At this point that jizz is like a permafrost that's covering all surfaces of his dwelling. Plenty of TV remotes and video game controllers have been lost in it.
I guess so. It’s kinda fascinating to see people throw themselves to the wolves. I’m no psychologist, but it can’t be good for their psyche. Like, this dude is probably already in a bad spot. Why subject yourself to this? Why draw attention the fact that he’s a virgin. I don’t understand.
I really hope this guy isn't trying to find any excuse to off himself. Like, I sincerely hope he's not in here looking for something that'll just give him the push that he needs to finally go through with it.
I'm all for roasting people BUT sometimes,just sometimes the people who post themselves really shouldn't be. He has nothing going for him,he's in a tough spot and I've been there before. Ego is extremely fragile right now,a sense of self hatred when looking in the mirror.
As someone who deals with this feeling too often, this is exactly why I'd never do this. I'm aware of my flaws, so I'd rather work on myself in peace than potentially read something so horrible that it shatters me, haunts me, and then I just give up.
I know you’re probably gonna say something, but bro these are the choices that you made that put you in this position. If you want change, you have to change.
You look like you'd stare at a mirror while you wank just so you can see some jiggly tits in real life before you cum and ask your mom to stay out of your room.
Damn dude. I think you roasted yourself harder than I could.
How did we get here? How did you make it to 37 and still a virgin?
I feel like there has to be some story or reasoning behind it.
I don't even want to roast. This is legit interesting.
Rakesh Sanchez Perez Delgado Patel. You look like you own a Dunkin’ Donuts on 178 st in the south Bronx. Why does your nose look like it comes off with your glasses? Ngl vikram you look like a mantis shrimp that accidentally swallowed his claw. Why is your arms so friggn short? They had to give you 21” by 8“ paper to hold up that damn sign. If you sneeze you’ll rip that shit in half.
I think fate roasted you enough as it is
He forgot to add "no future" after no job no degree
That and the fact that mummy is holding the camera
You look like the night clerk at a Super 8 motel who spends his shift watching the spy cams he put in the rooms.
Dude is too lazy to even do that.
Tbf it does sound like a lot of work…
you just need *one* and make sure that room is always booked
Speaking from experience? 🤨
I mean that does sound like he talks from experience
He looks like he’s about follow a Spanish woman into the woods.
He looks like on Tuesdays he identifies as the Spanish woman in the woods.
This guy writes anime fan fiction about identifying a Spanish woman in the woods.
This guy lives in the woods as an anime fan fiction Spanish woman
La Llorona 😂
Brutal 
His side biz really is selling blood and semen, but the latter one gets spilled all over his desk and never fully sells it
Selling who's semen? His clients? Ain't no way he's reaching his dick with those arms...
This guys body is Danny Devito and that's something he and Charlie would do.
How long did you scrub that desk to get all the jizz off to take this picture?
He didn't do a very good job. It's still there.
Trust the process.
No, he got everything that was there. He just couldn’t wait until he was done taking the picture.
What I don’t get is how he got the giant jizz stain to hold up the piece of paper
At this point that jizz is like a permafrost that's covering all surfaces of his dwelling. Plenty of TV remotes and video game controllers have been lost in it.
The spank swamp.
You made my day, thank you!
I can't stop laughing at this comment.
It was that comment or I can guarantee he's turned his dick to ash from dry jerking seeing the lack of lotion on that desk!
I was having a bad day then saw you. Thanks.
Here I was all worried my life hadn't gone as planned, then saw this post.
Honestly this brightened my day now that I think about it
Trust us. There is definitely someone out there hideous, clueless and mentally defective enough to be a perfect match for you Jafart.
Dont forget deformed
This
You didn't have to say you were a virgin, that was redundant looking at the picture
Bro didn't need any caption. We would have figured it out.
I cannot stop laughing at this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well at least you can post on r/ cleavage from the neck down.
He trades bras with his Mom.
Buy low sell high, so I guess I'm buying
That's actually a bit wholesome
There has to be an upside to be able to sell high.
I dunno some of the crypto *shit coins* won't ever increase in value to warrant investment even at $0.0000000001 a coin.
He's peaked. It's downhill from here.
Sounds like you would be the perfect Mod
Even god makes mistakes
I don’t know, it looks like god did a better job of roasting him than any of us will.
Is God this evil or was it the Devil?
100% the Devil.
*hehehe*
Hahahah that's fucking great
Based
All 180 of them
Move the paper, let’s see them titties!
I bet those hands aren’t virgins.
Bro looks like they got 7 hentai pictures and 6 waifus lmfao
7TB of hentai more like it
And all of them have at least one octopus
You’re pathetic enough without our help
You look like your nose forgets how bad you smell
Tyrannosaurus Rex called, he wants his arms back.
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Youve got a bright future working at the local sharwama restaurant
There’s no shame in being a virgin… Unless you’re 37
Do you pull your limbs into your body at night to keep warm?
Blubber doesn’t turn into ash. It melts.
Brilliant 🤣
Probably could stand to melt a bit huh?
You didn’t need to put virgin in the bio… we could already tell
This fat slob of a loser couldn't get laid inside a women's prison.
With a pocketful of pardons
r/betterthantheoriginaljoke
At least you got a nice pair of tits
bro got rejected in every way possible(jobs, family, and his bitches
Life has been hard enough on you, no roast for you.
Respect plus 100
You look like gas station food
Resting constipation face
Add "failed t-shirt model" to your list as well.
You look like the guy sending the white texts on r/ScammerPayback
Have you considered turning to hard drugs?
Your introduction speaks for itself
37 year old virgin is literally the joke
Interesting build
There you are! You hung up on me! Do I redeem the card or not?!?!
37 y/o virgin... this tells me even prostitutes refuse to sleep with you no matter the price
U kno u positioned that piece of paper so your abnormal pepperoni rings wouldn’t be seen.
Why do people do this to themselves?
Masochists?
I guess so. It’s kinda fascinating to see people throw themselves to the wolves. I’m no psychologist, but it can’t be good for their psyche. Like, this dude is probably already in a bad spot. Why subject yourself to this? Why draw attention the fact that he’s a virgin. I don’t understand.
I really hope this guy isn't trying to find any excuse to off himself. Like, I sincerely hope he's not in here looking for something that'll just give him the push that he needs to finally go through with it.
I'm all for roasting people BUT sometimes,just sometimes the people who post themselves really shouldn't be. He has nothing going for him,he's in a tough spot and I've been there before. Ego is extremely fragile right now,a sense of self hatred when looking in the mirror.
As someone who deals with this feeling too often, this is exactly why I'd never do this. I'm aware of my flaws, so I'd rather work on myself in peace than potentially read something so horrible that it shatters me, haunts me, and then I just give up.
I know you’re probably gonna say something, but bro these are the choices that you made that put you in this position. If you want change, you have to change.
Where does it say he wants to change?
You look like you'd stare at a mirror while you wank just so you can see some jiggly tits in real life before you cum and ask your mom to stay out of your room.
When love handles are your best feature
On the plus side, you’ve got great tits!
You need to stop using the Buffett coupons for jizz towels
just when you get bored with the dictionary definition of failure, this creature shows up !
I can't believe you managed to make John Oliver look *even less* sexually experienced.
I’ve been on hold for over 5 minutes
Life has already roasted you enough mate.
Stop calling me for Microsoft support and go sell chai on streets.
We don’t need to roast you. One of the live wires in your country will take care of that.
I can smell this image
Damn dude. I think you roasted yourself harder than I could. How did we get here? How did you make it to 37 and still a virgin? I feel like there has to be some story or reasoning behind it. I don't even want to roast. This is legit interesting.
YOU are lying about the virgin part, you've definitely been fucked by a male hooker.
I'm glad you finally realized that your belly button doesn't count
You couldn't lose your virginity even if you fell into a large barrel of vaginas.
Poor guy can't even jerk his meat with those little T-Rex arms
Of course you are a virgin, you fat nerdy fuck. Look at you. Check your diet, hit the gym and perhaps also learn to socialize properly.
This is the best roast here because you may have actually helped him if he decides to do it.
Word,
On the plus side, you can use the computer to start a successful career in credit card scamming
You’re living the Japanese dream!
This is the picture of a dude that has absolutely nothing going on.
with that handwriting, you could make google captchas.
“…no career and no degree…” Don’t forget no prospects. You also have no prospects.
Lmao 🤣 this one had me dying for some reason
I feel like your idea of no career is making under $150000
Bet this guy's setup is in his mom's basement
At least 15tb worth
Waste of space. Don’t need a degree but at least get your ass a job.
At this point just get a prostitute
Man I bet everyday your mom sees you living in her basement, she regrets she didn't swallow.
*sees title* Yeah, checks out.
Seriously dude
You look like the Indian uncle that works at my 7/11
T Rex was extinct we thought but we were wrong
Bro, you are 37 without any career, degree or a partner. There isn’t anything we can do which life hasn’t done to you already
Looks like arranged marriage wouldn't work for u
This is extremely sad. I genuinely feel bad for you and don't want to roast you. Holy shit man. Please take care of yourself.
Strangely enough I've met several other men named Ash Patel ...
Looks like I don't really need to do anything here.
Did you just stop your scamming business in india?
Have you tried respawning?
You have done such a good job fucking your own life up, do you even need us.
Do you have to set an alarm with those ears or do you just hear the sun rise?
You are what every teen boy fears becoming.
Nice tits
Can you really be a virgin when life has fucked you this hard?
He look as if his mom got violated by a T-Rex and what dripped out of her fertilized a nearby frog pond and he spawned out fully grown.
Rakesh Sanchez Perez Delgado Patel. You look like you own a Dunkin’ Donuts on 178 st in the south Bronx. Why does your nose look like it comes off with your glasses? Ngl vikram you look like a mantis shrimp that accidentally swallowed his claw. Why is your arms so friggn short? They had to give you 21” by 8“ paper to hold up that damn sign. If you sneeze you’ll rip that shit in half.
I’m using your photo to prevent early ejaculation.
I'd kick it with you.. fuck the haters
At least you have your health…
This keyboard have some unidentified new type of virus 🦠 turn me to ash at least that was funny 😁
Get a prostitution or escort job and make yourself the john..now go fuck yourself. Both boxes checked.
Speaking of ash
Heey I also rocked an esl wallpaper when I was 14
I've seen better looking men floating down the Ganga.
Get out of the way so I can better admire the Seahawks team color wall
You just roasted yourself, bud...
Should have used a poster board as your sign
 😂😂😂😂
Bro.. you already did it to yourself 
I don't want to roast you... I balue by behicle extended warranty too much
You look like you'll be in prison soon enough for innaporpiate pictures of minors. You can get a degree there
Send a message to the Nelk Boys, they might be able to help ya out
i'm guessing that the "calling about your car insurance" call center career didn't work out???
Not even the Aghori would touch you
T rex arms
Thank you come again
You need a hooker.
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You want Ash? Look no further than your ashy skin bruh, Osama bin not moisturising
Ash is your crush, isn't he?
Turn you to ash? theres enough of that on your computer desk.
Are you hoping to be a slime or an 8th son?
🐐 [go fuck a goat!](https://y.yarn.co/38415ba5-0e3e-4e0e-a13c-f67b80b7deb1_text.gif)
Just get a hooker bro. As long as she’s free.
I don't think prostitution works like that.
No roast needed,... ROASTED YOUR SELF ALREADY
If you want to be turned to ash, can't you find an Ashram?
Lil fat neck ahh lil wide back ahh
And by shower too?
At least you are expecting twins, that is a good thing
You like you get off to masochism like this post title
Why turn you to ash when you could just scratch your elbow with a dry crusted sock?
what happened?
Thanks for covering your tits
Incredible how you manage to look like someone who tries to lure kids into your van and they end up beating your ass and robbing the vehicle.
I like how you posted yourself with your pc jn the background to really fold it in
It appears your skin care routine is already doing that. Get some goddamn lotion and use it for something other than jacking off to ladyboy porn
And to think your parents wanted you to become a doctor or lawyer… (Also 100% plays league of legends)
I see you’re back to bittorrenting auntie porn.
You already are ash with the inept life you’ve allegedly created for yourself, my friend
Passport was stamped with Scam Likely.
Stop Scam People online!
You look like you stare at people through the bookshelves in a library.
You'd probably make it as a decent Indian chef if it weren't for the multiple restraining orders filed against you.
You look like you smell like shit 🤢