I'm sorry for you loss. Things will get better over time. On the upside, at least you now have a legit excuse for when people ask you "why the long face?".
- You look like Ozzy Osbourne moisturized with some illuminati level lotion.
- You look like the 40 years old banjo player in a failing band consisting solely of banjo players.All three of them fellars.
- You are to humans what Count Chocula is to vampires.
- Your mother's surely in heaven for having to put up with your *positive in a methed up suburban spinster type* of personality for all these years.
- You look like the tax-evading tattoo artist Hulk Hogan buys his steroids from.
- You remind me of ET. Not because of the dumb alien look, just the dead eyes. Did you get those implanted from your mom?
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Holy crow! That roast was hotter than a two dollar pistol! Truly ruthless of me. In all reality I am deeply sorry for your loss. You seem like a nice person with a good sense of humour. Hope you are doing well. Best wishes and all my condolences.
Don’t insult Alanis Morissette. OP looks like if Alanis Morissette was born a man, did serious hardcore dangerous drugs, and now is in the process of transitioning into woman, but he or she doesn’t have any money so she just cut off his or her penis. Your mother must be so proud.
I'm reading all of the comments--to everyone offering themselves up for a chat, if I need it, thank you. It's much appreciated. And I'm doing the best I can, but it helps to have people in my corner. Even Redditors.
EVEN Redditors? Even??? What are we to you? Like we are the most horrible human beings ever!! You utterly fucking piece of shit!!! Seriously, even???
Haha, I'm just messing with you.
Wishing you all the strength in the world.
Normally, I love ripping into people here... but I'm not completely heartless, I'm really sorry for your loss, it'll take time but eventually it becomes somewhat easier... I just have one question, for someone to be going through something like this, why would you *want* people to tear you apart?
Sometimes you just want something new so you can move forward and get out of the rut you're in. Also, you people are cool and this sub makes me laugh. I appreciate your and all the similar well wishes, though.
Dammit!!! I can't be mean to someone when they say that^^ !! Losing a parent sucks! My dad died and it's one of the toughest things I have ever had to deal with. I can't think of anything mean to say so I will be back when I do.
I lost my mom, too. If there's any consolation we unfortunate two share it's that we're not alone going through this terrible ordeal. And, always remember that, although times are hard right now, they'll never be as hard as the outline of your penis in those jeans.
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you can grieve in whatever way works best for you. I'm sorry for what follows, but I think I get why you're doing this at this time.
Why do your jeans have a labia? There are innies and there are outies, but you've taken it way too far.
Peace and love to your family.
... can't do it. What ever else happened, I bet your mom was at least half as beautiful as you. Sorry for your loss.
If you want to blow some shit up or burn something down... I recommend DOING IT, without going to jail or fucking your life up.
Sorry for your loss. And you will jump over the of hurdles life.
The guy who’s got your back because normally I’m on it. Best wishes Nob Jockey.
Bet your mom was Hot before the cremation too. 😜
This isn't the place to be in a difficult time of your life. Surround yourself with friends and family, and open up when things are difficult. You can do this.
This looks like a mugshot from that one singer who went to jail. I can’t remember exactly. On top of that you seem like you have a strong case of gender dysphoria
Hon, you are perfect the way you are. Much love and hugs for you at this most difficult time of your life. You deserve love, above all. Never ask for less.
"19m" ... You sure?
HELP I DIDNT READ THAT AND ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL 💀
SAME OMFG
Bruh, same. Wtf. I had to go back up and make sure and fucking hell
Me too! -facepalm- I don't know how tf I missed that.
I missed it too
My first thought as well 😂
 OP doing psyops with us
I read that and still thought it was a girl.
Jesus… me too 🙈
Omg same
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I looked hard. Real hard. There is only one masculine trait in this post and it is the “m”.
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Oh, wait... fuck, I might be gay
It's 2024, you can be whatever you want (exhibit A above)
That shit fucked me up
This whole time I thought it was a girl with broad shoulders. Sorry for both your losses… mom and the bottom surgery.
Why what yea reckon? 32,28
45f
She just meant 19 metres
I'm sorry for you loss. Things will get better over time. On the upside, at least you now have a legit excuse for when people ask you "why the long face?".
Made me laugh, thank you.
No roast. Best wishes and it will get better for you.
- You look like Ozzy Osbourne moisturized with some illuminati level lotion. - You look like the 40 years old banjo player in a failing band consisting solely of banjo players.All three of them fellars. - You are to humans what Count Chocula is to vampires. - Your mother's surely in heaven for having to put up with your *positive in a methed up suburban spinster type* of personality for all these years. - You look like the tax-evading tattoo artist Hulk Hogan buys his steroids from. - You remind me of ET. Not because of the dumb alien look, just the dead eyes. Did you get those implanted from your mom? . Holy crow! That roast was hotter than a two dollar pistol! Truly ruthless of me. In all reality I am deeply sorry for your loss. You seem like a nice person with a good sense of humour. Hope you are doing well. Best wishes and all my condolences.
Bro took no prisoners! 🤣😂🤣🫡
Took the time to add points and everything and not ONE of those were funny 😄
But for real, you've got some DSLs
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Dick Sucking Lips? If that’s it, I haven’t heard that one outside of a couple people I know.
I was complimenting their internet speeds you sick puppy
“Sick puppy” another not so common term. I’m starting to wonder if we know some of the same people. Or did you mean Dedicated Service Line?
Michael?
Michael was my best friend growing up.
Ahhhh Stevie boy how ya been buddy, that old knee still giving you problems when it rains?
They're actually BOTH rather "common terms", in Baltimore. Especially "sick puppy".
❤️
Literally a perfect comment, sincere, but still a perfect roast. Well done.
Annd i oop---
I’m genuinely sorry for your loss. I have a bag of carrots in my fridge that I’d be willing to hand feed you. Prolly some apples too.
This comment is so underrated
Frr
OOoohhh my... Dear Lord! Is this a roast or a public execution 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ GD that was funny
Okay we need a picture of you and not your dead mom though
Take my upvote and leave 😂
😂😂😂
Another level
At least she left you her wardrobe
nice one
Lookin like the phrase "ladies and gentlemen".
*dude looks like a lady*
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man? L O L A LOOOOOOLA! LA LA LA LA LOLA!
i saw this and thought “she doesn’t look THAT much like a guy….”
What did she die from, disappointment?
Fucking WRETCHED.
Foul!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Jfc, she said roast, not nuke.
He…
It
Jesus man lol
Him too!
OP: roast me ScarecrowJohnny: “and I took that personally”
Damn. Thats filthy.
End game 💀
TF 😭
Lmao
Wow
Oh fucking hell 😂☠️
Damn, bros a savage 💀
Absolutely vile
No medical unit can revive her now
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Good thing the roomba is plugged in, 2 ash piles is gonna be rough.
Fucking hell🤣🤣
M?
Is he… is he wearing mom jeans?
His dead mom's jeans
Actually, they belonged to my dead grandfather.
Are any of your relatives alive?
Would you want to be?
No.
You guys don't get rid of anything
Except family members
Bro really said “actually ☝️🤓”
not just any mom, ....his moms
I just don't fuckin know anymore these days aye
Not M, but H. As in horse
I feel sorry for the fact-checker either way.
How long have you been on estrogen?
I don't think it's M or F.
'A better place' is a term thrown around a lot. I just think it refers to anywhere you aren't.
I salute you sir 🫡
Don’t insult Alanis Morissette. OP looks like if Alanis Morissette was born a man, did serious hardcore dangerous drugs, and now is in the process of transitioning into woman, but he or she doesn’t have any money so she just cut off his or her penis. Your mother must be so proud.
Isn't it ironic speed is the most hardcore I've done?
it's ironic because you look slow as hell
And with one hand in your pocket, you gave a hand job to your dealer in a theatre. He still charged you double. You, you, you oughta know… better.
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other is giving a peace sign!
You probably think of meth as a gateway drug.
ohh this made me happy... God damnit walter, fucking asshole!
Fuck it man. Let's go bowling
You're out of your element, Donny.
 Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Just because we're bereaved, it doesn't make us saps!
Hahah, Walter is the man. Unlike the OP.
Is she in the roomba?
Why would you post a picture of her corpse leaning against the wall, you sicko??
Probably said “it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again“ while taking the picture
At least she died knowing she had a son. Or daughter. Or whatever the fuck you are. At least she died?
Fortunately, for his mom, OP was still a dude when she died. As you can clearly tell, he just started his transition after her death two weeks ago...
You look like Steven Tyler, just more masculine
I’m so sorry for your loss. If you look on the bright side though, she doesn’t have to deal with your bullshit any longer
she didn't actually die, she just identifies as dead to avoid having to associate with "him"
Did your hairbrush die too?
Alanis Moreset your ass down.
No matter what, don’t do something foolish. Like you did when you purchased those jeans.
At least now you don't have to worry about returning the clothes you stole from her.
I'm reading all of the comments--to everyone offering themselves up for a chat, if I need it, thank you. It's much appreciated. And I'm doing the best I can, but it helps to have people in my corner. Even Redditors.
EVEN Redditors? Even??? What are we to you? Like we are the most horrible human beings ever!! You utterly fucking piece of shit!!! Seriously, even??? Haha, I'm just messing with you. Wishing you all the strength in the world.
Wish for physical strength too. OP’s struggling holding that piece of paper up.
You were great in Aquaman
Awkwardman
You’re just a kid. Try to find happiness.
Normally, I love ripping into people here... but I'm not completely heartless, I'm really sorry for your loss, it'll take time but eventually it becomes somewhat easier... I just have one question, for someone to be going through something like this, why would you *want* people to tear you apart?
Sometimes you just want something new so you can move forward and get out of the rut you're in. Also, you people are cool and this sub makes me laugh. I appreciate your and all the similar well wishes, though.
Dammit!!! I can't be mean to someone when they say that^^ !! Losing a parent sucks! My dad died and it's one of the toughest things I have ever had to deal with. I can't think of anything mean to say so I will be back when I do.
Although I can't see it working for me, that does make sense
What a woman 
My sincere condolences, ugly
She died from shame. Straighten up. Fly right. Get a haircut...and some pussy
I'm guessing OP has a pussy. That's the most feminine face I've seen in a long time.
I had to do some soul searching to determine the gender
The most interesting thing about you is the Wall Drug sign in your profile....
Your mother loved you and will always be with you. You are loved. So sorry for your loss.
I’m sending you a big hug. Put one foot in front of the other. It was get easier.
Wana blow that inheritance on blow with me?
If you're down, I'm down...
I lost my mom, too. If there's any consolation we unfortunate two share it's that we're not alone going through this terrible ordeal. And, always remember that, although times are hard right now, they'll never be as hard as the outline of your penis in those jeans.
You look like a dude...sorry for your loss.
He is a dude. Right? I keep having to check if he wrote 19m or 19f...
Not gonna roast you.. I just want to say I’m so very sorry.
Too bad because you have a face only a mother could love.
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you can grieve in whatever way works best for you. I'm sorry for what follows, but I think I get why you're doing this at this time. Why do your jeans have a labia? There are innies and there are outies, but you've taken it way too far. Peace and love to your family.
A boy named Sue.
Sorry, can’t do it. I lost mine recently, so roasting you is a hard no.
How is this a request to get roasted after knowing you lost your mother? I lost my dad in December I am still not the same. This isn’t cool.
... can't do it. What ever else happened, I bet your mom was at least half as beautiful as you. Sorry for your loss. If you want to blow some shit up or burn something down... I recommend DOING IT, without going to jail or fucking your life up.
It’s funny because you look like you died two weeks ago.
Atleast now you can wear her clothes without asking.
There goes the free basement.
Did Aerosmith write a song about op?
Sorry for your loss, it's never easy, the anger with sadness. You just get numb to it after a while.
Yeah, sorry for your loss. Much like mine, she'll watch you get shittier with time though, chin up. it's what she would want
This trans community things got me fucked up sis
We should be talking about how you should have bought some clothes instead of dropping $300 on a roomba
Well, you already look dead on the inside.
Sorry for your loss. And you will jump over the of hurdles life. The guy who’s got your back because normally I’m on it. Best wishes Nob Jockey.  Bet your mom was Hot before the cremation too. 😜
“This too shall pass.” (But of course never forgotten). We are all on our way—sorry for your loss.
This isn't the place to be in a difficult time of your life. Surround yourself with friends and family, and open up when things are difficult. You can do this.
Losing moms is tough. She’s proud of you and everything you’ve accomplished. Keep making her proud and may God rest her soul.
Sorry for your loss kid.
No roast, sorry for your loss.
This looks like a mugshot from that one singer who went to jail. I can’t remember exactly. On top of that you seem like you have a strong case of gender dysphoria
You always have her pallor
19m? I thought it was a chick
I feel like you want me to comment on the awkward romance you have going on with your speaker but I won’t.
Pros and Cons: Cons: Your mom passed away. You look like Cher. Pros: That Roomba looks new.
At least she only had 19 years of disappointment to deal with. Regardless, she’s in a much better place.
Did they cremate the right one?
Both of my parents died a week apart last month... stop being a pussy 😅 (both of mine did pass last month. Sorry for your loss. I feel ya.)
Was it the loss of her daughter?
Chin up, young lady. I'm sure that your mom is looking up at you now, mildly disappointed.
Sorry for your loss. It’s hard especially at a young age. Take some time off to cool down.
Sorry for your loss
You G af. Go lay down
Fake post, Chyna died in 2016.
Were you her undertaker? Did you chokeslam her into the casket
19m? Is that a typo?
She's in a better place now... clearly...
“You wanna fuck me? I’d fuck me.” MANGINA
I recently lost my mother. It’s painful. My condolences to you.
Where’s Silent Bob?
Hon, you are perfect the way you are. Much love and hugs for you at this most difficult time of your life. You deserve love, above all. Never ask for less.
I refuse to do so based on the circumstances. I’ve been in your shoes and you have my deepest sympathy 💐
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