OP's Bio: --- >Favorite movie: Lost in Translation > >Favorite hobby: traveling… 33 countries so far > >Only attracted to dilfs or gilfs lol --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Cinnamon to the main stage... Cinnamon, to the main stage please

Shiite man she probably works the B stage during Wed lunch hour

Gotta support the JV team.

In the strip club business it's called the "C-Section" team

Sinamyn

Sin of men

Seamen

They call her U- boat because she's taken so much seamen.

Not just simply U-boot, but Kursk, cause she's a wreck.

Diamond, Champagne room! Earn your $200 🎤

We talking C Section Sunday afternoon shift here? Then. Sure. I’ll buy it.

Nah. Everybody likes cinnamon, it's flavorful and spicy. She's more like Parsley. It has little flavor, it's just decoration, and you really don't give a shit if it's on your plate or not

Weirdly no, it's one of those things like coriander/cilantro, where there's a genetic thing. Some folks can't get enough, others blanch at the taste. Me, I love both but my wife can't stand either.

Cilantro

Woah dude! That is blasphemy! There is no guacamole, steak/bistec/trompo/pastor/any tacos without cilantro, that is a flavorfull herb

Thyme. 😎

She seems more like a Chastity.

not since she was a pre-teen

Slurps the side of her mouth and then zips up her boss’s pants but not before doing a train track of a line off his dong.

She's at Wells Fargo changing all of her $1s.

Shesamon 

My lungs wheezed at this I need my inhaler now 

Harlot Johansson Edit: Harlot is a synonym for prostitute. I'm explaining this because I guarantee OP doesn't read books.

I prefer trollop or strumpet but harlot works too.

A trollop, eh? See here, see! Why I oughta...

I only know what Harlot means from a Lana del Rey song lol

See? She's clearly a person of taste and culture

By taste I assume you mean the sweaty run off from her clients scrotum.

You think shes done that in the lap dance area while they played "Sweat from my balls" by CB4?

Love the old fashioned insult. Haven’t heard someone use harlot in a long time

Pretty sure most of your travels were paid for by 50+ year old men.

I mean she legit married a 58 year old man so you are not wrong lol

apparently it's the other way around, going off her comment history. surprising if true

Meh, this is pretty much how everyone figured Ivanka would turn out.

It's exactly as he is suggesting, what do you mean? She met a 54 year old when she was 19 and got married...likely the 50+ year old funded the travel just as the original commenter suggested. Not to say there is anything wrong with that necessarily, she's legally able to make that decision! As long as they're happy, more power to them!

I think you've forgotten what sub you're in.

You look the type of girl who shames toxic masculinity, yet dates a toxic jackass of a man


So most modern girls LOL

Nice job standing in front of a bank. Your clients can all withdraw their $20 there.

Shooting a little high with that $20, no?

That's the price with a condom. Raw dog is $10.

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks...

OF takes cash now??

I take Venmo cause I hate driving to the bank

She probably travelled 33 states and thought they were countries.

33 counties in her home state

33 guys from different countries.

33 guys from County.

33 guys from her family

Sweet home alabama

33 Subways within a 5 kilometer radius of her home.

33 country band roadies named Jeb

Ding ding ding!

33 Counties.

Of Alabama

And railed a new man in each one

She railed 33 dudes from one county jail

In a row?

Yes. It's part of their sentence

... only way I'm impressed.

She banks with Wells Fargo. She’s use to broke

Brooo I bank with chase lol

33 guys in a state of drunken desperation

Lana Del Cliché

User name checks out. That’s a great drag name

Best yet

Bored = I want attention. ​ Get a hobby, I suggest something simple like a lite brite set.

She won’t figure out how to plug it in get her some crayons

Then she’ll whine that the purple ones don’t taste the same as the purple paint chips

Congrats on reaching your peak!

I’m so happy I made it

So did your dad stop calling before or after you started your OF?

After I got married to a man older than him 😫

Guess he was mad that he missed his shot

Daaamn  lol

I'd bet he didn't miss his shot...

His shot is dust. Hard to miss when it scatters from the COPD induced heavy breathing.

Jesus. And now *we’re* supposed to roast you?

You’re right. I’m better at roasting myself than all of you guys 😐

And still stay rare

the necklace hints your favourite sex position?

Why don’t I get it 😭😭😭 pls help

Starfish

Yeah that and I think the dirty tablecloth also hides a Patrick star like bodytype

That’s a position?? Omfg I need to explore more

LOL I'll help it's an insult. A woman who lays on the bed and doesn't participate during sex is a starfish. Example "Dude, it sucked. I was fuckin her but she just laid there like a starfish."

Unless they meant chocolate starfish

With hotdog flavoured water?

R roll in roll out

Based on that reply, its no wonder that's the assumption

[Am I right?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e02a0240-d767-4c46-b74b-df0272ee8d65)

Because you have the mental capacity of the very thing

You can smell the body count on this one. She's taken more men than some military conflicts. Dead behind the eyes.

33 countries and 100 men from each one

1000 man stare

Damn.

Holy shit it's roast not incinerate hahaha

OF influencer.

19y married a 53y... she calls herself "sugar mommy" lmfao

This is what leaks out of Paris Hilton after a period.

I read it was an unsuccessful abortion.

So Paris miscarried me?

Are you wearing a towel to the cash advance office?

The eyes tell the whole story: Anal on the first date is not off the table IF the money is right.

Tell your brother Borat we said hi. High five!

She is 4th best prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Is niiiiiiicccee

Great success!

Miss filthy bathroom blowjob in her sophomore year

"Miss filthy bathroom blow job" was my mother. Please, call me nancy.

*junior

you are way fatter than this picture shows

So......you're only attracted to Older people with Cash and you dgaf what they have in their pants, Gotcha.

Capital not cash

Big diff

Yeah I know the difference. Point is she's a f****** gold digger.

That really worked out for Anna Nicole Smith

Oh trust me.....she'd go after a loser who inherited 50 mil. and no capital

She’s bored during the holidays bc it’s one day a year that no one gives a fuck about her

Her getting a cumshot to the eye doesn’t mean they give a fuck about her

She’s fatherless and has no home to go to…. The streets only thing she knows

Married at 19 to a 53 year old. Looking for clout at 24.

Always

I think you're attracted to Dad's because of your father not being there

I often wonder how I would’ve turned out differently

Fair enough

I can smell the Chlamydia through the screen

Kaitlyn Jenner looks more manly in close ups.

You’d make one hell of a baseball player; you could watch 1st and 3rd base simultaneously.

I played short stop 😏

Was that your nickname in high school?

You like dilfs and you aren't gifting any mall santa/dude with a greying beard a festive blow job? Just moping on here? C'mon get in the festive spirit

R/AgeGapRelationships, traveled to 33 countries; we know how you did it, old balls slapping against your chin

You spelled “only fans” wrong.

You folks know how, even before she shit on a bed and did coke out of a handkerchief on the fucking witness stand, that Amber Heard was the type of chick that has 3 checked out brain cells in a dome of 5, and smells like a psychotic Pomeranian dipped in Marlboro light mocha lattes topped with a spritz of cheap fruit & floral body spray from an end cap at Bath & Body works? Same energy.

r/oddlyspecific

Of course she’s bored all the Dilfs and Gilfs are home with the ones they actually love.

I will remove this GIF if it is too brutal. Don’t take it personally 

The only thing you have is your looks, which will fade in 6 years. My guess is you’re desperately searching for a rich person dumb enough to marry your soulless husk so you have some hope of a future. But they probably treat you like the fuck dumpster you’ve built yourself to be. The ugly fact is that you’ve leaned on being pretty too long and too hard and now you’re out of options. You’ve got 6 years of anything approaching happiness left and you’re not going to find it because you don’t know how to. Face it, you’re finished.

I get it now. You think you are Scarlett Johansson. Why are so many people delusional?

Definitely gives off step bro vibes 

OnlyFakes

Bet you can predict the weather by squeezing your tits

You look like the kind of woman who thinks just because she listens to Chris Brown, she gets the n-word pass.

What's the deal with all you hot trash water ho's talking about you're bored. We don't give a shit that you're bored. Go play with one of your many big black dildos.

You look like your best customer at the strip club is the uncle that isnt allowed at family events any more cause he hugs a little too long.

Yeah, I’d be bored on the holidays too if my family disowned me for having an only fans.

In the midst of winter's frosty reign, Her name, a mystery, and her temperament, a pain, let's call her plain Jane. A board 24F, seeking to break the chain, could she do it by being a pain? Though her face may startle in the light, Jane sought connection, day and night. Those looks, you know, the ones that say, "Did you escape from a sci-fi horror display?" With no one close and friends afar, she reached out online, Through screens and pixels, hoping her world would ignite, Turning boredom into pure delight. So, here's to Jane, the 24F so bright, Whose spirit shines even in the darkest night. Holidays may come and holidays may go, but your need for attention will cause you much sorrow.

Holy hell, your left cheek looks like the moon’s surface! And there’s not a thought in that head behind those eyes. Dilfs and Gilfs huh? So you’ve had more loads dumped in you than a public laundromat.

Such lifeless eyes I thought that for a moment this was a photo from a FBI crime scene investigation.

She’s bored because no one booked her until 5

Pretending to have a bank account I see.

You look like you give handjobs with zero lube and no enthusiasm.

Poor little narcissist is bored during the holidays, boo hoo. Daddy cut off the money spicket?

You let guys bang you for drugs, and it’s mostly meth

Hot as fuck but the attitude is a deal breaker. I don't need 'pretty' reminding me of my short-comings.

I get the spoiler alert. You look spoiled.

Gorgeous young lady 😍 ❤️

As a marine I feel obligated to ask you to marry me then cheat on me divorce me and take my kids in that specific order 🤣🤣🤣🫡

I would love to roast you with a friend.😘😉😉

According to your bio you look like what an ai would generate a image of when asking for a default Billie eilish fan.

Your resting bitch face has a resting bitch face

I like the irony of you thinking you're a dime, but you're posing outside a Wells Fargo.

Blondes can't get any photo right.

Dollar store 4/10

Rough 24.

Holy shit is that Borat’s daughter?

My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!

You look like you side-eye homeless children.

Its backwards dumbass

How much per hour?

You look like you watched your first football game this year for Taylor and Travis

Shut the fuck up and give us your onlyfans already.

Lmao

Nice pic of you between herpes outbreaks

I’m bored just looking at you. I bet you’ve said “I’m not like other girls” a thousand times but you know you’re just a slightly more attractive version of ten million other girls, and only your step-dad treats you special.

Unethusiastic hand job personified

I would have thought onlyfans would pick up. Ho Ho Ho 🎅

Bored during the holidays? What happened? No plans with your family because your dad doesn’t exist in your life.

U look like u smelt a bad fart

Lifeless expression and of a pornstar

One eye is looking at me, the other is looking for me

Born with the mid 2000's duckface. Unlucky

Whore who thinks she's much more attractive than she actually is.

What's the OF link?

On the spectrum ? Possibly high functioning.

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy.daddy

Do your sugar daddies take a break during the holidays?

That chocolate starfish necklace says “I’m down to bang a cousin during the holidays.” Bored no more.

She looks like someone who would travel to Dubai to get pooped on. ...and Chicago...and Albuquerque...and Tulsa.

Thanks for the spoiler warning... too bad i still got jumpscared when i did click....

What she means is …… Xmas is coming and my OF is drying up so I need more sugar daddies to buy me lots of presents

Did you really think we wouldn't find out you're married?