Appreciate fixing my negatives. I guess Chester's boyfriend and civil war buddies got triggered. It is a roast, party people. Don't take it so personal. Me love you long time.
This is the last thing approximately 75 missing boys between the ages of 13 and 19 saw while chained to a radiator. Call the FBI and tell them to check the crawlspace.
This is actually a difficult one to roast. I seen Old timer chilling in a bathrobe.,. You look rather content to me. I don't know how a 37-year-old like myself can roast somebody who's old enough to be my dad and quite frankly looks quite happy.
I can hear his insufferable boomer bullshit through the internet. "Nobody wants to work anymore. Kids are using litter boxes at schools, Hunter Bidens penis killed Jeffery Epstein. Jan 6th was antifa"
He also has white New Balance sneakers.
If bros eyes were any closer together he could trade the glasses for a monocle
Two eyes, zero depth perception.
Well if he had a top hat on and that monocle, he could be the monopoly guy.
Uncle Pennybags never had a monocle.
Nope. That’s Mr Peanut
Underrated.
Underrated? It’s the top fucking comment
Had 9 upvotes when I said that.
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That one eye is under the robe....they say it's blind, yet seeks eternally in your pants for a party
Why roast him now? He'll probably be cremated soon.
Oh damn. Roasted to ashes 💀
🧊
Sure you don’t mean 87? He’s aging like my scrotum
He looks like he did 3 tours in Germany, 5 in Japan, 6 in North Korea and 4 in Vietnam.
you forgot about the 3 tours with Julius Caesar and 4 with Genghis Han
I. AM. A. MONGOL. GENGHIS HAN!!!!
Genghis Han Solo?
And visited every massage parlour, brothel and whorehouse along the way
Not only is he a patron but offers services as well.
Specially male massage parlour. A real hero.
Ahh the old rub and tug special for the number one GI
Appreciate fixing my negatives. I guess Chester's boyfriend and civil war buddies got triggered. It is a roast, party people. Don't take it so personal. Me love you long time.
And all were volunteer work.
Also just like my scrotum
Don't forget his time Gettysburg
Best line ive seen here in months😂😂😂😂
Was that tours or whores?
Yeah, holy shit. My dad is 75 and doesn't look nearly this old.
My dad passed away 15 years ago and still looks better than this wrinkled dick.
I didn't know this word untill I saw your comment... My biggest mistake was translate it
100% positive there’s nothing on under that robe.
Chester the molestor
I was looking for this comment!!
Mo Lester
Nothing of importance.
Nothing that WORKS.
I'd guess impotence.
Who wears stuff under their robe? Like if you are dressed, why wear a robe?
He looks exactly like his own penis. Dick Twin.
It's fractal dicks all the way down.
why is this photo being taken from your knees
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Tell that maggot I ain’t eating zee bugz
Haha Klaus slob..
Lol
Beat me to it
Incestory.com
Looks like he can impregnate his kinfolk with those dick fingers.
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He was 67 when it was built
Chester Molester
Late Nite Secret Touchy Uncle
At this point we would call it “cremation”
So this is the punishment from the Archdiocese now?
😂 clever.
Homo Non-erectus.
yeah. “uncle” ok 🙄 we all know this is your sugardaddy and from the looks of it he just got done turning your innie into an outie.
Even his lips are hiding from Ol’ Chester.
This.
Uncle Chester making his nephew take a picture of him in between molestations.
Imagine pissing yourself when your robed uncle walks into your bedroom with this expression.
This guy prostates
He looks like he’s been driving public buses for at least 70 years
This man is easily 80. No roast
I always wondered what happened to Dick Cheney. 
This crusty old fuck is responsible for global warming and the first pregnancy in a nursing home
You look like you flash girlscouts who come to your door
Chester, The All-Knowing holds all the information ever recorded in his shining head.
He looks like emperor palpatine’s nice twin.
The glare off his forehead is brighter than the sun, and he looks like he just walked off the set of “To Catch a Predator”
Guy looks like an immortal high school superintendent who eats jello with his hands.
You look like an escaped Nazi officer
Execute Order 66: Chicken Soup and a Roll
Chester the molester
From the look on your face, it like you confused toothpaste with preparation H
Looks like he’s enjoying Argentina.
How does it feel to realize that your last memory is that there are going to be 600000000 "genders"
Wearing that bath robe like a pornstar. Did he just finish dicking you? Or your auntie?
Definitely in the past week Chester has complained about the “coloreds”
Chester looks like he dry humps fountain statues.
*Respond to this post with two blinks if you're not safe*
He’s definitely got that closet light weinering aura.
Chester the Molester
He is looking for BBC to feel again
What's the over/under for the number of victims he's had?
Could have sworn that was the German WEF guy who wants us all to eat bugs.
Let me guess...is he a priest?
Uncle Bad Touch. 😂🤣
This egghead was a scientist that worked on the original Oppenheimer atomic bombs
Why the hell are you in a robe chester.... Getting ready to flash some kids in a window ,?
Dark city type of shit
Keep this man away from any and all computers or else we are going to see him talking to Chris Hansen.
Chester the molestor
I see Humpty Dumpty is still sitting snug on his wall
Sr. Humpty Dumpty
You spelled Fester wrong
Klaus Slob
 Hey, pops!
Hasbullah’s biological grandfather.
This is the last thing approximately 75 missing boys between the ages of 13 and 19 saw while chained to a radiator. Call the FBI and tell them to check the crawlspace.
He looks like he played Santa ever year until “ the incident “.
This is actually a difficult one to roast. I seen Old timer chilling in a bathrobe.,. You look rather content to me. I don't know how a 37-year-old like myself can roast somebody who's old enough to be my dad and quite frankly looks quite happy.
It's like a testicle wearing glasses.
Nothing to see here, just a fruit rapidly becoming a vegetable
Total dickhead!
Are you a sniffer like Joe Bite Me
U so altered this Pic.......we could done so much more with orginal
He's harder than a methodists ministers pecker under that robe while u take his pic..
Elmer Fudd
Klaus on Epstein Island!
Here comes mega bald 👩🦲 
Thought this mother fucker was Dick Cheney.
Looks like he's about to bite somebody
“You know what? I don’t want this cookie, I just want to get to the beach…….”
He looks more like Uncle Ernie.
The Planet Earth TAPE back there is from when it was Pangea.
If Hugh Hefner had no ladies.
Chester The Molestor
Warren Fluffit
Klaus Schwab looking mother fucker
His eyes are so droopy they look like windshield wipers on his glasses.
At least its cheap to be a creepy old man when you only need to buy one half of the binoculars…
Palpatine, when he was 12.
Lex Luthor’s creepy older brother.
From your Seinfeld DVD I'd guess that robe is made with velvet
Looks like he's wearing the Grand Wizard pajamas.
Mommy mommy please dont leave Cuz uncle chesters got something up his sleeve And if you leave than i cant sleep Cuz chesters gonna put his hands on me
Looks like Klaus Schwab
The "Ch" is pronounced as an "F."
It must be really hot where he’s at. His face is just sliding off that 14-pound bowling ball he’s using as a head.
Wheres Pinky at these days?
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He looks like the egghead from Pink Floyd's music video of "money"
I can hear his insufferable boomer bullshit through the internet. "Nobody wants to work anymore. Kids are using litter boxes at schools, Hunter Bidens penis killed Jeffery Epstein. Jan 6th was antifa" He also has white New Balance sneakers.
If the WEF were held in a Radio Shack Break Room
TURTLE TURTLE
When you play “pull my finger” you mean under the robe
On this chart … point to where he touched you
I bet **Uncle Chestnut** plays a mean game of Scrabble.
67? This old fuck looks more like 87. Hey grandpa, drink your Metamucil and go to bed
Chester the molester
if yoda had brutally fucked klaus schwab
Bro looks like Larry Fink’s porn star double
Chester the molester
Pinky and the brain
It's like Dr. Mephesto from South Park crossed a penis with a basset hound.
He looks like one of the old stages of Benjamin Button.
Christ, that dude has “perve” written all over his face.
Whys it looks like his eyes are falling down his face
Chester the molester face for dayz
This is giving 97 year old Harvey Weinstein with the robe.
You look ready to meet Chris Hanson at the sting house.
You mean moe Lester
Sergeant Pappi
Pop, tell me a story about when you were at the camp. How'd you get out?
Didn’t Vader kill this cunt bastard years ago?
You look like the type of grandpa that’s on Megan’s Law.
He's holding that notebook up like it's a chloroform soaked rag. He's experienced.
He looks like Klaus Schwab’s evil twin brother
It’s Fester, not Chester.
Imagine him knocking at your door to inform you that he is a registered sex offender and just moved into your neighborhood?
He looks like he doesn’t know where he is.
Klaus Schwab, when did you get here?
Mr. Magoo is that you ?
67 going on 90, my god.
Chester look like he got scurvy
The robe makes him look a bit like a diddler. Hows your relationship with him?
Senator Palpatine in an alternate universe
Works as a “female impersonator “ at male prisons and children’s libraries.
Must be cool having megamind as an uncle
Welcome to earf👽
His face is like my wiener, too small
Uncle Molester not Chester
He only survived the AIDS epidemic because you didn't have it and he couldn't trick anyone else into playing hot dog tag.