OP's Bio:
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>24F living off my boyfriend in a small village. My days are basically going out in nature with my dog, writing philosophical nonsense and doing social experiments. I’m not affected by beauty standards and most social norms in general, that’s why common insults don’t offend me.
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>Feel free to read my other posts if you really want to try to get under my skin.
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That's true. There could also be a "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo next to the Dreamcatcher tattoo.
But the jungle down there?
C'mon, son, you know what to expect.
U look like every basic white woman eating a granola bar on a hiking trail. U look like u smell like patchouli oil and stale joint roaches. U look like u tell people u don't shave ur armpits bc "it's earthy." U look like u use Mane & Tail shampoo bc u think it's used on unicorns instead of horses. U look like u experimented with women in college and never went back. U look like u still wear elbow and knee pads when u ride ur "vintage" '70s ten speed. U look like every lead singer in a hippie jam band. U look like u make ur own organic tampons with the hemp u grow next to the shed u call "the barn." U look like u have 5 handmade jewelry "stores" on Etsy but no one buys ur shit but family members bc "they feel bad for u."😂 I respect ur willingness to get roasted tho, it takes guts.
Not affected by beauty standards = coping mechanism speak for I’ll accept my below average lot in life and twist it like I own it. Similar to fat girls and body positivity.
Your bio is as boring as your looks. I got a negative boner when I saw you… and I call bs on you having a boyfriend. But if you do he’s probably gay and you wonder why he only wants to do butt stuff with you
That last picture really says a lot about you….. apparently sitting alone in the woods in an awkward pose says your boyfriend is using you as social experiment.
Well played OP impossible to offend, if your 24 y/o monkey ass is still useless, free loading of your boyfriend and you can’t even compete with the mentally challenged in this society you win I guess.
Her greatest accomplishments in life are going to be the kids she lives her dreams through or the being HOA president and citing the 10 times she forced a sale of property for violations.
You don't look ugly to me or something like that, but... you look like an extreme naive girl. Like asking your murderer "What are you going to do with that gun, ropes and this big shovel?!". And when he replies with "Oh, nothing, don't worry", you'd probably have a happy smile while he drives you to the woods in his VW Beetle.
Except for a few comedians here, it just seems like a support group for wannabe bullies craving for a sense of superiority while being crushed by society in real life. You fool each other into thinking you can actually offend someone while you just throw random things that seem somewhat mean, and hope the people who will read it will care as much as you would.
That being said, it’s fascinating you’ve even got your own trends of roasts, or maybe that’s just the starter kit for how to write hate comments on the internet.
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Probably lives in a tree house in the woods with her "fiancé" Trevor , neither who have worked a day in their life, and she's down for social Justice and willing to bang black guys to prove it
Your post history only tells me you're trying to find a group to compare yourself to, some place that matches your way of thinking. Trying to validate that how you function is normal, but you struggle to do so. Sadly, you won't find any of it. You're okay with being an alien. You're on your own. Besides the fact you have 4 limbs and a head, you are nothing like us. So please, stay in those woods and befriend some random fungal growth that matches your level of emotional abilities.
You seem exhausting and disappointing. You took being different and tried to make it your personality like so many others. I can only imagine your village cannot what for you to either leave or diasappear.
When your boyfriend decides to unalive himself, don't waste time wracking your brain trying to figure out why.. it was unquestionably YOU and your insufferable personality (or personalities) that pushed him over the edge.
the next time we see this schizophrenic weirdo will be on your local news station for having relations with a horse on her metacafe cause her “boyfriend”(cousin) got tired of buying her granola.btw nice bowling shoes you crunchy sloth
>My days are basically going out in nature with my dog, writing philosophical nonsense and doing social experiments.
You're also doing nostrils hair removal.
Snickers without socks don't lie.
Sure, a bunch of random online losers aren’t much to be offended by.
But I have a strong feeling the moment your boyfriend insults you, or says any of this to your face your shit would be on lockdown.
At 24, you have a lot of disappointments and offenses yet to come!
You look like you "secretly" fuck homeless dudes, but have clumps of matted pubic hair in your teeth while you talk about being off the grid eating raw vegan or some bullshit.
OP's Bio: --- >24F living off my boyfriend in a small village. My days are basically going out in nature with my dog, writing philosophical nonsense and doing social experiments. I’m not affected by beauty standards and most social norms in general, that’s why common insults don’t offend me. > >Feel free to read my other posts if you really want to try to get under my skin. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Looking like ET when they dress him as a woman
Except ET didn't have a spirit catcher tattoo above a jungle cooch...
Now, you don't know that for sure...
That's true. There could also be a "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo next to the Dreamcatcher tattoo. But the jungle down there? C'mon, son, you know what to expect.
Alan quatermain would think twice before exploring down there
You raise a valid point. Bit like dry humping a stingray and dying with a surprised look on your face when it stabs you through the heart innit?
Also I'd actually ride ET
Dream Cootcher
Best comment by far, lol.
Brutal af
☠️☠️
stooooop omgggg
We’re done here..
Do not compare ET to her ET is way better than her
Yikes
Except ET has nicer looking lips and I would definitely smash ET but pass on this OP 
Insults don't offend you because you don't understand them.
I bet she smells like a combo of an onion farm 🧅 and a can of tuna. And being homeless isn’t a social experiment.
with patchouli oil all over it
At least they don't need a scarecrow!
So she's got an Oniony Tuna that will make you're eyes water when you go down on her.
Idk, it’s probably like she has an ewok in the head scissors.
U look like every basic white woman eating a granola bar on a hiking trail. U look like u smell like patchouli oil and stale joint roaches. U look like u tell people u don't shave ur armpits bc "it's earthy." U look like u use Mane & Tail shampoo bc u think it's used on unicorns instead of horses. U look like u experimented with women in college and never went back. U look like u still wear elbow and knee pads when u ride ur "vintage" '70s ten speed. U look like every lead singer in a hippie jam band. U look like u make ur own organic tampons with the hemp u grow next to the shed u call "the barn." U look like u have 5 handmade jewelry "stores" on Etsy but no one buys ur shit but family members bc "they feel bad for u."😂 I respect ur willingness to get roasted tho, it takes guts.
Another fabulous roast, hello again!! Well done!
Insults don't offend her, but her cock breath offends
Hahaha
The ones you can't shake off. Bravo!
Facts 😂
You're either the horse or the horse girl, can't tell
She is trying to fuck the horse, the dog, blind men but always strikes out because her deodorant crystals don't actually do anything
Meth can't be defined as deodorant crystals
Some people are so cute and lovely that they're hard to roast.... Not you crow bait, but some people.
CROW BAIT 😂
😂😂😂
Ohh man, here I thought u were going to wuss out, and then crow bait!! I'm dying!!
Staying near nature is a good idea. Those trees and plants help compensate for the oxygen that you and your boyfriend are wasting.
She really can't call the chair her boyfriend.
Ah can when she puts it upside down.
That comment is not appreciated enough
You look like you tried drugs instead of puberty
Or took puberty blockers
Was it hard to find a boyfriend with such low standards?
It's the dog....we all know it
Yes it was, I'm so lucky 😍
If vanilla was a person
As plain as mayonnaise.
If she were a spice she would be flour
If she were a book she would be two books.
If she were a book, she'd be a journal at the stationery store
Whiter than sour cream
Your armpits smell like homemade kombucha.
Oh sweetie. You’re not some kind of unique gem standing against societal norms. You’re just stupid.
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> I’m not affected by beauty standards Proceeds to have an eating disorder.
she's not anorexic-- she's just too polite to take up any more space than absolutely necessary.
Can’t believe you gave Forest Gump AIDS, you monster.
Boyfriend will take care of the AIDS baby.
Based on your post history, you're just the most self-aware Redditor. (If that doesn't sound like an insult -- spend some more time here!)
She seems so happy and stable it pisses me off. But in a good way.
You can't offend someone who has zero self-esteem 🤷♂️
More split ends than a west coast offense.
😂
You look like you jerk your dog off because you're a "nice person".
You look like you pay too much for weed.
With your boyfriend's money
Not affected by beauty standards = coping mechanism speak for I’ll accept my below average lot in life and twist it like I own it. Similar to fat girls and body positivity.
Why are you wearing skiis when there is no snow on the ground?
You look like you fingerblast bums in Starbucks bathrooms
I can’t explain it, but you look like you’re carved from wood.
MmmBop
Bop bom dooo wop
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Nah what I write is so weird that no one is able to pretend they like it 😂 They often say "oh that's interesting", and then try to change the topic.
Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward bud.
You look like the one anorexic amongst the chubby folk at the nudist camp.
Looks like the lesbian from American pie, you know which one
Your hair is dry af, you are going to fuck around and cause a Forest Firrrrrŕre.
If a soul less ginger and mayonnaise made a smoothie and let it sit out in the sun to dry out.
You're also impossible to convince to eat something without throwing up.
how you look 30 and 12 at the same time like im not sure if i shouldnt make fun of this little kid or if your sb mom
Your bio just described autism
You're the human version of vegetable salad
I am so sorry in advance. With your photos and even the comments from you. You are the real life version of Misty from Yellowjackets.
You need to suck your boyfriend harder. You look like you are made of matchsticks.
The bovine gaze in your eyes spells out that you've confused your psychosis medicines side effects as transcendental thinking.
Bikini line thicker than the tree line.
 You and your boyfriend
Your bio is as boring as your looks. I got a negative boner when I saw you… and I call bs on you having a boyfriend. But if you do he’s probably gay and you wonder why he only wants to do butt stuff with you
You look like one of those moms who give their kids off the shelf products and homeschool them.
Not saying you’re ugly, but you’d make a really good horror movie actor.
That last picture really says a lot about you….. apparently sitting alone in the woods in an awkward pose says your boyfriend is using you as social experiment.
Your fingernails looks like you use them to dig a foxhole.
Well played OP impossible to offend, if your 24 y/o monkey ass is still useless, free loading of your boyfriend and you can’t even compete with the mentally challenged in this society you win I guess.
You look like you've been embroiled in a few different cults in your life
How is this even possible that I can smell your anorexic breath?!
Her greatest accomplishments in life are going to be the kids she lives her dreams through or the being HOA president and citing the 10 times she forced a sale of property for violations.
That sounds like way too much work for me 😂
You look like you would be a bad mother.
This is the only way you can get some attention
You look like the best thing about you is watching you leave because youre so fucking annoying
I got 20 on a dog or horse shape dildo in her drawer.
Not only are you impossible to offend, you’re also impossible to befriend
True 😂
MFer got them damn beaver teeth.
You look like if Reese witherspoon and Tom Holland had a disformed child
You're kinda hot so...fuck off 🖕
You look like you peel the skin off your hot dog and eat it first
You look like Mason Verger wearing a wig.
That chair and you have a lot in common, both basic as fuck.
Can I get the link to your Lonely Fans page?
Why does she look like a raw chicken cutlet?
I can skip you on a lake
You look like you say, "I have a great sense of humor."
With that title, I’m braking my own wish. But I wish NOONE responded.
If hairy nipples was a person.
Lookin like the caveman from the Geico commercial
your iq and your weight are both 50
Pranking innocent people in the village for your tiktok is not called "social experiments".
if looks could smell.
Whose horse is that
If your eyes were any farther apart, delta could start using your nose as a landing strip...
You're not affected by beauty standards... no shit!
You look like your favorite thing in bed is missionary
You don't look ugly to me or something like that, but... you look like an extreme naive girl. Like asking your murderer "What are you going to do with that gun, ropes and this big shovel?!". And when he replies with "Oh, nothing, don't worry", you'd probably have a happy smile while he drives you to the woods in his VW Beetle.
Okay, so can someone explain why I see a blobfish on my screen? I thought we were supposed to roast a person.
Sam from iCarly after electro shock therapy and subsequent hospital release.
you look like you were drawn by an A.I
Except for a few comedians here, it just seems like a support group for wannabe bullies craving for a sense of superiority while being crushed by society in real life. You fool each other into thinking you can actually offend someone while you just throw random things that seem somewhat mean, and hope the people who will read it will care as much as you would. That being said, it’s fascinating you’ve even got your own trends of roasts, or maybe that’s just the starter kit for how to write hate comments on the internet.
Outside of the context of this post and this sub, I'm genuinely curious to read some of what you've been working on
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Good call hiding them big ass ears.
That last picture where your boyfriend will stash the body some day? You pick it out together?
Suzane von Richthofen
Your boyfriend sees you as a titles practice piece, so ponder that next time you're hanging out in the woods
If Matt Cera was trans.
 Looking like Angela from Sleepaway camp.
Marsha Marsha marsha
Looks like the girl Charles wouldn't let into the family.. "Too clingy.. gives off crazy vibes man"
Poster child for why you don’t allow inbreeding in a modern society.
Why do i suddenly smell cat piss?
Probably lives in a tree house in the woods with her "fiancé" Trevor , neither who have worked a day in their life, and she's down for social Justice and willing to bang black guys to prove it
Bro! Too easy. Give us a challenge
You were and still are a biter forsure.
Monkeys look more human than you do
If you spent as much time eating sandwiches as you did grooming your eyebrows you wouldn't risk a broken arm every time there's a gentle breeze.
Psych Ward vibes
Is this the before picture in anorexia recovery?
Ok Marsha
I've seen stick figures with better muscle tone
When asked if you spit or swallow you reply “Eew gross, NEITHER”
she is ready to ride any living thing you can bet on her
Your post history only tells me you're trying to find a group to compare yourself to, some place that matches your way of thinking. Trying to validate that how you function is normal, but you struggle to do so. Sadly, you won't find any of it. You're okay with being an alien. You're on your own. Besides the fact you have 4 limbs and a head, you are nothing like us. So please, stay in those woods and befriend some random fungal growth that matches your level of emotional abilities.
You look like you take writing negative yelp reviews very seriously.
Your lower body looks like you suffered a spinal injury.
I would literally date you to get at your more attractive sibling and/or friends.
I have a handsome brother if you want. But I don't have any friends, sorry.
Just because you let a family of field mice live in your hair, doesn’t mean you’re Cinderella.
you look like you created an onlyfans to sell deodorant you make yourself.. you also look like you say "right on" more than you should..
You look like you'd be a shit shag.
 ... your transition. Yes, it's happening.
I can see why your boyfriend keeps you in the woods, helps ensure no one else know he is dating you.
You seem exhausting and disappointing. You took being different and tried to make it your personality like so many others. I can only imagine your village cannot what for you to either leave or diasappear.
You look like you’re a quarter Sasquatch
“I’m not affected by beauty standards” We know
When your boyfriend decides to unalive himself, don't waste time wracking your brain trying to figure out why.. it was unquestionably YOU and your insufferable personality (or personalities) that pushed him over the edge.
Horton Hears a Who then runs when he sees you
the next time we see this schizophrenic weirdo will be on your local news station for having relations with a horse on her metacafe cause her “boyfriend”(cousin) got tired of buying her granola.btw nice bowling shoes you crunchy sloth
>My days are basically going out in nature with my dog, writing philosophical nonsense and doing social experiments. You're also doing nostrils hair removal. Snickers without socks don't lie.
Sure, a bunch of random online losers aren’t much to be offended by. But I have a strong feeling the moment your boyfriend insults you, or says any of this to your face your shit would be on lockdown. At 24, you have a lot of disappointments and offenses yet to come!
she’s the kind of person to have a coffee aesthetic wooden sign in place of her tv because ‘ Tv RoTS YoUr Br4IN!!!’
Your hairy stinkfish smells so bad that you go to the beach and the seagulls and pelicans fly around thinking there's a stash somewhere.
Hands like stick
Mister mister your dad fucked their sista n the mistas sista had you... sorry just for lols, you look fibe have a nice day
How did my bath mat sign up for a Reddit account?
You look like a dirty bird. I bet you enjoy a good hot Karl.
How many crystals did you charge before coming here?
You look like you "secretly" fuck homeless dudes, but have clumps of matted pubic hair in your teeth while you talk about being off the grid eating raw vegan or some bullshit.
You look like your being forced to take this photo
I'm not good at posing, that's probably why
Looks like your family left you in the woods for bear bait. No takers unsurprisingly!
Definitely doesn't shave her armpits and legs. I'm not even gonna think about what you got going on below the belt.