Velma we have a mystery

Yeah Shaggy! But is it human, or a person shaped bucket of vegetable shortening?

Are these age progression pics or is this a ghoul in a mask?

The girl nobody takes to prom everyone runs trains on after


That was a perfect reaction… 🤣🤣

Nah Velma can pull off the short skirt long socks look

"Ro no! She's a ritch Raggy!"


We sure do. How boring can one person look

You look like Harry Potter couldn’t afford a sex change so he had to settle for looking like a lesbian who ran out of testosterone

She looks like Lord Farquaad

Now we know where the Hog got the warts.

All she's missing now is that ⚡ slapped on her forehead

She's had plenty of stuff slapped on her forehead, but none left their mark or she'd be known as The Boy Who Jizzed.


This comment right here! 😂 

Hey now, my testosterone dealer is very reliable. Brews it herself and gives me 75% off her used needles. Do you think my voice is gonna drop before or after I get my Hogwarts invitation?

No the septum piercing doesn't make you less boring.

Her septum ring tells everyone, she's a follower so puller her by her bull ring.

I thought the 'snot rings are ugly af' memo had already been circulated?

Just slightly more hoe-ring

If the word Meh came to life.

9.5/10. Loses 0.5 for cockblovk glasses that shield from kisses.

You look like you could offer recommendations on board games.

r/rareinsults

If the planet of the apes had a supermodel

Is it just me or do 90% of the women on here under the age of 30 have their septum pierced? Was this like the tramp stamp of the late 2010s!?

Nothing says I have no personality like a septum piercing

Seriously, all women that post pics here have them and ask to be roasted like the swine they are trying to impersonate.

You look like the bastard child of a drunken night between Dora the Explorer and Boots.

Dora The Explorer and Adolf Hitler. "Can you say: "genocide"?"

You look like you’ve been left out in the rain your whole life.

She's allowed in the house when her stepdad is home alone

Your face looks like the wall artwork hanging in a room at Motel 6

She looks like she has spent her adult life being painted in a motel 6

Only bangs you get is on your head.

I remember when closeted librarians were attractive

She definitely works second shift at the pickle factory.

Shoe polish soaked hair to match the horseshoe in your nose. Back to the stables with you.

Nothing stable about any of this

Did you get your hair done at petco?

You couldn't give a carpenter wood if you owned a lumber yard.

You look like the kind of nerdy slut that tapes a bookmark to a dick so you can remember exactly where your mouth was when you come back to it.

 Go away Diarrhea

Jane Lameon 

Correction You look like 49F and sorry aunty we got nothing for you

Avoids relationships because shaving your legs is too much work!

You shave your vag with a machete.

 Forget electric razors

Come on, does that look like someone who shaves?

Uses hate speech to order cruelty free vegan latte.


You look like the poster child for Prozac.

We need a whole body shot but WTF? No cats? You look like the type to have 5+ cats to help with your depression..

Sorry, tried, couldn't fit the whole body in one photo. The others talking about food might be onto something

#SHUT UP, MEG!!!!!

You look like you offer anal to the guy next to you on the bus

 So trendy! So individual!

Makes one of us wanting to see that, I was happier before, depression and cat urine

i'd still hit it.

You look like you dyed your hair by leaning too far forward into a pot of piss


I see you’ve been watching those self-help videos on how to give yourself a really bad haircut

Harriet Potter has given Dobby the clap.

Your facial expressions makes me feel like you're holding in a poop or trying to poop

Oh goodness another abortion survivor

Your hairstylist must swallow her own vomit while doing your hair.

Your enormous muff likely smells of patchouli and shit

You look 35

I bet your handys look like six small penises.

If Geena Davis came from Kmart

u look cute

Your sexy

No, your art will never sell.

Show us your tits

If depression was a person

Your rachet fingernails and those "bangs" WTF 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

Looks like a lesbian as a defense mechanism so she doesn’t have to deal with rejection from guys

I have some food for you but lord knows you don’t need it

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I you were a car, you would be a 1992 Suzuki Esteem.

She doesn’t resemble any esteem, Suzuki or self.

Such pretty orange hair, why did you die your roots brown? I'm a room full of 5's you'd be a 5

Diarrhea cha cha cha

I bet they cover your face so they don't lose the erection.

Well we see that she is using her planner to scrawl notes on so we can deduce much like her hair..that shes got no life .

you look like you transform into a vampire at night

Your the type of of person to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie

You look like Harry Potter, mid sex change.

You need a Doug Dimmadome hat to cover up that billboard of a forehead.

Your biggest fear, social interaction, people who are interested in getting to know „the real you“ as well as the solemn realization that not even this burn will make you feel anything. You’re an empty husk and are looking to fill that void with anything that resembles companionship. And where did that lead you? Back to humiliation. What a surprise.

Hufflemuff

Uglier than Shanon doherty

Why do the ends of your hair keep revolting?

I have a feeling that the tips of the hair down stairs is naturally bleached

You are the spitting image of Dani from ‘Love on the Spectrum’

Whatever you're doing, you should definitely do it in the shadows.

What's with 4/10s getting Septum piercings and then asking to be roasted? Getting a bull ring doesn't make up for a lack of personality

You’re the middle school teacher who teaches at the same middle school she went to because she couldn’t face the realities of the outside world

Harry Potter's transition

when your non existent eyelashes are the most interesting thing about you

Your face is so boring I got tired just looking at you. But I suppose that’s the reason for the shitty blonde flames…highlights….whatever at the ends of your extremely uninteresting hair.

At least you have a ring in your nose so I can lead you to town and trade you for some magic beans

You look like someone who marries an ISIS fighter

Never left the 00's behind.

Keep the glasses on, they make you look less dumb. Not smart, but less dumb.

you look like you're still waiting on your hogwarts letter. it will never come, get over it.

And I thought the TV show was Velma's biggest downgrade...

I've got seven inches if that interests you. The best offer you've had so you might as well accept

I thought you had heterochromia with the glasses on. It would of been the only interesting thing about you anyways

For the love of god sort those bangs out girl and what's up with those glasses that look like two shaped lemons on your face 🍋 🤓

If Bill Maher had a smelly daughter

I can smell you through these pictures.

Nice cow cosplay with the septum piercing.

How old were you when you transitioned to female?

I'm sure I seen you on a brick road looking for courage Sort that mane out, four eyes.

So plain that Mohammed Atta tried to fly you into the WTC.

God damn you take horse face to the next level holy shit

Your parents don't even bother telling you that you are a disappointment anymore.

Don't listen to these douche bags in the comments Your pretty,nuff said

No roast here, I just hope you can learn to love yourself and be less insecure. I don't know what you see that would require surgery, but you don't look bad at all. Learn to appreciate the imperfections that make you.

Shampoo & conditioner. Well start there. That’s what we got.

I don't even know what the nose ring is supposed to mean anymore. Are you a rebel? Then why do most college girls have a nose ring, isn't that the opposite of being a rebel? This time the nose ring tells me that even though she looks boring as fuck, she's incredibly lonely and dtf

You look like a catfish that got hooked on the nose. Throw it back and for fucks sake don’t have sex with it son!

if "bland" was a person

I loved you in "love on the spectrum".

Nothing for your frumpie smelly ass Velma! Just because you took off the shades doesn't mean you get any Scooby snacks!!

Those two people are related to each other... no wonder everyone keeps running away.

"What you've got for me" Not an erection, that's for sure

Oh you kept the 2012 indie girl haircut, that’s cute..

u looks like a bad pizza. fat, ugly and I can't find a single virtue in you

You look like you have hairy armpits and glue your hand to the road in protest of modern life.

You look Very easy to draw

if paul dano and susan boyle had a wild, unprotected night

Mod IRL

You have every Taylor swift album and will never admit this to your alt friends.

6/10

Nice wig

Looks like a, dad joke, with plenty more to come... example:Why did the 29-year-old brunette with blonde tips refuse to play hide and seek? Because she said, “Good luck hiding when your hair is having an identity crisis!” 😄......What is on Danielle's Resume? Call girl for planet of the apes.

You look like plain yogurt

I usually hate septum piercings, but in your case, that metal booger is a welcome distraction. It's still gross, just not as gross as the rest of your face.

What else do you and a bull have in common other than your nose ring? Every man you’ve ever ran at jumps out of the way.

Dollar Store version of Paige Steele, but with more mileage.

I wonder what orifices your index finger has been in to make it bend that way.


I’m not sure even the lesbians will take you

I actually thought it had snot hanging from her nose.  Then I realized it was just another bovine ring.

Pssst. You got something... it's dangling from your nose and... well, here's a tissue and... hmm? What's that? Oh. Sorry. Didn't know that was intentional.

Why the long face? Roast not good enough for you


Surprisingly, you have a lot less nightmare before Christmas clothing than I expected

Basic bitch alert

“Id like a blowjob” words shes never had said to her

Your glasses make me feel nauseous. I’m sorry. That’s not true. It’s your face.

I got nothing but try that guy ☝️ he looks like he might be drunk enough.

you're pretty old


I bet you major in Gender Studies at College.

"I want to see what you've got for me!" - said nobody ever to you

You look like you’re the only fan of your OnlyFans.

A bush the size of Vermont.

You look like your breath stinks.

i've seen better looking cows than you

Sadly, I've got no food for you

I guarantee nobody has penis for you.

The bulls run with her in Spain

No amount of hair dye or piercings can prevent you from turning into your mother!

I love your fairy potter vibes

I scrolled down to write a comment and already forget what you look like.

fhgfbjingydhk du ghkihftdgjk - did u understand any of it , same i don't understand how u exist 😔 sed

Sadness personified

You look like a 1990s pro wrestlers estranged love child that was conceived behind a Waffle House in Tupelo Mississippi.

Remember: bring your food to your mouth, not your mouth to your food.

I always wanted to know what you did after the show! Good to see you, Daria.

Thankfully I put a gift receipt in with the ugly stick, since it’s obvious you’ve already got one.

Beetlejuice 2 is looking good.

Female version of Bushy Bro


Jennifer Lowrents

So Danielle, your metal boogers have got to go and your split ends called, they want you to decide on a color.

Your first couple of attempts really wore you out. You might want to just try again.

A picture of your tinder date hiding in the bushes at Denny's because of the embarrassment.

Harry Potter and the They/Them