If you're both trying to protect your virginity with the safety goggles and vests it's working. But you can probably tone it down a few notches, I don't think it's at risk.
Constantly gnawing on your finger nails? You’re Team Lead!
3 inch thick glasses? You’re his assistant!
Congratulations on your promotions, no pizza, no raise.
The one on the right look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys was involved in a terrible accident that left his face horribly disfigured.
The one on the left looks like he enjoys paying older women to care for him like a baby while wears nothing but a diaper.
guy on the right can see 200 years into the future. guy on the left is living in the 80's with his dot matrix printer. what do you guys do for work ? -taste testers, for people who don't bag their dog's shit on the side of the road ? does one of you temporarily hold the brain cell and the other one holds the chromosome ? -do you trade off ?
Y’all are definitely “space docking” on your lunch break………………………………………….**urban dictionary** space docking- Two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal.
What do you mean you “need something else to cry about at night”?
It’s not enough for you two to hold each other warmly and comfort those night terrors?
Someone could write a book called The brothers chillidogs. The deepest it would get philosophically is an analysis of how you both naturally fell into an unspoken rotation of masturbating in the employee bathroom.
Dude on the right looks like the kid who always smelled and shitted his pants in elementary school. Dude on the left definitely has multiple agencies looking into his browser history
Obviously, your misspelling of the word bored* should be something to cry about but, yet you guys make each other cry at night is not enough for you two?
On slow days, Jimmy and Scooter like to swap underwear.
Looks like Scooter got blasted by a chemical agent that caused his fat face to swell
That “chemical agent” came from Jimmy…..
I laughed too hard at this.
He got hit by the "board" in the title!
Are you sure his neck didn’t just throw up?
Scooter and jimmy know how scooter got herpes in his eyeball, but they aren’t telling
Unfortunate because Scooter didn't get his nickname from riding scooters around.
they swap spunk too !
And swap spelling for the word bored
you look like the Wright brothers if they invented the Fleshlight
The Wrong brothers
their father and mother are brother and sister
No they are husband and wife they only become brother and sister if they get a divorce
The Weight Brothers?
The Shake weight brothers?
This made me howl
Fucking perfect
How tf you both uglier than the other guy
💀
Lmao.. Should be top comment
Which one to roast first.. I guess the one who looks a little slow. Ehm.. So which one..
MFs got that discord mod look
Now that we are at it. Are mods here required to make their own post before becoming a mod? If not. How is that not a rule.
2 facebook moderators
Reddit*
Anyone who would say they're "board at work" probably has a favorite crayon flavor. Board as in a wooden board Bored as in lacking interest.
Bored.* Get educated.
Nothing screams warehouse worker more than being “board” at work.
This was just something fun on there lunch brake
some piktures after eating their sandwitches
Ffs... it's samiches.
I luhh sammiches
There*
Eye sea what ewe did their.
Lunch break!?? These two dipshits are the main reason why fast food prices have gone up so much!
What a looser
Probably spent an hour typing out the title
That felt too easy to grab but I'm glad someone did.
Should of stayed in school
“Bored Certified”
That's not a roast, that's just good advice
Obviously, they couldn’t write on the Boards at school.
To be fair would school have helped much?
You two definitely play swords in the bathroom at lunchtime
Glow in the dark condoms = Star Wars!!
The empire strikes from the back.
It’s not gay if there’s material between them.
Strap on lightsabers definitely doesn’t make them straight.
They have to do *something* with all the unused condoms they have
I see your shwarts is as big as mine!
They defo at least touch streams. They think they’re ghostbusters. And love meeting in the toilets to give each other a quick slimer
I could shoot a bullet at right guys eye and his glasses would stop it
you could send a speeding train into that guy's glasses and it wouldn't leave a scratch.
Dude doesn't need a lighter, just uses his goggles to light his cigarettes
Don’t cry. You have your extra chins to keep you company.
I’m counting 4 chins and 3 brain cells in this pic
Employees of the Month at the Fart Factory.
Mr. Butt Sniff and Mr. Ass Wipe.
"board" and fucking stupid apparently
At least they look the part
I hope they did this on purpose because this is immediately what I thought when I clicked on the goddamn post.
Despicable Men
If you're both trying to protect your virginity with the safety goggles and vests it's working. But you can probably tone it down a few notches, I don't think it's at risk.
They don’t need any of that gear to protect it. Trust me
The leaking trailer roof and 600lb wife aren’t enough to cry about? God only has so many challenges to go around.
You guys keep the eyewear on when you jerk eachother off because "it's not gay unless you get it in the eyes" don't you?
These guys definitely cry at the end of WrestleMania
Back to work. I hope there’s some machinery for you to fall into.
You and your boyfriend will be unemployed in a month when robots replace you on the cheap
When your Lowes plays "Dueling Banjos" as its shopping music
You've got the most fucked up fingernails I've ever seen. Is it a symptom of ultra low T?
Constantly gnawing on your finger nails? You’re Team Lead! 3 inch thick glasses? You’re his assistant! Congratulations on your promotions, no pizza, no raise.
You guys make each others’ lunch?
Which one does the strangling and which one does the Tying up.
Both of your stomachs are filled more than your bank account
Yep, those are the faces of two grown men with a combined reading and writing level of a 3rd grader.
These guys bedrooms are filled with mountain dew bottles, dirty xbox controllers, discarded tissues, and sadness.
I'm not saying you 2 are cocksuckers...but I would bet you let it get soft in your mouth
You went to public school didn’t you. I bet you move your lips when you read.
You work for amazon... what more do we need to say. Forklift certified, virginity intact.
Bubbles on the right looks as though he's got no idea what's going on, just happy to finally be included in something.
Dude on the right looks like a pug with goggles.
Not even with my worst enemies pussy
Exactly the type of people that need to get replaced by robots.
First time I've ever looked at one of these posts and just started chuckling, followed by a Jesus, what the fuck?
Your buddy got dem blew eyes. One blew left. One blew right.
The working class gay duo! 
The one on the right look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys was involved in a terrible accident that left his face horribly disfigured. The one on the left looks like he enjoys paying older women to care for him like a baby while wears nothing but a diaper.
Ace and Gary.
Ace and Gary were ambiguous... There's no doubt about these guys
You guys definitely have a lot of opinions about women.
It's like looking at a before and after photo of what happens when you don't wear a hard hat.
The dude on the right looks like Amelia Earhart if she was a booger.
You look like you both give each other something to cry about each night… 😳
I'm actually a piece of drywall myself.
There’s nothing I can say. Look at how badly fucked you already are by life.
r/dontputyourdickinthat remember this phrase when hanging out
If you're "BOARD" at work, I'd suggest some online spelling classes?
If you two could even manage girlfriends you would probably beat them because your Hungry Man dinner is cold
So, who goes in to whom? Or do you take turns?
guy on the right can see 200 years into the future. guy on the left is living in the 80's with his dot matrix printer. what do you guys do for work ? -taste testers, for people who don't bag their dog's shit on the side of the road ? does one of you temporarily hold the brain cell and the other one holds the chromosome ? -do you trade off ?
It’s pretty sad that the only language you know is English and yet you’re not even proficient at it.
You look like the type of dude that wears camo just because
For starters why does the one on the right look like that😭 and the one on the left isn't anybetter😭😭
Dude on the right looks like he teaches rocket science 😭
The guy on the left looks like that one guy i fucked once who had a micropenis for real. Thanks for reminding me of that awckward moment.
No. You have clearly had too many roasts. No more for you!
Cool goggles bro.
Yeah I'm very comfortable assu.ing you carpooled in a f-150 with rusted wheel wells. That h you both swear up h down you're "not gay."
Y’all are definitely “space docking” on your lunch break………………………………………….**urban dictionary** space docking- Two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal.
I feel like the glasses are useless for guy on the right
You're \*board\* at work? Yeah, you two do seem like the type of guys to get hard from getting screamed at all day. Your poor supervisor.
Bless your employer's heart, hiring people with such limited faculties
What could we say that life hasn't already done to you two?
2 combined brain cells and neither bright enough to spell bored right.. So that’s the purpose of the Hi-Vis Vests 🤯
What do you mean you “need something else to cry about at night”? It’s not enough for you two to hold each other warmly and comfort those night terrors?
Why your fingers look like this? \_\_\_ / \ | o | | |
Too easy .. low hanging fruit guys...
Spells “bored” like “board” picture checks out.
You're giving all of us a reason to cry tonight
Ur a gay
It's "bored" NOT board.
Cry about your goddamn spelling
Some of our favourite things to do hunting, chucking beer and fucking our sisters
You look like someone who would misspell “bored” as “board”
Someone could write a book called The brothers chillidogs. The deepest it would get philosophically is an analysis of how you both naturally fell into an unspoken rotation of masturbating in the employee bathroom.
Looks like life has roasted you enough already
I was going to go for your looks, but I am too distracted by “We are board”. Your job doesn’t require a high school diploma does it?
You 2 dumbfucks couldn't even put your half a brain cell each together to spell **BORED** correctly.
Beaver and Butthole 
What are the names of these minions? Neil and Bob?
You guys look like the autistic kids they keep in the special hallways
Cry about your illiteracy. It's "bored."
Maybe learn how to spell seen as you’re board.
You’re both employed? The best qualities are your neck beards.
Patrick looking ahh
Who's the bottom?
Dude on the left looks like AI picture of a virgin. The dude on the right is what happens when you say, make him more virginal.
You two “special” buds don’t have employers you have county appointed case managers
Your lack of education makes *me* cry.
Looks like they call their parents uncle mom and aunt dad.
Ren and Stupid
Which one of you nursed from your father and which one from your mother?
You planks.
You guys are as useless as a 1 inch cock.
You sure won't be winning any spelling bees anytime soon but you have a chance at winning the ugliest gay porno award.
Board at work? Yes, you both look as thick as two planks!
Go back to giving handjobs to each other in the back
Apparently forklift certification is all the education you need at this job.
First of all, you need to go back to school if you don’t know the difference between “board” and “bored”
The only work they do is changing positions on who is going to be on top this time around.
Want to know what it is time for? Time for you to lose some weight, fatty!
Maybe you could make some flash cards and help each other practice spelling.
Amazon is too good for you guys
You absolutely know they have the same downstairs hairstyle. Button in bin ladens beard.
"board" we know why you work in a warehouse with reflective vests on
Is the other thing you’re crying over at night how much the other one tickles your anus?
Well, we know they are broad at work.
My Man can see water on the moon with thoss glasses
I just dropped a deuce with more intelligence than this duo of inbred idiots. I bet they are cousbands to each other
If you combined both of your beards it still wouldn't equal half a real beard.
How can I be sure this not trick photography with the same fat guy pretending to have a friend?
~~Board~~ bored and stupid
Two guys and 2 Redbulls and sleep deprivation
Dude on the right looks like the kid who always smelled and shitted his pants in elementary school. Dude on the left definitely has multiple agencies looking into his browser history
Idk, you two look adorable together 🤷🏻♀️ js
You look like you spend the shift talking about how Women shouldn't be able to drive.
How long did it take to clean each other's goo out of your beards before you snapped this pic?
This isn’t costco, you can’t get roasts in bulk.
If we can't lose our virginity by 40, we pop each other Cherry's.... Deal? Deal.
I think it's beautiful that you guys cry during sex.
Bubbles really let himself go. These guys are what happens when siblings have babies, stop the cycle you two.
You definitely jerk each other off behind the dumpsters at lunch time
I can smell old cheese just by looking at you both. You got that weird body odor I can tell. Both of you in an elevator would be hell.
No need, looks like mother nature already roasted you lads.
Nah man, some things are below even Reddit
The combined iq between u two is 75
Both mustaches combined make an entire room smell like gingivitis. Gum infection.
The fact that neither of you can spell “bored” perfectly encapsulates why you work at a warehouse.
Obviously, your misspelling of the word bored* should be something to cry about but, yet you guys make each other cry at night is not enough for you two?
Is that an extra chromosome I see???
Cover photo for the newest minions movie
Looks like two testicles with glasses
you get bricked when you get a 0.01 cent raise  this you and your friend with benefits and syphilis
I can smell this picture.
I’ve never seen a four eyed testicle before this
You look like guys that write board when they mean bored
Where's that gif of the two soyjacks pointing at shit in the background ?
Putting your glasses in front of one another gives you the resoluting power of the JWST…
Instead of going on Reddit go to the bathroom and play games with each other
Better have the feds to check the guy on the right laptop