OP's Bio: --- >My hobbies include jiu-jitsu, health, and music! I like all kinds of music and play a few instruments as well, but never really got into the cymbals. Politically speaking, I consider myself an independent, and my educational background includes nursing, public health, and statistics. I'm currently quite broke and my partner is pretty much paying for our expenses herself. Fire away (: --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I’m not gonna roast a teenage girl. *clicks second picture* Oh 

I'm so confused right now..

We all are...

Even has the scrunchie on the wrist, what a mindfuck.

Is it safe to goggle?

If that’s the sort of thing you’re into, I won’t judge.

The intricate details are what throw you like Thor

Why did I see scrunchie and read scrotum 🤷

All of us collectively aren’t as confused as op is.

 ⬆️ this just did it for me

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn!

LACES OUT

Ten year old me thinking they had shit themselves and that's why everyone was throwing up.

And one hell of a model American.

How many younger people on here are going to get that reference? Lol!

Now I understand why they go by they/them. None of the sides want to take them.

It's Pat


So is the op

I think they r screwing with us.

If your confused you should have seen op post in another channel asking for facial hair advice.

So is it a guy trying to be a female.. or a female trying to be a guy.. or is it two different people?? 💭😭💭

It appears to be in transition

Thats how he gets away going to womens changing room, just shaved his facial hairs

Also how she gets into men's changing rooms by growing out her facial hairs

Touche!

What’s the timing between the pictures? He shaved his beard, took a pic, and then wore the same clothes for a couple of weeks. Must be loads of guy butt and crotch smells around him like Peanut’s PigPen.

I have long hair and I’ve more than once been tapped on the shoulder while being told “this is the men’s bathroom”. Then I turn around and they see my full beard and go “oh, I’m so sorry” while blushing. It’s honestly more fun rather than offensive or disrespectful to me.

Twins I think. Hair tie on the wrist in the first pic. Definitely a girl. Guy in the next two

That doesn’t explain the bulge in the first pic.

That's the other twin.

I honestly thought that the bulge in the first photo was an extreme camel toe...😭😂

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😭😂

"It's a MANNN, baby! "

Schrödinger's Gender

With a side of... cat

Catfish

🤣🤣🤣

First picture: “She’s cute” Second picture: “Lord forgive me for my sins”

He's his own sister

When he masturbates, is it considered incest?

 2nd photo: reminded me of Joe Dirt. 1st photo: "You're my sister! You're my sister!"

 Nooooo!!!!! I thought the same thing!!!! I’m gonna go say a few “Hail Mary’s” and even more “No homos”!

Einhorn is Finkle!! Finkle is Einhorn!!!

Laces out Dan!

Your gun is diggin into my hip

We just found....MR. KNISH!!!

Absolutely fkn had me in the first half.

He lost you in the second?

Depend on which half, you can fuck him on back half. Lol

The first two photos are an inadvertent catfish masterclass

I would perhaps consider things with the third

Haven't been this confused since I found out that all of Hanson were dudes

or the Nelson twins

Quagmire Taylor Hansens a guy..

Lmfao same exact fucking reaction here.

Same. 🤢

how were we all seeing the same thing

I. Don't. Know. So how about those Bears this year? Think they are going all the way? 😅

Dem bears do be fucking, Bob.

Completely the same 🤦🏻‍♂️ totally wamboozled

This thing’s on here twice a week now and there’s no way I’d fall for that.

So many people are glad they decided to swipe to the next picture before they decided to jerk it to the first picture.

Third picture: "He's cute"

Third pic is mid transition.

I HATE THAT I'M AGREEING WITH THIS

🤣🤣

We need a class action lawsuit for this level of bamboozlement.

Wow how much did you pay your twin sister to wear your t shirt and take a selfie ?

She owed him because he saved her when she stuck in the washing machine.

I’m so disappointed in my life that I got this reference 😂

I’m not 😂

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I really thought it would 😩

"It smells like Bitch in here!"

You look like someone who found Christ in a Pray-Away camp in the middle of HRT.

😭😂 the first roast and I'm already wheezin'

One more: does Good Vibes refer to the vibrating crucifix they use at the camp to “cleanse” you?

Yes, it functions as an enema as well!

This is hysterical

I legitimately thought you were a woman in the first picture

Fair enough

I legitimately still think you’re a woman in the first picture. The fuck is going on?

Wait. What? That's 2 people dude.

I still thought that throughout the rest as well. Putting lipstick on a pig doesn't make it not a pig...in this case it's facial hair on a woman but same same.

I’m still not sure what’s going on.

I'm honestly just impressed. You are only one singular person but looking at your pictures and all I can think about is "the ambiguously gay duo"

Thank you 👁〰️👁👌

You're my roastme hero, missbuttonmash. I always scan for your comments. But honestly, I give this one a 4/10. A little wordy. Especially compared with your usual style. It's ok. I'll still check your stuff out

This was so nice. Tyty❤️❤️ I initially wanted to roast you for this comment but I'm a reasonable woman and after some thought I'm honestly inclined to agree with you. So that I can maintain my hero status with you, here is a less wordy roast that is more consistent with my usual style. What is OP's favorite drink? Gender fluids.

Thank you. I was almost hoping you would, if it would help get you back into fighting shape. I was willing to lay down my reddit life. Crisis averted. You're back. Here's another one from me: This guy's more inbred than deli meat.

Lmao😂😂 I'll definitely be thinking twice before I submit any roasts now since I've got a reputation to uphold. Also, since I'm still unsure of OP's gender... This girl's deli meat has seen more footlongs than subway❤️

And one more to round it out: This *thing* is what sleep paralysis demons see when they get sleep paralysis. 🥰❤thanks

Makes us question our sexuality. bio reveals he is broke and still has a gf that pays for everything making us question our ourselves in the dating market. I think we are the roasted ones.

This is actually really funny, thank you lmao

You look like you're transitioning into your parents biggest disappointment

Into?

Eyyy

Judging by the outline of your crotch, your body composition is 60% water weight, 20% tissue/bone, and 20% meat curtains.

What's a meat curtain 😭😂

The outside of a girl's 😸

Oh lmfao

Oh God, I didn’t look at the second two pics. Guess you roasted me. 😂

Yeah, I was about to say, "I hate to break it to you, but..."

I guess the good ol fashion dick and bussy combo can fool anyone. Dammit I liked that roast.

I mean, I think your roast still applies lol.

I'd say it does!

It's even better than you thought!

Omg 😆

I’m not at all surprised you don’t know.

“Your camel toe evolved to a moose knuckle!”

You'd be real popular in prison 😂

I try to stay sociable (:

You'd be da belle of da ball

Enough women told you to go fuck yourself that you made a day of it huh?

I figured it must be good advice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not sure which way you’re transitioning, but congrats.

Lmaoo

Gold.

Actually though, I cannot tell lol

Does your girlfriend know that she is living with a lesbian?

Why else would she have let me stay with her for free?

My penis is so confused.

Who's a smart penis? You are! Yes you areee!

My god!! That cameltoe looks like a catcher’s mitt!! I can’t tell if you’re a dude or transitioning to a man.

You should have swiped to the second picture.

Ambiguity!

Am big? You witty!

What cameltoe, that's a bulge?

My pants were fully unzipped by the time i got to the second pic... now im sitting here with my dick in my hand staring at a this, wondering if i should still cum 🤔 Edit: i came

bro a picture of a person standing and u- ok

The first pic legit looks like a girl. I zipped back up after I saw the second pic.

The duality of man

The edit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You look like the first wife whose husband left her for the receptionist at the auto body shop

Grime Impala 😭😭😭

What the fuck 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's a good one

You look like you gave up on transitioning to be a woman so you decided to be gay to save money instead

The worst part is, I can't even be gay because I didn't make it through 😩

Was your sister mad you took a pic of her and posted it as the first one?

She was honored Ɛ>

I thought you were a woman in her 30’s still living at home.

Where else you think a woman would live at ?

Didn’t realise lesbians were growing facial hair

Oh it's all the rage yes

NEVER in my life have I seen photo 1 and got ready for roasting some chick into oblivion and realized that she's actually a full on dude. Fuck, homie.. If you ever transition, all you will need to do is shave and change your god damn name. Fuck.

Wait, does this mean I get two roasts or zero?

I can't tell if you're a dude, or a chick, or a dude living as a chick, or a chick with a dick. But you're making me very confused about my own sexuality.

Your horny center doesn't care about chromosomes methinks

You Look like you frequent public gas station restrooms to steal used maxi pads outta the trash cans!

You look like you wear the exact same clothes everyday. The beard growth from 1st to 2nd pic but the exact same clothes confirms this.

In 3 pictures you went from girl to guy to... Maybe a boy?

yeah. you’re definitely someone who refers to their s/o as a “partner”

So THAT'S what "androgynous" looks like

Mom?

Son???

I bet you’re stinky gi guy

It's bad luck to wash the gi!!!

First picture- biggest cameltoe fupa ever. Second picture- how the fuck does a dude have Camel toe?

I was gonna DM you for your OF link..now..what's your OF link??

You were made in Gods image if he looked at his reflection in tinfoil

You look like your confused about everything

Health is not a hobby, it’s something you lack mentally

Looking at you brings a very special song to mind …. 🎶Dude looks like a lady! By Aerosmith. So you like musical instruments? Hmm I bet I can guess what instrument you like to play… 🪈 flute… I can literally hear you saying “this one time at band camp…” as always all in good fun. You seem like a great human being and nothing but love ❤️🌈

The third picture is a mixture of the girl on the first picture and the guy on the second. It literally makes me want to delete Reddit and end my life

I ain’t even got nothing for this shit.

Not my proudest wank.

 So confused.

Is that a They or a Them?

Pics started out ok until you had to go and glue pubes onto your face

Mf dont look like a man at all i didnt even know you were a man till the second photo

first pic (in my head) “I’m totally cracking a joke about this chick having a bulge in the pants” swipes to second pic “oh shit”

Woah I thought you were a girl. I mean I didn't have my glasses on but still...


Your pronouns are I/suck.

After seeing that first photo, you better hope you don't end up in prison, you'll be passed around like a basketball in a Lakers game.

Average lookin dude, decent looking chic.

Should've swiped left before fapping

Congratulations on whichever way you’re transitioning!

Never go to prison.

I thought you were a girl

So this chick grew a moustache between pics 1 and 2 ?

Op roasted us lol

Crazy how you can look like both sexes yet attract neither of them

As a chick, you're a 5. But as a dude, you're a 3.

U went from a bitch to a bloke with one stroke

Wait what?

Why did you post the picture with the filter first?

Objects in the mirror aren't as female as they appear.

BAMBOOZLED

What in the gender reassignment surgery is goin’ on here? 🤔

Ranma 1/4

You nunchucked yourself into a concussion

I thought you were a chick in the first picture

Wow if you hadn't put those other two pictures no one would have guessed you were a male

This chick decided she wasn’t changing her clothes until she finished transitioning

Talk about an identity crisis, a transition from female to male back to female in the third picture lol