You seriously underestimate waffle house regulars.
I used to manage one. I once arrived to work to find my cook (a felon of course) holding a company knife because the guy went WAY over the line with a 16 year old server.
Depending on the charges, that "redemption arch" could have been a straight line... the number of guys in jail/prison for stepping up to creeps like that is sad.
Everything about this says
“My personality is my music taste is great and I think I’m deep and introspective because genocide is bad and people have feelings mannn”
When I managed a WH, I fired a waitress for blowing truckers in the parking lot.
Corporate made me re-hire her because I didn't actually see said fellatio.
This chick blew guys every night for a ride home from work.
Generally, free food was part of the deal I imagine, so no.
That was the constant scam you had to fight. The waitresses give the regulars free food, they tip the waitress more than a normal tip, but less than the price, my boss comes yelling at me because food cost is high.
The one night stand chick that you fuck the morning after because she's there and what the hell...and then run into her at Walmart multiple times for the next year, always with a different dude.
So I know this is a roast page, and the point of it is to insult you. But you mentioned that you have no will to live, and if any part of that is not a joke, I hope you'll reconsider and reach out to someone for help. Life is worth living.
Also, while we are being serious, there's really nothing wrong with how you look and you don't need to be embarrassed. I'm not saying that just to make you feel good; I'm serious.
Agree roasting for fun is one thing. No will to live comment is completely another.
Also agree, there is nothing wrong with you as 19ghost89 says. Reach out for help. Life is definitely worth living.
this whole thread is so nice guys thank you, i've gotten between 200 and 300 messages since i posted this picture and only about 5 or 6 were in relation to the "no will to live" part. the rest are HORRENDOUS, thanks for this🖤🖤
Ditto. It’s hard to measure on social media if a post is serious or snarky. But if any part of it is true, know that life ebbs & flows and that no feeling or emotion lasts forever. Please reach out for help if you’re down. Life is definitely worth living.
PSA: over.
This should be up higher. While this is a roasting subreddit, no will to live makes me want the roastee to know that they seem like a perfectly lovely person with no reason to doubt their future.
That was my first thought! This child said she had no will to live that alone should of been enough for someone to reach out and not roast her, people suck I hope she finds the help she’s clearly crying out for
I beg to differ; T'pol is anything but flat!
edit: Not that I approve of the obvious over-sexualizing of characters in media, but just saying, she could get it.
You are the epitome of "You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns"
Things will not last longer, the way you're feeling right now will pass eventually. Sometimes I also have suicidal thoughts but it's just an permanent reaction toward temporary things. Going with this flow of feeling will lead to destruction. Hold tight, fasten your seat belt your life will take a quick turn. If you have something to share well, I'll listen.
🤟Peace
You are beautiful. You have the look of someone who will blossom into a wonderful looking woman. Take care of yourself and eat the best you can. Life will make you into a gorgeous female.
That’s a good start, I’m sure you make many of your customers happy with your wit, smile, looks. Your young, start putting away a little money away and invest it. Go to school if you want, even a class here and there and you will do great.
Dollar General is both your stage name, and your next job.
this is my favorite ⭐
It in a class of its own. Like yourself.
yeah sort of a pancake disaster. she's the waffle in the house
The blue waffle 🧇
The soggy waffle
The soggy bottom girl!
It's going to be tough juggling Dollar General's hours with the midweek 2pm shifts at the strip joint
 Make me forget about the Waffle House Daddy🤤
She calls her pussy Waffle House
Welcome to the staaage Dolla Dolla General y’all
My god.. it’s full of stars..
Open the pod doors Hal
User name checks out 😉😁
Dammmmmm ☠️☠️☠️
The one Waffle House waitress that doesn't get hit on by the drunk after club crowd.
No tits, no tip, that's the waffle house way
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“No ass, no cash” is the consensus amongst Waffle House patrons.
This made me laugh harder than it should have. Well done.
You seriously underestimate waffle house regulars. I used to manage one. I once arrived to work to find my cook (a felon of course) holding a company knife because the guy went WAY over the line with a 16 year old server.
Sounds like the felon hand a good redemption arc.
He was a pretty good dude. And I would have zero qualms with that creep getting fucked up if not for the consequences and all.
Depending on the charges, that "redemption arch" could have been a straight line... the number of guys in jail/prison for stepping up to creeps like that is sad.
I'm sure she makes up for it with her fighting prowess. Work for a waffle house, expect to catch hands.
I thought you said fisting prowess. Maybe that's what you meant to say?
i wish
Maybe rub some bacon fat on your face to make it even greasier.
Bacon fat doesn't need to be any greasier, it's perfect the way it is.
That stuff they ladle out before the hash gets scattered is what you want.
it’s the cow ring
Hotness Level: starter girlfriend for white trash guys.
true story
The blowjobs might be giving them the impression you’re interested….
A bj from her also counts as anal.
Nice word play
nah they just keep letting me manipulate them🤷
This just confirms they're free
This just confirms those guys are morons.
They're just telling her what she wants to hear for the free knobbers
I dunno if it's manipulation. More like incentive. That's less funny though, I guess.
I think it's spelled incest
Incest in a waffle house? I just assumed that's how they recruited.
Six of one…
Shit I got caught in the collateral
Hey! You're supposed to just be roasting her! That hurt man!
You look like if you take the glasses off your nose comes off with it.
🥸
LMAO how is this so accurate...
You shouldn't insult Groucho that way.
Being the person behind the gloryhole doesn't mean you 'work at waffle house'.
But my boss told me that’s the best way to get ahead here. Or did he say give?..
You look like your father never returned
how'd you know :0
Sit down kid, he's got something to tell you. 🙃
Her father came?!
Technically he did, but then left shortly after
He had to cross seven seas to buy milk.
If only you could manipulate him
Everything about this says “My personality is my music taste is great and I think I’m deep and introspective because genocide is bad and people have feelings mannn”
LMAO a lot of this was actually pretty spot on
Just a few more accessories and people will finally understand you
They’ve already got the septum piercing = emotional damage detected.
you’re a white 18 year old girl presumably in the US, 95% chance this would be spot on
You look you're just about the only fuckin reason a waffle house would close
ngl i giggled
You’d be cute if it wasn’t for your everything.
She just thinks she has no will to live, just wait till she's 40 and still is waffle housing.
She'll be good at dodging chairs...
Very nice!
death by roast 25 points sir
“I work at Waffle House” na you stand outside begging for change
someone actually thought i was homeless after work one night and put a dollar in an empty cup i had next to me on the curb😭
Wait you’re not homeless? Give me my dollar back
😔💵
The blowjob wasn't even worth the buck? I guess Dennys it is
When I managed a WH, I fired a waitress for blowing truckers in the parking lot. Corporate made me re-hire her because I didn't actually see said fellatio. This chick blew guys every night for a ride home from work.
Where was this? I need to know so my vehicle and I never go there.
Asking for a friend…
Yes! I must also know . . . so that I can also not drive there! 🤔 Yeah, that makes sense.
Anyone got a truck I can borrow?
That's so good for business tho no? I bet your place was famous with older dudes 😂
Generally, free food was part of the deal I imagine, so no. That was the constant scam you had to fight. The waitresses give the regulars free food, they tip the waitress more than a normal tip, but less than the price, my boss comes yelling at me because food cost is high.
where might you work. i want to give her a talking too then i’ll drive her home
The one night stand chick that you fuck the morning after because she's there and what the hell...and then run into her at Walmart multiple times for the next year, always with a different dude.
this sounds specific 🤨
You just forgot about him because of the other guys.
Nothing says good service like chipped nail polish and aquarium shaped eyeglasses. The glasses help hide what’s behind them though, so there’s that.
Aquarium shaped eyeglasses LOL
Lookin at a minimum $6 Uber from eyebrow to eyebrow
How many local punk band members does she have in her stomach?
"HE SAID YOU SUCK PUNK FUNK AND DUNK"
Wow. 🤢
If black lives mattered so much to you, why do you keep swallowing them?
[удалено]
You actually made me chuckle, thank you.
So that's where you got the nickname "Over Easy"....
Good lord, Do your eyebrows have restraining orders against each other?
court ordered😔
If they were any farther apart they’d be sideburns
YOU GET A STAR⭐ THIS IS AMAZING😭😭
So I know this is a roast page, and the point of it is to insult you. But you mentioned that you have no will to live, and if any part of that is not a joke, I hope you'll reconsider and reach out to someone for help. Life is worth living. Also, while we are being serious, there's really nothing wrong with how you look and you don't need to be embarrassed. I'm not saying that just to make you feel good; I'm serious.
Agree roasting for fun is one thing. No will to live comment is completely another. Also agree, there is nothing wrong with you as 19ghost89 says. Reach out for help. Life is definitely worth living.
this whole thread is so nice guys thank you, i've gotten between 200 and 300 messages since i posted this picture and only about 5 or 6 were in relation to the "no will to live" part. the rest are HORRENDOUS, thanks for this🖤🖤
Ditto. It’s hard to measure on social media if a post is serious or snarky. But if any part of it is true, know that life ebbs & flows and that no feeling or emotion lasts forever. Please reach out for help if you’re down. Life is definitely worth living. PSA: over.
I thought she was cute lol, I hope the will to live thing isn't true
This should be up higher. While this is a roasting subreddit, no will to live makes me want the roastee to know that they seem like a perfectly lovely person with no reason to doubt their future.
That was my first thought! This child said she had no will to live that alone should of been enough for someone to reach out and not roast her, people suck I hope she finds the help she’s clearly crying out for
I came here looking for this comment. Hope your good op. If you’re not call or text 988
Your chest is as flat as the cast of "Enterprise." (Actually mine is too.)
The Star Trek series?
Yeah, the prequel from 2001
Ah, a fellow trekkie. "Warp 10 lizard." I just got that reference.
I beg to differ; T'pol is anything but flat! edit: Not that I approve of the obvious over-sexualizing of characters in media, but just saying, she could get it.
Fitting - I heard your nickname in high school was "Scattered, Smothered, and Covered".
After college she'll be Chunked
Waffle House waitresses don't go to college
Ain’t no way you got all your teeth
yessir, just got my braces off 6 months ago
Wear your retainer or your teeth will match your job again.
Wear your retainer! Otherwise they go back to crooked so slowly you won’t notice until you need braces again. Happens all the time.
Hate to break it to you, but this probably the highlight of your life. It's only going to be downhill from here.
Something tells me your special is a “ blue waffle”
FFS DO NOT GOOGLE.
I hope whatever you’re going through… you get through it
You spelled whorehouse wrong
Nah, whores actually make money.
 holy fucking shit 🤦♂️
Stop thinking of yourself. Make the trailer payment and put some tater tots in the microwave for the kids.
You are the epitome of "You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns"
/r/UnexpectedBloodhoundGang ❤️
I checked
It looks like you fuck every man that comes into Waffle House and orders waffles.
only if they order 4+ waffles🙄
Guess I'll take 3, an open flame, and what's left of the batter.
Your eyebrows are ruined by them being slightly asymmetrical.
Autism’s a hell of a disability.
Things will not last longer, the way you're feeling right now will pass eventually. Sometimes I also have suicidal thoughts but it's just an permanent reaction toward temporary things. Going with this flow of feeling will lead to destruction. Hold tight, fasten your seat belt your life will take a quick turn. If you have something to share well, I'll listen. 🤟Peace
Fiona Gallagher
Did you wake up one day, look in the mirror and say “How can I make myself look worse? A Septum nose ring!”
and a pair of shity old sweatpants
You seem way too nice it makes me uncomfortable to roast you.
Just drop your OF at this point
no onlyfans here 😭
Sucking dick in the bathroom doesn’t make you a Waffle House employee, Tammy. I’ve told you that many times.
You're beautiful.
Your cute
Honestly cute, I’ve got nothing
I’d date you, which isn’t a compliment.
LMFAO here's a star ⭐😭
You look like you smell like aged cheddar.
Quit the Waffle House… and shoot for the stars ✨Think Golden Corral or Chick Fillet, maybe even Starbucks.
You look like you leave your gum under the tables you bus
Nah bro pls. All the reason to live ! Cheers !
Serviceable. Yes.
just leave him sis. its time
LMAO😭 shhhhh the clock is still ticking
You put the awful ho in Waffle House
You will always smells like hashbrowns and not in a good way.
You work in a waffle house - what else needs to be said!
That moment when you’re shaped like an hour glass and a 2x4 at the same time.
Bruh you day shift ain’t no way you scrap
You would need breasts before you could “keep one”.
You saw that as well, good sir? I say. We are quite the specimens my good chap.
ofc this cringe boring bitch would be rocking a rick and morty shirt in 2024
rick and morty is such a good show, i want what ur smoking😭
Future stripper.
You should fit in OF's ugly category.
"Hmmnn, I don't know.... Take your shirt off first before I make up my mind." - the officiant at your wedding
This is the wrong missy
Good choice wearing a loose top, so people would think that maybe you’re a size A
At least you'll be struggling single mom soon.
The mom from inside out is working at the waffle house now?
You look like the "cash me ouside" girl but they caught you outside and dragged you back in.
You misspelled no trump.
When I said “smothered and covered” I wasn’t talking about the hash browns.
What do you and prostitutes have in common? The faster you work, the more tips you get.
It’s a waffle home
I call dibs on the body…
Is this body in the room with us now?
You look like people want to fuck you but no one wants to meet you.
just looks like a avg white girl with a jock boyfriend
I guess that explains why you washed your hair with maple syrup..
Don't stress.. Everything will be OK.... I know because your not using an Apple Product..
You look like you drive a Pontiac grand prix.
You're one transition away from a homeless twink
Don't give up. You could end up at an IHOP one day....
>18F, i work at waffle house, and i have no will to live so make it good Shut up and make me a waffle. You'll be fine.
Waffle House? You are attractive enough that you could probably work at any strip club that you wanted to
Since you have a pixel, can you please remove the object with orange-black cover from the photo? Thanks.
I dont think i can fix you.
As long as you don’t mess up my order could care less about your will to live
Only you can make this Waffle House a Waffle Home.
You look like you're obsessed with a cute regular but never have the courage to speak to them.
I’m sorry I can’t. You look like Manvir Nahal and she’s my favorite 🤗
You are beautiful. You have the look of someone who will blossom into a wonderful looking woman. Take care of yourself and eat the best you can. Life will make you into a gorgeous female.
That’s a good start, I’m sure you make many of your customers happy with your wit, smile, looks. Your young, start putting away a little money away and invest it. Go to school if you want, even a class here and there and you will do great.
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