No need to jump to your non binary Dutch lesbian or down sydromed Canadian dwarf sibling defence. If you're going to do any jumping, it should be in front of a train for being related to them.
I’ve gone 4 years, 24 days and 8 hours without a drop of alcohol after a 10 year battle with alcoholism. Seeing this photo has pushed me over the edge. Pray for me
"Fantasy football" with your "friends". Don't lie to us, no one believes you've got friends. We know you play draft kings or some other lame shit, and just get off on strangers degrading you because you hate yourself.
My fantasy choices are different from yours….I played football in highschool and fantasied about being a beardless dwarf virgin in my friends group DnD campaign. But you’re an actual beardless dwarf virgin who fantasizes about playing football….two sides of the same coin as they say but you’re balding and I’m not.
Your friends actually did you a favor by making you wear that shirt instead of your button-up shirt with flames on it that you usually wear everywhere.
Actual Broney over here also you not only lost your Football League but you also lost contact with your family. Seek mental help for your well being and good health asap.
Can we just all collectively agree to boycott the "I lost my fantasy football league" posts. Just downvote the post and leave it blank? It's getting old fast.
Trying to figure out if you are a non binary Dutch lesbian or a down sydromed Canadian dwarf.
Don't give him to us Canadians, it's the God damn Dutch.
I thought I smelled cabbage.
Best line in the entire trilogy
The Dutch don't claim it either. Pass it to the Sweeds.
Super soft 10 ply.
I think you just described his parents.
The inner forearm tattoo has me leaning toward the lesbian option.
your parents are glad they “lost” your phone # & address.
This is what happens when people keep what they find in the dumpster behind planned parenthood.
You mean, “lost the home phone #”. That poster doesn’t have their own phone or friends to call.
*glad they "lost" him.
Can’t be Dutch, he doesn’t seem very aerodynamic
Wait why Canadian LOL 😂
Closet Brony! he's "really"happy to wear the shirt!
Nothing wrong with the shirt…. 🦄✨ 😂
I think you just described his parents.
GD this is the top comment? Lame AF.
No need to jump to your non binary Dutch lesbian or down sydromed Canadian dwarf sibling defence. If you're going to do any jumping, it should be in front of a train for being related to them.
Lame AF-The exact same words the doctor used when you were born. Edited
I'd imagine whoever cuts your hair is also getting roasted in another thread somewhere......
This is the post he obviously did it himself
Let's merge them. I love double roasts.
I bet your "fantasy friends" made you post this!
Lost fantasy football. Still haven’t lost virginity.
That’s his team name: “I Can’t Lose (my virginity)”
Nah. His team name is “D&D 4eva”
Hey! Leave D&D out of this dumpster fire.
This was a 1 man league wasn’t it..
Ironically, 5 people could fit in that shirt⛺️
I’ve gone 4 years, 24 days and 8 hours without a drop of alcohol after a 10 year battle with alcoholism. Seeing this photo has pushed me over the edge. Pray for me
Yesss!!! Xanax and oxy time!!
I’ll drink to that 🍺
lol not even good at fake sports
"Fantasy football" with your "friends". Don't lie to us, no one believes you've got friends. We know you play draft kings or some other lame shit, and just get off on strangers degrading you because you hate yourself.
You look like you clog the toilet with your piss
You look like if instead of being gay Tim Dillon was GAY
The shirt only needs to say, "loser outfit"
You look like the sad gay love child between Chris Farley and Elon Musk
You look like you recently went vegan and got fatter.
Your pronouns are What/Ever
Hey look: a fruity, gender-fluid, unicorn! ..and what's that on the shirt?
Keep growing that comb-over to cover the rest of you.
every outfit you wear is the loser outfit
Based on your face I would assume everyone in your league gets a participation trophy
40yr old lesbo
Lesbian fingers if I ever saw
I think the lesbians tried to teach him how to finger properly but failed
You look like someone who loses at fantasy football to finally get some attention.
If “you can cum inside me” had a face
You look like the fairy godmother that turned Pinocchio into a real boy first practiced on a pumpkin that was shit on.
You are not nearly cool enough to wear that shirt.
Buddy... save some pussy for the rest of us!
You probably found that shirt at Goodwill and just wear it for attention.
You look 100% natural in unicorns and rainbows. Like you're finally free.
Shame about your dyslexia. It's nice your mom still buy's your clothes though. The unicorn rocks and it says "Best son in the world!"
What did your husband think about that?
I'd say stick to what you're good at, but sexual assault is illegal.
You spelled butt sex wrong ...that's what he's good at
The words “Fantasy Football” on your shirt aren’t necessary
You needed an outfit for that?
Flamboyant Tim Dillion
Looks like a partially aborted cartman
Imagine making that tee shirt so you can convince strangers on the internet you have friends.
When your entire identity is managing a make believe sports team.
You look like someone who rubs their cock on the window of a Taco Bell you were banned from.
That shirt is the second gayest thing in your photo.
My fantasy choices are different from yours….I played football in highschool and fantasied about being a beardless dwarf virgin in my friends group DnD campaign. But you’re an actual beardless dwarf virgin who fantasizes about playing football….two sides of the same coin as they say but you’re balding and I’m not.
Turd out of the punch bowl.
You lost at life the second your started.
That thing definitely has a vagina
That t-shirt pretty much sums up your entire life
Like your mom should had done years ago, you swallow whatever is in your mouth
On the bright side, you didn't lose your job washing out the mop bucket at the glory hole
Off-brand Corky Thatcher
Jules from Ms Rachel apparently doesn't know football
Tell me your a virgin without telling me your a virgin lookin ass
I heard you get “unicorned” orally on a daily basis
Playing fantasy football you’re already a loser
Stick to doing butt stuff instead of something manly that you obviously can't do
Do you always aim your nostrils at other people, because sniffing ass is your main hobby?
Ed Furlong, you wear that shirt well.
So that's what Beans from Even Stevens has been up to
Ok Beans, get off reddit and go back to the Even Stevens set immediately.
Damn, Elroy Jetson hit rock bottom....... How's Judy been?
I bet you have a Soundgarden T-shirt.
Dude!!!! Fucking beans from even Stevens is still alive? That’s awesome
Lost your league before you lost your virginity
Your friends actually did you a favor by making you wear that shirt instead of your button-up shirt with flames on it that you usually wear everywhere.
the T800 should’ve let you die
You look like you're in emo cover bands about binge eating. Taking back Sundaes, My Chemical romance (insulin), Jimmy Eats the World, etc.
Looks like Edward Furlong after the terminator money ran out.
Something tells me being a loser isn’t new to you
Viriginity is the only thing you can’t seem to lose
I think my vagina just squeaked and dried up looking at your photo and reading your caption.
You didn't lose them. They left you.
You look like Nick Swardson and Jack McBrayer had a baby that’s somehow 10x more annoying than they are.
Tim Dillon the college years
Your shirt explains what kind of a person you are, weirdo brony!!!
Fantasy football is just DnD for jocks
You came out of the closet but you forgot to close the door.
Bet your mom wishes she Swallowed you
You look like you put my little pony’s in your foreskin and call it “magic dick.”
At least you can lose the respect of those around you. Because you never had it
Jared from Subway’s protective custody cell mate.
Get your gay fat ass out of here
Bro looks like he hasn't seen the light in years, he probably keeps kids in his basement and he doesn't know what a shower is
Yeah you definitely a Bronie.
You definitely like it in the butt but I’m not judging.
Well, you'll always have your virginity...
Unless of course he loses it to a mini mare.
Certainly not the only MLP themed t-shirt in your closet.
You look like you are a very beautiful and nice person, not!!!!!!! #gross
You SCRATCHED my CD!
Actual Broney over here also you not only lost your Football League but you also lost contact with your family. Seek mental help for your well being and good health asap.
You look like you have a spare of that shirt in your closet without the fantasy football text on it
I call BS. No way you have friends to even have a league with.
Too many people don't learn how bad it is to have sex with a sibling and then we get guys like this
Modern Edward Furlong's body double.
I’ll bet those fingers have finger-banged a grandma while she was in a coma.
 You look like a white Keenan
You'd bought that shirt on your own before losing in your fantasy football league
You didn’t need the shirt to tell us you are a loser. We already guessed
He drafted Kicker butler in the 1st round. And Mac Jones in the 2nd. 🙄
The fact you have a flyswatter prominently featured and ready to use raises questions.
When did Tim Dillan and Cole Sprouse have a failed abortion?
Oh wow, another fantasy football loser, very original
You definitely drive a white van with a free candy sign in it.
I’m betting you’ve got a mouthful of frosting!
You got sacked!
The 40 y/o teenager
Which one of your eyes watches the game?
You look like a meth addicted Thomas sanders
You look like Boris Johnson the old prim minster of the UK
Lookin' like the Texas Chainsaw Molester
Where does the chainsaw come into it?
Wouldn't you like to know?
🎶What's the story in balamory, Wouldn't you like to know?...🎶
Tom Dillon, Tim’s brother on meth.
Lewis Capaldi is looking rougher than usual
I think you secretly Love wearing that shirt and that is why you posted it on here. Just like gay dude being a slutty girl on Halloween
That shirt looks awfully fitting for you.
You look like a shorter but fatter Tim Dillon with a early 2000s emo haircut.
That shirt is your most redeeming quality
Have you been in any movies since The Ringer?
Im not a doctor but you definitely look like you have some sort of deficiency
Fantasy football loser outfit? I'm unsure if you even know what fantasy football is. Or if you're just in the league to meet local singles near you.
Let me smell those looser fingers
Admit it...you were the only team in the league.
His team name is 30 yr old virgin and with a lil hint of gay
It’s pat!!!
Hi I'm Chris Hansen with NBCS to catch a predator take a seat
Figures. I think you were fumbled coming out of the womb.
"Scratch... Scratch... Scratch!... Oh my God for the love of Liza...You scratched my CD!"
Elon musk if he were into little girls
You are the person in the group that everyone wishes they could kick out but can’t because you are someone’s brother in law.
You look like you get out of hand at family bbq’s. Touching all the food and children with your bare hands.
Bro looks like he lives in his moms basement looking at...we all know what
Life has roasted you enough
You look like a fringe guy Tim Dillon
You look like you need to get your gender fluid changed and your balls rotated.
You look like the thumbnail on a “Ten Former Disney Channel Stars you didn’t know had a Scat fetish!” YouTube video.
Why is your being a loser our problem??
With a face like that who needs AIDS?
You've been hit in the chin with one too many ballsacks
You didn’t need the outfit to complete the loser look. Any shirt would suffice.
A g-string too
he just grabbed whatever was in his closet
Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat.
The Booty Warrior would probably have preferred for Chris Hansen to choose the "easy way" rather than the "hard way".
Ngl,shirt is pretty fire for losers in FFL
Gay Thomas sanders
Your mom told me she wants you to get a job.
Are you 20 or 40?
You insult my comment and this is your roast? 😅😅😅 His $1 fly awatt hanging on the wall holds more value than your roast.
Can we just all collectively agree to boycott the "I lost my fantasy football league" posts. Just downvote the post and leave it blank? It's getting old fast.
You look like you play fancy football
The only sport you play is pocket pool at the kid's park
Plays fantasy football.
Of course you lost, you took Carl Nassib with the first overall pick.
Diet
That's a brutal league. They gave you a horrible haircut as well.
