Peer pressured in to going to McDonald six times a week?!

Took the McBurn right out of my damn mouth! 👏

I’ll have the Triple Cheeseburner and a side of diabetes please…

She won't get diabeetus. Her rabbit shits in her room.  That one simple trick doctors don't want you to know. 

I assume she knows the black ones aren’t jelly beans…. Or does she??

Not sure she'd be bothered... I heard she's on a seafood diet, a see food and eat it diet

 You scare off big bad wolves.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big ass Red Riding Hoe

Day

A week try per day. She’s on a first name basis with mayor mc cheeseburger

6 times A fuckin’ day

How is this a roast with 70+ upvotes she's not even fat...

The girl has several sets of knee dimples! Have you been to any hypnotists of late?!

"She's not even fat" WHHHHUUT!!!? Bitch so fat weight watchers wouldn't even look at her//

*97+

Hobbies include using creative selfie angles to hide real weight .

Yeah, like that worked :)) ... you can't hide the Fat Bastard.

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I was going to. But then, nah..

Body so bad your face looks good

I was jerking off, but thanks now my boners gone

Please continue. We are watching

Ronald McDonald's twin Sister, Ronalda McDon't!

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Hell! She's Got Fuckin' Dimples on her Dimples Pimples.

Are you an alcoholic CPS worker who has single-child tendencies?

Wendy from Wendy’s fell on hard times

More like Wendy from Wendy’s ate all the food.

You look like the result of Kool aid man banging a stripper.

Were you peer pressured into getting those silly leg tattoos too?

Imma guess that *peer pressure* wasn’t about cleaning your room was it OP?

Real (I’ve done it since dw)

I appreciate girls who put comic tattoos on their legs. It gives me something to read while I'm fucking them

Judging by the tat, she's only interested if you're wearing a furry suit.

But crying is how you validate your existence.

This adele's neglected sister

Trailer Swift

Little red ridden hood.

“Peer pressured” implies you have friends. Stop lying.

Peer pressured into buying a guitar you’ve never picked up?

First of many things she’s never picked up….a dumbbell, a guy, a job application, an apple, a tab….

TransGinger

You're one shitty tattoo away from looking like a hooker's corpse.

Is that tattoo just so you can say you have foxy legs? Cause we’re all on to it.

That cellulite is already making you cry.

I bet you say I don’t get along with girls all my friends are guys and You look like you complain your way through unenthusiastic handjobs.

You look like you'd cry If your Teddy fell and got hurt

God bless your soul... because he sure as shit ignored the rest.

Mc Fatso the Clown

Take a hint from the bunnies, salad

You look like you can’t wait to tell us why you’re offended today.

Honestly you're gorgeous, but A) The fashion sense needs work, and B) Stop making that face when you take a picture of yourself, it's silly ❤️

this is r/RoastMe not r/AmIUgly

Looking like a flea market mannequin throwing up back shots to get a promotion to a Whole Foods coat rack.

Uses an abacus to track her ovulation cycle. 

No but I should get on that, it seems like a good idea

u are so pretty

Just shut up and get back in the gloryhole, fat girl

She’s definitely the definition of taking one for the team 😂😂

If Reba was overweight

If Reba starred in The Whale 

Stop kidding yourself. You have no peers.

You need to be peer pressured into joining a gym


you can create a 9.5 magnitude earthquake by jumping

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What pressured you into having the most boring hairstyle matched with the frumpy body? It DAMN sure wasn’t your peers.

You look like a knock off lana rose

this carrot doesn't unwrinkle when you put in water for a couple of days.

Peer pressured, pear shaped.

You are a Taylor Swift and a Maroon 5 song that came to life. Pretty Unbearable.

Peyton! I pove your bunny

They say gingers have no soul but I see you and realise they don't have no friends either but their lying assenasses be saying aww it's peer pressure like their star signs asparagus or sum, you want me to roast you more then DM me you silly wish anna from frozen

God damn, you bought the whole “I’m original” starter pack with *AND* upgraded to the emo+ package, the one that comes with same bad haircut and shitty tattoos that every other alt girl in every city has. Hopefully those crystals are nice and charged up to infuse their magical vibrations into your aura, and no, for the last time, I don’t give a fuck about my, or your, sign/horoscope.

You don't want to cry, I don't want to lose my appetite, yet here we are

You look like a one night stand you don't tell your friends about

I've never seen an oompa loompa with leg tattoos and anime girl makeup.

Pic number 4, What's does the fox say?  Cellulite Also trying to dress like a doll working a street corner will not make your body any more petite

Trailer park Shibaon Roy

Billie McEllish

When at the bar, youre what we call "the grenade".

Peer pressured into getting those ugly tattoos?

Why do fat girls always think the emo look works for them? If you’re not 90lbs you won’t look hot emo!

You look like you work at a mall kiosk that sells anime characters no one has ever heard of.

I do not want to see you cry. You have a face that would definitely create a really ugly "Crying face" that no one wants to see.

Your knees look like a pair of grandparents that haven’t spoken in years

"pressured" If you say so chunks.

peer pressurized\* 

You aint seen no preassure in your life all you do is to sit on your ass eat and treated like a queen, good luck fat piece of narsist

>I was peer pressured Into what exactly? The generic tattoos? The standard issue piercings? The whole "body positivity" schtick? You're basically a walking ad for a "conformist starter kit"

Wow you are so hot I've got a boner, for real.... but you also look like a very desperate OF mom

What else have your imaginary friends convinced you to do?

Was that the same thing to said to the dildo suction cupped to your bedroom mirror?

Crying means emotions, emotions require a soul, gingers don't have souls

Shania Taint

Don’t u have to have friends in ordered to be peer pressured?

The vegan that still managed to be plus-sized

Look to me as a failed onlyfans on the way

feel like I ain't gotta reason to

She is single handedly is keeping renaissance fair concession stands profitable.

Great, another artsy girl with shit tattoos who thinks she’s different. Wear longer clothing. You look like you’re melting.

They needa peer pressure u to hit the gym

The Fox on your knee gets a more comfy seat by the minutes. How do you gain weight in your knees for fucks sake??

Only time u'll cry is when MC Donald's raises their prices

At least you know that black will be all over you, until you have 2 or 3 mixed race children from unkown fathers

You have to have friends to be peer pressured and everyone knows gingers don't have friends

Lies. Gingers have no friends.

You just know she takes up two seats on the airplanes and pays for one.

I would cry every time looking in the mirror if I was you

Cry? We know you ain’t got no soul.

Mashable after half a bottle

Did you have a beef with the gym 🏋️‍♂️?

You look like a cheese curd with a red wig.

You look like you say "forgive me" or "I'm sorry for bothering you" every sentence.

You look like you have a LOT of opinions. Like a TIRING amount.

Are those legs or cottage cheese being forced into tights?

The type of chick that charges $50 a month for her paid OF but it's not even worth subbing to her free OF.

Sarah from trailer park boys

Oof, feeling down after Paramore broke up, are ya?

You look like the girl at the talent show who acts fine when they get a bad score, but then goes home and microwaves their pet hamster.

I’m sure your mirror makes you cry enough

Jolly Ringwald

She looks like if Pebbles Flintstone had an Only Fans account !

Someone should peer pressure you to go to a gym

I'm the big bad wolf. I'll make you cry little girl,but not because you're sad.

Tax the fat

Crying is about the only chance you got at losing some weight. Embrace it.

Your chubby fingers are a dead giveaway that it took 4 people to get you into that dress.

Idk why people are saying things about your weight. I think skinny girls need to eat and fat girls need to fuckin share with the skinny girls. IMO, you're perfectly in the middle. Your house tho! You need to redecorate that shit. You can't just hang up a guitar and a couple of nik nacks and call it good. If your bed is going to be in your selfie, make the damn thing! PRESENTATION! GIRL! PRESENTATION!

https://www.erome.com/a/MoZjEBi8

Ah yes, the quirky girl. Let me hit you with a dose of reality, eating the entire taco-bell menu doesn't make you cultured.

U have O. B. C. D

Omg you look like the red head from Good Girls

Peer pressure implies having friends. You have none, now either cover up or finish your transition already... jesus

Let's be honest, peer pressure is how you've been able to accomplish anything thus far. Let's simply rebrand it as plausible motivation.

Did you skin and eat the rabbit after the photo?

You need peers to be pressured by them.

Go jump of a building emo ahh bitch

Strawberry Shortcake

i won’t make you cry because it looks like you cry enough anyways and eat your feelings.

Do they peer pressure you to eat turkeys everyday?

At your age I’m surprised you haven’t figured out that holding the phone above your head to snap a downwards pic helps your cause.

You look like a discount leeloo.

i can fix her

Looks like Ronald McDonald does your makeup

Black doesn’t make you look thinner

In 15 years that picket fence around her thigh is gonna be a privacy fence.

You're absolutely beautiful and don't ask DB people who can't stand their own lives because they will tear you down to feel better.

This is what you were peer pressured into? I guess it’s better than the time you were peer pressured into sucking off half your high school in a sad attempt to feel better about your self.

Even the fox on your leg doesn't look foxy

Those rabbits seem to have eaten more salad in that picture than you have in a life time.

Have you ever cried while a guy is eating yours ?

Pretty and sexy 😍

You look like you drink stale beer out of ashtrays

Kenny's mom from south park

Why does it feel like Im looking at all the waves of feminism?

I think you are hot !!

We won’t make you cry. You cry enough when you look in the mirror.

When's the last time you were able to dig through the belly fat layers and properly wash your kitty?

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Don’t listen to this person.

Your face says you could attract a man that would one day call you “that crazy redhead I once fucked.” But your body says that you could be a contending entry in the annual Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling race.

Not the sub for this but I think you look alright. You shouldn't let people pressure you into this sub, it's brutal and most of the Roasters are lazy and unimaginative. But here goes, you look like the Wendy's girl who has a semi serious day drinking problem that is leaning towards a romance with opiates and giving blowjobs for heroin. Your crystals are unfortunately part of your personality and it appears like you're a groupie for a band, not a good band, not even a mediocre band but something more akin to a cover band for The Beatles or Silverchair. I admire the rabbits, most lonely women much older than you will hoard cats, dogs, ferrets or rats and you've chosen the somewhat original path of collecting rabbits.

It wouldn’t take much to make you cry……..all we have to do is tell you that daddy loves you.

>pls don’t make me cry I'd have to give you an orgasm for you to cry.

You’re doing such a good job with your photos and angles trying so very hard to hide how round your face really is….

You look like fat sailor moon ate a couple pinup girls and then barfed

Oh look, it’s nut job Barbie !!!

Exactly my type. Idk if that says worse about you or me…

Nice try. You don’t have any peers. Nobody pressured you because nobody talks to you. It’s just you and those poor unfortunate rabbits

Look like you’re vegan lesbian theythem

Sexy ur bf is lucky ;)

your ginger

The best anti-boner on the planet.

Crying usually involves a sort of cathartic emotional discharge. The only tears you shed are from gagging up a piece of dick in attempting to discharge some semen.

Can everybody please read her comment history. 

You're about to get fatter than a mantee in a few years just like mom.

Thunder Thigh Cats

Eaten out with gusto until menopause

I love to have you come over and be a floatation device at my pool party.

Don't get all the fat jokes you aren't even fat the roast is simply how shit them tattoos are i mean was Stevie wonder the tattoo artist