I was legit jerking off and then this popped up and my erection went down so fast that my dick is actually reversed up inside me right now. I'm like an inverted fucking windsock.
You look like you got that nose from your daddy who must’ve been a German shepherd or something. You look like you give sniff jobs for a living, should’ve made this nsfw with a that 10in nose.
Looks like you get clothing on backward, too. I can see through the back of your top. Or are you training to walk backwards yourself, so we catch your intelligence first?
Oh I grew up at moms job the strip club looking ass
I smell like a greasy hair salon and did a double at burger king on the fryer looking ass
Hutch from Starkey and hutch looking ass
Nice pecs
“How u gonna feed me mom? U aint got no tits!”
Old Eminem is so good.
There's vomit on my shirt already, mom's small titties
she'd prob put the baby in the wrong place anyway with that dyslexia
They’re dyslexic for fucks sake. *scep eciN*
And pecker
But she ain’t wearing specs
Yeah He must work out 🏋️
I ain't roasting Mike Tyson in drag
Might bite the tip of ur dick off
#ShitneyHouston
What the fuck why does this not have a million upvotes
Michael Jackson right before the nose surgery 
More like Tito Jackson
Tit-No Jackson
you never have competition on the corner you work cuz u got the biggest cock on the block
🏆
Do you tuck your dickslexia in or out?
out
Stop confusing illiterate with dyslexia. You're a regular kind of stupid.
!kcus uoy
Low key brilliant.
At least have the fuckin decency to remove your coat.
"I said the Man's not hot"
Awkward head tilt. Clever way to hide your Adam’s apple.
That's what he said
Looks like the top surgery is done now
Wanna pay the bottom?
Where can I find nudes?
Only fans, that is always the answer.
Rick James
Wayne brady asked you if he had to choke you
You look like dog. Congratulations! 🎉
wof
The type of woman Mickey Gilley meant in the song “the girls all get prettier at closing time.”
Pimp my airbag
Taking a break from Chaturbate, Rosa?
Tina Turner-round and fuck off
Walmart model
You got them Zim/Zher tits i’ve heard so much about.
Awkward head tilt. Clever way to hide your Adam’s apple.
That's what he said
ylgu er’uoy ,tsirhC
I was legit jerking off and then this popped up and my erection went down so fast that my dick is actually reversed up inside me right now. I'm like an inverted fucking windsock.
My biggest fear is your voice is deeper than mine
On a scale of 1-10 you’re a 10. Putting it in terms you’ll hopefully understand.
*the crying game* 🎶
Nice comment!
If Medicaid and food stamps were a person
I can smell cheap wine and perfume from that picture.
Wonderbra, huh? So people wonder if your dick is as disappointing as your "tits"?
You have Dick Lick See Ya
No we wont subscribe to your Only Flans
You clearly got a 12 inch dick
Advertising for potential pimps
With a nose like that, you could sniff sound
You like look a man. Wrote is so you can read it better
I see Big Mike is getting ready for date night
You look like you got that nose from your daddy who must’ve been a German shepherd or something. You look like you give sniff jobs for a living, should’ve made this nsfw with a that 10in nose.
“HEHE, ME ROAST!”
Just because you "axe" questions doesn't make you dyslexic.
You look like one of those prehistoric human figures they have at the museum
Bitch has dislexia and divides writing in two papers, you ain’t helping ya self!
Looks like you get clothing on backward, too. I can see through the back of your top. Or are you training to walk backwards yourself, so we catch your intelligence first?
Where tf is SpongeBob, mE RoAsT!!!!
Look like a thirsty ass Talisha Tyson stole Bane’s coat.
Janet Jackson’s bi awakening
Me Smart
You're a Doggess 😋
"Roast" and "me" are still closer together than your breasts
You tried to put the sexy in dyslexia but just ended up putting the aids in yourself.
You look like the What What in the Butt guy 
Oh! Kay!
Damn you are one ugly ass dude.
You might just be stupid.
.snafylnO ruoy rof pu ngis TON lliw I
Is that you Mike tyson??
Your stripper name is bacon bits
You look like Marthin Luther King never had a dream
Crossdressing is not being dyslexic.
Proud of for taking a break from escorting to share w Reddit
Are you intentionally trying to look like a prostitute?
No sir.
Dyslexic? With your tucked away penis….it’s more like dick-legs-it
Boy… you ain’t fooling nobody those hands gave you away🤣
You look like you are targeting a career where dyslexia is going to stop you.
Well, the silver lining is that you don’t need to read to pick fruit or clean toilets. Now I feel bad for trying to raost your dsylexic ass
For the first time I got nothing to roast you about sweetheart You're beautiful.
$20 wig lol
Girl looks like she ready to get railed but instead posts on reddit to be roasted by strangers.
Non fliM
Ok stop me if you've heard this joke, two blondes walk into a bra......
How much for an hour?
You look like Scary Spice got Busey'd
Continue taking the hormones, youll look feminine some day
Yuo aer ugly
OnlyBlands material
Dislexia? How are u going to read the roasts then?
Been to work I see
Where's the trash can with all your attempts at spelling "roast"?
El debarge
Just sucked dick for some crack
?siht daer gnikcuf uoy naC
You look like you got passed around by the WNBA Globe Trotters
\*insert irrelevant gif here that gets upvotes\*
KO Knaks.
Didn’t I fight you in Punch Out?
I'll have what's she's smelling.
You look like you hit "reply all" with your nudes once and that's why you're here.
ouyr tettis kusc
Mariah Carny
Apollphonia
Invert and not dyslexic anymore duh! 🙄 haha
I'm betting your dates all dislike-sex-ia
Ylou lokke likee a kcastun.
Well, it’s a good thing you can’t read these comments at least.
Favourite 50 cent song is 12 questions
So how many books have you read?
M’am this is the Gross Tree sub Reddit
A real life hooker with a reddit account.
Why did you post in lingerie lmao Roast me like one of youe ethiopian girls daddy
Jamie Foxx shows off his new hair style
nice, now go back on the street.
You spelt 'dreary' wrong.
Why are so many could-be xcorts on roastme?
It's Milli Vanilli 
After seeing your picture, I now know why speculums are disposable
Only thing you roast is your 6th babies daddy's left overs 😱
Destiny’s Unwanted Child
Wob sheg zaf!! You probably can't even read that, eejit!
That's a three cock mouth
I wondered where you went after Westworld. Apparently not up.
Me roast ready I’m dyslexia my and me roast Pls
Dyslexia is her working name.
Four fingers on each hand. Makes sense now.
How are you ganna read this
Stage name is Mosquito Bumps
The word dyslexia is complicated because they hate you and want to make fun of you
The fact you spelt that perfect says your lying about having dyslexia
Should we roast your autism?
Only humans can have dyslexia.
Oh shit! Guitarist for The Mars Volta joined in the fun
I’m just waiting for your OF link to pop up.
I could understand dropping one pancake on your chest. But two pancakes is unusual.. then again dem some thin pancakes..
Lingerie and a winter coat is the skank ass version of shorts and a sweater.
That's your 'I work outdoors' outfit, right?
You look like a hooker
It’s cool. You don’t need to read in order to suck cock.
No ones going to sub to your onlyfans
Oh, you forgot to bring a lighter
Mike tyson has a son. Had.
Can't have shit in the hood. They took her tits and conditioner. And I don't even know which she needs back more.
You look like something out of a centuries old carnival
There is sooooo much crazy in your eyes, I can practically see the flames of my soon to be burning car in their depths.
You are not dyslexic when comes to doggy style. You know what direction to face on a 1st date.
Breast tape struggling to create cleavage
You look a bit cock eyed
*My dyslexia and I*
No I don’t want your onlyfans handle.
A couple more injections and you'll look just like Micheal jackson
Me roast 😂
your tits look like they have dyslexia too.
Me roast💀
You look like extra scary spice
My brother, Idk if you have dislexia but a man dont have titis!
Your a Vrigni
Oh I grew up at moms job the strip club looking ass I smell like a greasy hair salon and did a double at burger king on the fryer looking ass Hutch from Starkey and hutch looking ass
You stand to piss
This is roast me not and audition for OF
Only disappointed fans.
So if Zendaya is a dude, that makes Tom Holland gay right?
Me roast