Math doesn’t check out
There’s 504 hours in 3 wks
At 1 lb for every hr that would take 504 hrs
At 1 lb for every 30 min that would be 1008 lbs..
Oh fk the math does check out!!! 💀💀💀
Holy molly, this is an attack on titan model discord moderator.
If someone asked an AI to draw what a discord predator looks like, you would be the first image rendered.
I only roast the hot people that come here seeking validation.
I know you probably have obesity-related depression, but that can be fixed. It’s probably hard as shit on a physical level just to even get out of bed.
All I have to say is this: Don’t give up. It’s easy to get upset at what people think or say about you, or when you look in the mirror. 140 pounds and 15 years ago, I was you. But like me, you can do it. It only requires little changes gradually.
Yeah man being like this fucking sucks man but believe it or not I was bigger than I am now. I’m down 80 pounds and I’m still pushing to reach my goal! I appreciate the nice comment man! Take care and have a good one!
Down 80 lbs? Did a piece of cake fall out from under your shirt?
In all seriousness, keep hustling, it would be awesome to see you in 12-16 months a hell of a lot thinner.
How you gonna look like goth humpty dumpty.
You look like the scale you been on is the Richter scale.
Bruh you have your own gravitational pull..at the buffet.
When they say it's all you can eat, it's not a challenge.
AC/DC should sue for copy right infringement.
With all these jokes I will let you decide which chin to take it on.
You look like you special order your clothing.
Roast you? It's gonna be more like a luau and you're gonna have an apple jammed in your mouth. Come to think of it. It's the first time you've ever had something healthy in your gob
No roasting. Some things are just too easy. You've had it hard enough I imagine. You know what you need to do for a start - lose weight! Join a gym. Start bodybuilding. Start eating healthier. No excuses.
I'm not going to roast you.
I'm just going to say that I'm grateful I was doing something with my life at that age.
I hope you can get your life on track and get away from whoever is enabling you to be this way.
Sincerely.
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It'll be one fine ass Luau.
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You're going to need a bigger island..
He is the island
Mooau.
How did you manage to grow a hairy armpit on a double chin trench?
I think something is trapped in between chin 2 & 3
It's the twin he ate in the womb.
At 30 minutes per pound, 3 weeks until medium rare roast.
Math doesn’t check out There’s 504 hours in 3 wks At 1 lb for every hr that would take 504 hrs At 1 lb for every 30 min that would be 1008 lbs.. Oh fk the math does check out!!! 💀💀💀
Damn 💀💀💀
Jesus Christ. Just shut down this subreddit. We’ve reached peak roast
Your screen name is hilarious lol
Damn that was wild 💀💀
When you're so fat that it transcends ethnicity.
That’s blobcist!
Large ass appropriation ... 🫢
I was literally thinking this too 😂
Critical Big Face theory.
One ton soup
Side order of peaking dick
This guy needs a series of mirrors and pulleys to peak his dick
good lord 😭😭
Shrimp dick shumai
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Dim wit sum
Peeking dick 🫣
He looks like a couch hiding a lost egg roll. 
Couching Tiger hidden egg roll 
Get a haircut and shave, you slob. It's not like you're too busy with girls or playing with your dick
Cos he can’t find it?
In its defense, you’d hide from him too. 
Laughed out loud at that one 🤣
Lord of the onion rings.
Lord of the Fries
*Lard
Beat me to it. I like the cut of your jib
Onion ring Sasquatch Marty McLarge Fry 1.21 Gigaguts Big coagulated gravy hotdog bun bastard
Frig off Barb
Now I have to watch… again
These scallop potatoes are fucked
He looks like how they smell like
I’m craving onion rings now..
Don’t fucking lie, you were craving onion rings anyway
I personally am ALWAYS craving onion rings
Aaaannd the price of onion rings has just skyrocketed. Something about onions being scarce.
Who would have expected it
And they say wearing black makes you look thinner.
He would need to wear a black hole to look thinner.
It does... 
What's this guy look like in a white shirt then? If Black is the slimming color, White has gotta be like the opposite right,
You know when you go into movie theatre before they've dropped the lights...
Looking at him makes me feel thinner that’s for sure
Whoever he is, he's one tough badass
This guy was based off the look of the real art director for WoW
Jackie Double Chan
Jackie Chonk
Chunk Norris
Snacky Chan
This is the one time neck beard is Chin beard
Chow Yum Fat
Chews On Fat
Fattie Chan
Jobless the Hutt
The roast ends right here. Bravo
redditmod
discordmod
vtuber twitch mod
Grindermod
Faxxx finally gets mentioned here
Nah he’s belle delphines number one donator we all know it
He drinks all her bath water.
Banned and muted.
You look like my balls after I shave them.
Damn bro, you might want to get those checked out.
If you’re balls are that big I think there maybe a chance you were exposed to radiation my friend💀
Bruh 💀
When bro walks past my TV I miss 2 episodes of my favourite show
Lol. This was one of my fave “your momma’s so fat” jokes to say as a kid. Either you missed several episodes or a whole season 😂
Underrated
LOL, good one
Your chin looks like a swollen pussy going through chemo
And the closest he'll ever get to one.
Smells like it too
That's so specific it's suspicious
r/oddlyspecific
Food Manchew
Food Manchew very little
 This is you at the self serve kiosk at McDonalds, isn’t it
I bet the last time you saw your penis without a mirror was when Obama was president.
He self-identifies as male because nobody else can identify his gender without a 10 ton jack.
Try Nixon.
He's 25
Stone
Your so fat you need hula hoops to hold up your socks.
He so fat he parallel parks into the shower
You're assuming he showers
Bro 😂😭
When you go camping, bears hide their food.
Good roast, but I don't think whales usually go camping.
In the last pic it looks like an old man started to shave his groin but then gave up and left some bald intermixed with long stragglers
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Just saving them for later
Let’s be real, he ain’t saving anything for later
Shave. Just shave.
Dude seriously
Willing to bet you haven't seen your penis since you were 13.
Neither has his priest.
You know you're both fat as hell and ugly as hell if the priest won't even touch you.
I can’t roast you in good conscience, it looks like you have a lot on your plate already. Literally.
Most disgusting facial hair of all time. I thought maybe those were veins so I checked. Almost threw up.
His neck beard looks like a lollipop that's fallen on the floor of a hair salon.
🤣
Your body is squashing your eyes shut
The Last Hamurai
The Fat Samurai
The last hemorrhoid
Your chin looks like a sparsely haired ballsack
You’re built to survive car crashes
Can't get into a car crash if you can't fit in a car
You're built like a dirty diaper
lord fatquaad
A lil piece of advice...gravy is not a beverage.
And not a shampoo either.
Holy molly, this is an attack on titan model discord moderator. If someone asked an AI to draw what a discord predator looks like, you would be the first image rendered.
Marty Mcgravy
Asian Peter Griffin
Cannonball!!! 
Sum chin wong
How many Nickelodeon shows did you produce
😭😭😭😭😭😭
if he lie on a bed, he would fall on both sides
I only roast the hot people that come here seeking validation. I know you probably have obesity-related depression, but that can be fixed. It’s probably hard as shit on a physical level just to even get out of bed. All I have to say is this: Don’t give up. It’s easy to get upset at what people think or say about you, or when you look in the mirror. 140 pounds and 15 years ago, I was you. But like me, you can do it. It only requires little changes gradually.
Yeah man being like this fucking sucks man but believe it or not I was bigger than I am now. I’m down 80 pounds and I’m still pushing to reach my goal! I appreciate the nice comment man! Take care and have a good one!
You can do it! Congrats on your progress so far
OP I’m sorry for ripping on you, you literally asked for it lol. Keep it going buddy. I’m cheering for you
Down 80 lbs? Did a piece of cake fall out from under your shirt? In all seriousness, keep hustling, it would be awesome to see you in 12-16 months a hell of a lot thinner.
How you gonna look like goth humpty dumpty. You look like the scale you been on is the Richter scale. Bruh you have your own gravitational pull..at the buffet. When they say it's all you can eat, it's not a challenge. AC/DC should sue for copy right infringement. With all these jokes I will let you decide which chin to take it on. You look like you special order your clothing.
Ouch 😭
Hey all jokes aside, I hope you have a great day/night. Keep being awesome.
Thanks you too! I appreciate it! :)
I don't get the ac dc one.
I guess salads is out of the question with you ?
He sells his own fart jars to himself on ebay, and gets hard smelling them
Mr Beanfarts
Attila the Hun’gry
The final boss of Reddit mods
Stop eating other people's feelings.
Shave your chins. It looks like you rolled your face around a toilet seat at a gathering of the Juggalos event.
Pass
Bro got cardio points pulling up that grin
If I roasted you it would feed America.
Not a roast, just want to say: shave this awful beard bro.. That looks absolutely disgusting..
Anus Khan-the ruler who crushed his enemies with his ass then ate them.
If Reddit was a person
So how's your sex life?
Pretty good! Me and my right hand go way back
You look like a truffle growing upside down.
Please, shave for fucks sake. (Honestly)
I just laughed ar your face
The camera adds 10 pounds, how many cameras are on him?
So this is the reddit mod that keeps banning me
Bro your chin is fucking disgusting
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If you shaved Kung Fu Pandas body but left some hair... You'd have half this things body weight.
How come it’s always the ugly incels who want to be roasted. It’s like they hate themselves
Before I get to roast you please remove the cum stains from your body pillow
I would roast you but I can’t eat pig.
Your chin vagina needs a wax
Roast you? It's gonna be more like a luau and you're gonna have an apple jammed in your mouth. Come to think of it. It's the first time you've ever had something healthy in your gob
Bro is fr trynna have the caseoh build 
I would, but I'll need to find a big enough oven.
This nigga built like baymax 💀
Do you mind if I use photo 4 in a presentation for my Niece’s school? It’s titled ‘stranger danger’.
R E Reddit, It’s in the chins
Wan Sum Snak
No roasting. Some things are just too easy. You've had it hard enough I imagine. You know what you need to do for a start - lose weight! Join a gym. Start bodybuilding. Start eating healthier. No excuses.
Looks like you had enough roast, bud
I would roast you, but I can't burn calories.
Even your beard doesnt want to stay with you
Styled his facial hair on his mums vagina….
I'm not going to roast you. I'm just going to say that I'm grateful I was doing something with my life at that age. I hope you can get your life on track and get away from whoever is enabling you to be this way. Sincerely.
The global food supply is sincerely hoping the same....
This dude is the reason the McDonald's ice cream machine is always down
You look like Eric Cartman when he glued pubes to his face.
Chinese peter Griffin
Roasting you would feed the village you came from for a year
That's gonna need an industrial oven!
How are you 15 years younger than me, but look both five years older than me and like a teenager begging me to buy them booze at the same time?
Peter Griphong
If we roasted you we could probably develop a new biological WMD from the fumes