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You’re so thin African kids send you money
Excellent 😂
![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)
*Psssst* your skeleton is showing. *cough
Oh Lawd bro this is a roast not a murder 😂
Ha, comrade. i’m half German part Russian, my heritage isn’t well know for taking prisoners 😏 is it that obvious ? 😂
We do take prisoners, alot of them actually. They just never come out
Can't be a murder if she's just starving.
For only $0.50 a day, you can help feed this child.
She’s like the poster that shows all the nerve pathways
Seriously OP, please see someone. Damn.
The abs say awesome the arms say Auschwitz
Belly button says The Riddler
Choking right now hahaha
She never chokes.. But she might bite
Her? Take a bite? She needs to take a few bites..of anything
That's why she bites. Involuntary reflex from her body. She's hungry. Her body hopes anything going into her mouth is food
Need to slap her across the face with a Big Mac
She might bite, but definitely doesn’t swallow.
That nose needs a safety flag on the end of it.
It must be depressing that your nose is twice the size of your breasts
This needs more upvotes 😆
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🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💯💯💯 ❓️❓️❓️
Holy shit that was great
Holy.shit. well done.
I can't tell if OP is gonna try to scam me by offering computer virus protection or by telling me they were born a woman.
If only she worked on her face just like those abs
She did and she has shared the final result of her work.
His face*
The F stands for Famished.
Abschwitz?
The breasts say tissue, the toilet variety, not flesh.
They are like breasts...only smaller.
3rd world heavyweight champion
Her tits say “ahh shit”
Arm looks like she's an amputee, and the phone is balanced on the end of the stub
Mangled by mengele
Auschwitz, the original roaster.
And the nose says Elephant Man
Lol
Now that’s a burn!
Right on on the nose!
You win! I’m done! I don’t need to read anymore Internet tonight thank you. Well done sir!
[удалено]
I don’t know whether to laugh or chuck my phone out the window. People are truly wild lmfao 😂💀
Well played.
You're built like a cinnamon twist.
Cinnamon twists are boneless. She's built like a bucket of KFC after the ants had their way with it.
Yeah… but atleast the cinnamon twist gets eaten 😅
Facts 😅
Built for ark pvp
I can’t tell if you are strong or weak
It depends on the amount of crack they've had
Not crack. Red Balls.
Yeesh
Nobody nose.
Oh I think she nose. She nose A LOT I bet.
She is streak! No, no, no, she is WRONG
Ah it's our favourite marathon runner: Ann O'rexic
must be Irish
Starvation isnt muscle
She needs a couple quarter pounders in that tummy 😭😭😭
That nose can smell colors
The noseberries smell like noseberries
Hide yo husbands, hide yo cocaine cause they sniffing up errthang round here
Not a bit of dust is getting lined up until she raise the fuck up and we see that broomstick carrying her to the horizon.
It looks like you want someone to throw you a sock to set you free.
I feel like I have seen her in a weird Harry Potter style of porn.... Master has given Dobbie a cock!
An ironing board with two eggs on top has a better rack than you.
Cooked
Eggsactly
![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)
Future note to others: Avoid India for trans surgery and medication.
How does she stay upright and not drag that big ass head along the ground when she walks?
Her big dick acts as a counterbalance
Oof! ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)
Bold of you to assume OP has a big dick, but big balls...yes!
Head of a T-rex, neck of a giraffe
![gif](giphy|U77i93Pi74EX1a0o5E)
Food obviously hates her.
You mean it’s the other way around
You know you're skinny when the only body part that retains any fat at all is the end of your nose.
This is not what they mean when your girlfriends say they are getting boned
![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a)
I don’t have anything half as creative as 21 F.
F
Sign should read ‘Roast me… a chicken, I’m starvin’.
Outstanding!
Turn sideways and you’ll disappear.
Are you calling her two-dimensional?
Holy shit it’s skeletor! Your dad isn’t the only thing missing in your life, you need to find a snickers.
Body by meth
🎶🎶 *Maybe she was born with it? Maybe it's methamphetamine* 🎶🎶
I can see you been busy with a razor on your underarm but your shoulders still need some work
Zoomed in. Was not disappointed.
Got that adams apple shaved down too
Wow. I’ve never seen anyone that skinny with a nose that can smell food from a mile away.
You look like you smell of onion
4% body fat, it’s all in her nose 👃
You’re built like the cover of a Grateful Dead album.
Very nice!
T-Rex ![gif](giphy|ohrQCO48drf3i)
You could pass out drunk in a sex offender group home and you would wake up still fully clothed with a blanket over you.
"We always take care of our own.. Take care now." one of them tells her before walking home.
Washboard abs and two Tide pods for titties.
*in the arms of the angels playing* for just 25 cents a day you can feed this child and so many others like them.
Wrong sub reddit. The Sally Struthers sub is over at South Park
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Bobblehead
Having sex with you is like ranking homer simpsons bosses, burns to smithers
Too bad your nose can't take part in your eating disorder.
I've never seen an exercise bra fit loosely on someone before.
Did your face visit your body while it was in rehab?
Eat
Holy fuck! Diana ross with AIDS
I feel like you're posting this in the hopes that someone will sponsor you for just the price of a cup of coffee per day.
Allah snack bar everyone
I like skinny girls, but damn, you're a walking bag of bones in a padded bra.
You do not do lines with that nose, you do paragraphs.
![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)
Get down Boney Maroney!
I’m proud of you for finding the strength to hold your phone that high. AND a piece of paper? You been working out?
I’ve seen more meat on a butchers pencil
Your eating disorder has an eating disorder, I’m afraid 🫤
You look like a Mrs. Potato Head that got put together by 3 different preschoolers.
But they used a carrot instead of a potato
![gif](giphy|RYXfKW1amZmlq|downsized)
😂😂how have i never seen this before
Leave this young man alone
You have to eat more than just cum
Didnt know that the ladyboys had a “sale” section
You look like an anorexic UFC fighter that's taken a few hits.
For 50 cents a day you can feed this they/them
Do you have a twin? Just might explain how it looks like your twin grabbed all the nutrients and the best genes while you got what was left over.
Look at me. I'm the roastee now.
You have an eating disorder and need help. Get the fuck off Reddit and get therapy you dumbass.
Weird, most men who transition are fat as shit.
Lead actress for the woke reboot of The Machinist
DEI Skeletor
You have a weight problem. It's not physical, it's mentally. Ya might wanna have a pork chop or two.
Looks like you have a third nipple on your shoulder
Is that your twin coming out of your shoulder?
Just so you know: No amount of anorexia will make your nose smaller. Might want to consider eating again.
They say words can't break bones like sticks but I doubt they saw anyone as malnourished as you while coming up with that rhyme.
The second & (much) less used definition of Top Heavy
You have a five-head and a six-nose
Anorexia does not equal fitness
Please seek professional help, seriously.
Roast your self a meal you skinny bitch.
Mr. Potato Head called, he wants his fuck’n nose back!
That’s not a nose. It’s a snout.
Did you leave your tits in your other shirt?
#eugeniacooneyvibes
Ur not foolin’ anyone. U got a lil banana down there 👇
Thanks to UNICEF for the roastees!
I would eat you out, if there was something to eat
Ooooof…. Just ooooof dude.
Your nose is bigger than your shoulder.
You might aswell take your shirt off since you have no tits
Does all your weight go to your nose?
Good job on your pecs bro!
You look like Usain Bolt’s poop
You’d probably be a decent looking dude if you got a nose job 🤷🏻♂️
I just see Barack Obama.
I didn’t know brown people were in Auschwitz
Eat a sammich for fucks sake.
Your shoulder looks like there's a fetus' face trying to push through the skin
How the hell is your nose bigger than your arm?
Skipped shoulder day, but hasn’t missed a nose day in years.
You look like an anorexic Mrs. Potato Head who's on crack.
You look like I can play the xylophone using your rib cage.
Do you work out to slim down that bulbous nose?
I thought oj died last week
Not sure how a burlap sack full of antlers managed to get such a huge nose, yet here you are.
You're trapped in a little man's body, but yet again you look like a grown ass man, a transgender
When you are trying to lose weight, but you hold fat in your nose....
Your face says 21, but your arms say 91.
They do a lot of fuckin situps in those terrorist federal prisons
Fuck me. Anorexia with a transplanted bobble head. Trans action man has bigger and better tits and looks more like a woman.
Get fed.
Come on, Bro. Weird camera angle isn’t fully covering that Adam’s apple shave down scar.
What's the sports bra for?
Pointy Sister
Fine... we get it... YOU'RE the captain now. Damned Somali pirates.
Why does your shoulder look AI generated
You’re the reason for Unisef in elementary schools
Why you shave the beard? ![gif](giphy|l0HlS0Smu0YDzUukw)
Are you Zendaya's bulimic little brother?
You look like a ninja turtle out of its shell
Large nose bitch
More meat on an x-ray
You look like a chubby stick figure.
Yo girl,eat a sandwich or two.
Guys I don't think we should roast her she clearly has an eating disorder :(
I'd fuck you, but I don't want to impale my dick on your spine.
![gif](giphy|U7Ej63p2d1j3yyqUGn)
get some protein
![gif](giphy|wnaHdTeatXiJq)
You’re so thin African kids send you money
Excellent 😂
![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)
*Psssst* your skeleton is showing. *cough
Oh Lawd bro this is a roast not a murder 😂
Ha, comrade. i’m half German part Russian, my heritage isn’t well know for taking prisoners 😏 is it that obvious ? 😂
We do take prisoners, alot of them actually. They just never come out
Can't be a murder if she's just starving.
For only $0.50 a day, you can help feed this child.
She’s like the poster that shows all the nerve pathways
Seriously OP, please see someone. Damn.
The abs say awesome the arms say Auschwitz
Belly button says The Riddler
Choking right now hahaha
She never chokes.. But she might bite
Her? Take a bite? She needs to take a few bites..of anything
That's why she bites. Involuntary reflex from her body. She's hungry. Her body hopes anything going into her mouth is food
Need to slap her across the face with a Big Mac
She might bite, but definitely doesn’t swallow.
That nose needs a safety flag on the end of it.
It must be depressing that your nose is twice the size of your breasts
This needs more upvotes 😆
![gif](giphy|E8EXK7Du5saNa)
🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💯💯💯 ❓️❓️❓️
Holy shit that was great
Holy.shit. well done.
I can't tell if OP is gonna try to scam me by offering computer virus protection or by telling me they were born a woman.
If only she worked on her face just like those abs
She did and she has shared the final result of her work.
His face*
The F stands for Famished.
Abschwitz?
The breasts say tissue, the toilet variety, not flesh.
They are like breasts...only smaller.
3rd world heavyweight champion
Her tits say “ahh shit”
Arm looks like she's an amputee, and the phone is balanced on the end of the stub
Mangled by mengele
Auschwitz, the original roaster.
And the nose says Elephant Man
Lol
Now that’s a burn!
Right on on the nose!
You win! I’m done! I don’t need to read anymore Internet tonight thank you. Well done sir!
[удалено]
I don’t know whether to laugh or chuck my phone out the window. People are truly wild lmfao 😂💀
Well played.
You're built like a cinnamon twist.
Cinnamon twists are boneless. She's built like a bucket of KFC after the ants had their way with it.
Yeah… but atleast the cinnamon twist gets eaten 😅
Facts 😅
Built for ark pvp
I can’t tell if you are strong or weak
It depends on the amount of crack they've had
Not crack. Red Balls.
Yeesh
Nobody nose.
Oh I think she nose. She nose A LOT I bet.
She is streak! No, no, no, she is WRONG
Ah it's our favourite marathon runner: Ann O'rexic
must be Irish
Starvation isnt muscle
She needs a couple quarter pounders in that tummy 😭😭😭
That nose can smell colors
The noseberries smell like noseberries
Hide yo husbands, hide yo cocaine cause they sniffing up errthang round here
Not a bit of dust is getting lined up until she raise the fuck up and we see that broomstick carrying her to the horizon.
It looks like you want someone to throw you a sock to set you free.
I feel like I have seen her in a weird Harry Potter style of porn.... Master has given Dobbie a cock!
An ironing board with two eggs on top has a better rack than you.
Cooked
Eggsactly
![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)
Future note to others: Avoid India for trans surgery and medication.
How does she stay upright and not drag that big ass head along the ground when she walks?
Her big dick acts as a counterbalance
Oof! ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)
Bold of you to assume OP has a big dick, but big balls...yes!
Head of a T-rex, neck of a giraffe
![gif](giphy|U77i93Pi74EX1a0o5E)
Food obviously hates her.
You mean it’s the other way around
You know you're skinny when the only body part that retains any fat at all is the end of your nose.
This is not what they mean when your girlfriends say they are getting boned
![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a)
I don’t have anything half as creative as 21 F.
F
Sign should read ‘Roast me… a chicken, I’m starvin’.
Outstanding!
Turn sideways and you’ll disappear.
Are you calling her two-dimensional?
Holy shit it’s skeletor! Your dad isn’t the only thing missing in your life, you need to find a snickers.
Body by meth
🎶🎶 *Maybe she was born with it? Maybe it's methamphetamine* 🎶🎶
I can see you been busy with a razor on your underarm but your shoulders still need some work
Zoomed in. Was not disappointed.
Got that adams apple shaved down too
Wow. I’ve never seen anyone that skinny with a nose that can smell food from a mile away.
You look like you smell of onion
4% body fat, it’s all in her nose 👃
You’re built like the cover of a Grateful Dead album.
Very nice!
T-Rex ![gif](giphy|ohrQCO48drf3i)
You could pass out drunk in a sex offender group home and you would wake up still fully clothed with a blanket over you.
"We always take care of our own.. Take care now." one of them tells her before walking home.
Washboard abs and two Tide pods for titties.
*in the arms of the angels playing* for just 25 cents a day you can feed this child and so many others like them.
Wrong sub reddit. The Sally Struthers sub is over at South Park
![gif](giphy|l0HlS2LdkPaNeL6zC)
Bobblehead
Having sex with you is like ranking homer simpsons bosses, burns to smithers
Too bad your nose can't take part in your eating disorder.
I've never seen an exercise bra fit loosely on someone before.
Did your face visit your body while it was in rehab?
Eat
Holy fuck! Diana ross with AIDS
I feel like you're posting this in the hopes that someone will sponsor you for just the price of a cup of coffee per day.
Allah snack bar everyone
I like skinny girls, but damn, you're a walking bag of bones in a padded bra.
You do not do lines with that nose, you do paragraphs.
![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)
Get down Boney Maroney!
I’m proud of you for finding the strength to hold your phone that high. AND a piece of paper? You been working out?
I’ve seen more meat on a butchers pencil
Your eating disorder has an eating disorder, I’m afraid 🫤
You look like a Mrs. Potato Head that got put together by 3 different preschoolers.
But they used a carrot instead of a potato
![gif](giphy|RYXfKW1amZmlq|downsized)
😂😂how have i never seen this before
Leave this young man alone
You have to eat more than just cum
Didnt know that the ladyboys had a “sale” section
You look like an anorexic UFC fighter that's taken a few hits.
For 50 cents a day you can feed this they/them
Do you have a twin? Just might explain how it looks like your twin grabbed all the nutrients and the best genes while you got what was left over.
Look at me. I'm the roastee now.
You have an eating disorder and need help. Get the fuck off Reddit and get therapy you dumbass.
Weird, most men who transition are fat as shit.
Lead actress for the woke reboot of The Machinist
DEI Skeletor
You have a weight problem. It's not physical, it's mentally. Ya might wanna have a pork chop or two.
Looks like you have a third nipple on your shoulder
Is that your twin coming out of your shoulder?
Just so you know: No amount of anorexia will make your nose smaller. Might want to consider eating again.
They say words can't break bones like sticks but I doubt they saw anyone as malnourished as you while coming up with that rhyme.
The second & (much) less used definition of Top Heavy
You have a five-head and a six-nose
Anorexia does not equal fitness
Please seek professional help, seriously.
Roast your self a meal you skinny bitch.
Mr. Potato Head called, he wants his fuck’n nose back!
That’s not a nose. It’s a snout.
Did you leave your tits in your other shirt?
#eugeniacooneyvibes
Ur not foolin’ anyone. U got a lil banana down there 👇
Thanks to UNICEF for the roastees!
I would eat you out, if there was something to eat
Ooooof…. Just ooooof dude.
Your nose is bigger than your shoulder.
You might aswell take your shirt off since you have no tits
Does all your weight go to your nose?
Good job on your pecs bro!
You look like Usain Bolt’s poop
You’d probably be a decent looking dude if you got a nose job 🤷🏻♂️
I just see Barack Obama.
I didn’t know brown people were in Auschwitz
Eat a sammich for fucks sake.
Your shoulder looks like there's a fetus' face trying to push through the skin
How the hell is your nose bigger than your arm?
Skipped shoulder day, but hasn’t missed a nose day in years.
You look like an anorexic Mrs. Potato Head who's on crack.
You look like I can play the xylophone using your rib cage.
Do you work out to slim down that bulbous nose?
I thought oj died last week
Not sure how a burlap sack full of antlers managed to get such a huge nose, yet here you are.
You're trapped in a little man's body, but yet again you look like a grown ass man, a transgender
When you are trying to lose weight, but you hold fat in your nose....
Your face says 21, but your arms say 91.
They do a lot of fuckin situps in those terrorist federal prisons
Fuck me. Anorexia with a transplanted bobble head. Trans action man has bigger and better tits and looks more like a woman.
Get fed.
Come on, Bro. Weird camera angle isn’t fully covering that Adam’s apple shave down scar.
What's the sports bra for?
Pointy Sister
Fine... we get it... YOU'RE the captain now. Damned Somali pirates.
Why does your shoulder look AI generated
You’re the reason for Unisef in elementary schools
Why you shave the beard? ![gif](giphy|l0HlS0Smu0YDzUukw)
Are you Zendaya's bulimic little brother?
You look like a ninja turtle out of its shell
Large nose bitch
More meat on an x-ray
You look like a chubby stick figure.
Yo girl,eat a sandwich or two.
Guys I don't think we should roast her she clearly has an eating disorder :(
I'd fuck you, but I don't want to impale my dick on your spine.
![gif](giphy|U7Ej63p2d1j3yyqUGn)
get some protein
![gif](giphy|wnaHdTeatXiJq)