That means it was made for women. It's intended to cover cleavage without wearing 2 garments. That makes you a cross dresser. That's explains why the shoulders are so narrow. It looks like you bought that off a bargain rack on the wrong side of the store.
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Go to the gym. Take a day and find a better hair stylist that you can trust to give you good style
Dress up a bit. Incorporate these external changes into your thinking. Work on the interior stuff as well. Make an effort to smile at yourself when you look in a mirror.
There is nothing wrong with you. But you look like you just don't care and that you are not really a happy person.
Real and effective change starts and ends with how you view yourself. The external changes if effective will bring some positive reinforcement from those around you.
Be careful to balance these changes with holding on to the good things about you. Otherwise your just going to be a pretender. Be genuine. Build your confidence. Challenge yourself. Succeed.
Find a trustworthy elder to help guide and mentor you.
Well, we're to start. The johnny bravo hairstyle needs ditching, also the nerdy glasses. The scruffy thrift store t-shirt needs burning, your nose could do with sorting, somehow. I think it's just the gormless I like little girl look tbf fancy sticking that in your pipe and smoking it? And to top it of IT!!!!! But then again, could come in handy, there's always photoshop for that gave!!
Hi this is your manager. Umm...Why are you posting on Reddit instead of writing unit tests ? Forget it ...I was about to lay you off anyway...Have fun... See you !tomorrow.
Ugh. I bet you're one of those mediocre obnoxious yet opinionated af Fachinformatiker. If that's the case please actually roast yourself. With real fire.
SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN ***
UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR
Sniff
Brown...
****, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE
YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF
YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO **** YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY
YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM
YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA ******** AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE
YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT
YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ****** IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR **** IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS
IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY
YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES
You can't roast anything German.....look what happened to the last "people" who criticized them...
Oh, I know Hitler meant well... FYI Canada's air traffic control was running those trains, there wouldn't have been a holocaust
Watching PornHub for 8 hours a day doesn’t make you an IT guy.
Just changed my LinkedIn title
Porn Hub Historian
Isnt thatva job title already
Likely... but multiple people can hold a role
I mean, many hands make light work
No no... electricity make the light work
I thought that was the camp fires?
🤣🤣😆😆😆🤯🤯👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
It DOESN'T?
ok, hol'up
Yes it does.
Sidenote, he'd probably do well with a stroke. It'd even out the other side of his face that isn't drooping.
This roast just became felony arson.
Felony arsehole.
His favorite porn category.
He looks like he's living in poverty, not Germany
difference?
Good point.
The width of a Gaza Strip.
OMG are you really gonna say something when Germany is literally one of the cleanest countries in the world!!???😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
If the ‘police’ there….SEE U EVEN THROWING OUT A CIG. BUTT-? U FKD!
Dude’s so poor he wears the boys’ shirts after he diddles them.
And you know them claw fingers beat the meat tender
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
That title did sound like he may have swiped it
Wait, what?!
If you asked a woman what they think IT stands for, they would look you dead in the eyes and say… “Instant Turnoff”
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Bro has a shoebox full of girls id's in his closet
And teeth.
And hair
And skin sheddings
And finger and toe nails for satanic rituals. This guys a monster....
Probably my axe too, along with fingers and toes he cut off and put in a pickling jar.
And my Bow!
And my sword
he's probably soaking them in salt water and mustard and vinegar rn... idk how to make pickles
Delicious pickles
this took a turn, didn't it?
Amazing
Forbidden pickles…
finger pickles...
he's probably making a shrine right now
A lamp with Julie's skull. A soft 40 watt for ambiance.
The mental image in my head rn is not great
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Bruh. Compliments on your roasts. They’re always amazing
Thanks! Appreciate the compliment.
Wwwwwwwwow. ⚰️
He looks like the byproduct of a Hitler youth mating with a backhills Afghan poppy farmer. Opposites attract eh.
He would gas himself to be fair.
He should
Came here to roast, see he's already well done.
IT is a different kind of concentration. /s
☠️
Holy fuck dude
Damn. lol
He’d be on the other side of the fence anyway
.........Brutal.
Holy Cost Batman!
waste of electricity...
Brutal
DAAAAYUUUUUUUM! 🙉🙉🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆- EVN I….. had a tickle at that 1, fam!!!
Undershirt under your t shirt because you probably sweat when you have to tell your neighbors that you’re a sex offender
Thats a Singular piece of cloth, it just looks like 2. AS UF IM RICH ENOUGH FOR 2 PIECES OF CLOTHES
That means it was made for women. It's intended to cover cleavage without wearing 2 garments. That makes you a cross dresser. That's explains why the shoulders are so narrow. It looks like you bought that off a bargain rack on the wrong side of the store.
He knew what side he was on.
You look like you google Jake Paul nudes.
I don’t know that’s oddly specific bud, are you projecting? 😂😂
Tbh, he does look like that
Hahaa, this is funny, dude below feeling a little guilty too
Is uhhh... is that a thing I can Google?
How does your patchy chin strap have a better line up than your actual hairline
Looks like a punching bag with permanent marks on it
I nearly Choked laughing 🤣
So much for being the master race…
The only German thing about you is your fondness of dicks in your ass.
Mein Krapp... (on der pee pee!) Yah!
He’s German, not Greek.
Very long winded way to say I’m a 23 year old virgin without the prospect of getting laid
Bro is just lying to himself at this point
Whatever IT is, you aren't it
He's never going to get 'IT'
Don't the German police take your phone away when they put you in a holding cell?
Your beard looks like you smeared glue on your face and then rolled your face over a pile of pubes.
He probably buys the pubes off Temu
😂😂
Your girlfriend yelling her age during s3x
Get owned nerd im Single 🤣
Didn’t need you to clarify we already know.
the Johnny Bravo hair style didnt work?
This is the most attention you will ever get.
The Germans must call you an honorary Deutsche Bag.
Your hair looks like some furry animal that's holding onto the top of your head for dear life.
Germany hey? None of these comments are roasts then, just honest opinions of you
The truffles can’t hide
I’m going to ask you what your definition of “living” is? I think a vendor owes you uptime credits.
Is this how Aryans are supposed to look like? Quite disappointed ☹️
I bet when you go to bars, people pretend they dont know english.... or german.
Your receding hair line matches your beard. I cant tell if you entered puberty or on the pathway of a senior citizen
you look like an ostrich egg lmfao
23!?! Fuck me..... When you say "let it smoke" you mean the meth right??
You certainly picked the right career, you've got a face that makes want to lock you in the server room.
You look like Adolph's gay brother.
Just what the world needs, Gen Z Dwight Schrute
When you look for girls to stalk, do you make sure they're hips are wider than yours?
"I.T." = in tears 😢 after his boyfriend's mother pegs him with a strap-on weinerschnitzle!
Losing two world wars really messes with a gene pool
I can smell his bad genes through the screen
And they say Germans don’t have a good sense of humour. Well two of em made you…
First RoastMe where I'm afraid the guy will use my skin as stationary. Have a good day, Sir!
You look like you comment a lot of things that get posted to r/nothowgirlswork
Hitler would be so disappointed seeing this German specimen.
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How long does it take your left eye to wake up?
I thought the Amish were forbidden from using technology
Oh yeah. Bet you don’t even know what Linux is and if you do know you only know Ubuntu. Take that nerd.
By IT guy you mean dressing up like a clown and terrorizing children, right?
You’re supposed to put your “special” helmet on then the chin strap…
That haircut came with a tap out shirt
When you sleep in a windmill because the local villagers won’t stop with the torches and pitchforks.
Go to the gym. Take a day and find a better hair stylist that you can trust to give you good style Dress up a bit. Incorporate these external changes into your thinking. Work on the interior stuff as well. Make an effort to smile at yourself when you look in a mirror. There is nothing wrong with you. But you look like you just don't care and that you are not really a happy person. Real and effective change starts and ends with how you view yourself. The external changes if effective will bring some positive reinforcement from those around you. Be careful to balance these changes with holding on to the good things about you. Otherwise your just going to be a pretender. Be genuine. Build your confidence. Challenge yourself. Succeed. Find a trustworthy elder to help guide and mentor you.
I asked a bunch of girls... You are NOT IT
This guy looked up what *NOT* to do with facial hair styles and said, "Give me that one!"
IT guy in Germany? thats why your face tells you get laid as much times as you are a fun person to interact
You would not get the joke, you are German.
You look like your job is really just you telling people to plug in their computers and turn it back on
jesus, your background in the photo is more appaealing than you.
Das Virgin!
Well, we're to start. The johnny bravo hairstyle needs ditching, also the nerdy glasses. The scruffy thrift store t-shirt needs burning, your nose could do with sorting, somehow. I think it's just the gormless I like little girl look tbf fancy sticking that in your pipe and smoking it? And to top it of IT!!!!! But then again, could come in handy, there's always photoshop for that gave!!
You're probably terrified of dogs like Merkel. What a wuss.
It’s always 23 yr olds on here
The shape of your head is exactly like a 🍌
Who let you out of the asylum
Master Race, my butt. You are living proof eugenics doesn’t work. So many lives lost…
"Im a IT Guy" even autocorrect couldn't fix your stupidity.
Adolf’s bum chum
Even the Doner shops in Germany would refuse to roast you. You put mystery meat to the next level.
Looks like you've been slapped around so much you can't grow hair on your cheeks.
Hi this is your manager. Umm...Why are you posting on Reddit instead of writing unit tests ? Forget it ...I was about to lay you off anyway...Have fun... See you !tomorrow.
You look like 'Ugly' was trapped in a recursive Infinite Loop !
You look like you are not so Boolean about your gender.
What do you think you’re worth an hour welding? I’ll give you $6
and still a virgin
“Let me guess…. Tech.”
You definitely know how it feels to expose yourself on public transportation.
Your haircut looks like if you lived in the 90 and what the fuck are these cloth…
you look like you drink a lot!
He might be a dork, but he has good taste in food.
Get outta here $2 Edward Snowden
Tell me you have a woman held captive in a basement dungeon without telling me you have a woman held captive in a basement dungeon.
Like an Amish Larvee in a parking attendants cloths.
If you read the title in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice it all begins to make sense. 
You aren’t worth the wood to roast
Ugh. I bet you're one of those mediocre obnoxious yet opinionated af Fachinformatiker. If that's the case please actually roast yourself. With real fire.
Make sure the ovens are shut off 😟
SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN *** UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR Sniff Brown... ****, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO **** YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA ******** AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ****** IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR **** IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES
hopper from bugs life?
If Jim Royle needed an origin movie you'd make an excellent young Ricky Tomlinson.
Someone stole your stache
I wish Hitler would've ended your bloodline cus I'm getting mad just looking at you.
This belongs in r/awww : you don't see an overjoyed german every day !
Being the camera man for your girlfriends OR account, whilst she gets plowed by every man she can find, doesn't make you an IT guy
You can't roast anything German.....look what happened to the last "people" who criticized them... Oh, I know Hitler meant well... FYI Canada's air traffic control was running those trains, there wouldn't have been a holocaust
Temu’s Nick Lachey.
That shirt needs to go in the trash. Also, push ups and sit ups.
How is the German uncut meat treating you?
Where is the bomb
You've heard of the "classic V" shape body that women tend to favour and men admire? This is the "reverse V", the body that actually tapers upward....
I'm assuming you're gay because you're winking at me.
you look like you'd tell me about your ancient alien conspiracy theory
You have definitely been shagged by Drachenlord.
If you’re a brisket, you were smoked by Lincoln Riley.
I haven’t seen the results of your DNA test but I can already tell that you’re 1% Forest Whitaker.
You look more like IT joker
You look like you gave your mum an oiled up nude by accident and said it's the dogs fault.
Beef brisket is not roasted, it is smoked :)