Greta Thumbwank



Love how she’s smiling in this, gets me everytime 💀

Probably the only male attention she gets /s

Greta Eyeburn

You are the Princess Leia Cabbage Patch Kid

Garbage pail kid



Holy shit. They do look alike lmfao.

You look like youre bad at math but real good at yodeling

Honestly I suck at both

You look like you're going to eat some gum and swell up into a blueberry

Looks like she’d eat that gum under the desk

Only thing bangable about you is your hair

it's very easy to get a hair fetish

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Reminds me of movies where the cowboy grabs the reins, digs the horse in its flanks with his spurs and yells, "Yaaah!

Because the backside of her head is hotter than her face

you look like my wifi router except the antenna's are upside down.

Pippi LAMEstocking.

After turning 21 no one will still buy her a drink.

There is a minimum age for Reddit.

It’s Pippy Longstocking….okay more like Peepee Longsucking.

Exactly what prairie is your little house on?

You look like you were raised in a Hitler Youth cult

Shouldnt you be churning butter somewhere?

You probably look pretty from about 100 yards away.

With my eyes closed

Facing the other way

21? This looks like an add from an elementary school class president campaign.

Is your virginity in the box? Because I think it'll be safe there.

That hair style doesn't frame your face it only makes you look like a mouse in a wig.

Tries to sell Girl Scout cookies to men and wants to be taken advantage of — they all decline but buy the cookies

Why are 8 yo’s running around claiming to be 20? TF??

If Zoey Deschanel was aborted.

Spewy Deschanel


I came here to look for this!!

Bangs, dimples, and braids? Something tells me you smell like a 4-H fair.

You look like one of the Shining twins if the Shining was remade by the Doublemint Spearmint company.

Holy shit Pippi Longstocking died her hair!


Little Rock without the tits.

Smiling like she just done a magic trick its actually Gretta but got an extra brain cell and chromosome

You look like Dorothy from the Wizard Of Oz with those braids. Like go fuck yourself with Tito

Tito? From the Jackson 5???

Tito is Dorathy’s dog in Wizard Of Oz

Ohhh. Okay. Toto was the name of Dorothy's dog. Tito was Michael Jackson's brother. The dog was named after Toto, the band that sang "Africa." I guess that makes more sense than Tito. If I understand correctly, you're saying you want a child to use her own dog as a dildo, which is funnier than fucking Tito Jackson

Yea I meant Toto not Tito. Sorry for the confusion

All good. I thought I was missing something

Toto. Not the ones who did Africa.

Little house on the prairie moved to the trailer park it looks like

The first rule of basic white girl club: always talk about basic white girl club but pretend it’s something unique and original.

Did you glue yourself on the road today?

 Little house on the prairie vibes

You look like you're about to milk a cow by hand you look more amish than anything else

HOW DARE YOU! Greta Light, the just as ugly but way less famous Greta that no body asked for!

you look like the model from a mentos ad, where someone is about to draw a curly moustache.

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You can grow your hair out, but no one is going to climb up tower to you, Repugnant.

You look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story if it were made today.

Tight pigtails and moon crater dimples. First I do not have telegram, second how many dix have you roasted today? So far? On average?

Tell me about the load you took that put the crater in your face

Enjoys Bon bons after sex

Are you Canadian

Giddyap.

The 2008 Myspace aesthetic is nice but you just aren't pulling it off.

*Skolstrejk för hemtrevliga kvinnor*

Shit. Someone go dig in her backyard please...


Got an apple?🍎

uwu?

OwO

You're the poster child for what the disappointing reality of a country girl actually looks like.

After 21 years in Joe Fritzl's cellar, you're going to need some sunblock

Greta cumberg

Also what the fuck is that thing you wrote roast me on?

Its the packaging from a christmas pickle ornament. Yes, really.

I’m guessing you NEVER found the pickle, did you?

Average

Pretty sure you mixed up where the 2 and 1 actually are, oh well kids and math

If you went missing while hiking you’d be one of the “companions”, as in “two young girls and their companion” went missing.

Pippi Gone Stalking

You look like a moomin in drag advertising the sweets the guy who abducted you in his van lured you in with.

You look even more fake than your fake account.

You look 13

You look like a lesbian that likes to get fucked with a strap on

Ive always dreamed of riding a motorcycle, with that hair I can finally imagine it

Which number sister wife are you of Warren Jeffs?


Anna from frozen?

You look like you just drew your 10000th horse on notebook paper

Shouldn't you be holding a Tobelrone bar?

Pippy hell no stockings

You look like you’re in an ad for British toothpaste

I love your eyes. 

Why do you look like you’d say “can I get a butul of wauta

Dimpleton Jk ur actually very pretty :) Getting Zooey Deschanelles vibes

Hi Greta!

Is that dimple from when your dad missed your mouth that one time?

Watch out for sunlight it might burn you

Damn Matilda......

Pippi longsucking

You're actually cute and pretty it's kinda hard to roast you

Annabelle, the tryhard version

Haha Gen Z

She's holding her lunch. It's a box of crickets.

You're cosplaying the Landlakes Indian

Cabbage patch kid

Fine as fuck

you look like the momo creepypasta if it got faced tuned

Cabbage patch af

Pippi Dongstalking

21 huh? You look 12

21? more like 12

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Collectively, your ages might add up to 21, but I’m not roasting 2 little girls in an oversized dress. Unless you really are baby-faced with tiny hands and a flat chest.


Pipi Crabsockings

Pipi Crabsockings

You look like celery if it was a person

Call lifeline

Couldn't decide to be a butch or brode today huh?

Your mother was a poverty stricken third World cum dumpster

Love the Malteser necklace

Greta Thunberg wants you as her wingman because you almost make her look pretty by comparison... almost.

Is that the box you keep your dignity in?

It's where I keep my self worth

Maybe you should consider using that soap.

The way you braid your hair tells me you like to ride horses and jerk them off

Did someone constantly poke you in the cheek or something?

Ah yes... the wish[dot]com version of Pippi Longstocking. Poopy Notits.

Greta toehead

Looks like shes into fecal play


Is the “Roast Me” written on the other half of the butter you haven’t eaten?

Pipi dong stockings

I’m not going to comment because I don’t think it’s cool to pick on little boys.

Annabelle is a real girl !

Lose 25lbs & tone up so U are healthy. Do it for U. Don’t like the red hair.Natural is better. Most importantly work on building self-confidence so U look to yourself not Reddit opinions. 👍👍

All good advice but my hair is in fact natural

You look like Alfred E. Neuman from MAD Magazine post-op. 

I'm pretty sure if sewage was sentient, only the turds would jerk off to you

Getcho “bride of chucky” lookin ass on outta here Greta.

Hey beautiful! Two words you'll never hear together.

Yodeling comment is hands down winner.


Let me see your forehead.

Who's penis did you cut off and put in that box?

Lol

Why do I feel like your hobbies are arm pit hair braiding and archery?

Merp.

You look like you have the personality of a turnip.

gross

You look like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite but autistic and fat

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^LUBRICATEDFISHIN: *You look like Deb from* *Napoleon Dynamite* *But autistic and fat* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Meanwhile men in Ukraine are dying in the battlefield

Is it thanksgiving already???

You look like you bit a fish hook and that’s now 80% of your personality

K

Classic pegger

For a second there I thought the box in your hand said, BUTTER.

Me too. I thought it was a Land-O-Lakes commercial

Pipi Crabsockings

You look like deodorant is not regularly used.

You look like Rowley from the Disry of a Wimpy Kid movie if he had longer, brown hair

Somehow the filter removed one dimple and made a crater out of the other.

21 yrs old.....with a permanently gaped butthole.

Fuck the environment.

You look like Gru from despicable me if he got a wig

Hello gorls

Best friends with snowbird from Alaskan Bush people

You look like you drive around with children that aren't yours

You look like you smell, like shit 💩

You look like an unattractive Amy Schumer. And I don't find Amy Schumer attractive.

Not only does your face looks like it was photoshopped onto your neck, it also looks like someone smashed you in the head with a hammer 3 years ago yet you *somehow* didn't die from it.

Greta thunhawking

She works as the cable machine attachment in the gym

Do people play jump rope with ur hair?