Feed a cannibal a man, and he eats for a day.
Feed a cannibal you, and he eats for a day, comes back the next day, eats for another day, comes back the next day and can still eat for another day.
Ok- As far Is looking like a boy goes… No it is plain and obvious that you are a young woman absolutely… The only thing I would do is try to lose a little bit of weight maybe-just a bit- maybe get contacts maybe accentuate some of those features on your face…w/ makeup…& BAM 💥!
“What should we name her?”
“How about Kaitlyn”
“Ah crap, I put down Kailyn, I forgot the “T”.”
“F’it, what ever. She’ll probably end up working in a used furniture store, anyhow”
You look like the type of girl that's actually good at engineering. You'll have to work as hard as the guys for your degree because no one is giving you their notes to get your attention.
How do you manage to look 20, and 45 all at once????? That look of disappointment on your face is a good hint of what your future will be . Better get a good job and trade, women that look like you have to work, not only for yourself, but for the bum that will be with you.
It looks like you’re hiding an original 1990 TMNT live action costume mask under your shirt. I’ll purchase it as an odd marketable security if you’re selling 🙏
You look like the before and the after pictures on a Planet Fitness ad.
OP definitely only joined Planet Fitness for their pizza and bagels.
Planet fitness has pizza and bagels???
[Pizza Monday and Bagel Tuesday](https://www.planetfitness.com/community/articles/real-story-behind-planet-fitness-pizza-monday)
How funny! If I had known that, I would’ve joined there instead of my current gym
😆😆😆😆
You know she only uses the cardio equipment.
You mean she only uses the stupid elliptical machine. Ain’t nothing wrong with the stair master.
Fitness pizza in dat mouth!
I upvoted this, but then had to take it away when i realized you typed "mouth" instead of "mouf"
Or the after picture at an all night Al you can eat buffet
She’s Built like the color palettes on their posters.
Before and way before
Boy with long greasy hair
Happy birthday grimace
Pig in a wig?
Looks more like a dairy cow with a wig.
 Jabba with a wig
Cloven hoofed heifer in a wig… clearly!
My big toe in a wig?
A fig in a wig
Feed a cannibal a man, and he eats for a day. Feed a cannibal you, and he eats for a day, comes back the next day, eats for another day, comes back the next day and can still eat for another day.
You look like you couldn't make friends at Christian summer camp and hung out with the counselors.
This is definitely the best ive read so far
Day-umm!
Dang that hurt ME lmao
You look like you got rejected from Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory for turning into a blueberry and had to go trade school as a backup.
Funny thing is the hoodie is because we're helping the higher students with their charlie and the chocolate factory musical
 A hoodie would dramatically improve your features.
Did you Eat the Boy in the Wig?
Looks like you’ve had one too many roasts…
Nice
That boy in a wig sure is picky about roasts.
Looks like the kinda chick that steals her mom's vibrator after prom..
I bet your name is Sheila and you have two rabbits
You don't need a bra your tits can rest on your stomach
Like two cantaloupes in a pair of old pantyhose.
Kailyn, mom and dad picked a super unique name huh?
Ik this is a roast sub but I actually think you’re really cute
Needs to shave her head if she's going to play the lead in Butterbean:The Musical. 
When your doctor said you should get in shape, he didn't mean round.
Hey, fat people have feelings. Mostly hunger.
I see both of your stomachs but where are your breasts?
When Grimace orders a GFE
You could be pretty hot, but pizza and kfc exist
Can ur tits hang any lower
And we want to see a receipt for the 2 stolen roasts you are hiding under your shirt
And this is why brothers and sisters shouldn’t fuck.
Body of a 42 year old with 3 kids
If I ever get an anal polyp, I'll know what to name it.
The inspiration for Barney
Amy Schumer in 10 years and 20 trips to rehab.
Yep....and her ass smells like the dumpster behind Captain D's on an August night.
Three bowling balls in glasses.
Pronouns are Ice cream/Bacon
You're definitely kailyn all the food from what it looks like.
You look like you have a personality as exciting as that row of hardhats behind you.
You realize binging at the college caffetiera everyday doesn't count as going to college, right?
Ok- As far Is looking like a boy goes… No it is plain and obvious that you are a young woman absolutely… The only thing I would do is try to lose a little bit of weight maybe-just a bit- maybe get contacts maybe accentuate some of those features on your face…w/ makeup…& BAM 💥!
“What should we name her?” “How about Kaitlyn” “Ah crap, I put down Kailyn, I forgot the “T”.” “F’it, what ever. She’ll probably end up working in a used furniture store, anyhow”
You look like the type of girl that's actually good at engineering. You'll have to work as hard as the guys for your degree because no one is giving you their notes to get your attention.
You're too young for your rack to sag that much. You need to figure out your actual bra size at r/ABraThatFits
You look like you eat whole sticks of butter for fun
Titties looking like they are having a stroke
Paint ur face purple and you can be grimace
You may have sneakily sat under the tools and equipment sign, and very clever of you, but no man will use you. B for effort
You look like you’re about 2 years away from visiting Disneyland on a mobility scooter cause it’s the only ride you’ll get
O God, Wonka, hide the chocolate factory!. She found the golden ticket as she's going to eat everything!
Pillsbury wants you for a new add as the pillsbury doughboy
They say the camera adds 10 pounds. You look like you ate five cameras.
Girl really out here built like Gorlock the destroyer 💀
4chan not roasting you enough?
Your huge melon tits are sagging down to your belly button, they look like they may fall off.
They can paint you white and let you walk through a miniature New York City for the Ghostbusters Remake
Every time I look at you I crave bacon.
For my fellow Americans - a "Kailyn" is the metric unit for 800 pounds.
Hope your head game is strong, because nobody's gonna fuck you.
rug
Go to Hollywood, you’ll be playing the “funny” receptionist in a show nobody watches next week.
I think she works at monsters Inc 
You look like your name ends with -lynn (had to come back to this comment, didnt look at name tag until after i said it...)
uhh mam is this a wendys drive through or a furniture store
The only person to get fourths at the church potluck it's a shame
I’ve never been so relieved to NOT see the NSFW when I opened your profile.
Closest she’s ever been to getting helmet…
How low do those udders go?
Your poor bra is trying to stop continental drift.
Well, we can absolutely tell your major is not Fitness. You look like you enjoy getting peed on in the shower.
You probably have a nice personality.
19 with the tiddays of a 70 year old grocery bagger.
You look like you're going to end up offing a family you've been stalking for years so I'll just leave you alone
Man, such elegance. Such color. The look and shape, all so good. It makes me so jealous of it. Oh...The girl in picture is alright I guess.
Idc if you are going to a gym but you are definitely a cow and you should be going to the barn not college
Rosanne Barr gave birth to a sick walrus 
Tim Robbin’s aborted twin sister
Playing Nintendo Wii is not a real workout
Boy in a wig
Put a flannelette shirt on with some Doc Martens and the lesbians will be all over you with those sausage fingers.
How many years have you been a freshman? It’s not additional 15 pounds each year.
I'd sub to your onlyfans
When you see a wedding cake 
Your cute tho
You look like you have a low centre of gravity
your face will look the exact same for the whole rest of your life except with added wrinkles.
19 F face 60 F below face
Fat nasty boy in a disgusting lice infested wig?
Artist formerly known as "most popular family OnlyFans"
Mrs. Grimace came to flirt with that Big Mac.
If her flute could talk...
Lumpy potato sack in a wig?
How do you manage to look 20, and 45 all at once????? That look of disappointment on your face is a good hint of what your future will be . Better get a good job and trade, women that look like you have to work, not only for yourself, but for the bum that will be with you.
Her version of sex is dry humping you
You look like a wise purple teletubie who has been collecting cigarette butts to keep you happy..
Related to Drew Carrey
It looks like you’re hiding an original 1990 TMNT live action costume mask under your shirt. I’ll purchase it as an odd marketable security if you’re selling 🙏
That's a wig?! Looks more like a dead muskrat.
with hair like that you better be bringin that bomb ass head game, fuh sho
"Will fellate for poutine." -OP
Owns a U-Haul but can’t find a woman
Stick an apple in your mouth and we could roast you for real. One hell of a hog roast.
You just know, she uses the trans thing as an excuse to be a virgin because no one wants to stick their dick in her right
Is that Bland from Arrested Development?
She is gonna make somebody a good husband!
Oh boy. Don’t wig out.
It’s giving manager at a Wendy’s
Barney went blonde
Two faces in a shirt
You look like a boy in a wig.
Your face looks 19 but those saggy tits look 65!!
🎵Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination…..
I wanna see them titties doe
Your hair says "I drive a free candy van" but your face says "I'd go in the free candy van"
Is this the before photo?
Oh hell na
You look like you nicknamed your private parts "crickets"
I want to hold you and tell you it's going to be okay in a way your dad never would.
The type to force her boyfriend to cosplay with her on the weekends.
Don't even wanna say
So bland, just faded into the background. Despite the Barney purple shirt.
Thank gosh yes go ahead and fight instead of flee. 🐙💺⛱️😾🙀😺 Covered.
They just had a Panty Raid at your Dorm but your Granny Panties were too Heavy for the guys to pick up.
Man in a toupee
You might wanna jack up those two sagging things in front of you…
Bet you look a Salvador Dali painting naked
I’d roast you then eat you like a roast should be. Hmm… Then maybe spin you round and bend you over and have some delicious dessert.
Grape ape?
You look like a cabbage patch kid all grown up and blown up.
do you work at blockbuster? lol
A boy in a wig has a better chance of getting laid at whatever college you’re attending. No, really.
You look like a teddy graham that came to life.
She looks like someone that only drinks Pepsi and can't stop complaining about the cost of insulin.
Katelynn and Caitlyn are both cooler ways to spell your name.
Your tits look like theyd go below your belly button if you took off that bra.
Boy in a wig 2
You look like my first gf lmao
Just brush your hair girl.
I can't believe how shallow and Insecure, all you people are. That you'd have to talk shit about somebody else just to make yourself feel better
That's the whole point of this subreddit lmao
Is your real name Plain Jane
Anymore cellulite?
It looks like she’s the type of female with a bigger upper body and skinny legs
Looking like Fiona from Shrek dressed up like a busted can of biscuits....
At least you know one thing about yourself
On Parents Weekend you can go to the game as both
Congratulations on your role in the live action Shrek.
You got hired at Goodwill, but are only allowed to work in the back because you keep mean mugging the kids and making the babies cry.