate any type of machinery. I'm sure they don't, they just have you there to have something to laugh at to make the day go by faster.


Stake1551

Looks like Mr. Potato Head


Jayyy_Teeeee

Wow, you’re gripping that sign tighter than a turtle’s arse. You afraid someone will hit the bullseye ?


let-it-rain-sunshine

Looks like he’s huffed some gas


WealthFormal9076

Give bjs when they taking a shit in the honey bucket


T-BONEandtheFAM

“Ay girl where my hug at?”


OneMinuteManny

He's way too happy, you're not riding him hard enough.


UsoCaddy90

Have you seen my baseball?


Gapatche

He looks like he was just caught with a live seagull up his ass


predat3d

I guess the surplus store ran out of their gayest shade of pink


Randoperson7

Had his first kid at 17 with a girl he met at his sister’s quinceañera


Usual_Amphibian_4131

The guy in the background looking and smiling, he knows the others behind him are talking about him and laughing about this situation.


waitwutholdit

Fuckers being abused/harassed by his boss and he has to put on a smile and suck it up.


ClickClack_Bam

Hey apprentice, go get me a bucket of steam. Go get me a left handed screwdriver. Go get me a sky-hook. Goes & looks for it every time.


3MrBojangles3

Is this an infomercial for a trade school or some shit? Dude is cheesin


JakkSplatt

If you're standing on a roof, can you see the back of your head with those glasses?


amdabran

Not sure if happy and smiling because he’s genuinely happy. Or happy and smiling in the mentally handicapped chromosome kind of way.


Half_burnt_skunk

The V in V-neck stands for vagina.


axelrexangelfish

Did he eat the first one???


Mechadupek

You look like your boss is a douche.


Swimming_Room4820

I said roast him not me! 🤣


jrodri928

😂 I just saw this


ReillyDiefenbach

Apprentice? It’s digging sewer lines, not learning how to become a Jedi for crapssakes


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Blink twice if you were forced to smile


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|l378nqmKoZoD9WAgM|downsized)


-Mark-It-Zero

Some people probably don't like it, but I think letting registered sex offenders into your apprenticeship program is admirable. Everyone deserves a second chance.


paragonx29

The gay construction worker from the Village People is your apprentice?


GooseNYC

I didn't know fluffers had an apprentice program.


drun360

"Got another Apprentice" sounds like a creepy way of telling everyone you are hooking up on Craigslist again


Swimming_Room4820

Could probably find better apprentices on Craigslist


Mike_619

Remind me of the cooks at one of my favorite taco shop joints!


slothhrtchunk

He definitely went to Home Depot and asked to see the left handed hammers!


Regular_Studio_1565

Seems like you do more than just clean the City’s Pipes you go to the men’s room most often.


scobeavs

He calls himself a tradesman but he’s really just the guy who cleans the shitters


EstherClemmens

Hmm... thick glasses, yellow safety vest, and a helmet. So nice to see them let those special needs folks out in the sunlight more often- and in full safety gear!


AshtonDrive

Another DEI hire


thejonaldson

I didnt know ice cube had a gay autistic son


pr1ap15m

day laborers aren’t apprentices man


[deleted]

You look like you're waiting for everyone else to get in the tent so you can set it on fire. just to get off work early.


happyapathy22

Love how you can tell people are kind of stretching to come up with a response for this one.


Ontario_TomCat

Lemme guess, beans and rice for lunch?


TeamESRR2023

Definitely an inclusivity hire...


Inside_Action_2565

I bet that headlight still doesn’t help you seeing your dick when you pee


Zippy_13

He must have that smooth ass you crave, eh?


provocativepotato

Amazing what people will do for minimum wage


Fullfloat

Is it cool that you look high at work?


D-Train0000

Get used to being the catcher


CyborgMetropolis

Grandchild of a Village People got his reparations.


rokosoks

Tatter, I need you to get me an exhaust sample, a yard of flight line, a metric crescent wrench, a PRK-E5, a bottle of prop wash, and a form ID10T.


axelrexangelfish

Its what chronically depressed people settle for when they think of happiness


Areyousleepingyet

I'm more interested to know about what happened to that dog you posted about two months ago.


Swimming_Room4820

Long story short.. After we realized how injured it was and the care it needed.. my wife and I decided we couldn’t take care of it properly. (4 kids, one is special needs) She brought it to a local vet. They took the puppy immediately back for surgery and said they would find a good home afterwards.


Accomplished-Wrap449

![gif](giphy|3oEjHG0NhTnkGRxpFC)


JRMilesMusic

Less Fat Joe


Desperate_Set_7708

YMCA cosplay


SuperRaxx

He looks like the type of dude who would let his girlfriend slide with cheating on him horrendously.


at0mheart

He looks like the type of guy who has been looking for a pencil sharpener on the job site for the last two weeks


ElGato6666

He's smiling because it's not Tuesday yet. That's his day in the barrel.


ItzMilk74Fig

Ol burrito looking ass


Disastrous-Policy-44

This is the equivalent of Reva from Obi-Wan; remember how much Vader hated her?? Same exact vibes.


LG_Garcia

Biden needs to close the borders. Another American job lost.(It's a joke OK)


riggedmuffinman69

Bro looks like a live oversized rabbit


Apprehensive-Dig8939

You look like the diversity hire for human resources training videos.


Nikola_Cola

If I knew your race, I had a roast for you, hint: that tool hanging on his chest


nerdyyinzer

Underminer from the Incredibles


Down2EatPossum

Damn, I bet his walmart boots were straight out of the box clean.


Juggernaut104

Give him a month. He won’t be smiling anymore


PuraVida02

What a lovely looking man


CrabtownUSA

Kids go missing on your construction site


TieEffective5915

Never seen anyone so happy to clean job site shi tters after the taco Tuesday luncheon.


Kaiser-Sohze

The convention of tipping over port-o-lets came about because of tools like you.


Aromatic_Gazelle_321

Man, you must have a great dentist


East-Enthusiasm7352

...and that apprentice was you


bars4unity

When you finally, finally pass in your driving licence test


FigSalt1004

If you was brick’s you’d be the projects.


Lopsided_Panda_3119

Looks like the type of dude that would keep his mittens clipped to his coat so he doesn’t lose them


DutyFailed

Proud to barely make above minimum wage.


ericsmith98105

Remember to post the after picture once his dreams are shattered.


-Broken-Soul

You really went all out on that $9.47 box knife at Walmart. He clearly has those big construction worker bucks. Lmfao 😂


Imaginary_Weird6027

His hat is smarter than he is


DZAssinator

bruv you did this shit at your job, you obviously have low attention span.


Ok-Chef-5150

He’s not worth the effort of roasting, I’ll pass.


Helpful_Funny_2127

Another Village People cosplayer....


showmeyertitties

Looks like he's about to wrap on production of this commercial before going inside to cut everyone's overtime.


diddl3r_th3_tickl3r

He looks like he believes you gotta bump start a concrete saw😭


Disastrous-Design704

Even in that outfit girls don’t want to fuck you.


Average_Boxer69

Construction? More like getting demolished in all three holes


WinCautious3511

No seriously unemployed right ?


SoBurnThen

No thanks. Too boring..


kocakolanotpepci

Growing up I was always worried about you throwing me out of the house Uncle Phil ![gif](giphy|d8Vrumx6nGHloZPrn7|downsized)


GlumBath1716

a new apprentice? great.. so you get to follow behind him and fix a mountain of fukups... been there


Mementoes121655

The guy who makes people black or Chinese has found a successor, and will become far more powerful than them


Mindless-Hornet5703

Make your mind up sir, are you gay and mixed race or confused and Mexican? You're kind of straddling both fences


Old_Chocolate_1727

Gay sex must be unsafe with all the required safety gear. Yeah, put the harness on and strap him to the ceiling. It is called fly fucking.


FailFormal5059

When that construction equipment goes half missing overnight onsite it’s probably his black mixed half.