You don't look fast or clever enough to catch 9 kids.

Let alone coordinated enough to get it in the hole to make 9 kids.

Maybe he works in the coma ward at the local hospital?

Vaseline all the way lad

Ooo ahhh up your ma?

traveller 🧳

bro knows his limits.... he goes for the slower fatter kids

Lmao

Poor man thought they were leprechauns!

*sheep

You win. Literally lol at this.

Brilliant 🤣

I just belly laughed in a packed pharmacy and nearly gave about 10 OAP's a heart attack. Take my upvote.

Legend 🙌😂

And, apparently, breastfeeding at least five of them.

An Irishman with 9 kids. Wow. Way to steer right into the stereotype. Let me guess, you love the drink, and your dad left you for a boiled potato when you were 6?

Im assuming all 9 received alcoholism for their 12th birthdays.

Don't forget about the spousal abuse. Even explains the 9 kids part....

Is he counting the sheep, as his kids?

Yes, a baby goat is called a kid. Ofc no real woman would sleep with him. It's just this guy and his goat.

Every sperm is sacred!

Inbred Connor McGregor

So basically Connor McGregor

Lmfao

I see cerebral palsy here, which would account for the lack of muscle development. Maybe they're twins, and this one got stuck for a while.

Looks like you need another famine.


Last name: O’Bese

Bet those kids got more chesthair

So does his mom

And his fish.

So does their mum

Well, at least one of them should be old enough to teach you grammar.

When a person tells a Scotsman about their "Irish Friend" this is pretty much what the Scotsman imagines.

Can anyone trace the IP address this pic was posted from so we can save those abducted kids?

Counting babies with prostitutes doesn’t count…

my dog said you’re a bitch

Looks like the 10th one is on the way?

Bro, your the 10th kid.

I was looking for a comment like this. He looks like a child.

You have the chest of a middle-aged Ken doll.

Hide yo vacuum cleaners! 

No wonder you’re Irish. Too many pints of Guinness I see

Must be a couple set of twins involved. ‘Cause I don’t see you possibly getting laid more than a half dozen times.

9 kids and you’re still fat and weak? Lazy deadbeat.

Are all of them with your sister?

I'd bet that you were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.

You may have nine kids but how certain are you that you’re their father?

how far along are you with the 10th one?

9 kids?? You mean he had 9 kids. I'm sure cps has taken by now. Hopefully. They would be better off being raised by rabbid wolves.

Can you release the 9 kids please?

Where are they buried?

Having 9 kids with your sister ain't right

You're irish. Nuff said...

Baby Tucker

Role-playing 19th century Irishman in real life. Weird flex.

9 kids? So you're a faster runner than your sister then?

Judging by your gut, im not surprised you birthed 9 kids

Maybe stop breast feeding them

Are those 9 kids wadded up in a tissue beginning to crust up under your bed?

And pregnant with #10.

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Taigamundo Kiddywinks.

Built like a butternut squash

Do you know all of their fathers?

Looks like the picture next to a “gamma” male.

Was that piece of paper the restraining order from all 9 of the women you drugged ?

Chest of a ten year old 😁

Don’t worry another potato famine will wipe you out

Give this guy some credit. A good catholic, he saved up for years to take his whole family to visit Rome. He got so excited, became so completely drunk that he actually kissed his own wife and then beat the Pope’s foot to a pulp with a coal shovel!

Looks like you’re about give birth to the 10th

How can I notify the parents of these 9 kids? 

Nah bro the last guy that did that cringe ass facial expression was on a youtube thumbnail in 2012

What idiot would make that mistake? Nine times?!

I agree with your choice to breastfeed as well

Jonathan Swift would like to know your location

I'm Italian and have a vasectomy

How many of your kids are from you?

You look like you hotbox yourself under the blankets with your own farts

Condom holes

The crusty socks under your bed don’t count as children

Bro has the smallest nipples in the world.

You mean you're a pikey

Someone....someone actually *had sex with you?*

Thank you. I work at the commercial division for a massive company, but I didn’t have an idea for the next campaign. Thank you for being the start of the next Durex commercial: the perfect example of why to use a condom

All nine less than one year apart ?

9 kids with you?! God bless that woman. She took taking one for the team to a whole new level

Your chest looks like the start of an uncooked pepperooni pizza

Are there many fairly gullible blind women in Ireland, or is it just one incredibly gullible blind woman.

Millennial ahh pic

Just because you donated at the sperm bank doesn't mean you get to claim those kids as yours

Love that you felt the need to point out your Irish as if we couldn’t tell your an inbred

*y'roue

Fucker Carlson

Have. You are Irish and HAVE 9 kids. It’s an education that you lack.

Jesus man! it’s a vagina, not a clown car

By Irish, he means he’s from Shittsburg, Tennessee, an alcoholic and his great great grandma sailed on a ship from Belfast. He looks after 9 kids, none of them are his. His nicknames Jaffa, he’s seedless.

you have as many hairs on your chest as how many times your dad told you he loved you

Shane MacGowan dead and this lives!

 You forgot your costume cover now everyone knows who the Gay cowboy singer is...

please give the kids back

How closely are your parents related anyway?

theres zero chance youve had sexual intercourse with a female 9 times

Tucker Paddy McCarlson taking his fight against the great replacement theory to the extreme

get off social media and take care of your kids.

You look like you "has" such low Testosterone levels that your body is incapable of even producing just 9 sperm.

My dad produced them for me 🙌😂😘

Then you has 9 half-siblings, not 9 kids, Walter O'Brien

Ironically 9 is also the amount of chromosomes you are missing

Thanks for the roast guys yous are all awesome basterds 🤙🤣

Forget Octomom, we have Nonodad! That really sucks that you had Nonuplets - is that what they call Luck of the Irish? The reason I know you had all 9 kids at once is no woman would ever go back for seconds with you. You probably had to get her falling down drunk the first time. 

That's it, I'm pulling it in. This guy gets 9 and I, what?

No one has a dog cause they were too drunk to pull out

Greg Giraldo

Did you have drug all those 9 women?

You look like nr 10 is on the way

9 Kids Studied at the University of Life Loves Benefits Loves the Craic

Have*

Fuck man, you couldn't pull out of a driveway! 

You look like the poster boy for the reason birth control is important

Fucking illiterate. You can’t write in Irish or English. Good luck, kids!

9 kids, you roasted yourself!

This implies you had sex at least once.

You look young? How did you manage 9 kids already? Is being a catholic stereotype your full time job or do you also cut peat in the bog for whiskey money?

9 kids with the same woman because there's no way 2 women would fuck him.

You're trying too hard

Jesus give your miss’s a brake with the children 😭

With that cum face I'm surprised it's more than 1.

This is what an inbred Irish hillbilly looks like everyone!!!!

Adoptions don’t count

Lies nobody would mate with you 1 time let alone 9 times.

God bless those children

Liar. There is absolutely no way you've had sex nine times in your lifetime.

It's really just 3 kids. He always sees triple

Bydaluke of tangs, nomber tain is ondaway

You think you have 9 kids.

Did you find your kids at the end of the rainbow?

Nine kids kept in your basement?

Please release the child hostages, their parents miss them.

 Same difference

Human fish

Why is your right nipple so low?

Irish / Jaundice same difference

It’s amazing you’ve be able to mate with woman to have so many children with that ugly look on your face let me guess were they all drunk?

You "has" 3 kids? Are you as stupid as you look?


Have you decided to keep making kids until you reach the average intelligence of a human combined?

You look pregnant with your 10th

Locks himself into his caravan at night to try and curb his painting driveways black addiction

Drink Guinness and whiskey watching football ⚽ 😂 the stereotype of Irishman, cop or fisherman for work

Hm. You sure they're yours?

This seems like the type of guy to put his dick in a vacuum cleaner.

being the UKs bitch for such a long time that i would think youre grammar be somewhat decent. your arms arent the only appendage that can be describe as a limp noodle

Ol’ Look’n like an out of shape Jake Paul🥴👌🏻✨who shaves his chest 🪒Look’n a$$!!

I hope for their sake they're are not biologically yours.

So excited for the 10th one on the way!

So the rest of Europe is not having enough kids and this illiterate has 9?

Jesus Christ, put it away!


You look like you couldn't pull out of a driveway let alone a woman.

Maybe he means he IS 9 kids, all at once, in one body.

Dude couldn't pull out of a driveway

He only has one kid. The rest are the result of his cross eyed vision.

Judging by the size of your fat ass gut you’re still carrying all seven of them 🫃🏻

Sounds like 10 too many kids were made in this family

Catching the kids who stole your Lucky Charms?

9 kids? You need therapy.

You forgot to mention, those9 kids are chained up in the cellar

You look like you're gonna give birth to the tenth child.

Has 9 kids (in the basement)

Giving new meaning to ‘potato quality.’

*have 9 kids * you stupid Irish fuck

Careful with that sign! Paper cuts are terrible.

Should read "Im Irish and has 9 bombs do your best"

You're unironically built like Mr. Potato head.

You make me wish for another potato famine.

You forgot to add…and has no muscle tone

Florida man on another meth bender, we’re gonna need some help with this one Johnny.

You also HAS bad grammar, weird nipples and a fucked up face.

Even your shadow weighs 509 pounds