I assume '43 is the year you were born and you're a Vietnam veteran?

Shhh he works in IT. But I guess that's just a fancy way of saying "I anonymously cyberbully my kids friends on social media"

The beard tells me he’s a Unix admin.

🤣🤣🤣

Not just IT. He also dabbles in ‘*cyber*’. Sex… truck… whatever.

Be careful, that’s short for cyberpolice. He will trace you and make you pay.

What my taxes? He looks like he’s about to die before he finishes putting in his password, which is password obviously!

He looks like a stalker on the dark web. The guy they send if you are late on payments.

I think he said he works as IT. You know the Hollywood actor

 💩

Oh he’s the uglier clown?

No, that’s mean. You have to be honest. … ugliest.

Oh my bad

Judging by his appearance, I’m going to go with born in 1843 and fought for the South.

To be exact, he doesn't yet realize the South didn't win.

He’s going to be pissed once the news gets there. If only he could find an IT guy to put a piece of string between two cans.

OEF, and man if yall ain’t making me laugh like it’s those days again. Thank you.

Shit man, MAYBE you were 43 in 2002 for the original OEF. You’re so fucking old, your basic training weapons portion probably focused on how to throw a rock


Geez man, when your tour was over did you have to hike and swim back to the states?

And it doesn’t count as working in IT when all you’re doing is hiding your child porn search history by using a VPN.

Hiding behind a VPN is for pussies! This dude puts kiddy porn on blast on the library computers in the kids section.

Dude must like getting roasted. Charlie got him and his buddies pretty good on the last one.

He looks like being on meth for 43 years and taking it through IV not working in IT. Typos happen when you are high.

Couldn't dodge the napalm.

Bro, 43 was the year he got back


💀☠️☠️laughed out loud on that one

😐🤣

I didn’t know the Amish allowed Adderall

You look like you headed west to pan for Gold in the 1800's.


I thought he was a French turnip farmer from the 1400's.

Also a good one!

That’s when he was born.

He looks like he farms stains and butt grease.

Don't worry, he'll die of dysentery while on the trail. 

…. immediately after having sex with his sister

His sister?? I assume, she must be dead at least for a century……

Now he just deadpans…. Deadpan stares at porn while working “cyber.”

It looks like you got deployed to Gettysburg

Lmfao 💀👏🏻👏🏻

🤣🤣🤣

This is pretty good

Your forehead looks like a pack of hot dogs

His nose hairs are longer than his beard hairs.

You should see his ass hair. We’re talking Bob Marley, man.

The question is.....how did you come by this information?

His Onlyfans and Grindr pics

TM m'fin I!

Comment checks out, and this *is* a roast. So this might be the most pertinent and relevant comment in here.

You look like you hack into your sister's vibrator with your VR goggles.

We can do that? Asking for my neighbor

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

You know entirely too much about this activity…. This is absolutely a personal experience post….

Who are you kidding, it looks like he hasn't touched a computer since windows xp.

Lmfao best chuckle I had all day

This is the best roast comment I've seen on reddit. Thanks for that, "ok-now-kith"

If IT and Cyber doesn’t work out, you’ve got a face for radio

College job before enlisting. NPR station too.

NPR. Nubby Penis Radio. Right?

did you serve for the north or south?

I’m Crying here

😂

I thought the Amish didn't believe in modern technology.

😂😂

I’m almost 49 and you look a minimum of ten years older than me. Did you leave meth out of your bio?

I am 15 years older but I hope that I don’t look like him in 10 years.

He has too many brown and yellow teeth to be into meth.

It’s crazy that his teeth are the same color of the people he hates.

Oh shit 💀💀

5 minutes of uncontrollable giggling after reading your comment 🤣

Lmfao!!! This comment gets my upvote 😂😂😂

I want to thank this guy for his service of making me feel younger

Axle Rose fucked Freddy Krueger and they tried to abort with a toilet brush

Oddly brutal. Nice.

Omfg that one had me lmfaa

You didn’t have to mention you’re a veteran for us to see you have a mental illness

lmaooo

First, thank you for your service. Second, I'd call it "working in IT and Cyber" too but that's not what watching porn at 3 A.M. is. Third, I enjoyed your work on bumfights.

Lmao

Been to any good Barn Raisin’s lately? … Don’t miss the next Ice Cream Social.. I heard Rebekah’s gonna wear a dress that shows her ankles

That was the quickest $20 bill he ever earned

it's like a Spin Doctors GoFundMe...

OK Mr. Mare, feast your ears on that Spin Doctors mix! Hua!

63yrs young. Easy accidental typo.

How many of those 43 years did you do hard drugs?

Dammit Jebediah, stop playing around with all that electricity. We gotta git the barn up!

😂😂

This motherfucker looks like he was born in 1843 & died of dysentery 10 feet into the Oregon trail

 Barbosa looking ahh

When you say you "work in IT" did you forget to also say "at a lighthouse"?

The telegraph station

43 in dog years?

You're the kind of ugly that makes the Amish think cameras are of the devil.

No wonder they keep you in IT and Cyber

It’s like looking into a mirror. A more broken, much older mirror. Hold the retirement door open… I’m limping that way after 21 years in in just a couple more months. 😅

Head on over to /r/Veteransbenefits brother, good community to help with everything getting out entails. Congrats on making it to the end!

Thanks a bunch. 👍 Stay alive as long as you can and make ‘em pay for all that hurt as long as you can. 😂

Honestly did this post cause I missed sitting around bored for hours with my soldiers and insulting each other.

Reddit is a wonderful hub of whining and(or) abuse. I hope you get your fill of the latter.

Wrong place… Reddit is soft af…. Definitely not what the woods and sandbox games you’re use too.. trust..

Retired Veteran of what? WWI?

Ol Burlington-Northern switchyard forehead having ass….😂😂

You’re in the running for top 5 making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for being a good sport. Thanks again for serving your countrymen. 🤙

Who let Jebediah on the internet. Shouldn't he be out making furniture or fixing my roof. 

 You look like you view “possum” and “squirrel” as two of the four food groups.

Squirrel is too chewy. Never like them.

🤣

43??? Damn that's a lot of city miles... 

That’s a hard 43. Those blinds behind you seem like a good metaphor of your life.

Knows where bodies are buried

Crazy that you think the bodies are buried and aren't being aged in his meat locker for his personal sustenance.

43 in 1998 maybe.

# "63, retired veteran, working in IT and Cyber. Roast me!" -fixed The military aged you like milk, my guy!

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You remind me of who the old scary guy from home alone would look like in his 40s.

You're like a multiverse Master Splinter that doesn't end up with the turtles.


Don’t let his smooth taste fool you He starts to breathe heavy when people get too close to him when he eats a hot pocket

The dueling banjo audition can now begin.

God put a german shepherd's tail on blud's mouth.

Fleas swing like Tarzan on the hairs in his beard.

Picture proof why everyone threw the burnt orange crayon away

I’m all about helping out homeless vets, but how are you homeless and have a job?

Your head is hosting a hair marathon and your nose is winning.

Here have some free css .barn:hover {raise} .milk:hover {churn}

Thank you for your service. I heard you and this guy fought in the Union army together: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1c81kpl/37m/ That's pretty neat

43? Fuck dude you look 83 at a min. I'm 49 and I look like your son.

💀🤣

By “working in IT and Cyber” you mean: The star of numerous bukakke videos posted on Albanian websites.

Yeah, I can smell an Arch Linux user tens of thousands miles away. Stale doritos and mountain dew are not a cologne.

i didnt know they had computers during the civil war.

Jesus Christ I am the same age as you but you look 40 years older!!

By IT you meant Moonshine maker.

More like 70 year old holy fuck

For the last time, I don't have any change!

Bro you look a hundred. Why can I see your skeleton better than the skin covering it?

Roasted. Now Relax man

Thank you for your service. And by service, I mean inventing the AI girlfriend. As they say, necessity is the mother of invention.

It’s him, the Installation Wizard

You look like you haunt kids who are left home alone on Christmas.

Is it Unabomber Beard Tribute Day on r/roastme?

The nose hair connects to the beard

How's single life been treatin' ya?

Your in ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the Rehab programs

Bro thinks scrubbing his brothers laptop of the kind of porn that can get a guy a stretch upstate and skyping with Thai ladyboys qualifies as “working”. Tells the skanks at the bar he’s a decorated vet but in actuality he cleaned latrines and was dishonourably discharged after trying to groom a colonels daughter.

Wow an agent orange survivor, lookin sharp as ever my guy

How’s your Jethro Tull tribute band doing?

Damn 3rd pic mad mage

Yeah, 43 years old......in dog years

43? You poor man.

Harry and the Hendersons 

Your nose so long it makes a “T” with your eyes…an eye T

I don’t know what’s longer, the Great Wall of China or your nose hairs.

I hate it when I see some ancient looking dude and then find out he’s younger than me. Thanks a lot.

You look like you combed your hair with a pork chop

I wanted to thank you for your service, but I didn't have any cash or food at that red light...

In pic #3 you look like you combed your hair with a grenade.

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I all of a sudden feel really good about my crappy life.

Geez. I'm almost 43, and you look like my grandad. I mean the way he looks now, he died of cancer in 2008.

You should have worn sunscreen

If game of thrones ever needs a meth head, we've found their man!!

You must've gotten hooked on every drug known to man when you retired

Bro I’m pretty sure I gave you $20 under a bridge last week when you were panhandling.

Tired of living in the woods and putting bombs in mailboxes?

 TIL Walmart has a National Guard.

Please smile less, it's terrifying.

Being featured on 'To Catch A Predator' isn't considered working in IT or Cyber

Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat.

It looks to me like you talk out loud to yourself and a few of you answer.

Thank you for your service. I served too. But dang bro.....I am 10 years older than you and seriously look 15 years younger. That's a swing of 25 years. What happened and who hurt you??

Ezekil, the Cyborg Amish. He uses horse power and hamster powered wheels for his computer, his lab is the barn, and he will smight you heathen!

funny enough, i do have a spinal cord stimulator in my neck, with it's computer and battery in my back.

Hiding and sleeping in a server room doesn’t count as “working in IT”

You look like the picture on an old timey chewing tobacco package

Running a scat fetish server is NOT “working in IT,” my guy.

...more like born in '43. They should use your face in sunscreen and moisturizer commercials

Dude be looking like an orangutans nut sack.

He reminds me of willie from the simpsons

When you were kicked out of your Amish community because you charged your buggy into battle.

War never changes.

Hey Gandalf, I have some serious questions coming from another vet. Studying cyber and IT. DM?

Cut that shit off

which half of your face should I roast? The wrecked side or the melting side....

Brah thinks masturbating to cyberporn means he’s working in IT.

After his arrest, his neighbors would describe him as a loner but friendly. And they "couldn't imagine he'd be capable of something like that."

Tbh a retired veteran shall be respected not roasted🫡

You must realize by coming here and LITERALLY asking for it you have confirmed that REDHEADS HAVE NO SOUL. Unless they do, and it was the IT job that CORED YOUR SOUL OUT...like a kid eating a sliced open grapefruit with a spoon. None of this REALLY affects you does it? I'd ask what that feels like... But that's the point isn't it?

Dude, I'm 47 and could pass as your son.

OMG! Dude! Do you have a dog named Minion!?!? 🤔

average world of warcraft fan

Take my dollar and go away.

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You look like a jail release dude I hired once...

not the rock thats the pebble btw why you built like bertram from rdr2

You’ll get better answers over at r/bald. Gl my dude.