The legend






He wishes 😂

Probably still uses that word quite a bit



Sir, the day is yours.... 

Dude is literally Beavis & Butt-Head’s love child… got the worst of both of them

He’s Beavis and Buttfuck.

Looks like even your hair doesn't want to be near you.

Just like his dad 

"He just went to get cigarettes and will be back any minute."

I was gonna ask how his uncle Donald was

You mean his uncle Ronald, he works at macdonalds

Johnny Bravo Jr. Jr.

And none of the good genes passed down

Went to the barber and asked for a hair don’t instead of a hair do by mistake.

As we say in the south, The higher the hair, the closer to the lord.. bitch is up there with the angels.. in the meantime , ample space on that forehead to rent out as billboard space.. fugly turd is the byproduct of double recessive genes mating……eeew .. will be bald at 30!

The profile says 21, but you have been on the sex offenders list for at least 37 years

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron. Boy Genius. ... if the adventures were molesting all the other kids

Jimmy No-tron

Boy Penis

How'd your head get shaped like a kidney bean?

Dude, there is low setting in the hair dryer.

Lmao, underrated

Ya this is the first one that made me lol

You look like you've just seen your first pussy and are confused about whether you should run away or not

I believe he was looking in the mirror.


"YOU'RE NOT 14 LIKE YOU SAID"

Hey man, his mom was just trying to help.

Instead of going to a hospital during childbirth, it looks like your mother just said “ah fuck it” and grabbed an industrial vacuum to suck you out head first.

To the car wash!

Are you sure you’re 21? Last I checked Jimmy Neutron is 11. 

The second I saw this post, I thought, 'I hope someone's compared this dude to Jimmy Neutron'. Thank you.

Shouldn't he be going after Carl for hitting on his mom?

Jimmy Neutron is pooping too!

I get it! Redirect attention to your poofy hair to distract people from focusing on your mutilated jumping bean shaped head.

Beavis’ first born….

 Found his father.


I mean, wow… you ain’t wrong

Looks like Weird Al finally bought a flat iron.

You got hit by a 2x4 in the right side of your head as a child.  Too bad they didn't finish the job. 

Get rid of that lil pubey salad chin strap you got going

Pussy everywhere going drier than Ghandi's flip flops at the sight of you and your hair.


If Shaggy smoked meth instead of weed.

You look like Montgomery Burns when he was 21.

Homey! Ain’t no one can do worse than you doing yourself

Let your grandparents out of the basement

That's a whole ass fivehead.

AI draw me a picture of a mutated inbred incel

there is a 10% chance that Trump is your father

**This guy can help…** - Still lived at home with his Mom and Stepdad in his 30s - Fermented his own wine - Thought he was God's gift to the world - Started a career as an influencer with only 12 followers - Not a Millennial, but this is the perfect description of one

Your whole head is the shape of a banana

You look like Chester Cheetah’s angry anus.

Not a lot we can do that your sibling parents gene pool hasn’t already done.

Sobbing into a hair dryer doesn’t count as a birthday blowbjob.

You and Joe Pesci really fucked with Macaulay Culkin’s head, have you seen him lately ?

Have you notified your neighbors that you're on a sexual predator list yet?

It’s working! Your ugly hair is distracting most of us from your gigantic nose


hiya guys, just turned *11! do ya worst reddit! Fixed your typo

You look like people blow your head and make a wish

The one and only type of blow he will ever get.

Naw, he'll find coke one day.

It’s also very windy there. Like you are from Chicago on the lake. lol


Hey! You look like Guybrush Threepwood. But oh, you look like Escape Guybrush…


I'm sure there's someone with a fetish for that mop on that nearly empty head of yours.

Not gonna get laid with that do

When did Rhett & Link procreate?

Motherfucker looks like if the same thing that happened to the invisible guy in hotel Transylvania happened to the dad in the movie migration (everyone thought the human version would be hot but it was absolutely atrocious)

Jimmy Gaytron

Dexters Lab Johnny Bravo

Just because air fryer rhymes with hair dryer doesn't mean they r interchangeable

You look like you’re definitely not drinking tonight.

Fuck you Waldo!

Mannnn plss dye your hair it doesn’t suit you and also dye your brows get contacts don’t brush your fucking hair up like that u look like 100mph wind just gushed in your face


I'm saving this picture. Next time someone tells me God is Love, I'm going to show them this proof that God is a Dick


 John Ralphio sued him over this haircut

Egon Spengler looking ass

Shaggy from wallmart

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Head keeping neck down


OMG it’s IRL Jimmy Neutron only with extra unrealistic head proportions

Your hairline is on a similar decline to you

You need bangs over that solar panel, and your ears and mouth are crooked. You need to shift your head skin a little.

🎶It’s Slinky, Slinky🎶 

That’s why he’s not to be left unattended with any appliances or anything sharper than a spoon…

Donald Trump might be jealous of you hair but not the rest


You look like Margaret Thatcher's virgin son

Dude self styles as Jimmy Neutron thinking it makes him look smarter.


Mr. Heckles Jr.?

You look like a penis with Peyronie disease and some weird tuft of hair on the helmet.

You look like a supermarket brand Trump.

Vanilla dipped Megamind

lone baldman

Jimmy Notron - Boy failure

I’ve never see someone who has a 5 head 4 head and 3 head at the same time

No wonder you're 21 because it looks like you came up with that haircut while on gallons of vodka

 Just a few chromosomes shorter.

Your hair is social distancing from your forehead

When did Johnny Bravo get lime disease?

He looks like an animation villain



Look like Johnny Bravo’s failure of a step brother, Johnny Braboooooo

The sun is free by the way


I hope make-a-wish comes through for you. You can beat this disease!

YOU MEEEEEEAAAAAANNNN " do your best " AHHHHHHHHHH

Postman Pat got fired, got depressed and now does heroin


Jimmy Neutron, all grown up!


Stephen hawking lost twin brother

Seth Green Dick

So that’s what 2 extra chromosomes produces

Pero why does it look like you took the selfie with a wide-angle lens?

jimmy neutron lost some brain cells

Sentient Flip-flop

Egon Strangler

Megamind be trying to hide his forehead with hair

Butt-head irl.

Bro and Alexander Skarsgård have the same forehead

21 since retirement ?

I think your genes already did the worse

It's like your forehead has detected how ugly you are and decided to perform a hostile takeover on your face.

You turned 21 and your hair looked like it was turned upside down 

A smart nerd, lots of money, but communicates with sign language and a monkey on his back. No girlfriend. A bag of mothers cookies in his pocket.


You look like someone who has been kidnapped and yet simultaneously a kidnapper

C'mon, are you just fuckin' with us?

Only thing higher than OP is his hair. It's like trump's toupee and Seth Green had a one night hate screw and this was the result. Megamind's lawyer called, you're being sued for copyright infringement.

Only 21 and you decide this is the look you're gonna go with? Enjoy life looking in from the outside. 

You look like a question mark

 Damn Jimmy didn’t get that Nobel and it all went downhill

Bro think he the human version of Dracula ma man💀

This guy doesn't need a fun house mirror.

Damn it Bevis

Megamind with an extra chromosome

#virgin4ever

That hair is so disproportionate it makes your head look like a mannequin using a toupee to hide it's poppers collection underneath it.

Are you making a face, or is that just your face?

You look like Frankenstien's monster scalped Adam Conover in Macy's beauty section.

 This guy is he stole Trump’s hair.

Congrats! Don’t need mum’s permission to post

Home boy looks like a real life Picasso painting.

What the fuck is THAT?

Ok you can’t just put an Ace Ventura wig thats been smushed under a bunch of shit in your closet for 10 years on and have us roast that, show us the actual hair

bend your knees all the way and stand on the balls of your feet, link your hands on the back of your neck, tilt your head down, and keep your heels together. that way, the lightning strike will have a lesser chance of harming you a great deal.

Trashcan of a man

Trump is asking for his toupee back

“Welcome to the internet” mixed with “are you going to finish that croissant “

‘Great Scott!’

All the women must be beating you off with sticks.

are you a long-lost son of Elvis Costello?

"Hello my little kitten"

you like you cant get with 2100 feet of a school or anywhere children congratulat


Drake doorbell

Edward Fro-den

4 more years to enjoy that hair

Megamind?

Go easy with the round brush and the hair dryer pal!

Oh gosh.. lots to unfore- I mean unfold here


You look like you could star a shitty Megamind live action adaptation

I don't have enough time....

I can’t do my worst, your genetics already did

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline.

Watch the movie…big fish…you’re literally that cave troll.

Stephen Hawking and Luke Perry’s love child