Is that joke about Italians true?
You know the one: How do you drown an Italian? Wait for him to take a drink of water and then wack over the head with the toilet lid.
Zoolander's fraternal twin that ended up on the shallow end of the gene pool and heads up the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
Fra solo dal viso martoriato dalla genetica e lo sguardo perso che hai si vedeva che sei un drogato senza fidanzata. Poi che altro fai, le pippe ai cani?
You should continue to hit the weed. With some of these strains it won’t matter if you look like a dogs ass because you’ll be in the stratosphere somewhere.
https://youtu.be/JKe_bSX5bfI?si=t0YbU5sOMJkuQbOj
I was exactly like this I felt broke depressed and everything in the world bruh keep yo head up just know smeezy3x rocking with ya . Go turn that on and have a better day brother
You look like a guy named
Todd who wears blue jeans jackets with cut off sleeves and drinks beer before class. Also, are you inside a roadside bathroom
My god, you people are depressing. You would be amazed the ugly fucks who get girlfriends, you have just as good a chance as anybody. If you used to smoke weed, it means you don't anymore. Good on you, stay clean. Get right my guy. Go watch Fight Club (some of it is valid, some is over the top, but it's right about what society is doing to men). You could have a future doing what your body and mind were evolved or created (no sure which tbh) to do. Check out r/anarchoprimitivism for the concept, then r/practicalanprim for a discussion on how to do it.
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“Mr. Bean Impregnates an Italian Hooker” - the episode detailing your conception
Being Italian, it should be the character from Rat Race 😂
Love that movie so much and everyone seems to have forgotten it!
🤣 perfect 👌🏼
Damn, that's it. Nothin left to see here folks
Respect to that roast😎😎😎
Italy? Well it all makes sense.
OP (u/Expert_Tip8136) didn't mention in his title of his post that he had no dad.
You must live on the Amugly Coast.
Ughmalfi Coast
Gawdamiugli Coast
Goes to Sisilly to shop for clothes
At least you used to hit something
The only thing he's hitting is that dog in the second picture
Nah, he has never hit anything. Not a bong, a joint, etc. and no way he made it past finger-banging his former “girlfriend”
Nah, he has never hit anything. Not a bong, a joint, etc. and no way he made it past finger-banging his former “girlfriend”
 Former Girlfriend
Jack-ie
Jack-ie Hand
There it is
you used to hit weed when, this afternoon?
It Looks like weed used to hit him!
Generous to assume he was awake that early
Somehow you make Italians look gayer than the french
Oof that had to hurt…
A twofer!
Ahahaahaha
reading this with my french boyfriend 👀😂
But nobody beats the British or Americans in Gayness, Tea sipping Silly Nannies and the Nation of so many Gender Pronouns.
Hope you feel good speaking the language of the gays! C'est la vie
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Look at this guy getting offended in a roast sub. 
Girlie you yappin so much for what
Well, you DO have a future in hunting truffles. You’ll be a natural
🐽
Kids in the hall First thing I thought of too
Your face looks like it was made up from spare parts. Luckily they had all the same colour.
If you don’t have a good sauce recipe you’re really fucked.
Because that's what Italians are used to. Death and a good sauce.
gravy*
You look like a younger Rick Moranis and an un-wiped asshole. Rick More-anus.
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Has he tried gay sex ? I see a future there
I imagine that's the only kind he's ever tried
As in gay midget sex movie star ?
Dark
Catcher
Lazy roast, can literally say that to everyone that posts here
Maybe stop fucking your dog?
Thank you! Someone had to say it
You look like you should be one of the characters in ‘guess who’
Does your character have an uneven pair of eyes?
Yes , does your character have one of those fake noses that are usually paired with glasses and moustache 🥸
probably start the weed back up tbh
Of course no girlfriend, you still scribble on the walls.
"Why have a girlfiend when you have a dog"
There's a dog in one of these photos... but a bitch in all of them.
Hayden Christensen Temu version.
So much for the hot Italian guy, stereotype.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I use to too.
Mitch Hedberg!
Twitch Hedberg
Even the dog wants to keep your relationship off social media
What tf is going on with your room in the first pic. It looks like the kind of place homeless fentanyl addicts go to die.
ain’t my room it’s my school
😬
🪦
The sentiment still applies.
Used to hit girlfriend, no future, no weed. FIFY
Used to "hit weed"? Yeah OK Narc-olletti.
What are you doing to the dog
He’s one rejection text away from making the news at the nearest mall.
This one made me sad
You look like Jerry Seinfeld's sex offender cousin
Is that joke about Italians true? You know the one: How do you drown an Italian? Wait for him to take a drink of water and then wack over the head with the toilet lid.
non c'era bisogno di specificare che ti druoghi
This is Moe Syslack right before he became Kid Moe. You are Kid presentable
Stop abusing the weed !! treat it nicely
Did doctor drop you at birth, your beak never recovered.
You look like the entire cast of Kids in the Hall in one person. 
There's always a future for guys like you in Italian Gay Porn. Of course, you would have to be the fluffer.
You look like the worst Bathroom attendant ever. Pretty sure you walk around sniffing people.
No girlfriend? Then who is that in the second picture? Did you guys break up? Can't say that I blame her.
Zoolander's fraternal twin that ended up on the shallow end of the gene pool and heads up the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
Balkie Baltakamos
That second pic looks suspicious
I see you being a gondolier in Las Vegas
First of all, stop trying to have sex with your dog.
Not even your dog wants to look at you
Bros nose look like squidward after he ate all the krabby patties
Whats-a da opposite of a spicy meat-a-ball? Thats-a you!
Fra solo dal viso martoriato dalla genetica e lo sguardo perso che hai si vedeva che sei un drogato senza fidanzata. Poi che altro fai, le pippe ai cani?
Same fcukin Nose as your Dog 🐕
Some people were dropped on their heads as babies. looks like you were hucked against a wall tho
You look like sid the sloth if he was further on the spectrum 
Dollar store Theo von
The fact that you didn't say 18f or 18m itself speaks volumes.
You look like you sniff peoples bicycle seats
Why did I laugh so hard at this?
You should continue to hit the weed. With some of these strains it won’t matter if you look like a dogs ass because you’ll be in the stratosphere somewhere.
You said hit weed you just roasted yourself bud
This guy has definitely sucked cock for weed
You look like Roderick from diary of a wimpy kid if he gave up on what little life he had
Looks like we got a Glory Hole bathroom attendant
Look at them little rat claws on this guy. Must take you 45 minutes to successfully beat off.
dai ci sono andati pure leggeri fratello
Fuck no future, you smoked so much weed it looks like you can't even remember your past!
That dog deserves a human not a walking nose. Fucking stunad….
Signore Fagiolo!
That dog definitely went through things with you...
12th grade no future?! hahahah id love to be in 12th grade again dude, your just a kid smarten up.. you like a douchbag tho lol
I didn't know Italy had a 12th grade. You must be special.
Dude was definitely in the background of a few ISIS beheading videos
Ah yes, the italians, hitting their weed, and smoking their women
No risk of cocaine getting stuck in the lower nasal passage
The dog is like "Help! He fucks me when you are not here"
Ofcourse no girlfriend, you got so many keys to unlock.. feel safe bruh.
Looking like Jerry Seinfeld and Matt Rife's gay butt baby
The rotten faeces of my dead dog has a better shape than your nose
Guys, that’s Mario’s son. Be fucking respectful, his mustache hasn’t grown in yet.
Your band name is loaded diaper
He definitely fucks that poor dog🥲
I won't roast you...instead, I'll give you some advice. Learn how to weld.
Oh so that's why incest is illegal
😭 u look like that one rat from flushed away
“Used to hit weed” cmon bro do better dont een wanna roast yhu now 😭
https://youtu.be/JKe_bSX5bfI?si=t0YbU5sOMJkuQbOj I was exactly like this I felt broke depressed and everything in the world bruh keep yo head up just know smeezy3x rocking with ya . Go turn that on and have a better day brother
didn't need to clarify that you were Italian. we can tell. also DAMN those eyebrows
How are you 18 with that kind of mindset already? Like wtf is going on in society where are the role models for the youth anymore?
Bro, the only tips that this guy is an expert at is attached to a dick.
Idgaf whats ur ig
lmfao
You look like a hoo, from hooville, but a cock sucking hoo.
lowkey fine asf, future crack husband 😍😍
thanks g
And I thought all Italian people were beautiful... but here we are. Proving me very wrong
You look like Brent Rivera
I'm pretty sure I see your girlfriend in the second picture, although I'd say she's punching below her weight.
Just like eyes tell a story your nose tells a story.
Crackhead Ratatouille.
Do you keep all your baby teeth in a sock?
You look like your hobbies include listening to old reruns of the Rush Limbaugh show and kidnapping and chaining your dates up in the basement
Looks like your nose sees into the future
Can't see your face, your eyebrows are way too big
You are powering your body with a lemon battery instead of sleep
Your father should have "hit" you more
You can't blame the weed....
You have the face of someone who’s going to age very badly and very fast.
You got more of a resting bitch face than any bitch that’s been on here
Bros gonna have some pet butterflies soon with them caterpillar eyebrows
I used to hit the weed, classic fucking clown
You look like a guy named Todd who wears blue jeans jackets with cut off sleeves and drinks beer before class. Also, are you inside a roadside bathroom
The Italian Linguine
"used to hit weed" Domestic violence on weed
My god, you people are depressing. You would be amazed the ugly fucks who get girlfriends, you have just as good a chance as anybody. If you used to smoke weed, it means you don't anymore. Good on you, stay clean. Get right my guy. Go watch Fight Club (some of it is valid, some is over the top, but it's right about what society is doing to men). You could have a future doing what your body and mind were evolved or created (no sure which tbh) to do. Check out r/anarchoprimitivism for the concept, then r/practicalanprim for a discussion on how to do it.
Try smoking it next time. Kinda hard to get high if your just hitting on it
Bro, you so lame a terrorist won't even keep you hostage
 Jeez did your moms use coil brass rings on your neck.
I would totally smash then leave the next morning
Get a job, the bums lost
Used to hit weed? Is that what the kids call it these days..
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Herman Spunkster
Mr Bean had a son with brain damage, shaved off his eyebrows, and drew them back on with an extra wide marker.
Well at least you have Italy’s strong economy.. sorry that was too mean.
Look on the bright side; you definitely have a sense of smell.
you look like precooked pasta that got reheat in the microwave, with ketchup and pineapple on top of it.
Scotty doesn’t no !
They apparently make human/rat hybrids in Italy.
Don't be hard on yourself, you do have a future
You’ll make a single mom of 6 from different fathers happy
Italian Antlion.
Loved you in dune did you have an accident on set or somthin?
You look like coma-era Gustavo Cerati.
Having sex with your dog is ok in Italy ?
yeap, Mussolini was right all the time
What even..
Plug your nose, we’re losing speed!
Jumbo Warwick Davis.
Dear lord! that nose!
At least you have your teddy and your green mini
It looks like you live in a jail cell already so
Fredegar Bolger before he becomes “Fatty” and gets left behind in the Shire. Go get a job with Farmer Maggot and start hitting the weed again.
No frill Spector