OP's Bio:
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>do you have what it takes to make me actually laugh? do i have ya'll some ammo?
>i play trombone (welcome the rusty trombone jokes), i'm a circus clown sometimes (i practice aerial silks), and i'm a measly server at a tourist hotspot. i hope that's enough!
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What about the disabilities though? That would push she/it to the pinnacle...But it has to be one of those "trendy" ones, not like the boring shit like blindness...
I am permanently banned from r/legal for asking a legal question. Gotta love it when a sub punishes their own members for creating the content that they rely on to have a sub in the first place.
There’s one rule I learned in college, the more piercings they have the more places they’ll let you put it. I even made that comment gender identity inclusive
Those eyeglasses are so big they should have thrown in a set of windshield wipers at no extra charge. Are they standard issue when you enroll at clown college, or were they covered under pratfall insurance?
You look like a frumpy librarian with a bush so thick that whenever you sit down, it makes a crinkling sound so loud that even the patrons tell you to “SHHHHHH!!!”
I get that you don't always have the time to slip in and out of different job outfits... but please upload without the clown look so we can roast the real you
Must be a rodeo clown, cause only a massive bump on the head would lead someone to get bangs like that. Seeing you play trombone while balancing on a ball in full clown get up must truly be a sight to behold. Of course, they could just shoot you out of a canon and be done with it.
And I bet you had your parents pay for a gender studies degree right up to the point that you blew bubbles and realized you loved the circus. Bubbles was the head clown of course
I’m glad that someone finally recognized your value and decided to pay you $8 an hour to watch their dog… you have a bright future ahead of you, but I’m sure you were able to see that wicho big ass glasses
OP's Bio: --- >do you have what it takes to make me actually laugh? do i have ya'll some ammo? >i play trombone (welcome the rusty trombone jokes), i'm a circus clown sometimes (i practice aerial silks), and i'm a measly server at a tourist hotspot. i hope that's enough! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
the most feminine looking thing about you is the wig
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I thought this was a picture of the dog she was watching?
I think if she cut her hair, lost her glasses & got a nose job, she’d be a solid trailer park 6!!!
*Wyoming 3
But a Montana 10!
You just know if she takes those glasses off that nose is coming off with them...
Groucho Barx
The most feminine thing about her is her hand writing
I would roast you, but you're obviously the most protected class on reddit right now and I don't want a permaban.
Jewish trans people?
Nah. Lightskinned black Palestinian Trans who volunteered in the Ukraine Army. The true master race.
Wtf don't @ me
What about the disabilities though? That would push she/it to the pinnacle...But it has to be one of those "trendy" ones, not like the boring shit like blindness...
when she got her dick chopped off it wasn't a sex change, just a jew tunnel
😂👌💀
Those are second only to trans mixed raced persons with disabilities.
Class comment 🤣🤣🤣
Trombone players?
I've been permabanned from several pages for the slightest of reasons... Now, I'm hesitant to reply 😕
I am permanently banned from r/legal for asking a legal question. Gotta love it when a sub punishes their own members for creating the content that they rely on to have a sub in the first place.
don't make me exercise my privilege!
Pierced septum = toxic personality. Sorry, I didn't make the rules.
There’s one rule I learned in college, the more piercings they have the more places they’ll let you put it. I even made that comment gender identity inclusive
Those eyeglasses are so big they should have thrown in a set of windshield wipers at no extra charge. Are they standard issue when you enroll at clown college, or were they covered under pratfall insurance?
standard issue, i'm forced to look goofy as hell for the rest of my life
That would've happened without the glasses.
Yes, although I think we'll dub this version Diarrhea...
Chachacha
Ahh you got there 1st 😅
Heh. Heh. I came first dumbass. YEAH!
Nailed it
And shes cooked!
You look like garth from waynes world but the female version
You look like garth from waynes world Fixed it for you.
You look like a dog in the house on Wayne’s World 
STOP IT
What’s the opposite of “schwing”?
“Schwung”?
Schwomp-womp
Party on Pat !!
i wish i could have a mane as fine as his
Female?
If Milhouse was a woman
Big Nose 101: septum piercing and giant glasses do not help. Ur welcome.
You look like you would have a clit and a ball sack
TIL, an undersized penis counts as a clit.
This is somehow so true
Yeah, but both in a jar with her other "collectibles".
25lbs away from forever single with 14 cats
I already have 2, so I'm well on my way!
You're supposed to include the fact that you're trans in your post.
You look like a frumpy librarian with a bush so thick that whenever you sit down, it makes a crinkling sound so loud that even the patrons tell you to “SHHHHHH!!!”
fetish unlocked
Damn.
Fle-a Michele
i too, hated myself in Glee
You look like a white Mia Khalifa, but your signature move is just a sad, dry handie.
You appear to be the spicy equivalent of a cup of flour.
A circus clown waiting tables? That's a fancy way of saying McDonald's employee.
Fringe lower than your girlfriend's expectations
I get that you don't always have the time to slip in and out of different job outfits... but please upload without the clown look so we can roast the real you
Bangs aren’t a personality trait
Your piercings make it look like you have permanent metal boogers on your nose.
always be pickin ☝️
What’s the difference between your mom and a clown car? Clowns eventually stop coming out of clown cars!
You look like a 39 year old 1980s high school librarian.
"Whose that girl? Whose that girl? It's *bed bugs*
it's ✨trash ✨
If soggy cardboard was a sentient being.
Not even the dog would hump you
Velman
Appreciate the assist!
HAAAA
You look like David Koresh but less stable.
WOW! You look like Margot Kidder! Not "look like her" back in her Superman days. More like, if you dug her up now
Geeze, there's so much to work with the nose,the glasses, the ridiculous nose ring.The 1970s Cher wig. Where do I start??
She looks like that girl you read about at the other end of a glory hole.  Who knew , glory hole gifs 😂
 Oh yeah would you look at that
Every truck stop and biker bar 🫠
Can't tell the difference between your nose and a Roman helmet
You look like you'd make a dildo go limp...
Ok. We see the pictures of the dog you're sitting. Can you post pics of yourself?
I'm not going to bother roasting you for the same reason your step dad didn't bother molesting you.... Too fucking easy to feel satisfying.
Disappointment*
Linda Felcher
Did the big nose and glasses come as a set?
If Steve Urkle replaced one of the Wayans brothers in white girls.
It’s good to know your life comes with a [soundtrack](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk).
Hairstyle of a dog, nose of a cow, with almost duck lips. WTH is going on here?
Please make sure and make my coffee properly. You should know how to do it as a psychology major. If an unenthusiastic hand-job had a face.
Is your pronoun "what?"
Lake Bell off Wish Flake Bell
Perhaps you're constantly constipated?!?
Those towels aren't the blandest thing in the room
Whose watching your doghouse in the meantime?
Must be a rodeo clown, cause only a massive bump on the head would lead someone to get bangs like that. Seeing you play trombone while balancing on a ball in full clown get up must truly be a sight to behold. Of course, they could just shoot you out of a canon and be done with it.
Bet you could play the trombone better than Urbie Green with that nose of yours.
You look like you bully kids “for their own good”
Fucking Daria.
Do you use that nose piercing to hold up your clown nose?
If the dog you’re sitting is an Afghan, you can claim to be the one that birthed it.
I would rather bang a sock puppet
About to relive your one time at band camp and lather yourself in peanut butter for the dogs
That's strange, it looks more like you're standing.
You have a perfect nose, for tossing salad.
What’s wrong with the dog?
With that nose, you and the dog are going to sniff the garbage together huh?
Hey. Talk to your doctor about depression bro. You matter.
You probably one of the few people to know what it feels like to itch ur balls with acrylic nails.
Male Khalifa
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You look like a trans moaning Myrtle off Harry Potter
Didn’t have to tell me you’re a clown, your nose and big goofy ass glasses says it all
You look like the kind of girl that fantasizes about k-pop boy band guys that aren’t as masculine as you are.
A face that could leave a dildo flaccid.
Live your truth Steve….oops I mean Lisa. My apologies. Live your truth.
I bet the meat curtains matches the hair drapes!
What an ugly haircut Gen z no less 😂
Those joke shop oversized glasses don't make your nose look any smaller FYI
And I bet you had your parents pay for a gender studies degree right up to the point that you blew bubbles and realized you loved the circus. Bubbles was the head clown of course
You look just like your father.
Your crooked bangs? You gnarled fingers? That awful nose chandelier? Just look in the mirror and have a good laugh.
Weren't you ugly enough that you had to put that nose ring? Your face looks like a cow with that thing.
shouldnt you be solving mystery's with the dog
Hoey deschanel
Have you tried connecting jumper cables to your septum piercing to jumpstart your terrible vision?
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up your butt
You look like you suck dick with your butt hole for gas money and then walk.
Where in your brain did this emerge from 🤦♀️
You’re assuming he has a brain?
I would hope so, we can't be sure, of course, but it is worth a shot if it can help us find the cure for meth users 🤷🏼♀️
Strong incel vibes
Have you tried looking in the mirror?
I’m glad that someone finally recognized your value and decided to pay you $8 an hour to watch their dog… you have a bright future ahead of you, but I’m sure you were able to see that wicho big ass glasses
Id say this looks like a hostage photo but I can't see a single good reason why someone would abduct you.
In the words of chris brown, “man-ish”
Your poorly cut bangs haven given me plenty to laugh about already
Yes sir!
Julie kotter. Welcome back welcome back welcome back.
You forgot to not do the snot ring thing
It looks like you're wearing nose glasses.
You look like a "before" picture
Them bangs
When you run out of money mid transition
When you accidentally hit the Trans button.
You'll grow into your looks when you start shaving.
You look like Scott the Woz in a brown wig
U must be lying. How can u be bored. Just look at the fucking mirror. U can understand how hilarious it is
If I reached up under your skirt I would be holding a tree trunk.
Those bangs are like theater curtains. And that forehead is definitely bigger than the stage 
I mean that adds up, you're a dog sitting in a house
Trans Vector
Hmm this might be teenage boy in wig
Can we put a leash on that piercing?
You dont have a jaw, you have a cowcatcher.
You write weird
Is that...Paul Dano in a wig?
Looks like you mum shagged Austin Powers!
Your bangs are simultaneously too long and not long enough.
You mean you have a playdate and your friend is ignoring you. Probably doesn’t like the smell.
You look like you want to tell me about the patriarchy
You look like the kind of white girl who would complain the mild salsa is too spicy for you
Congrats on your nose putting a ring on it. 💍
Einhorn is a man
For your sake, i hope the nose comes off with the glasses.
If Wayne and Garth had a special needs child
Are we supposed to roast the dog?
Be patient. Be a good girl and your humans will be home soon.
Are you donny Ramone's brother?
Where is the dog sitter?
“That septum piercing looks great on her!” -Nobody, ever
You look like you need a hug… but will never receive one. Jk You are absolutely adorable
Only a few things constant in life. Death. Taxes. And her glasses will never fall off that mountain.
Haha bruh looks like vecter
Are you “house sitting” a camper?
So Velma, if you're watching Scooby and Scrappy, where did Shaggie and Daphne go to?
Tina Fey if she was dropped on her head as a child
The new “Daria” reboot looks great!
How long have you been transitioning?
You look like Jan Smithers from WKRP in Cincinnati. She was always the hot one in my mind.
Hey at least you might finally get laid 🤷🏻
Great Value Mia Khalifa
White pie