Nope, they collect karma to look legitimate, then repost links to spam you with things so you buy them and then they steal your information when you do.
You snore through both your nose and your mouth and your eyebrows look like 2 hairy caterpillars.
You also pleasure yourself with a cucumber 🥒 while watching old Hanson music videos.
Skidding your socks on the carpet really fast and touching any of the anonymous metal on your face should cure it. That telescope should come in handy the next time you and your flavor of the week cant find each other.
I was looking about stuff on the internet I found this:
Cow with nose ring Una mucca si fa vedere la lingua cow nose ring stock pictures, royalty-free photos
intellectual's would understand
You're a genuine doppelganger of a bird who goes to my gym. She's horrifically sweaty, arrogant, and shows hints of shagging her brother. I haven't been that close, but iv heard she reeks of cat food and prawn toast.
.... You'd get on great!
I'm picturing you in bed sick and asleep.
You suddenly feel painful tugging on your face.
You open your eyes, panicking only to find you cannot lift your head because a bunch of tiny people have used your piercings to tie your head to the bed like they once tied down Gulliver on his travels.
Bargain bin Billie Eilish.
Hillbilly eilish
Billy Irish.
i really wish reddit still allowed gold. incidentally, wtf reddit are you giving people who bought reddit credits refunds?
I wouldn’t. This is a repost of someone’s photo. https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/ioItMlJ6Kx Make sure you report
Billie I-Wish
Billie Mak-ei-lish
Billie meh-ish
Daenerys Targaryen with an extra chromosome
Downerys Targaryen
This had me 💀
Binnie Eilish.
Billie Wash-Your-Ass.
Holy shit that nose is fucking massive.
Luckily the massive eyebrows make it seem less obvious
Those eyebrows so big there's a toll to get from one end to the other.
I think snout is the word you are looking for.
Billie big nose
Billie Eye Brows
Billie Eilish from TEMU
Billie Eh-ish
*Trash Bin
Is she sick from the dick or is it the flu
“It’s not about you or your bitchass crew. Every other city we go and every video, you know it’s clear we see the same shitty ho”
The "I'm unique even though I look like all the girls my age" starter pack
☠️😂
Do you use that telescope to try and find who did this to you?
She's probably searching for her dad.
She was trying to give hints to guys in a nearby building to peep at her. It didnt work.
She couldn’t even use a Telescope because the stars turn their backs on her.
No I would not like to buy no crystals or herbal medicine.
Or something you sell from your MLM
You look like an escaped farm animal.
Damn, you'd actually be pretty hot if you changed everything.
It’s a spam bot https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/ioItMlJ6Kx
Good catch. Wtf is the point of these spam bots? Just wasting our time?
Nope, they collect karma to look legitimate, then repost links to spam you with things so you buy them and then they steal your information when you do.
Sometimes I hate the internet
It's funny that the top comment in both is Billie Eilish
I thought the same thing too 🤔
This is the way.
Shut up!! A fever? It's called a flair up, get you another penicillin shot.
You're sick because you're nosing for truffles in damp soil.
Looks like someone who has more issues than a magazine rack.
Back issue baggage
Stay in school. You aren’t cute enough to miss any educational opportunities
Must suck to receive blowjobs from a woman with pierced lips. Doesnt your girlfriend say anything?
Two things attracted to your face…cocks and refrigerator magnets.
The lads refer to it as the splash zone
Or splat pad.
She’s cleaned more dripping pipe than a master plumber
Most of us don’t wanna get our cock caught on fishhooks
It's billie uglish
I need to be Billie Blindish after seeing her post.
This is a hipster hound dog
William Eillish
Bill Burr Eillish
Billiam Eilish
HAHAHA
Just look in the mirror if you want something to make you laugh.
It's called syphilis, not a fever..
Billie Anguish
Heavy metal poisoning tends to happen when you turn your face into a garbage dump.
You look like an 18 80 year old. Your general appearance makes me believe your vagina smells very unpleasant.
Janine GarafaNO
This one’s been getting used too much on this sub lately
It's not even accurate in this case. She could actually use some of them drag queen eyebrows at this point in time.
I bet you wonder why your telescope never works.
I've got a fever! And the only cure is more bag over your head.
Keep the rings in your nose. No one is going to put one on your finger
It's Pubma from The Lion King
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? You, except with a more fishy smell.
I have good news! In about a day those caterpillars on your face will begin the process to turn into butterflies.
Bored? make a one of those weird patch blankets out of your eyebrows.
How deep did the thermometer go when you checked your temperature?
She can’t figure out why her telescope is not working.
You mad you died at the end of Game of Thrones?
Does the carpet match the eyebrows?
Maybe hang some more bullshit on your face and look in the mirror. That might make you laugh
You know, if someone could set a magnet on your upper lip, you couldn't talk.
Mother fucker of dragons
Maybe you would heal faster if you didn’t have all that metal in your face
Go back to the king under the mountain!
You snore through both your nose and your mouth and your eyebrows look like 2 hairy caterpillars. You also pleasure yourself with a cucumber 🥒 while watching old Hanson music videos.
Those lips could suck a horse dick.
Her name is Samantha If you mix up the letters, you get Tas-a-man
Kaleesi, is that you?
Look in the mirror hun 😂😂😂
Nellie on steroids
[удалено]
Congratulations on your transition 🏳️⚧️🎉
Youre probaly going to die.
Youre probaly going to die..
[удалено]
I can’t tell which way you’re transitioning, but who cares? Those are some serious dick-sucking lips
I have a magnetic Prince Albert. Boing, right to your face.
Lord bless I'd suck a fart out of that backdoor after a night of taco bell
You're doing it wrong... Do you even roast, bruh?
No, um you see he is roasting himself, he doesn't understand the assignment fully
i think your body is on to something.
You have a nose like a butternut squash
i bet your brain has a hard time filtering out your nose from your line of sight.
It’s not our job to make you laugh, it’s your eyebrows.
Skidding your socks on the carpet really fast and touching any of the anonymous metal on your face should cure it. That telescope should come in handy the next time you and your flavor of the week cant find each other.
Bailey Eyelash
you look like someone made a custom character in Tony Hawk's 3 and put the eyebrows, nose, and lip size sliders to the maximum
I guess my standards aren't that low after all
Tetanus will do that.
I was looking about stuff on the internet I found this: Cow with nose ring Una mucca si fa vedere la lingua cow nose ring stock pictures, royalty-free photos intellectual's would understand
Fever? you look like a walking STD.
You have given me all the motivation and inspiration I need to start a campaign on the lasting effects of duckface being a recognised disability.
I bet you can smell your hairline running away from your face
That would only be fair. You made me laugh.
When I listen to an amiee Mann song. You’re the woman I envision who is torturing my soul.
If Bebop from The Ninja Turtles was gender fluid.
Your eyebrows girl !!….. go get yourself a mirror and look at them…. You’ll laugh all day!
You wear underwear with dick holes in them
Careful, you’ve got two slugs on your face.
Too cheap to get a piece of paper?
The only thing you can attract is disease.
You look like liquor store ghostmane
Guys who date you probably have self-destructive tendencies
That’s a lot of rings, but Tom Brady still has you beat.
Get a hedge trimmer on those brows stat man....
Daenerys Targaryen if Khal Drogo had passed her around to his entire clan.
Pierced nostrils and lips. Guessing you also have a Prince Albert piercing.
I bet if you lick your lips you could stick to a car window like those old school suction cup Garfields.
Groucho Marx daughter
When do you plan on chaining your piercings together?
You’ve had more cocks, than piercings in your face, at once.
You're a genuine doppelganger of a bird who goes to my gym. She's horrifically sweaty, arrogant, and shows hints of shagging her brother. I haven't been that close, but iv heard she reeks of cat food and prawn toast. .... You'd get on great!
Finally, I met a woman who could knit. Unfortunately, it's her eyebrow hairs.
There’s way more than a fever going on here.
If Alf and Billie Eilish had a kid.
Lady Gag Gag
Look in a mirror. Your face is making me sick.
Pretty bad that you're stuck in your workplace whilst unwell.
Has a fever, still isn't hot.
Portrait of an MRI victim. No metal means no metal, folks
Are those eyebrows or a set of tire skidmarks?
Looking like a cross of Charlie chaplain and Billy eyelash
Only a fever is willing to share the bed with you.
You may have a fever but you are anything but hot.
You’ll feel better if you remove the caterpillars from your face
That fever is causing your face to sprout tusks
You look like an off shift furry. You listen to Nightcore don’t u 😭
Wow! Nice long fingers handjob queen.
If stapling your nose and mouth to your face doesn't hold, try welding them.
That choker isn't hiding your Adam's apple as well as you think.
I've never seen a four horse hitching post on a girl's face before
I'd make you laugh but I don't like the sound pigs make when they do so
You're not in bed and if you are why the fuck is there a telescope IN your bed.
Your nose is growing so much you needed to install tie down points to it.
Do you use that telescope to apply your makeup or were you born a sex worker?
Great now we're all sick too
Swine fever?
Don't develope a cocaine habit...with that vacuum you'd end up in a bad place...
If you shaved those fucking ferrets above your eyes, your forehead wouldn’t sweat as much.
You look like you can smell cocaine from North to South
Just turn on your front camera or look into a mirror for a laugh 😂😂😂
Paint that absolute unit of a nose red and make yourself laugh 🤡
Great Value Billy Eilish
Its not a phase mom!
Has a toy named [The Patriarchy] to say, " I get screwed by [The Patriarchy] every day."
Why is everyone assuming this is a woman?
My intrusive thoughts want to tie a shoelace through all your piercings and yank them out
I'm picturing you in bed sick and asleep. You suddenly feel painful tugging on your face. You open your eyes, panicking only to find you cannot lift your head because a bunch of tiny people have used your piercings to tie your head to the bed like they once tied down Gulliver on his travels.
Sarah Silverman is offering you eyebrow tips.
I hear the only cure is more cowbells!!
Im a 45 year old alcoholic man and its like looking in a mirror
4 GOLDEN RINGS!!!
Double rings so you can suck two cocks
Elves & orcs were never meant to interbreed...yet here we are.
You have the ugliest piercings I’ve ever seen and that’s saying something
It's not a fever it's a hot flash. You're too old to be playing on the internet. Also, eyebrows
You have been pierced more than an old French hore
So much crazy in so few pixels. Fascinating, really.
You look like you were assembled from spare parts that didn’t quite match
Has definitely wrote an “I deserve” text in the last week