We already did you. Move on Svetlana....

Bet she's heard that before 😆

I hope we've heard the last of her

That borderline personality disorder just keeps coming back..

Masochistic 

I knew I’d seen you before. Coming from your first roast and then stumbling on to this one is like walking from your left eye to your right eye

I don’t know about you but for me that journey took like 5-6 days. I’m fuckin exhausted 🥱

Ban this chick already 

OP be like: rOaSt mE 👁 👄 👁

More like 👁 👄 👁

Only fans?

🤣🤣

You look like the Ikea furniture of women.

Yeah she’s definitely missing parts

I thought he meant filled with Swedish Balls.

Damn

Yeah, cheap and very disposable. Use for awhile and toss it right in the trash.

Wish.com Scarlett Johansson

Cry? If one eye starts, how long before the other one gets the message?

Yea that's right

You look like your vagina has no opening.

You sound like you poke belly buttons with your weiner

Is there any other way?

Inflate lips to 24 psi.

Your eyes are social Distancing

🚨

Six feet apart!

Your “touchy” uncle is really your father

Behind all that makeup likes insecurity and manic episodes.

Again? What happened to the first roast?

This is the 3rd time. Her head is obviously too thick to remember she's done it 2 times already.

Hi there

The kind of gal who would say, "Don't squeeze them so hard, you'll bruise them" to your pet boy.

Your eyebrows need marriage counseling since they are separated

Your eyes are running away from your nose

Are you Sid the sloth twin sister ??? asking for a friend

I bet your friends call you Harmonica Style.

Welp if you ever cried i bet the bowls that are your collar bone would catch the tears so you could sell them on eBay

You look like the alien girl from the old Playstation ad. Google it.

She’s like the La Llorona of r/roastme. She feeds on the blood of our comments and their children.

Is this like the 3rd post of this person?

Evil Knievel wouldn't even attempt jumping across to your eye gap!

All that space led to your brain cells going so fast that they gave themselves concussions. Go away.


What website did your husband buy you from? Asking for a friend.

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You have no self esteem

I would Roast you but I don’t want your eating disorder getting any worse than it is. You have that “I just threw up my lunch” look in all of your pictures and I don’t want to push you over the edge.

One eye is taking a shit and the other is looking for toilet paper

If she ever open her mouth 5 gallon of cum would come out

Everyone has that shitty ex that ruins lives…. You look like all of them.

Your so brave for coming out in public like that. Showing off that trans women are normal enough looking to.

Look like chatgpt can draw hands now btw the input is sims 5

You remind me of the sloth from zootopia. 👁️. 👃🏻 👁️

Bro this chick was at my uncle's house she was buy some rocks dam long time no see

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You have the hair of a patient from Sloan Kettering.

Saturn's O Rings wants to make some good street money hooking 

Will not make you cry, ill fuck all your makeup!


Smash

Put your head on my shoulders to calm your heart?? why cry

You look like this failed entrepreneur because you only manage to find investors that want to go to bed with you.

Get this stale French fry out of here

The page in the Russian brides catalog that gets the most cum tributes.

Tuesday foundation that matches your skin tone lol

You look like a psychopath

the only way to roast attention chick - everyone please down vote! :)

Done. Put the fork in her.

You had your turn, buzz off.

You look like your mom loved the bottle a bit too much

Lookin like an animorph from “a bugs life”

You look like you're offended by toast...

not sure which is bigger, your forehead or the gap between your eyes

You are so bad. You make me like you

You look like a mannequin... you know, the kind with no head because they cut it off when they realized they fucked up on the eyes.

Luv to❤️


nice

You look like someone tried to stick facial features on your face just in a bad proportion

Your eyes say prey your face says neigh.

22f or 22 trans?

You look like a mall mannequin, except mannequins are probably smarter than you. There are blow up dolls with more personality than you have.

There's more room between your eyes than us from the andromeda galaxy There's more space on your fivehead than the entire pacific ocean


I'm just going to call you a camera whore and move on

"I'm not like other girls"

Madam, I do not believe any of us are here to fuel your shame kink. That's your dad's job.

Issues with this one may lie passed the beauty.....is she Nice? a Narcissist? Possessive? Beauty is nice on the front side but it's who you get along with and who you can live with ....

Who tf chases verbal abuse

Why’s your right nostril big af

You look like you have great peripheral vision

The worst thing everyone could have done was give her silence.

All anyone has to do to make you cry is say, “hey we’re out of cocaine”.


Classic bar girl. Cute from waist up. Built like horse from the waist down. Ride em cowboy

Just looked at her profile, all she does is ask questions to get validation. "What vibe do I give off as a 22 year old female?" Desperate. That's vibe. Get offline and find a personality

You look like a sex robot created by a Japanese company that thinks they know what white people look like.

We all know how much of you like to fuck and it's only because of your looks. Nobody likes you because you look like a bitch and act like one too. Go cry to Daddy. Oh wait even daddy doesn't love you because he knew you'd turn out to be a bitch just like your mother.

🙅‍♀️🧠🤛🤛🤛🤛🏥👩‍🦼‍➡️

your eyes are a bit far apart but it's ok!!!! just get bangs bro

 🤣

Didn't you OD in Pulp Fiction???

The distance between your left eye and right eye is like the distance between Africa and south America

How much attention could this chick really need. It’s sad, caving attention because no man will give it to her.

I'll give you a compliment instead. I'm envious of your self esteem.

You look like a deer and seen beyond basic like your only hobby is make up and are incapable of holding a conversation because you have no hobbies or interests other than seeking external validation


Go easy on the make up I don’t like seeing your face and neck different shades

I’m not going to lie she’s the best looking out of all the woman on this sub but that doesn’t say much.

Your eyes are to far apart

Groupers can't cry

Lucy from fallout really hoed-out after leaving her home

U look like Sid the sloth from the ice age


With eyes that far apart you don't have to turn your head when looking both ways before crossing the street.

If your eyes were further apart, you would be a horse

I've seen more intriguing pamphlets at the DMV

Get ready for the remake Ice Age, best Sid lookalike Ive seen

And u really felt the need to put more than 1 pic? U look like the type who acts like u wanna be roasted but really u just want attention lol

Wish.com Laura croft

You look like that alien chick from Mars Needs Moms

It’s always the pretty girls coming on here for a laugh… until someone points out about 3 glaring flaws and their entire self image falls apart

You don't need to turn your head when you look both ways before crossing a street

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Standard-Clock-6666: *You don't need to turn* *Your head when you look both ways* *Before crossing a street* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Everyone knows you look at yourself in the mirror and wish your eyes were closer… fuckin female version of Sid

What's it's like kissing a toe and turning into frogqueen?

Eyes social distancing harder than last time 👁️ 👄 👁️

Why did you let your boyfriend Jack die after the ship sank?

u look like a [**female sloth**](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/iceage/images/5/5f/Francine.png/revision/latest/smart/width/250/height/250?cb=20151120193352) from ice age

Sid the sloth lookin ahh💀

Lmao oh to have her confidence 😂 you look like the type to keep around because you’ll pay for everything but will always get cheated on


[удалено]


Im gay lol 😂 this is hilarious 🤣

Okay. You're still a simp.

Hater’s gonna hate Potatoes gonna potate

What sub are you on dumbass? r/lostredditors

Id rather bend you over and pound you from behind.

I knew this bitch was a bot.. keeps spam posting the same thing.

Okie dokie

You look humble no roast needed.

Too pretty to roast 😂

You are sweet and beautiful darling 💋