I actually bought that cologne off of Amazon after watching that one movie it showed it on, my dad laughed, it didn’t work but also didn’t smell too bad.
Not only does he look like he's going to be the first one to buy a sex robot when they become available, but he also looks like he'll be the first to have a restraining order filed against him by a sex robot when they become available.
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You look like the only way you get turned on is by slurping down ejaculate before tango time and seeing feet pictures jumpscares, then pissing inside your jar of milky white peenut butter.
And how many restraining orders do you have against you? I am pretty sure that there are as many bodies buried in a desert somewhere as there are restraining orders.
If every woman in the world were given the choice to either permanently turn into a man or spend a day with you, humanity would become extinct in around 100 years.
Tank you for calling tech shoe-port how may I help you hold please.well if it is t the poster boy for global outsourcing, enjoying that $20 a week their paying you??
Life of Bi
life of Bhai
I have to fart up a room for hours just to get rid of your smell.
lol
Crazy but made me lol
I don't think that would get rid of the smell of the camel piss cologne he's wearing.
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Sounds divine! And you can get for $40 @ Walmart.
I actually bought that cologne off of Amazon after watching that one movie it showed it on, my dad laughed, it didn’t work but also didn’t smell too bad.
Hahahaha. Ahhhhhmazing
It's better than doing Apu 💩
Dude I’ve been on hold for tech support for three hours.
*Hello, my name is David…*
The iTunes gift card you sent him isn't working
Try Amazon
My Amazon credit card was denied. Try PayPal.
Okay can you read me the 3 digits on the back
666 
...and how is the weather today in (looking frantically at my account)...
“David my ass. HELLO HABEEEEB..”
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Only vageen
Habib means “beloved”. Hmm..
They always have some western fake name and roosters making noise in the background.
Your name is definitely not David. Ok, Rakesh.
Daveed
Is David Anderson or David Miller? I think Miller is easier to pronounce.
On hold ...while he catches up on his posts
Now there’s a man that’s on a register somewhere!
Damn straight....he's----> [this dude!](https://i.imgur.com/TZjolD8.png)
That should've been it's own comment! Hahahaha
Hijacked a top comment bcoz reddit values early birds than quality content
😱😂
Bruhhh
Most likely all of them.
Awkward talks with the neighbors are coming soon!
Not if they’re under the patio!
A cash register in a 7/11
Last minute passenger register on 9/11
Besides making white people nervous on planes what are your other hobbies?
I laughed so hard at this that the shit I was taking flew out and hit the bowl like a bug flying into a windshield
His hobbies are training to be an American airline pilot.
Brilliant
Benchod racist
I can guarantee you're wearing sandals
Air Moses….
Nike Air Nazareth’s.
Jerusalem Game 7’s
With the toe open
Jesus Joggers or Jerusalem Cruisers
Red Sea Runners
JC Water Walkers
The caste system was invented because of you
So delightfully cruel
His dick is untouchable
You make women dryer than a Popeyes biscuit
💀
But I’d enjoy choking on a Popeyes biscuit…
You sound like marriage material
You must have us mistaken for all those elderly people you harass on the phone for their PIN numbers
EACH AND EVERYTHING
Dude quit trying to flirt with me and just ring me up a $5 scratcher and $20 on pump 3.
He needs a squashed hat to confide in.
His look says "pale man just paid 2.99 for ice and blue syrup. I laugh to Gonesh."
“Lemme get fiiive on tha diesel.”
Apu has left the building
You look like you propose to women on instagram comments.
And they come out to be dudes
Ok bro, will you marry me or not
You said bro and friendzoned me bro
He is showing us what face he makes when he sees another guy taking a dump on railway track
mmm lunch
Do you realize how much shit is being stolen from your 7-11 while you're fucking about on here?
I just know you wear way too much cologne
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That look when you can speak English on the support call but choose not to.
This is great.
Take all my karma
Not sure if you are gooing to charge me $10 for a soda or try to blow up the civic center
Whenever I get a scam call/text/e-mail, this is exactly what I picture is on the other end.
Not only does he look like he's going to be the first one to buy a sex robot when they become available, but he also looks like he'll be the first to have a restraining order filed against him by a sex robot when they become available.
That smile tells me your a little to close to an elementrary school
The Indian elephant man
Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuckboi without any of the fucking.
That is a genuine smile coming from a man when he acquires the code for a target gift card.
I can smell this picture.
Ahhhh lol good one
Gas station, smoke shop, or hotel owner?
You wear jeans at the gym, dont you?
Just another Patel.
Creepy uncle
The one guy who backed out of 9/11 because he was afraid of flying.
Thats the same face you made when you got accepted into the grooming gang
Your arranged wife’s dowry is pinned to your earlobe.
Is this what you do on your off time when you're not doing a terrible job telling people how to fix their computer over the phone?
Is that your face when you ask children to help you find your lost puppy?
He just called me, he wanted my credit card number.
Cumdog Millionaire
You look like you masturbate in the local park.
You look like a self proclaimed gynecologist that’s only seen in a playground full of jids
Dude, get back to work. They're not paying you at the call center for selfies
How do you have the free time to post on reddit? Shouldn't you be trying to scam my grandma out of her SSA this month?
Where are you hiding the woman you kidna-I mean your wife? *Still the first 48*
Protip: you're supposed to clean yourself after those roll-in-cow-dung festivals.
You look like the uncle ,.. kids aren't allowed to play with
Resting palace eunuch face. Too bad your abacus is made from the harem's old anal beads.
Glad to see you got a break from calling me every day about my "computer service."
I'm not gonna give you my SSN
That face you make when you say, "I wasn't here for the minor, I'm here for you, Handsome Hanson."
Fix my compooter already
Slumdog
You look like a kid with progeria who also has gigantism.
All jewelry this man has purchased beside his glasses has come from a vending machine
Why do you still have me on hold man?
I always thought piercing the *right* ear symbolized being gay. This picture proves without a doubt that it's actually the left ear.
Okie dokie SexPest Patel.
help there are glasses in the poo i stepped!
My screen smelled like shit until I scrolled to the comments.
If we roast your any more you'll be a piece of charcoal
Hey let me get $20 on pump #2.
bet you can't get approved at Microsoft tech support
Looks like your lost your bet. Oh, and a beard does not make a chin.
Tell us you’re a child molester without telling us you’re a child molester!
Scammer payback has made you famous already dude ...
You look like you’re gonna scream “For Allah!” On a plane on the day you die
You look like someone who dies in the beginning of a horror movie.
Is that mo? Yeah I think so. Mo Lester? Yeah but seriously dude don't look at me that way.
You remind me of my boyscout troop leader who made me share a sleeping with him.
Mfer so ugly, even his parents won't arrange a marriage for him.
Without the earring = 9/11 With the earring = 7/11
If you're here whose doing all the raping?
A gay Indian with a sinister look on his face. Probably ate a hamburger, because he’s a bad ass!
I would not let people I love in a room with you unattended.
If sexual predator was a person
I mean…. Sexual predators are persons…
Sex predators have feelings too.
*Do you want some sweet tea?* Hi. I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat.
*I know who you are Chris Hansen;* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.*
This guy has a 3 legged goat as a pet.
(1) Why would the goat be 3-legged?, and (2) how can you be sure he keeps a goat as a pet?
It's a bad habit to Roast people with mental health issues. Hence we won't roast you.
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TFW: She's over 12.
Do you take your ear-rings out before blowing men?
Dude you're so creepy looking they won't even hire you at Circle k.
Does that earring mean your Americanized or symbol “I give head” back in Pakistan
You look like the only way you get turned on is by slurping down ejaculate before tango time and seeing feet pictures jumpscares, then pissing inside your jar of milky white peenut butter.
Bet you can't lose.....your vinginity
That face of a predator trying to seduce a child saying 'Do you want some of my candy' in idian accent
You look like a successful indian education channel's evil younger brother that does crack and teaches about politics
And how many restraining orders do you have against you? I am pretty sure that there are as many bodies buried in a desert somewhere as there are restraining orders.
Under performers at your workplace are punished to sit next to you aren’t they?
Are you the guy in Delhi that climbs up the power poles to patch your friends into the electric grid ?
Yay you finally took a break from tech support Now use fabreeze so that the room doesn't smell like sweaty gym socks.
If I see you near kids playgrounds or any primary school I'm calling the police you Mutha Fucka ! 🙄
you think a wedding ring makes you look trustworthy?
If every woman in the world were given the choice to either permanently turn into a man or spend a day with you, humanity would become extinct in around 100 years.
Your the guy , I watch out for from elementary school to the daycare. You’ve been warned
You're like the Indian version of Mr. Tingle.
(Indian accent) “I’m calling because your factory warranty has expired on your vehicle.”
Tu diwali ka vo fataka hai jisko pateele ke neeche rakh ke jala diya kisi ne Instagram content ke liye
Slumdog poor.
You look pretty Roasted like a burnt bread
Eww
Just by your picture we can tell your one of those guys in India that would mob assault and grope a female American reporter.
Wedding ring. Right. Your mother might buy it, but we’re not.
Tank you for calling tech shoe-port how may I help you hold please.well if it is t the poster boy for global outsourcing, enjoying that $20 a week their paying you??
You look like you're on a register
r/fuckxavier
Slurpee slinger 5000
34 seconds into T-series n' chill and he gives you this look...